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Investment / Re: Man Loses N260,000 To T.W.I.N.K.A.S, Says It's His Wedding Money. by Arsewipemod: 6:17pm On Apr 05, 2017
Emekus92:
that is their strategy. It will b going smoothly all of a sudden they will giv excuse of people uploading fake proof of payment den input a new policy. Few weeks later they shot down leaving their victim in sorrows.


But the issue is that Nigerian's never learn.
cashcraft.net did not even wait for some few weeks. It changed policy with the excuse you and I and everybody else know. People are uploading fake proof of payment! Then 2days later, it crashed. Got me 10k hooked. And if you see the site. It was so convincing. I got suckered into it sharp sharp.
Religion / Re: Roman Historian Tacitus Mentions Jesus: Our Best Secular Source by Arsewipemod: 6:35pm On Apr 01, 2017
otemdomino:
I don't attend any temple. There are hundreds of better things to do rather than spending time in a temple worshipping a god.
Alright niggah. So when and how did Atum start speaking to you niggah? Who is your mentor too?
Crime / Re: Woman Breaks Neighbour’s Jaw With Shovel Over Fruit (photo) by Arsewipemod: 5:24pm On Apr 01, 2017
MrEgbegbe:

Afonjas fighting over food since 1945
And there goes Mr iPhone, stashing dollars in the crotch thief again.
Crime / Re: Woman Breaks Neighbour’s Jaw With Shovel Over Fruit (photo) by Arsewipemod: 5:22pm On Apr 01, 2017
naijacentric:
Fela was rite the after effects of suffering and smiling nigerians have become beasts
They're Biafrans

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Politics / Re: Abisola Kola-Daisi And Her Customized Hermes Birkin Bag (Photos) by Arsewipemod: 5:16pm On Apr 01, 2017
Daughter of the gap-tooth muthafucqer of Oyo State.
Religion / Re: Roman Historian Tacitus Mentions Jesus: Our Best Secular Source by Arsewipemod: 4:59pm On Apr 01, 2017
otemdomino:
I see revelations shown to me by ATUM, the god of CIVILIZATION. Those who actually settled down to read them have seen the reason to believe that my testimony is true.
So which temple do you attend? Who is the Indian piece of shi.t (gosh, I strongly dislike those garlic oozing fucqers. You see them traipsing about in various shopping malls acting like they own the fucqing country. And you can't walk freely in their poverty stricken land ) who's been mentoring you niggah?
Politics / Re: Troops Arrest 2 Boko Haram Spies As Another High Profile Terrorist Surrenders by Arsewipemod: 1:51pm On Apr 01, 2017
psucc:
Another April fool.

They look more like suya vendors than fighters.
Ever seen any one of them looking like real fighters? You wanna call a rag tag army of former garden egg and onion and water melon and kulikuli and beans and orange sellers real fighters? Just because some punkass armed them with assault rifles and IED?
Religion / Re: Roman Historian Tacitus Mentions Jesus: Our Best Secular Source by Arsewipemod: 1:42pm On Apr 01, 2017
otemdomino:
Me? Crap? impossible. I don't bring up crap.
Oh yeah you do. OK tell me where you dig up those texts you try so hard to convince people that they are revelations given to you from?
Religion / Re: Canadian Mayor Refuses To Remove Pork From School Canteen Menu And Explains Why by Arsewipemod: 1:36pm On Apr 01, 2017
spartan117:

I meant d mayor dealt with d issue ruthlessly, he gave them d blunt truth
Which is what those fucqers need. You go to another man's land and you start making demands just because they opened their arms to embrace you despite your short comings and weird religion. Very silly people. They believe its their exclusive right to shove themselves down people's throats. Go to their countries and be seen with something as mundane as greeting a woman or carrying a Bible and you are gone. You can't practice your beliefs and culture in their lands unless you wanna die. But if they come to you, you still gotta conform to their ways. Now isn't that wacky? Buncha fucqers!

