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 Christianity Etc › Re: Are Marine Girls Real Or Just Faked By Pastors by Artisticity1: 2:44pm On Jul 27, 2025 |
they are! i've had my own personal experience. JackDaAlienz: |
| Politics › Re: Global Terrorism Index Retracts Ranking Of IPOB As 10th World’s Deadliest Terror by Artisticity1: 5:40pm On Mar 27, 2023 |
November1857:l But this is serious oh! Must they say IPOB is CHELSEA?  Sorry, I mean number 10 |
| Travel › Re: Pictures Of Muhammed Buhari International Airport, Abakaliki, Ebonyi State by Artisticity1: 7:07pm On Sep 09, 2022 |
CaptainAyub:Nwunem nwoke, ndee? |
| Sports › Chelsea Is The Best Club In The World. by Artisticity1(op): 7:09pm On Sep 08, 2022 |
Smaller teams like Arsenal, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool and the rest should get ready coz we are about lifting the EPL and Champions League Trophy this season. Congratulations and a warmly Welcome to the best team in Europe Graham Potter�. *MANCHESTER UNITED MANAGERS SINCE 1986* 1. Sir Alex Ferguson 2. David Moyes 3. Louis Van Gaal 4.Giggs 5.Jose Mourinho 6.Ole 7. Erik Ten Hag TOTAL premier league trophy =20 *ARSENAL MANAGERS SINCE 1986* 1.Gerge Graham 2.Bruce Rioch 3.Arsene Wenger 4.Unai Emery 5.Arterta TOTAL premier league trophy = 13 *CHELSEA MANAGERS SINCE 1986* 1.Bobby Campbell 2.Jan Borterfield 3.David Webb 4.Glenn Hoddle 5.Ruud Gullit 6.Gianluca Vialli 7.Ray Wilkins 8.Claudio Ranieri 9.Jose Mourinho 10.Avran Grant 11.Felip Scolari 12.Ray Wilkins 13.Guus Hidink 14.Carlos Ancelotti 15.Andrew Villas Boas 16.Robert Di Matteo 17.Rafael Benitez 18.Jose Mourinho 19.Guus Hidink 20.Antonio Conte 21.Sarri 22.Lampard 23.Paul Ngei 24.Fred Kubai 25.Achieng Oneko 26.Jomo Kenyatta 27.Kung'u Karumba 28.Bildad Kagia 29.Mwene Mutapa 30.King Lobengula 31.Mekatilili Wamenza 32.Jehova Wanyonyi 33.Lwanda Magere 34.Samoure Toure 35.Otto Von Bismarck 36.Vasco Da Gama 37.Christopher Columbus 38.Mahatma Gandhi 39.David Livingston 40.Chimulilenji 41. Kondwani Nankhumwa 42. Grezelder Jeffrey 43. Cash Madam 44. Fyness Mwagonjwa 45. Thomas Tuchel *TOTAL premier league trophy = 6* ������
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| Crime › What We Experienced As Kids... Indomie Generation, Keep Off! by Artisticity1(op): 2:59pm On Jul 10, 2022 |
CHILDREN OF TODAY NO GO EVEN KNOW SAY IN OUR DAYS THEM FIT BEAT YOU FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING REASONS: 1. If you Cry too long after them beat you 2. If you nocry after them beat you 3. If you dey Cry when them no beat you 4. If you Stand for where elders dey talk 5. If you sitdown when elders stand 6. If you dey Carry Waka around where elders dey discuss 7. If you Eat food wey them prepare for visitors 8. If you Refuse to eat 9. If you come house late 10. If you Eat for neighbour's house 11. If you dey too moody 12. If you too dey excited 13. If your mate be@t you 14. If you too be@t your age mate 15. If you dey Eat too slowly 16. If you dey Eat too quickly 17. If you dey Eat too much 18. If you no finish your food 19. If you Finish your food and scrape your plate 20. If you dey talk when you dey Eat 21. If you dey Sleep when your seniors don wake up 22. Of you dey Look visitors when them dey eat 23. If you Stumb and fall when you dey waka 24. If you dey Look elder eyeball to eyeball 25. If senior dey talk to you and you blink your eye 26. If senior dey talk to you and you just dey look. 27. If you use corner eye look your senior 28. If you go join your mates play ball for area 29. If you no join your mates play for compound. 30. If you no wash plate wey you take eat. 31. If you no wash plate clean. (na normal plate I mean oh) 32. If you almost break plate 33. If you break your plate 34. If you dey bite your nails. 