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Romance / Re: Based on your birth year, which of these generational groups do you belong? by AsaBlackheart(m): 5:55am On Mar 24
Millennials should be extended to 1999 imo.
Romance / Re: My Woman Loves Me Less When I Treat Her Right. by AsaBlackheart(m): 12:53am On Mar 21
phemyhalaby:
I swear she gonna like it.But why?she likes it when i yell at her.Imagine.

You Dey relationship with a masochist. Nothing new

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Education / Re: Do You Think This Animal Is Poisonous? by AsaBlackheart(m): 11:57pm On Mar 20
ukaface:

Tor
No be salamander again?

Nah. Salamander different from skink
Education / Re: Do You Think This Animal Is Poisonous? by AsaBlackheart(m): 11:54pm On Mar 20
Wawelexy:



Yeah... Kids born in the 80s to early 90s can relate to this

I sabi am grin

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Career / Re: Giveaway: How Has It Been So Far? What can this sum solve for you? by AsaBlackheart(m): 4:20pm On Mar 18
chatinent:


Are you a student?

Yes sir. 300 level, lautech.
I responded earlier but haven't seen any response from you yet.
Hope it isn't over yet sad
Politics / Re: Tinubu Pro Yoruba Appointments Trending On Social Media by AsaBlackheart(m): 1:20pm On Mar 18
This seems biased. Are those positions the only ones available in the government?
Why don't we look at all the appointments and then judge.

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Education / Re: SSANU, NASU Begin Strike, Ground Universities Over Withheld Salaries by AsaBlackheart(m): 11:49am On Mar 18
Bosch10:
are u a uite

Nope. Ladokite.
Education / Re: SSANU, NASU Begin Strike, Ground Universities Over Withheld Salaries by AsaBlackheart(m): 11:23am On Mar 18
Sad news.
Make dem no delay our exams abeg
Career / Re: Giveaway: How Has It Been So Far? What can this sum solve for you? by AsaBlackheart(m): 11:04am On Mar 18
chatinent:


Are you a student?

Yes sir. Ladoke akintola University of Technology, lautech ogbomoso
Career / Re: Giveaway: How Has It Been So Far? What can this sum solve for you? by AsaBlackheart(m): 10:30am On Mar 18
chatinent:


Everything all right, man?

Hard to know who really needs assistance and who don turn nairaland to daily begging site.
Career / Re: Giveaway: How Has It Been So Far? What can this sum solve for you? by AsaBlackheart(m): 8:02am On Mar 18
chatinent:
Sum will be increased to ₦3k for 7 people to complete the giveaways and save time.


✌️

Have the lucky ones been picked boss
Any hope for us
Career / Re: Giveaway: How Has It Been So Far? What can this sum solve for you? by AsaBlackheart(m): 7:59am On Mar 18
chatinent:
Hello,

I have ₦30k to support some persons in dire need.


I don't really know the perfect formula but I think ₦2k for 15 persons may sound better. Or ₦3k for 10 persons? Or ₦5k for 6 persons? (what do you think?).



Please let those in desperate need earn this. If you don't need this, kindly resist the temptation. It's not a big sum per person but can be a big help to many who truly are in need.


Thank you and good evening.



Firstly thank you for organizing this. It will really go a long way
Might I suggest 1500 for 20 people.

Me sef need am. No food for house Chai
Politics / Re: Okuama Community In Delta State Set Ablaze Days After Soldiers Were Killed by AsaBlackheart(m): 1:59pm On Mar 17
Arobaga:




Better close mouth before we shut down all oil fields for una and hunger go kill una




This one no be south east una dey insult them leave una





No try that rubbish with south south else y’all will feed on cocoa till eternity


TuAle o. The oil controller
King of south south
Oil magnate
Awon eyan shell BP

Lmfao. Window shutter ni

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Travel / Re: Gabriel Diya, Son & Daughter Drown In Swimming Pool In Spain - Inquest Hears by AsaBlackheart(m): 10:47pm On Mar 15
Jewessgratitud3:


God forbid. I reject. it back to sender.

Water is life.
Travel / Re: Gabriel Diya, Son & Daughter Drown In Swimming Pool In Spain - Inquest Hears by AsaBlackheart(m): 10:40pm On Mar 15
Jewessgratitud3:
Why go near big water bodies when you can't swim?