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Religion / Re: Canadian Mayor Refuses To Remove Pork From School Canteen Menu And Explains Why by Arsewipemod: 9:08am On Apr 01, 2017
spartan117:

Savage undecided
Savage? The mayor or the Muslim parents?
Religion / Re: Canadian Mayor Refuses To Remove Pork From School Canteen Menu And Explains Why by Arsewipemod: 9:06am On Apr 01, 2017
These re.tards are being tutored. They will never come on this thread and learn from the Canadian Mayor.

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Religion / Re: Roman Historian Tacitus Mentions Jesus: Our Best Secular Source by Arsewipemod: 10:12pm On Mar 31, 2017
otemdomino:
Jesus Sapien doesn't exist. The one who existed was Faulkin(Zeusus Krista) millions of years ago in the period of the hominids and neanderthals/homo erectus.

That particular one didn't even do as much as Eusebius wrote the fictitious Jesus Sapien to do in the period of the homo sapiens.

Here are the accounts of Zeusus Erectus aka Faulkin in the periods of the Neanderthals. These are written by one of his followers whom he used for false miracles:

Otelemuye can you please stop this crap already? Thanks.

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Religion / Re: 6 Signs Of A Toxic 'Apostle' by Arsewipemod: 7:59am On Mar 26, 2017
MrEgbegbe:

God will expose those politicians that tried to blackmail Apostle Suleiman

They tried to bring him down though the DSS, e no work

They paid an olosho to blackmail him, e no work

Buhari, you will never go unpunished

Who asked for your opinion, Mr iPhone, dollar thief.

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Business / Re: Surplus Dollars Hit Nigeria Market by Arsewipemod: 7:58pm On Mar 25, 2017
stagger:
Propaganda!

Dude, do you actually know the meaning of that word?
Of course you don't.
Business / Re: Surplus Dollars Hit Nigeria Market by Arsewipemod: 7:53pm On Mar 25, 2017
depezee:
This is the good work of VP Osibanjo. Now the DAURA GWORO Chewing Paedophile will jump up to take glory. Thank God soon he will go back to UK to continue with his medication while Osibanjo remains here to fix the mess.
I thought you finks said that he is a mere commissioner?
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Says Churchill Is A Yahoo Boy Who Killed Their Unborn Child by Arsewipemod: 8:25pm On Mar 23, 2017
sukkot:
she did. its just that the new life/leaf is crumbling right before her eyes. but thats life. nothing good lasts forever. nothing lasts forever cheesy
She obviously wrapped up the leaf in a piece of rizla and smoked it.
Crime / Re: Lady Who Kidnapped 2 Kids In Makurdi Nabbed On Her Way To Sell Them In Onitsha by Arsewipemod: 10:55am On Mar 22, 2017
EmeeNaka:
So North has started selling Human being.
To the EAST!
Crime / Re: Rival Cult Groups Clash In Calabar, Many Killed (Graphic Photos) by Arsewipemod: 12:08pm On Mar 21, 2017
justscorchone:
That guy is still alive why are people not helping him,they just taking pics shocked
As in! You can see that these people are heartless. And dumb!
Politics / Re: Why North’ll Continue To Be Problem To Nigeria –balarabe Musa by Arsewipemod: 7:16pm On Mar 19, 2017
ABOKI9ja:
I might agree with his point. As a Northerner and Hausa by tribe I will like to share Northern's view on Leadership Of Nigeria Based on my Understanding. More than average of total population of Northerners are scare of any Southerner to Becomes president, Because of too much hate and Descrimination from the Southerners which is means there will be more Consequences whenever Southerner climbs number one seat. For Example, During Jonathan everyone knows Jonathan did not fought well on Boko Haram and its even politically Empowered by Him. If you to Judge fairly you know South hates North very much for Example, its hardly to find Northerner that owns House or land in south but if you come to The North you will be Suprised to find thousands of Southerners that own lands, Houses, and some of them are even in the Government. We treat them like our own people we do Business with them we employ them we give them Right to own Businesses we sometimes prefer to do Business with them than our own people and all we need from them is only to respect our Religion and Tribe Because these two things come first before everything.
Thank God we dont talk too much we only do action and we dont care about what Southern media are saying.
We might be a Prloblem to Nigeria as South and the only Solution is to let every Region go it own way
Note: I only say my opinion and yours might vary from mine
When you put religion and tribe first, other people will hate you and would never trust you. And you will never develop. Capische?
Crime / Re: 2 Men Who Use Juju To Grab Lands Murdered In Anambra (Graphic Pics) by Arsewipemod: 10:55pm On Mar 18, 2017
14teenK:
IPOB doesn't represent igbos....try to get that
OK igbos! We need an unbiased response.
Crime / Re: 2 Men Who Use Juju To Grab Lands Murdered In Anambra (Graphic Pics) by Arsewipemod: 10:47pm On Mar 18, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
This can only happen in a zoo...