34.. If you no bath. 35. If you too quick bath finish 36. If you too tay for bathroom. 37. If teacher flog you for school for misbehaving 38. If motor almost knock you down 39. If you no answer when senior dey talk to you 40. If you borrow shoe/wears from friends. 41. If you talk back when senior dey talk to you. 42 if you go Church late. And last but not the least... 43. If you chop your meat when you never finish your food I know say many indomie generation children no go believe Some of these reasons wey make them be@t us when we small but na this things shape the adults wey we be today. Kudos to African parents. We, the generation wey una train with love and Sacrifice... THANK YOU 2 Likes
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| Family › Funny But True by Artisticity1(op): 12:40pm On Jul 10, 2022 |
A man's di*k is soft but once a woman touches it,�it becomes hard. MORAL LESSON: Na woman dey make things hard for men
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| Politics › Reno Omokri, The Manipulative Emotional Blackmailer! by Artisticity1(op): 12:24pm On Jul 07, 2022 |
“Who first shared Peter Obi's picture printed on a Muslim mat and made it go viral? Reno Who used the mat and picture and tried to instigate a Muslim Vs Christian fight with arguments on tolerance and intolerance that even led to Peter Obi making a disclaimer? Reno Who started the false story of Peter Obi leaving PDP to join NNPP? Reno Who edited a picture of Peter obi and Kwankwaso and came up with the false story that Peter Obi is trying to sideline Kwankwaso in "his own party"? Reno Who is trying so hard to make Peter Obi look merely like an Igbo project? Reno Who is the one trying to gaslight Peter Obi's supporters by emotionally blackmailing them and accusing them of Cyberbullying? Reno Just this recent interview that Peter Obi granted with Arise news in which he used a driver-pilot analogy to explain how we need to start hiring the right and qualified candidate for the job without the primitive consideration of tribe and religion. . . who is trying to turn his analogy upside down to cause tension and division between Muslims in the North and Christians in the South by playing a mind game on the Northerners even to the extent of making the post in the Hausa language? Reno Who will come out to still post pictures of himself and Peter Obi and make videos claiming to be Peter Obi's friend? Reno Who is the man that claims to be a Christian Pastor yet does not believe that Jesus is God? Reno What is the best word that we can use to describe the person and actions of Reno Omokri? Please, if you have an idea, help me. . .” — Fr Kelvin Ugwu �
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| Crime › Re: Hotel Staffs Disclose What They Now Find Their Rooms Everyday (vid) by Artisticity1: 9:52am On Jul 07, 2022 |
I no see am |
| Crime › Good News For Nigerian Students In Ukraine by Artisticity1(op): 9:50am On Jul 07, 2022 |
The Federal Government has offered to get Nigerian students whose academics have been affected by the ongoing war in Ukraine admission into Nigerian universities for them to complete their studies. This offer came amid a prolonged strike by the Academic Staff Union of Universities which has ground academic activities in universities across the country. “The federal government of Nigeria wishes to inform Nigerian students who returned from Ukraine following the conflict in that country, that efforts are being made to facilitate their placement into various Nigerian tertiary institutions, to enable them to continue their studies,” said an advertorial by Nigeria’s foreign affairs ministry, …... I can't stop laughing. Please na comrade memes go fit this news oh!
