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Sports / Re: Callum Hudson-Odoi Tests Positive For Coronavirus by AsaBlackheart(m): 7:54am On Mar 13, 2020
The league cannot be cancelled. The maximum decision might be to suspend it till after a few months, then resume.

Think about it, if they cancel the league, which teams will go for champions league? Which teams will gain promotion? Which teams will get relegated?

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Sports / Coronavirus: Chelsea In Lockdown After Player Tests Positive. by AsaBlackheart(m): 4:53am On Mar 13, 2020
More football related virus news, as Chelsea player Callum Hudson-Odoi tests positive.

All Chelsea personnel who had close contact with him - including the full men's team squad, coaching staff and some backroom staff - will now need to isolate for 14 days, said the Premier League club.

"Despite testing positive for the virus, Callum is doing well and looking forward to returning to the training ground as soon as it it possible," said the club in a statement.

This news comes on the back of Arsenal manager, Mikel Arteta also testing positive for the virus after coming into contact with Olympiakos owner, leading to the postponement of their premier league fixture against Brighton.


The impact of coronavirus has been huge on sporting events, leading to the suspension of many top leagues at the moment.
Education / Re: Criminals Break Into ATM In Osun State University, Osogbo by AsaBlackheart(m): 12:48am On Mar 12, 2020
FuckThaMod:
The money is inside the machine, not inside wall grin
I don't think they got Any money... I know this for sure cos I'm one of lipsrsealed
Anyways, buhari gov't is too bad and man must survive cry


The machine extends behind the wall. There is a compartment where money is loaded in.
They simply had to gain access to the room housing the bulk of the machine.
Crime / Re: Schoolgirl Pushes A Boy, Dares Him, His Reaction Got Him Hailed By Social Media by AsaBlackheart(m): 7:34am On Mar 11, 2020
Where are the feminists now o?

If the situation was reversed, they will be chanting sexual harrasment.
If the girl beats the guy up, they will be hailing her that she's a powerful woman in the making.

But now, they have crawled back into their holes.

Hm
Romance / Re: Sexy And Hot Nigeria Adult Movie Star Maami Igbabo Shares This Boobs Photos... by AsaBlackheart(m): 12:47pm On Mar 10, 2020
Hm.
Ok o


The person after me should explain to me
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by AsaBlackheart(m): 7:58pm On Mar 08, 2020
Like this post now

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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by AsaBlackheart(m): 8:14am On Mar 08, 2020
Yo

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Family / Re: She Is Single And Living On Rented Apartment, Away From Family ! Is It Good? by AsaBlackheart(m): 8:10am On Mar 08, 2020
Hermionegranger:
grin grin Lol! I'm not worthy yet you still keep replying me. It's an honour! I'm sure everyone on this thread knows who the real lowlife is here. I'm waiting for your next honourable mention.

Lol.
I already ignored the guy.
Confused fellow

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Family / Re: She Is Single And Living On Rented Apartment, Away From Family ! Is It Good? by AsaBlackheart(m): 7:51am On Mar 08, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
it's quite unfortunate that your whoring mother didnt raise u up properly.

Proverbs 26:4 was meant for people like you.
Please do not mention me again or you would be brutally ignored.
Cheers

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Phones / Re: I'm The First Person To Use Infinix S5pro In Nigeria by AsaBlackheart(m): 7:48am On Mar 08, 2020
ValCon888:

Why can't you recognise a joke for what it is?
Smh

Well, some idiot quoted me and said that unshaven armpits create new viruses.
Some people are not joking here.

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Phones / Re: I'm The First Person To Use Infinix S5pro In Nigeria by AsaBlackheart(m): 7:45am On Mar 08, 2020
MansoryMX:


You well so? Na people like una dey produce different viruses into this world from poor body hygiene.

Go to school, you said no.
People like you just make me wish the earth would just reset.
Asinine stultorum.

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Phones / Re: I'm The First Person To Use Infinix S5pro In Nigeria by AsaBlackheart(m): 7:43am On Mar 08, 2020
EmekusTHEgreat:


Lolss. Something dey worry you. grin grin

Without the makeup, she would still be beautiful IMO

Lols.
I'm not arguing with that. I just wan see the real face

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Family / Re: She Is Single And Living On Rented Apartment, Away From Family ! Is It Good? by AsaBlackheart(m): 7:42am On Mar 08, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
If u re wise u ll respect peoples opinion and stop abusing them. u lack manners!

I told you to come back when you have gained a modicum of wisdom.
Looks like that was too hard for you.