The first and last time I swam in a pool was at ikeja airport hotel in the morning of that day bomb blast happened in Lagos at Oke afa. I made sure I stayed in the shallow part tlll My friends finished swimming. Even when they tried to drag me to the middle of the pool I screamed until they left me undecided

You never sleep for bed and wake up for river before? grin

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Romance / Re: Continuation Of Gifting by AsaBlackheart(m): 5:21pm On Mar 12
guobe:

Sent

Thank you very much sir. God will continue to open ways for you. Pocket shall never dry amen 🙏
Romance / Re: Continuation Of Gifting by AsaBlackheart(m): 4:29pm On Mar 12
guobe:
Will be gifting 10 people a sum of 1k each.
The money is not much but it can do one or two things for some people who may really be broke this period.
If you didn't benefit from the last gifting I did and you were in the thread and didn't see shishi from me,kindly indicate as this may just be your day.
If you don't really need the money please don't bother dropping account details.
Thanks and may God bless us all.

I just saw this post. I really need your assistance sir if anything can be done
I was on the last thread but wasn’t lucky to be picked
This is my account details
9033102856
Opay
Ayeni stephen

Students are really going through tough times. Even to drink garri don turn expensive 😪

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Education / Re: Student Rolls On Floor After Receiving ₦‎50,000 Education Grant From Ogun State by AsaBlackheart(m): 7:52pm On Mar 08
I never see alert o
Romance / Re: Urgent Message To Single 30+ Men by AsaBlackheart(m): 11:10am On Mar 05
Chingyyy878:


You never see poor man wey marry and him life change for the best

We don't generalize an opinion like that.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AsaBlackheart(m): 2:27am On Mar 05
GrimValor:
Clowning? Insults? Trust me kiddo, if there ever came a time that i decide to go down that road you'd be the first to know. What your little ego perceived to be insults was merely a statement of obvious facts, well not obvious to you apparently what a shocker.

No points to make he says? I even earmarked it all out for you. I mean what more do you need? A little bit of underlining in red perhaps?. Or ohh wait a second, yes i finally got it, maybe going at it with a set of colorful highlighters to make it easier for you to see and assimilate like a child going at it with crayons on his brand new set of coloring books just painting away?. Maybe that ought to do it for you don't you think?.

Evade, a screenshot post here and there in a pathetic attempt to try and support your convoluted reasonings, persist, rinse and repeat. And there is our little Precious in a nutshell basking under the glow of a tiny bit of attention ahh what a genius, he lives off of it. What a high it must be for you? 9.5 out of 10 of every one of your obnoxious posts on this section is all about eliciting a response, any response at all will do. So you can get the chance to show off just how stunningly brilliant you are by dancing around the point, even the ones you previously made by your own self like a headless chicken all in a bid to drag it out and feel special. When someone air's an opinion you don't like on a show that they watched by themselves and it just so happens to be one you enjoy, you will basically demand they come and explain themselves to you and if they refuse to engage you further, you result to petty taunts about how they don't have any points to make, about how they were running away, how they don't even understand what they watched in the first place because only you can understand...My my what it must feel like to be you. Am going to go out on a limb here and do something that no one has done for you here in a while, why you ask? what's the point you say? If only to watch you spectacularly fail one hundred percent to understand once more, If i were a betting man you'd easy money at this point. So here goes nothing...

As an adult the first thing you need to learn is that knowledge about any subject, no matter how controversial it may be is infinite. And it's literally impossible for anyone ( whether your IQ is as high as the star's, or as low as dirt beneath the deepest ocean ) to know everything. Memorize it, learn it, live it and it's not as difficult as you are making it out to be. You don't always have to stomp your foot on the ground like a petulant child every single time, over every little thing insisting on always being right. Come on son, it's not that hard. it's not a big deal to say okay maybe i didn't really think this/something was that good but it sure does have it's moments, end off. Heaven's forbid you ever come out to actually say i was wrong, the whole planet would probably cave in on itself and implode if that ever happened right? and you are just the tortured hero shouldering this massive burden just to try and keep us all safe right?