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| Crime › Self Defense Is Not A Crime: Jesus by Artisticity1(op): 4:12pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Gospel of Luke 22:36-38 Christians should not wait to be slaughtered. Self defense is not a crime... Protect yourself and your family from harm. Remember that heaven helps those who helps themselves. Read it up yourself
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| Politics › Chutzpah Or Not: The Peter Obi That Evans Fears. by Artisticity1(op): 7:50am On Jun 29, 2022 |
The funniest set of individuals are people who think Peter Obi's baby voice is a reflection of who he is. The truth is, the title Okwute was not only because he was named after Peter the Rock but because the faint voiced, baby faced business man gave kidnappers, insurrectionists and armed robbers hell and chased them out of Anambra State. I was born and brought up in Onitsha and I had prior to Peter's coming, lived through more than 30 daylight bank robbery. If you lived in Onitsha then, you'd remember bikemen chasing after white or yellow Mitsbushi L300 bus popularly known and referred to as Onu Azụ to collect their own share of the loot. Yes, their own share. Bank robbers rob banks, bikemen and other brave road users go after them effectively blocking any attempts by police to chase them, bank robbers continue shooting in the air and then after a while, open the back of the bus and spray part of their loots for these men to pick. We lived through the legend of the female bank robbers leader who was also their main shooter. It was also the time when things like 'stray bullet' (Umunachi people call it 'strange bullet') entered our dictionary. Unfortunate bystanders get hit and kikled by bullets from these marauding thieves. Upper New Market Road, New Market Road and Old Market Road which was effectively the Central Business District in Onitsha played host to most of the banks in the city was turned into a war zone at least once a month. Police morale was so low that we all heard stories of police men and women wearing civilian clothes under their uniform, vigilante groups stepped into the lacuna created but with poor funding and legislation weighing them down, there was so much they could do and they most times paid the ultimate price (May the soul of Ideke and the souls of all the brave men and women who died protecting Onitsha continue to rest in peace). While armed robbers were rampaging on one end, kidnappers led by Evans and other kingpins were cherry picking the elites in the city, Ezego, GUO and a host of others were kidnapped, some kidnaps happened within church premises, schools, eateries and the rest. And then the third end of the criminal trident was made up of petty criminals hiding under the flag of the rising sun and the name MASSOB to hold the commercial city hostage, most people who lived in Onitsha South area of the metropolis will most likely remember that MASSOB under Uwazurike was running an alternate government there, collecting duties and levies and enforcing their own laws. And then there was Upper Iweka, yes, that Upper Iweka, the name alone sent chills down the spines of travellers and residents, people were robbed there during the day and at night and if they were unfortunate enough, they lost more than their possessions. Then in comes this 'baby faced, faint voiced former bank manager' who did the impossible and wrestled power from a sitting governor. We were bemused to put it lightly and we called him names Adaobi Rita Obi, Ogbono Nkita Obi, amongst others. Because we were a people in love with our chains, we fought against this new order, we composed mocking songs amongst others. But this man ignored us and set out to work. By the time he was done, Oso MASSOB has happened in Fegge, Evans and others abandoned the state, bank robberies and armed robbery effectively ended, and Upper Iweka got a new face-lift, even agberos self collect under Peter Obi, nobody going against the law had it easy under him. He advocated for a law that gave the state the powers to confiscate and demolish premises belonging to kidnappers and other criminal elements and he followed through to the letter. I remember the midnight and early morning raids, living in Ime Ogbe then, we all woke up to hearing doors being broken and known criminal elements whisked away. Community policing was strengthened as vigilant groups got operating vehicles and other supports from the government, citizens could report crimes and the locations of criminal elements without fear of being exposed. We went from a state where thieves wrote open letters to homes and communities and still brazenly carry out their threats to a state where one could go to sleep with both eyes closed. And all these happened under a man who you all said that he doesn't have chukwuka abi chutzpah. Okwute aburo guy name ooo. And if he says he no dey give shishi, don't believe him ooo, he gave criminals in the state hell. Daddy Gachi. #PeterIsBetter — Iveanyirochukwu Ayobamidele Obio-Nwokedi � 5 Likes