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Family / Re: She Is Single And Living On Rented Apartment, Away From Family ! Is It Good? by AsaBlackheart(m): 4:32am On Mar 08, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
mr foward thinker... where has ur thinking got u. still the same loafing poor idle guy who s struggling to eat 3 square meal a day.

Dont come here and judge on who is thinking forward or backward. If you re so much of a genius we would be singing ur name just like dangote or otedola. EMPTY FOOL !!!


You really think backwards. Once your flaws are exposed, instead of becoming a better person, you resort to insults and whatnot.
Well, I'm not here to banter with you.

Come back when you have gained a modicum of wisdom.

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Family / Re: She Is Single And Living On Rented Apartment, Away From Family ! Is It Good? by AsaBlackheart(m): 10:31pm On Mar 07, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:

what do you think guys?

Is it okay for a lady to move-out to live alone on a rented apartment as a single person. Than stay with her mum, dad and siblings?

Usually it is prevalent with most guys especially when they get to a certain age, probably after school or perhaps because of an essential need for some privacy and a sense of responsibility.

In my own thought. I think it is dangerous and untimely for a single lady to leave her family to live alone before she s married.


So, basically you are saying that a lady must live with her parents till she gets married??

Wow. Now that is backward thinking.
At your age
Mtcheww

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Phones / Re: I'm The First Person To Use Infinix S5pro In Nigeria by AsaBlackheart(m): 4:24pm On Mar 07, 2020
GOVERNMENTBOY20:
especially when you come with a heart blacker than asablackheart


Lol.
Phones / Re: I'm The First Person To Use Infinix S5pro In Nigeria by AsaBlackheart(m): 4:23pm On Mar 07, 2020
timibare:
Shave ur armpit dear.....I bet u gonna av dreads down there.....

Don't body shame. It's not a crime to have unshaven armpits.

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Phones / Re: My Experience after Switching from Samsung devices to an iPhone by AsaBlackheart(m): 4:21pm On Mar 07, 2020
Crispels:


Do your friends use Flagship iPhones line the 10xMax or iPhone 11 Pro Max?

Some use 10.
But are you saying that you have to get iPhone 10 or 11 for you to truly enjoy all the characteristics you mentioned??

If so, that means that lower models probably have batteries with 1000mAh or 500mAh sef.

:-/
Family / Re: What’s The Hardest Part About Marriage That No One Ever Talks About? by AsaBlackheart(m): 4:18pm On Mar 07, 2020
ghostwritter:

Because your parent's parachute is faulty doesn't mean mine should be...las las we go all sky dive.

Come back when you have gained a modicum of wisdom.
Phones / Re: I'm The First Person To Use Infinix S5pro In Nigeria by AsaBlackheart(m): 2:30pm On Mar 07, 2020
GOVERNMENTBOY20:
if this is you.... You are lucky... Can we both get lucky?

I mean can I know you better


How not to shoot your shot.
Example 1�

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Phones / Re: I'm The First Person To Use Infinix S5pro In Nigeria by AsaBlackheart(m): 1:44pm On Mar 07, 2020
RGBshield:
show me proof


Show us proof that you are the first user. �

Also, turn off beauty mode make we see your real face.

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Phones / Re: My Experience after Switching from Samsung devices to an iPhone by AsaBlackheart(m): 1:37pm On Mar 07, 2020
That battery aspect, I completely disagree with it.
A lot of my friends use iPhones and I know the rate at which they charge up and down, Whereas my Pouvoir 3 plus battery still dey gallant.
Family / Re: What’s The Hardest Part About Marriage That No One Ever Talks About? by AsaBlackheart(m): 5:36pm On Mar 06, 2020
Statistically, 3 out of 4 marriages end in failure and yet people still get married almost everyday.

If you are about to sky dive from a plane and you are told that 3 out of the 4 parachutes available are faulty, would you still dive??

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Crime / Re: How 19-Year-Old Boy Drugged Landlady, 52, And Raped Her In Ogun by AsaBlackheart(m): 6:28pm On Mar 03, 2020
Xstonertube:
19? Man is an pedophile

Pedophiles have sex with children
Religion / Re: Jehovah Witness Predicted Coronavirus 15 Years Ago by AsaBlackheart(m): 10:11am On Mar 01, 2020
Idiot...

They quoted a medical journal.

Are you so stuck in religion that you didn't see clearly that they quoted a journal?



