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Tiiiilll una go old finish

may una carry ur books and sleep.

Nooo Wonderrr! Naija una no dey shame?

Lincoln burrows: Na photoshop

No, is not photoshop. dis is hand work

supaeagles: Yes, it is possible, there are many very talented artists in 9ja. You should showcase your work on NL.

i dey tell uuu. There r many great artists students full art university especially Auchi polytechnic..

Nooo Wonderrr! Naija una no dey shame?

i believe i can do it. not too hard

scholes23: Lol. Hope say u don reach office sha?

Yes i reached office late, my manager punished me with his iron ball.

scholes23: *yawning*
Nna mehn this tori go make person sleep oooo.
*falls asleep and snores*

No mind am, i read dis tory till i 4got to go to my office

eightsin: Thank God I wasn't born in those era.

But u were dere before dem reborn u again

Lip plates!!! NA REAL WA O! Thank God say we nigeriain no be like dis by now again.

Cypost: Do u know his God?
Trust no man b4 u will be disappointed.
U r only sure of what u worship.

This god of my pastor things isn't right. because u may never know.

My 2 cent

Read Matthew 12:25-26 ( 25And Jesus knew their thoughts, and said to them, Every kingdom divided against itself is brought to desolation; and every city or house divided against itself shall not stand: 26And if Satan cast out Satan, he is divided against himself; how shall then his kingdom stand? …) tell us how can satan drive out his demons? Do satan use name of JESUS to cast out demons to hell? is not possible. Believe him or not, TB joshua is d servant of Christ d son of God..

amawori: hmmmmmm every pregnant woman should b very prayerful. be coz there is evil every where

yes so.

Who ever commits suicide find urself in hell, no rest in peace.

D best coach is how to hold book like dis. Talkative without book is too much

u nor leave am
i nor de go
na who b dis sef?
if i beat u now u go tell ur papa
slap me eeh u go see wheter i nor go break ur head big
mmmmh who mess ur papa

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emmanuel4758: bush no dey for uk abeg go sitdon and listen to d coment if u dnt know d coach na john obu wey dey for turkey mtchew u dnt know ur under 23 coach shame

Who b dis em-molen sef? So u tink d whole world is watching dis match? u dey from local village de watch match like say na worldcup.

bonna4u:
You harsh oh

Yeah, he is too harsh to b ABOKI like dis.

adrainuche: na bush u dey stay ?

am in Uk, but i didnt hear any information from 9ja. And u are asking a FOOOL question.

Pls, Is Keshi coaching dis team or John obuh?

Dear Future Wife,

Hope you are still Virgin o! Stay away from any guy wen dey look at you.
Am scare

Your worry Husband.

Hmmmmmmm! over do competition.

segzytemi: Dear future wife

I know you are somewhere down the road waiting for me just as you know am eagerly waiting for you, my instinct keeps guiding me toward your door step and i am sure when i find you and you find me our life will only get better...I also want to tell you how many woman i had mistaken for you, all of them have husky look and wear your smile as u do. They are mostly as tall as you. At least 6inches tall and another two inches wide,they always make me feel good but I'm just as yet to find the one that fills me up an make me feel like a real man. I know you are coming and believe me i am waiting for you to come and fill me up like no other. I hope you get this in time before Miss wrong come up to steal my word.

Hahahaha..! 6inches tall, abi na 6 feet tall. 6 inches is like size of chicken, hope not HEN is ur future wife?

googlepikin: dear future wife, hmmmm i cant wait for us to meet each other and cuddle ourself in bed and tell stories to each other about our pass. i pray you are not one of dis Nigerian greedy girls that sleeps around for money,i know God will show me you some day.i dont have a girlfriend for now cos im waiting for us.i hope you are in your mothers kitchen learning how to cook, not following all dis random boys to eateries, cos i dont want to come home and start eating carrot,cucumber and lettuce or noodles cos you cant cook. sweet heart im being faithful now cos im busy doing things that will make us both happy for the rest of our life.we will always say sorry to each other when we are wrong no matter what.guess what, im using a nokia phone and a blackberry bold 2, i wonder what phone both of us will be using den.my internet is unlimted cos its MTN magic sim, cos i know then the internet will be fast and cheap.oh no they just took our light now, but i know the next time i will be reading dis post with you Nigeria will have steady light 24/7.
i promise i will always love you for the rest of my life.im not that flirty type,its going to be me and you forever, I LOVE YOU HONEY, OR SHOULD I CALL YOU MY SWEET HEART. hmmm i cant wait for us to meet.bye bye take good care of yourself for me.God will bless us with our children bye *tears*

Na so

Dear Future Wife,
Even if i don't know you right now, God knew u. God will surprise me when my wedding day on that i will make know you in
tear and kiss u cos i have miss you since i was in womb. I know you are looking for me, waiting for me so long cos Life is too short to live without me your ever love.

Your Sweetmatter Husband,
Emyinlove

Hmmmmm! Never let a woman know everythng, never let a woman define who u are for she can use it against u...men b careful...!!!!

Where is him now? since i never hear from him again

na true cos satan can use women to affect men 4 serving God well

Pls wat time match will start?

uc nduka: FALSE!!!...its time for d family to let go,its time for South AFricans to let go, Mandiba cant live forever...so can dey please end his suffering?

i wonder o. He is too old to control himself now people are still begging him to live like water wen all his tooth don commot finish.