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| Politics › Re: DSS Invites Nwoba Chika Nwoba Over Biafra Wedding Cake Design (Pictures) by Artisticity1: 5:11pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
Hizzy:I'm currently in Ebonyi Good people, they are. Forget wetin we dey hear from afar |
| Politics › Re: DSS Invites Nwoba Chika Nwoba Over Biafra Wedding Cake Design (Pictures) by Artisticity1: 4:42pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
Hizzy:Guy, you mentioned people were no dey take shit 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Kill All Of Us If It Will Make You Happy - Father Abiagom by Artisticity1(op): 4:10pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
Fira09:You don rush book space, them go fight you for here oh! |
| Crime › Kill All Of Us If It Will Make You Happy - Father Abiagom by Artisticity1(op): 4:06pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
Kill All Of Us If It Will Make You Happy - Father Abiagom Says As He Reacts To The Murder Of Priests Reverend Father Augustine Abiagom, in a recent post, commented on the recent murder of some Catholic priests by bandits and terrorists. He titled it "Kill All Of Us." He said that in recent times we wake up to the news that one Catholic priest or another has been abducted or killed in Nigeria. Not to mention the hundreds of civilians who are killed or kidnapped in churches, farms and villages in mostly the Northern part of the country. Unfortunately, this has become a tradition and everywhere often seems to be quiet. Tomorrow, people will still go about their normal business, politicians will continue their campaigns and what have you, as though nothing happened He then posits this question to the leaders in Nigeria: "Imagine that 'Imams' are being killed and kidnapped on daily basis by the faceless groups we call bandits, and mosques are being attacked during Jumat services, with several worshippers shot dead, will the bandit groups and kidnappers still be in existence in today's Nigeria?" According to him, this is total nonsense. How can we have people in government and the so-called one of the strongest military in Africa and our nation have been overtaken by bandits? How come it is more difficult to import rice into Nigeria than for bandits to import guns and distribute among themselves, going on a killing jamboree? He said that it is clear that evil has been deliberately unleashed upon us. Finally, he said that since the bandits and kidnappers are faceless, those whom we have at the helm of affairs in the nation (the key members of the executive, judiciary and the legislature), are to be held responsible for all the atrocities of deaths and kidnappings carried out by terrorists, bandits and kidnappers alike. "Kill all of us! If that will make you happy! It is a sad reality to be called a Nigerian today! The labours of our heroes past are fast becoming in vain, if not already in vain," he said. News Hub Creator
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| Crime › Re: Gunmen Assassinate Traditional Ruler And Community Chairman In Bayelsa (Graphic) by Artisticity1: 10:41pm On Jun 23, 2022 |
Rastaramsey: |
| Celebrities › Re: Adesua Etomi Reacts As Her Son Unfollows Her Friends, Blocks 2 by Artisticity1: 10:46am On Jun 22, 2022 |
A hacker is born. If not, did did he unlock the phone |
| Romance › A Nairalander's Experience With A slay queen by Artisticity1(op): 8:36am On Jun 22, 2022*. Modified: 10:17am On Jun 22, 2022 |
I will never take a girl out again. Just yesterday, i took Cicilia out. She is such a beautiful girl & sometimes i ask myself how she coped with an ugly guy like me. I took her to a small restaurant (where i won't get stuck & end up washing plates). it was around 8:43pm. I called the waiter to serve us, when he came he asked me what i wanted... but i wanted to make sure i order for what the money i have on me can cover. So i told cicillia (with a gentle but killing smile) "ladies first". she smiled and my heart skipped a beat. But as a man, i was ready for anything that may come out of it. She said ''give me fried rice, chicken and peper soup with shampaign''. i started getting goosed pimple all over me, i brought out my hankerchef to clean the crystal sweat that was