Goat

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Education / War Of Words As Nigerian English Recognised By Oxford English Dictionary by AsaBlackheart(m): 6:18am On Mar 01, 2020
Nigerian English words have recently been added to the Oxford English Dictionary (OED), but there is still a debate in the country about what constitutes proper English, as the BBC's Nduka Orjinmo writes from Lagos.

"Come to an all-night prayer vigil to welcome the ember months," read a text from my mother.

It was an August ritual she had reminded me about severally.

"I have something to do next tomorrow," I texted back from the barbing salon.

"You sef," came her instant reply, half-irritated, half-rebuking.

What I considered to be a conversation in perfect English between my mother and me would have been regarded as wrong by the self-appointed language police here.

But now I have something with which I can defend myself, thanks to the OED, which calls itself "the definitive record of the English language".

The Oxford lexicographers have updated the dictionary with 29 Nigerian words, recognising the "unique and distinctive contribution to English as a global language" of Africa's most populous country.

The OED's move has divided opinion in the former British colony of 200 million people, who between them speak more than 250 languages.

English is the official language in this polyglot nation and the one used in schools.

There are those who think the idea that an expert sitting in Oxford can define how it is spoken is outmoded.

"I don't care what the Brits think of Nigerian English," one writer curtly replied when I asked his opinion. He declined to be interviewed, as did two other writers.


This "has put Nigeria on the map of the English-speaking world. [But] Oxford is not validating Nigerian English, only recognising previous efforts made by researchers," says Kingsley Ugwuanyi, the Nigerian consultant who worked with the OED on the 29 words, trying to correct the impression that the OED is telling people how to speak.

It is about time the rest of the English-speaking world had the actual names for things I have heard called "bean cake" and "bean puddle", neither of which sounded right to me.

And as for my mother and her ember months' all-night prayer vigil, I never did make it.

We rubbed minds over Sunday dinner where, as the wine and gist flowed, I failed to convince her that parte after parte was the ultimate all-nighter for millennials.


From BBC

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Science/Technology / Re: Billion-year-old Chinese Seaweed Is Oldest Green Plant Fossil by AsaBlackheart(m): 12:17pm On Feb 26, 2020
post=86970079:
Botany students are you in the building?!

This is a very vital info.....

But, We always wonder how they know it is a BILLION or a MILLION year old anyways..

Who was there at their christening



Lol cheesy
You are not far from the truth!


Carbon dating bro....
Read about it

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Politics / Re: MURIC Reacts To Attempt To Bomb Living Faith Church, Mocks CAN by AsaBlackheart(m): 9:11am On Feb 04, 2020
See names ooo
Nathaniel Samuel
Victor Moses cheesy

Where is Isaac Success too

Yeye people
Education / Re: Oyo Moves For The Sole Ownership Of Lautech by AsaBlackheart(m): 11:22am On Nov 27, 2019
PlsBanMe:
You and your brother both put money together to buy a car. You both shared the cost of purchase and maintenance.

Later, your brother bought another car but still continue to contribute his quota to the car you jointly owed. But you say how can your brother buy another car. That action means you have become the only owner of the old car. You therefore asked your brother never to get near the old car but face the new one.

You are nothing but a thief.

Your brother still has every right to the old car. If you don't want him to use it again, you can only persuade him to sell his shares to you. You can't take it by force.

Don't be a shameless greedy brother.

Apple ko, banana ni. Tell that to all Ladokites whose futures are being put on hold. I've been in lautech since 2014; strike every year. You are now saying that Oyo is greedy.
If you were a Ladokite, you wouldn't be saying trash like that.

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Sports / Kylian Mbappe: Real Madrid Boss Zidane Upsets PSG With 'dream Move' Comment by AsaBlackheart(m): 3:47pm On Nov 07, 2019
Paris St-Germain sporting director Leonardo has criticised comments by Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane about PSG striker Kylian Mbappe.

Zidane said it was the 20-year-old France international Mbappe's "dream to play for Real Madrid".

"Honestly, it's a bit irritating, it's annoying," said Leonardo. "It's not the first time this has happened.

"Kylian is a very important player for us. Now is not the time to destabilise him."

PSG play Real Madrid in their next Champions League group match on 26 November.

The French side, who qualified for the knockout stages with a 1-0 win over Club Bruges on Wednesday, lead Group A with 12 points, while Real are second on seven points.

Leonardo added: "[Mbappe] is a player who has two and a half years left on his contract with us, so to talk about what he wants, his 'dream', every time... if we can just stop this, pause this talk."

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