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Do you mean he has his own crypto...

Let them over labor themselves for nothing. Na who started the labour we know... Nobe this wanna bes

Mtcheeeew!
Person wet no fit bark dey emergency?

Their matter

Ok
Why display fullishness of this high magnitude.
What if your tinubu dies before the election?

Medianna:
Lol...
Apprentice

U garrit

Medianna:
Oho.. Love with touch of pretence
If you don't have for restaurant go to mama put.. That's love.

I was a novice

dopedan:
You must be a SIMPle man

Stop it, you are making me blush

Medianna:
Trying to please another human being. To what end?
People who don't go to restaurant don't marry?

You'd do anything for love my dear

Mtcheeeeew!

She's a fool

Damscodammy1:
lol.puna in punchline.

Na so we see am oh

Maybe I will stop here and continue later
I need to do something now

PART 1
I will never take a girl out again. Just yesterday, i took Cicilia out. She is such a beautiful girl & sometimes i ask myself how she coped with an ugly guy like me. I took her to a small restaurant (where i won't get stuck & end up washing plates). it was around 8:43pm. I called the waiter to serve us, when he came he asked me what i wanted... but i wanted to make sure i order for what the money i have on me can cover. So i told cicillia (with a gentle but killing smile) "ladies first". she smiled and my heart skipped a beat. But as a man, i was ready for anything that may come out of it. She said ''give me fried rice, chicken and peper soup with shampaign''. i started getting goosed pimple all over me, i brought out my hankerchef to clean the crystal sweat that was already forming on my forehead. Then just as if God answered my prayers, the waiter said 'Madam, we dont have those again'. i nearly jumped to my feet in excitement, but in order not to over react, i sat put and acted as if I was not happy with the news. I could see the trace of disappointment on her face, but she smiled and asked "then what do you people have?". and the waiter replied her " we have all kinds of soup you may think of. Cicillia was not happy with the answer (that i could tell from the look on her face). Then she told me "honey, lets go to another resturant". i knew where this will end and i was ready to jeopardize it, so all i have left is to make her take it or she will lead me to the slaughter table. I told her "baby just take it, i cant affirm that we will see another place to eat. and as i can recall, this people are good in what they do. If i were you, i will take their egusi soup. i bet you won't regret it. This actually got her and she said "if you say so sweetheart". i cant believe my ears, she called me sweetheart. I told the waiter to bring the soup for my angel.
when the waiter came with the food, the look of it got me salivating. and i never knew who told the worms in my stomarch that food is ready. but to be on a safer side, i just asked for water. i watched her eat with her fork and knife and what went through my mind was "if I was in her shoes, i will neither touch that fork nor knife. i no get hand?".
everything was going well untill those stupid EEDC people took the light. i couldn't see her face again, i knew it will take like 1hr to bring it back. But to my surprise, there was light again. But i caught my Cicillia in the act. If you see the size of eba she was carrying, i was shocked. mine is still learning... i was imagining the damage it will cause if it slipped from her hand and fell on the table, i bet it will crack it.
I searched for her face and there it was smiling at me. She said with a smile "my Jewel, this one is for you. take it if you love me". i said in my mind "God why me". i was unable to swallow it so i had to forcefully push it down with a spoon... the worms in my stomach had to run for their lives cos the fall was heavy and caused a lot of damages in my stomach. This left me with sore throat which I had to treat thefollowing day... i know i still love her but that won't make me go on a date with her again.

Damscodammy1:
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get bck to me later?in hell dy wil b no water!...no sippin.e dy alway hot.red larva...

The thing just be like you dey define puna for me

Damscodammy1:
u go like paint red.mk e no later red 4 u,4 hell

I RED your comment, I will get back to you later

Damscodammy1:
try repent.

PentiCOST never too pass and paint don't already cost for market. Anyway, which color should i rePAINT to

Damscodammy1:
Buy keep.aftr a yr or 2yr.der u re.u hv expired cd alrdy.f 4 fullstop

Devil must provide, trust me

Urheadmaster:
I don't think "Condoms" have an expiring date

It must. Since it was produced with latex, such can get weak at anytime and the lubricant on it too.

This is something I've been asking myself for a very long time now. All my life, I never came across expired condom. Even if na a day to the expiring date, my god will find a way to provide at least one person
This got me curious and i want to know if I'm the only person god loves

So talk true, condom don expire for you hand?
Please Tell us

This is something I've been asking myself for a very long time now. All my life, I never came across expired condom. Even if na a day to the expiring date, Devil will find a way to provide at least one person
This got me curious and i want to know if I'm the only person god loves

So talk true, condom don expire for you hand?
Tell us the story behind it.

This is something I've been asking myself for a very long time now. All my life, I never came across expired condom. Evening na a day to the exploring date, Devil will find a way to provide at least one person

What do you think about this guys?

AllBlack:
Or toothpick

We no dey talk of the size of his hfnfjfkxhdks

SarkinYarki:
youth I know they have told you Atiku is a thief but ask yourself, of all the major flagbearers only Atiku has never held a full executive position in his life , only him has never been a signatory to any govt account...

He never held a post and you want to give him access to the account now to prove he is the best thief

The best advice will be... Find something better to advertise... Maybe pampas

Person fit die soon.
How you go lick him ice cream chocolate him pop corn finish. Still you go vote tonight.
I no want hear person committed suicide through masturbation

And religion divids us more than tribalism could ever dream of

Something hot groundnut oil can do in seconds. You go dey waste money on bleaching cream.
Guy I swear! You and your brain dey keep mallice

And you think say nah bleaching dey bring fair complexion.
My guy, if you make money, your true color will show

verybadmouth:
The structure to me looks weak. I hope it will stand the test of time. Fear eebo man

I can tell you this... This is the best tructure you can get from any sitting governor. Dave doesn't take shit. In as much as I hate him for his cruelty to workers but as a civil engineer who have worked in some of his contracts, I tell you this... It is at its Ultimum strength.

Obasanjo scored hattrick but na gorilla them go dey interview at the end.