already forming on my forehead. Then just as if God answered my prayers, the waiter said 'Madam, we dont have those again'. i nearly jumped to my feet in excitement, but in order not to over react, i sat put and acted as if I was not happy with the news. I could see the trace of disappointment on her face, but she smiled and asked "then what do you people have?". and the waiter replied her " we have all kinds of soup you may think of. Cicillia was not happy with the answer (that i could tell from the look on her face). Then she told me "honey, lets go to another resturant". i knew where this will end and i was ready to jeopardize it, so all i have left is to make her take it or she will lead me to the slaughter table. I told her "baby just take it, i cant affirm that we will see another place to eat. and as i can recall, this people are good in what they do. If i were you, i will take their egusi soup. i bet you won't regret it. This actually got her and she said "if you say so sweetheart". i cant believe my ears, she called me sweetheart. I told the waiter to bring the soup for my angel. when the waiter came with the food, the look of it got me salivating. and i never knew who told the worms in my stomarch that food is ready. but to be on a safer side, i just asked for water. i watched her eat with her fork and knife and what went through my mind was "if I was in her shoes, i will neither touch that fork nor knife. i no get hand?". everything was going well untill those stupid EEDC people took the light. i couldn't see her face again, i knew it will take like 1hr to bring it back. But to my surprise, there was light again. But i caught my Cicillia in the act. If you see the size of eba she was carrying, i was shocked. mine is still learning... i was imagining the damage it will cause if it slipped from her hand and fell on the table, i bet it will crack it. I searched for her face and there it was smiling at me. She said with a smile "my Jewel, this one is for you. take it if you love me". i said in my mind "God why me". i was unable to swallow it so i had to forcefully push it down with a spoon... the worms in my stomach had to run for their lives cos the fall was heavy and caused a lot of damages in my stomach. This left me with sore throat which I had to treat thefollowing day... i know i still love her but that won't make me go on a date with her again. 1 Like
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| Politics › Re: Senate Passes Bills To Establish Medical Centres In Four States by Artisticity1: 8:28am On Jun 22, 2022 |
Looking for money to embezzle |
| Pets › Re: Don't Be Heartless To Snakes, Show Them Love by Artisticity1(op): 8:23am On Jun 22, 2022 |
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| Pets › Don't Be Heartless To Snakes, Show Them Love by Artisticity1(op): 8:23am On Jun 22, 2022 |
Gone are those days we believed that snakes are the reason we are in this mess in Nigeria. Snakes are adorable creatures and can be the best choice of pet. If you still think snakes are still dangerous, go to Idemili in Anambra state. We all know the weather is cold Save the innocent snakes Patronize me, I sell snake sweater for your pet snakes Check the pictures below, aren't they cute?
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| Career › Re: Talented Nigerian Artist That Draws Hyper Realistic Portraits (photos) by Artisticity1: 6:29am On Jun 22, 2022 |
He can draw oh! But believe me, this is not hyper-realistic Drawing |
| Politics › Re: Peter Obi: I Am Not Stingy, I Just Have An Allergy For Money Being Spent Wrongly by Artisticity1: 6:38am On Jun 21, 2022 |
Golan007:I've been in the east, if not for the descrimination metted on igbos living in njgeria, Lagos would not be of match to anambra |
| Politics › Re: Peter Obi: I Am Not Stingy, I Just Have An Allergy For Money Being Spent Wrongly by Artisticity1: 6:06am On Jun 21, 2022 |
Golan007:Dont be blinded by hate. No politician is a saint, but some are better than other. Don't settle for GOOD when we have BETTER and BEST |
| Politics › Re: Peter Obi: I Am Not Stingy, I Just Have An Allergy For Money Being Spent Wrongly by Artisticity1: 7:50pm On Jun 20, 2022 |
Golan007:Mention them... You arent even able to prove even that one. |
| Politics › Re: IPOB Are Criminals - Peter Obi by Artisticity1: 7:15pm On Jun 20, 2022 |
This man dey foolish oh! Watch it yourself and see the answer Obi gave. That man is filked with wisdom |
| Politics › Re: Peter Obi: I Am Not Stingy, I Just Have An Allergy For Money Being Spent Wrongly by Artisticity1: 5:38pm On Jun 20, 2022 |
spearman:A politician that rules a state as a governor but steals only 250m in this our present day nigeria is a saint |
