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Christianity EtcRe: Greatest Atheist Quotes by Ascony(op): 3:01pm On Oct 25, 2011
wow, great and inspiring quotes so far!
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FamilyRe: F.q1 - What Will You Do If Your Child Is A "yahoo-yahoo" Person? by Ascony(m): 12:16pm On Jun 30, 2011
first of all. i will try and know the format he is using smiley smiley
FoodRe: How Do U Prepare Your Noodles by Ascony(m): 7:06pm On Jun 17, 2011
Put your indomie in a pot of boiling water. U
can decide to add one of the spices, that is, if
u're cooking two packs. Allow 2 boil for about
2mins. Drain in a basket n keep aside. Place a pot on the fire, add a little groundnut
oil, when it is hot, add onions, fresh pepper,
chopped spring onions (together with the leafy
part), allow to fry for about a minute, then add
your raw egg(that u've already beaten) and
stir continuosly until the egg is in fried bits. Then add the indomie to your fry.
Add d second spice to the mix while stirring
continuosly. U might add a little water if u like. your indomie is ready to eat. Wash it down
with a cool drink.
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cherrybaby u know watsup
dis is exactly how make my indomie, its as if u stole dis recipe from me. lol
oya topic is closed cos the ultimate recipe is already revealed,
Jokes EtcRe: The Creation Ofthe *p* U S *s Y* by Ascony(op): 4:02pm On Jun 14, 2011
lol
Jokes EtcRe: Mr Bean Vs. Justin Bieber by Ascony(op): 3:01pm On Jun 03, 2011
una dey craze o! big tyme, u said my post aint funny and here u are resurrecting it over and ovver again, dont u guyz have yahoo messenger to chat? my post is not a chatroom bikonu!!!!
see me see trouble
Jokes EtcRe: Children's Day! by Ascony(m): 12:54am On Jun 02, 2011
huh
Jokes EtcThe Creation Ofthe *p* U S *s Y* by Ascony(op): 5:36pm On Jun 01, 2011
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a p;u,s,sy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he s-u,ck.ed it and f-u.c.ke.d it,
and called it a c.u.nt.
FamilyRe: Letter To My Son by Ascony(m): 3:25pm On Jun 01, 2011
LOL markenny, nice one but i will surely sue you for copyright, lol

http://www.facebook.com/notes/obiora-igwe/letter-to-my-new-born-child/10150321865592468
FamilyRe: Gay Nigerian, Chika Nwafor Visits Nigeria With German Husband by Ascony(m): 4:43pm On May 26, 2011
sometimes people do not understand the concept of gayism totally, there are many factors that push men/women into gayism, like the environment they grew up, male boarding schools, scarcity of the opposite sex around, and sometimes heterophobia (fear of the opposite sex).
havin said that still, who says they dont phuk p00sies? truth is they might just be enjoying each others company and thats all, maybe enjoy a 3some with one babe once a while, stuffs like that u know, undecided undecided undecided

and yea, that chika guy is really cute i no go lie, so stop hating guys, but hell no, am not gonna let no ni.g.g.a do me in d arsse tongue tongue tongue
Christianity EtcRe: The End Of The World Is Almost Here!- May 21st 2011 Is Judgment Day by Ascony(m): 5:46pm On May 09, 2011
There wiil still be a a 7 year priod of tribulation after the rapture of the church and aditional 1,000 years of millenial reign on this earth before the world will come to an end and a new earth emerges. "Thus sayeth Bibeli"
and what sayeth you? i guess u concur with the bibeli huh? it really amazes me that there are people somewhere who take these things literally, and when you probe them, it ends up with "just watch and see", so u literally believe that on a very good day, people will be flying all over space to heaven (rapture)?
and when u hear that a muslim blieves he will get 72virgins in heaven when he dies u think he is going nuts?
chai, religion is indeed the opium of the masses
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Answering The Prayers Of Unbelievers? by Ascony(m): 5:32pm On May 09, 2011
so in ur own opinion, will a good atheist go to heaven when he dies?

