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Nice one.
As my oga been refree the match so am sure it ended fair and square.
Meanwhile link to watch the match @ op?

August: My son am tired
September: Why?
August: My time is up. I will be going to join your forefathers
September: I know, I will miss you Dad
August: Let me tell you something before I go
September: What is it?
August: When I go, please make sure you take care of this person
September: Who?
August: The person reading this conversation of ours.
September: Okay
August: I made some promises to this person during my reign, I fulfilled some and some I could not
September: Why couldn't you fulfill all Dad?
August: Well, my son, sometimes time and human factors affected some of the promises
September: But...
August: But surely, I spoke with God on this person's behalf and God granted my wish in you to fulfill the rest of the promises so these are the rest of fulfillment you will carry out on this person
September: Go ahead Dad, am all ears
August: Stabilize this person's health without ceasing all through your reign. Open a direct link between God and this person
September: Done
August: Ensure that this person's dream(s) come through within the shortest possible time
September: Alright
August: Give this person wealth that will touch the lives of multitudes
September: Surely
August: Make sure that you remove all hindrances to success from this person's way. I have been trying to make sure that money will never remain the priority of this person so keep to that please, make sure son
September : I will Dad, no problem
August: Pay more emphasis to the advice of this person's friends, do not worry about that of this person's enemies, God will take care of that, get it?
September: Yes Dad, I do
August: Finally, promise me that when your time is up, you will instruct that your offspring after offspring (October, November, December) to keep positive fulfillment of this person going
September: Yes Dad. May God help me
August: Now I can join my ancestors happily...
MAY YOU BE PROSPEROUS IN SEPTEMBER. . .
(Hit LIKE to say amen)

I just hear say Khedira don finally show for AFC; abeg person fit confirm

The pot is a natural refrigerator. I grew up to see my grand peeps using it and ai naturally indulged. It keeps water cool all year long. There is this clayish flavour that comes with the drinking water after it has been heated with coal. The aroma is best known to those who know what am talking about Good old days...
Lest ai forget, the pot is also a very significant item that must be added to the bride-price of a woman by the man that marries her. It symbolizes unity and homeliness. If in case of a quarrel, the woman decides to leave her husband's house and she leaves the pot behind after packing her belongings, the husband will know its IGG she is doing meaning that she will eventually return to her husband but if she carries the pot along na seriuos gobe be dat o. It means the marriage has been terminated.
It is called ABANG-ITIE in my dialect.
Can I get a witness

NaLaugh: Wait, were all ATM transactions free in Nigeria?

Correct me if i'm wrong, but by my math - this adds up to about 40 cents ONLY WHEN you use a 3rd-party ATM 3 times a month.
I understand the economic climate in Nigeria is rough, but come on.. that's a pretty sweet deal if you ask me.

If it makes you feel any better, here is what it costs each time i use a 3rd-party ATM.

ATM fee: $2.50 -$4 (could be up to $20 in some establishments like clubs etc)
PLUS
Out of network charge: $4 (charged by my bank- for having the audacity to use any other ATM)

Therefore, most times i use the ATM, it costs the Naira equivalent of about NGN1,050 - NGN1,300 ($6.50 - $8 ).

While i am not advocating the CBN's move, i'm just saying- it could be worse. Interconnectivity costs money.

Then again, they probably should have done their sustainability study a little better, to know if or not they could keep that up in the first place.

On point bru, on point

Seun = The Mark Zuckerberg of Nigeria
Fire dey go!

carefreewannabe: Do men / boys actually want it?

Question for the gods

Favour ko, flavour ni
Na gold dey inside dat tin?
Abg park well carry dat tin go piss jare

Busty pls marry Emmy na
He needs ya bosoms to save him
Tnx

dhammyg: THIS IS A DISGRACE TO OUR AVIATION INDUSTRY.RAIN FALLS EVERYWHERE.BUT IT DOSEN'T MEAN OUR AIRPORTS MUST BE FLOODED

You wey dey form iceblocks on whatsapp

pweedyuz: soo how much did she ask u to give her??

See one of them here o

Chai! Chai!!
Which kain selfish wickedness be dis
God is watching you people in 3D

Na today?
If you like go without bra sef but do not make noise abt it

If ai click that linkmake ai sheet bag

Is this news
As if we dint know he will be promoted
Congrats to him all the same

Ladybluecash: Yes sumtin is wrong wit d DRESSS even a BLINDMAN go knw sey BREAST dey show

Wey the bossoms

You are entitled to your opinion sir

COYG!!!

Aitee1: I bin wan spank d nigga wid ebola den I remember u dey near am

Lolz
I hope say u wear gloves

Aitee1:

Why u dey do face like that

NgeneUkwenu: GoodLuck To The Policeman! However Never Trust Nigerian Policeman!

This is one different Nigerian Policeman