The Police should arrest those perpetrators and make them face justice for this gruesome killing. Whatever their intent or grievance is, they should explain to the judge and the hangman.

What is with you blokes and the word zoo? This didn't happen in Nigeria. It happened in Biafra! Or has Biafra also turned into a zoo?

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Cabinet Shake-up: My Candid Recommendations For Sack by Arsewipemod: 6:18pm On Mar 12, 2017
menxer:

And your recommendations for their replacements are:
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Nnamdi Kanu
Reno Omokri
Ayodele Fayose
Nysome Wike
Femi Fani -Kayode
Atiku Abubakar
Olisa Metuh
Etc etc etc
Religion / Re: Juju For Incurable Sickness, Badluck & Madness For Enemies by Arsewipemod: 11:14pm On Mar 11, 2017
lepasharon:


Oh they might be..but the question is, how come atheists never have witchcraft attacks?
Because when they have them they don't know what hit 'em. They are just dumb. Till they get finished off.

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Religion / Re: Stat's show Nigeria's Religious Future is probably Islamic by Arsewipemod: 9:55pm On Mar 11, 2017
Auki:


I am from the north proper. You have indeed lied that Muslim are turning to Christian in the North. Like in my Local Govt, majority of our indigenous Christian brother are now Muslim.

My candid prayer to you is:
1. May God guide you to surrender to Him

2. May He gives you long life to witness how Islam will triumph over evils.

Triumph over the evils it brought. How is that possible?
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Dumps Pregnant Stephanie Otobo, Detains Her In Lagos - SR (Pic) by Arsewipemod: 9:31am On Mar 06, 2017
subtlemee:
Wind don blow o..fowl yansh don open

You can believe anything from the look of things.
Crime / Re: 5 Gang Members Of Vampire Arrested Alive After He Was Killed In Rivers (Pics) by Arsewipemod: 2:45pm On Mar 02, 2017
Equal2DeTask:


He is a Hero

alreadY popular than Errand boy Osinbanjaaa grin
Oh boy. Not again. You are not equal to the task mehn. You are fake mehn.
Crime / Re: 5 Gang Members Of Vampire Arrested Alive After He Was Killed In Rivers (Pics) by Arsewipemod: 2:36pm On Mar 02, 2017
SweetBoyFriend:



Kids, This is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs

This bus driver thinks that Rivers state is igboland

So Rotimi Amechi is also an igbo man ??

Your parents must be so proud of their highly educated son


Just because they perpetrated their heinous crimes in Rivers State doesn't mean they are not "Yoots" from Biafra. OK? What difference would it have made if they operated in Oshogbo? Would that have changed their ancestry?
Crime / Re: 5 Gang Members Of Vampire Arrested Alive After He Was Killed In Rivers (Pics) by Arsewipemod: 2:33pm On Mar 02, 2017
Factfinder1:
grin I only know vimpires to be white people or oyibo but some nigerians don join blood sucking gang and they are from that part of the country... New nigerian jews
That dead guy was an IPad yoot. He was from Biafra. OK?
Phones / Re: Glo Offers Smart Phones With 2years Data!! ! by Arsewipemod: 12:33pm On Feb 18, 2017
BLACKCHARGER:
Data i will not even use undecided
Try it out and you will not regret. The phone of your choice would be delivered to your door step if you want. With all technical assistance too.

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