| Education › Albinism: A Curse Or A Blessing? by Artisticity1(op): 3:34pm On Jun 20, 2022 |
majority of People Living with Albinism, Albinos in Nigeria suffer a high level of discrimination in the country. Many Nigerians with albinism live in poverty and cannot afford education and basic healthcare. Relatively few cases of attacks against persons with albinism have been reported. “Around 50 percent of persons with albinism interviewed process mental health issues. Another discovery concluded that in South-West Nigeria, negative myths greatly affect how persons with albinism are treated in sexual relationships. Individuals with albinism are also treated as outcasts, and in the field of employment “Many who have managed to secure jobs work in special interest organizations. It is discovered that when a person with albinism own a corporation, the government may intervene by employing another individual without albinism in order to avoid poor business outcomes resulting from discrimination “Albinism, a rare, non-contagious, genetically inherited condition found in both men and women, presents as a lack of melanin pigmentation in hair, skin and eyes, causing vulnerability to the sun and bright light. “As a result` almost all people with albinism are visually impaired and are prone to developing skin cancer. “Challenges of People Living with Albinism (PWA) and the struggle to live beyond the skin color, stigmatization, myths and the health challenges such as, crossed eyes, rapid eyes movements, impaired vision or blindness, sensitivity to light and sun exposure cannot be overemphasized. “There is the challenge of stigmatization, discrimination, abuse, dehumanization and sometimes brutal killings for money rituals. People being plunged into poverty during the COVID-19 pandemic have led to an increase in killing of people with albinism. “Sunburn is one of the most serious complications because it can increase the risk of developing skin cancer”, it stated. But to me, I see albinism as a blessing. Very beautiful when well maintained and I wish that I will marry and albino in the future. Thanks for reading... What's your own thought on that
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| Health › ALBINISM: A Curse Or A Blessing? by Artisticity1(op): 3:26pm On Jun 20, 2022 |
majority of People Living with Albinism, Albinos in Nigeria suffer a high level of discrimination in the country. Many Nigerians with albinism live in poverty and cannot afford education and basic healthcare. Relatively few cases of attacks against persons with albinism have been reported. “Around 50 percent of persons with albinism interviewed process mental health issues. Another discovery concluded that in South-West Nigeria, negative myths greatly affect how persons with albinism are treated in sexual relationships. Individuals with albinism are also treated as outcasts, and in the field of employment “Many who have managed to secure jobs work in special interest organizations. It is discovered that when a person with albinism own a corporation, the government may intervene by employing another individual without albinism in order to avoid poor business outcomes resulting from discrimination “Albinism, a rare, non-contagious, genetically inherited condition found in both men and women, presents as a lack of melanin pigmentation in hair, skin and eyes, causing vulnerability to the sun and bright light. “As a result` almost all people with albinism are visually impaired and are prone to developing skin cancer. “Challenges of People Living with Albinism (PWA) and the struggle to live beyond the skin color, stigmatization, myths and the health challenges such as, crossed eyes, rapid eyes movements, impaired vision or blindness, sensitivity to light and sun exposure cannot be overemphasized. “There is the challenge of stigmatization, discrimination, abuse, dehumanization and sometimes brutal killings for money rituals. People being plunged into poverty during the COVID-19 pandemic have led to an increase in killing of people with albinism. “Sunburn is one of the most serious complications because it can increase the risk of developing skin cancer”, it stated. But to me, I see albinism as a blessing. Very beautiful when well maintained and I wish that I will marry and albino in the future. Thanks for reading... What's your own thought on that
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| Politics › Re: Tinubu's Massive Convoy (Video) by Artisticity1: 10:37am On Jun 20, 2022 |
Segzy22:Now correct me. Don't tell me you are just like Buhari that sees problems but not the solutions |