Every single year scores of awards gets given out in the entertainment industry. Grammy's, Emmy's you name it, and there is always going to be that album, that song, that show, that doesn't get the recognition it deserves in some category not because it fell short of the ones that were infact recognized but just because it's the way it is. It happens all the time and will continue to happen and that doesn't in any way translate to the said content being bad or below average, because like it or not there will still be people out there who enjoyed and think very highly of it and not getting some award won't change that and it's okay to acknowledge their opinion and move on. Which is something your very myopic mind just can't seem to digest or fathom. Sometimes it's okay not to try too hard buddy, it really is okay...

And If you are just tunning in as a regular here, or new to our weekly episodes of "Precious Blunders" and wondering what the heck is going on. Or if there are any recap episodes worry not folks, as this show isn't like any other regular weekly show on the planet as episodes drop randomly and you can get 2, 3, even 4 episodes in a week. YES!!! you heard that right and guess what? it's just Monday and we already have a new episode and we still have 6 more days to go YAY!!!. What about the hotline you say? Well it's always open but am gonna warn ya, any attempt to further engage might just lead to you flinging your Precious ( you see what i did there dintcha? ) phone's into oblivion coz you see he is not just a rocket scientist no no, he is a surgeon, a court jester, a teacher, a musician, the most sought after movie director of all time, any occupation you can think of, he already has it under his belt, he is everything and if there was ever a Jack of all trade and master of every single one it's him. He has seen and done it all and his opinion on any and i mean anything at all is irrevocable and absolute and we mere mortals couldn't possibly hope to ever change that. So folks don't bother, and this is a bit of a trade secret but am gonna be giving it out for free for those of you just joining us and it's quite simple really...save yourselves the effort and do what our old timers tunning in from all around the globe have been doing since this show hit our screens years ago as will i myself henceforth and it's simply to watch and enjoy!! Hahaha!!!

And with that i bid you Good night, Good morning or Good afternoon wherever you are and always remember to stay safe folks. And i am your humble host for the day.... ________ .... signing out...🥱😴

What did we carry, what did we throw??
Ki la gbe? Ki la ju?
Lmfao

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AsaBlackheart(m): 2:19am On Mar 05
Baddestguyp:


None of those shots are normal looking or average.

I can't really define cinematography but when you're talking cinematography you're talking about great shots using different angles or techniques...
Wide angle shots, close-up shots, low-angle shots etc...

The point is for visual pleasure...to capture the story and narrative from unique and stunning angles...

It can also be used for visual storytelling by letting each shot capture and tell a message through the camera angle.

An example is the shot of Denji and Power on a train using a wide angle shot to expand the distance between them



Posting these Chainsawman shots makes me want to rewatch the show...

Two people arguing about something they *probably* know nothing about and all their facts come from Google.

*on colos*
Romance / Re: Urgent Message To Single 30+ Men by AsaBlackheart(m): 1:56am On Mar 05
Catalyst for poverty.

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Health / Re: .. by AsaBlackheart(m): 10:29pm On Mar 04
Freak0:
First of all this is not my first time of smoking, i am used to smoking different kind of cannabis strains but i am not an addict, i do go months without smoking or drinking whenever am busy.

Infact i started smoking back this year just February 15 but i have been smoking heavily since then and my body has really got tolerant of it that i didn't really get high again even after smoking a whole stick.

So i decided to get new experience , i have been seeing people buying what they normally call "colo" whenever i went to buy AZ or Loud so i decided to buy it too today.

When i got home, I immediately mixed the colo with AZ i had at home and get prepared for the experience. I had bought a food and hollandia youghurt to step down after smoking but things never go as planned.

The last thing i remember was that i was sitting on the chair in my room and took about three puffs. In the next moment i found myself in bed, i didn't even know i got there, after a few moments in bed i didn't know how it happened but i fell into infinite loop/hallucination, its as if i am falling from the sky indefinitely and there is nothing i could do to stop it, i could not move my body, no choice whatsoever, its as if am dead, the experience is very painful and can't be fully explained.


After some moment, i could feel abit conscious, i could see with my eyes this time but not clearly, the foods and drinks on my table made it look as if am on a refuse ground and i am already mad. I believe i am already mad at this point i became really sad and bitter, i think my about my mom and thought about how she will feel.