if yes then whats the need for religion in the first place? and if no then ur claim that God sees the heart is invalid,

and moreover, what one religion calls "good" may be sin for the other, so how do u know that you are doing the good that God sees, undecided undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean When A Stranger Stares At You With A Guilty Look On His Face? by Ascony(m): 6:36pm On Apr 15, 2011
, or maybe he felt guilty because u caught him staring
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Responsible For The Wickedness In The World? Devil Or God? by Ascony(m): 6:15pm On Apr 13, 2011
where did the devil come from?
Jokes EtcMr Bean Vs. Justin Bieber by Ascony(op): 5:48pm On Apr 13, 2011
oh my goodness!  i love this guy die  grin grin grin grin grin

Christianity EtcUr Blackberry Or Bible? by Ascony(op): 1:51pm On Feb 20, 2011
LOL! If ur blackberry and ur bible fall inside a bowl of water, Which one are u gonna remove first? Be sincere oooo
Christianity EtcRe: Who Sees The Future Let's Discuss(prophets Only) by Ascony(m): 5:40pm On Jan 25, 2011
does this prophtess charge money for consultation?
Technology MarketRe: 3.5G Universal Modems (Huawei) now N5,000 only, with free browsing bonus! by Ascony(m): 12:24pm On Dec 31, 2010
:d :d :d
Technology MarketRe: 3.5G Universal Modems (Huawei) now N5,000 only, with free browsing bonus! by Ascony(m): 12:18pm On Dec 31, 2010
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Technology MarketRe: 3.5G Universal Modems (Huawei) now N5,000 only, with free browsing bonus! by Ascony(m): 11:36am On Dec 29, 2010
:d :d :d
FamilyRe: I Am Tired Of My Marriage by Ascony(m): 3:22pm On Dec 27, 2010
@poster
How good is ur sex life with ur spouse? do u both satisfy each other sexually? both before mariage and now?
this is very important. i say this because most marriage problems are rooted in the poor sex life of the couples
think about it, undecided undecided undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Symbolism,Satanism,Illuminati,and Mind Control in Music by Ascony(m): 2:05pm On Dec 27, 2010
@babaearly. pls kindly address my post, its important to me.

my friend, u can read hidden meaning from everything around u, if we have to play back every deeds u have done all your life, am sure we will find many illuminati hiiden meaning in them.
these people (musicians) are entertaineirs, its their job to entertain, they use anything available, be it thriller, mystery, sex, comedy, love, drama, u name it. its all an act, just to entertain, nothing more, nothing less.


oh what of those parts where madonna acted out "crucified jesus" does it mean she is a christian then?

or lady gaga wearing a nun dress, does it mean she is a nun or catholic?

or will u say that kanyayo o kanayo, or pete edochie are ritualists because they play those roles in movies? LOL

so on your own opinion, what do u think these ppl want to gain by using hidden messages? what happens when someone who "doesnt know" they are hidden messages, watches the videos and enjoys them? will they be converted to illuminati or devil worshipper then?
so many things on my mind but let me stop here,
Christianity EtcRe: Symbolism,Satanism,Illuminati,and Mind Control in Music by Ascony(m): 1:32pm On Dec 26, 2010
my friend, u can read hidden meaning from everything around u, if we have to play back every deeds u have done all your life, am sure we will find many illuminati hiiden meaning in them.
these people (musicians) are entertaineirs, its their job to entertain, they use anything available, be it thriller, mystery, sex, comedy, love, drama, u name it. its all an act, just to entertain, nothing more, nothing less.


oh what of those parts where madonna acted out "crucified jesus" does it mean she is a christian then?

or lady gaga wearing a nun dress, does it mean she is a nun or catholic?

or will u say that kanyayo o kanayo, or pete edochie are ritualists because they play those roles in movies? LOL

so on your own opinion, what do u think these ppl want to gain by using hidden messages? what happens when someone who "doesnt know" they are hidden messages, watches the videos and enjoys them? will they be converted to illuminati or devil worshipper then?
so many things on my mind but let me stop here,

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