Once i already believed that i am not in my right senses, i started looking for who i can call to help me, i wanted to call my mum but I couldn't stand up nor did remember where i kept phone. I couldn't remember anything at all because my head was blank.

I was in this position for moments before i started gaining consciousness, immediately i could start up, i rushed to the bathroom and poor water on head and i eventually vomited.

I felt better after vommitting, i immediately took the remaining colo and weed and flushed the nonsense away.

I thank God for bringing me back to life, today i have made vow that i will never smoke again, i have nothing to do with any kinds of smoke again in my life, they are too dangerous!!

I am very sure anyone who is not a heavy user of other cannabis will run mad if take Colorado mistakenly.

Lastly, avoid smoking if you can and don't ever collect smokes from people you hardly know outside, it could be colo!



First time is always crazy.
Now you have to control yourself because, trust me, you will get the craving for that experience again.

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Politics / Re: Trump Loses Presidential Primary by AsaBlackheart(m): 11:01am On Mar 04
EnlightenedUFO:
The former president loses Presidential Primary in Washington to Nikki Haley by large margins.


Trump leads overall by quite a margin.

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Religion / Re: Muslims are oblivious of the Serious Flaws in the Taoheed (Oneness of Allah)! by AsaBlackheart(m): 1:37pm On Mar 03
TenQ:


I have Educated Muslims
I have Enlightened Muslims

The truth is bitter:
Taoheed is a faulty doctrine of God!


I do not know what the Taoheed says.
I am simply commenting on the antagonistic form your post took
TV/Movies / Re: Animé Lovers by AsaBlackheart(m): 1:08pm On Mar 03
Arthurity1:
There is already a thread for anime fans

Oh okay 👍🏿
Politics / Re: Fake Likes: How Did Nairaland Degenerate To This Level? by AsaBlackheart(m): 1:04pm On Mar 03
LordviccoDaGuru:
You're an obituary wailer from the south east. I just received my monthly stipend today send ur account details lemme surprise you with money to buy food

Abeg shey d stipend still remain?
Hunger wan finish me today

Man just Dey use naira land console himself
Religion / Re: Muslims are oblivious of the Serious Flaws in the Taoheed (Oneness of Allah)! by AsaBlackheart(m): 12:59pm On Mar 03
TenQ:

But, this is not the point for now. You can ask similar questions about the Trinity and I will oblige you with education.

Quran 10:24
And if thou (Muhammad) art in doubt concerning that which We reveal unto thee, then question those who read the Scripture (that was) before thee. Verily the Truth from thy Lord hath come unto thee. So be not thou of the waverers.


Ask Questions and you will learn and understand!

You will discover that it's either Islam is full of lies or Allah is as limited as Iblis as he is also one.

You don't even know the definition of Trinity yet you deny it. Is that not foolishness?

Can you tell me exactly the definition of Trinity according to Allah?

I am sure that you never saw the weakness of Taoheed like this. Can you see why you could not answer the questions?

Are you here to educate and enlighten people or to antagonize them?[color=#000099][/color]
Travel / Re: Na Mumu Dey Japa! by AsaBlackheart(m): 12:23pm On Mar 03
YoobaNesan:
E shock you!
Mods, front page abeg.

Front page for what exactly?
A brainless shower thought?

If mods were as brainless as you, we for don Dey see yeye posts like this once we enter NL
Romance / Re: Why Are Women This Funny by AsaBlackheart(m): 12:20pm On Mar 03
White beans
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Happening Now In South East As Igbos Resists by AsaBlackheart(m): 12:08pm On Mar 03
Northernblood8:
Igbos resists joining Food bandits to loot warehouses.


https://www.nairaland.com/8018751/breaking-news-stay-safe-happening

And the point of this post is?

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Romance / Re: My Male Cousin Hid His Pictures After We Added Each Other On Facebook by AsaBlackheart(m): 10:13am On Mar 03
mamagee3:
My male cousin archived/ hid almost all of his photos on Instagram except three.

Why would he hide all his photos?

Yall overthink tinz.
What if it's because of another person entirely and the situation is completely unrelated to you??

Oppenheimer ending.

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