₦airaland Forum

LaurelP: What of Suarez?

You beat me to that

Busty I hope you have agreed to marry emmysteve

ujezeez: ....black and axe

Lolz
Why you no write bla..ck axe

Folksyharry: red spade here

As in eh!
Red spade too

NFF! NFF!! NFF!!!
DO NOT LET YOUR GREED SPOIL THINGS FOR US O. HABA!
I DOUBT IF ANY OF YOU CAN COMFORTABLY LOB THE BALL TEN TIMES TALKLESS OF OTHER FOOTBALL SKILLS AND STUNTS YET YOU ARE THE DESTROYING THIS BEAUTIFUL GAME FOR US
ISMH

Prof. Jega please leave 'long talk' jare and award that contract to CBN. When will we as a country stop depending on the westerners to solve every small problem for us
When they trample on us we complain forgetting that we gave them the right in the first place.
In all my years of existence in this life ai do not think ai have ever heard US, UK and the rest of them bring their security material/documents to us for printing, NEVER!
THIS FOLLY HAS GOT TO STOP
Change always starts from within and not otherwise

This boy will go places and achieve great things. I can't wait to see him takeover that mid-field marshall role from Mikel

Is there any clause in this FOI bill that spells out the extent of information to be divulged to the general public Someone should please educate me sharparly cos ai do not see any sense in running after shadows when my house is on fire

Ejine: Sorry dude, my fiancee is way hotter. But then again, you're talking about the girls on Nairaland, so you may be right.

Make up too much bro
Even the lashes are borrowed. Apart from them bosoms ai ain't seen nothing hot mehn *strolls outta thread*

Congratulations!
You made FP

Ok o
I dey wait for odukpani junction

pansophist: Why shifting the blame to the guy alone? girls can be idiotic in relationships, they love like foo.l and rarely attach common sense to issues very important. Why ask him after four years of relationship if he would marry her? she made it seems like marriage is a reward that must be awarded to her after dating him, as if the boy did not also ''waste'' four years of his life with her too.

I will also run away from a girl that can pay her engagement ring and take care of the marriage expenses, that is desperation in a very high voltage and I dont wanna fall a victim to her unknown mission.

She is even getting married not because she know what marriage is, but for society and her biological clock reading, she no try at all in her own part.

The Guy is just brutally sincere, daz all!

Take a chill pill bro. Am entitled to my opinion and so are you to yours.
Capische?

Shortest war between England and Zanzibar lasts 38 mins...
This really got me cracking and farting @ d same time.
38 minutes war like seriously abi dem bin dey play with their military toys















But come o
Wetin this topic dey find for romance section

Funny convo but that guy is a no brainer. What's the essence of keeping a girl that long when you do not have her in the picture of your future plans
Ironic world ai must say

#3 and #6
The height of folly

Interesting

I don't like

Waiting for the FG to reply cos ELEYI GIDI GAN O

Its Don Jazzy again!
No fear bro. It's ya sweat.
Enjoy it

Man's inhumanity to man since 500B.C
There is God o

Nice one.
As my oga been refree the match so am sure it ended fair and square.
Meanwhile link to watch the match @ op?

August: My son am tired
September: Why?
August: My time is up. I will be going to join your forefathers
September: I know, I will miss you Dad
August: Let me tell you something before I go
September: What is it?
August: When I go, please make sure you take care of this person
September: Who?
August: The person reading this conversation of ours.
September: Okay
August: I made some promises to this person during my reign, I fulfilled some and some I could not
September: Why couldn't you fulfill all Dad?
August: Well, my son, sometimes time and human factors affected some of the promises
September: But...
August: But surely, I spoke with God on this person's behalf and God granted my wish in you to fulfill the rest of the promises so these are the rest of fulfillment you will carry out on this person
September: Go ahead Dad, am all ears
August: Stabilize this person's health without ceasing all through your reign. Open a direct link between God and this person
September: Done
August: Ensure that this person's dream(s) come through within the shortest possible time
September: Alright
August: Give this person wealth that will touch the lives of multitudes
September: Surely
August: Make sure that you remove all hindrances to success from this person's way. I have been trying to make sure that money will never remain the priority of this person so keep to that please, make sure son
September : I will Dad, no problem
August: Pay more emphasis to the advice of this person's friends, do not worry about that of this person's enemies, God will take care of that, get it?
September: Yes Dad, I do
August: Finally, promise me that when your time is up, you will instruct that your offspring after offspring (October, November, December) to keep positive fulfillment of this person going
September: Yes Dad. May God help me
August: Now I can join my ancestors happily...
MAY YOU BE PROSPEROUS IN SEPTEMBER. . .
(Hit LIKE to say amen)

I just hear say Khedira don finally show for AFC; abeg person fit confirm

The pot is a natural refrigerator. I grew up to see my grand peeps using it and ai naturally indulged. It keeps water cool all year long. There is this clayish flavour that comes with the drinking water after it has been heated with coal. The aroma is best known to those who know what am talking about Good old days...
Lest ai forget, the pot is also a very significant item that must be added to the bride-price of a woman by the man that marries her. It symbolizes unity and homeliness. If in case of a quarrel, the woman decides to leave her husband's house and she leaves the pot behind after packing her belongings, the husband will know its IGG she is doing meaning that she will eventually return to her husband but if she carries the pot along na seriuos gobe be dat o. It means the marriage has been terminated.
It is called ABANG-ITIE in my dialect.
Can I get a witness

NaLaugh: Wait, were all ATM transactions free in Nigeria?

Correct me if i'm wrong, but by my math - this adds up to about 40 cents ONLY WHEN you use a 3rd-party ATM 3 times a month.
I understand the economic climate in Nigeria is rough, but come on.. that's a pretty sweet deal if you ask me.

If it makes you feel any better, here is what it costs each time i use a 3rd-party ATM.

ATM fee: $2.50 -$4 (could be up to $20 in some establishments like clubs etc)
PLUS
Out of network charge: $4 (charged by my bank- for having the audacity to use any other ATM)

Therefore, most times i use the ATM, it costs the Naira equivalent of about NGN1,050 - NGN1,300 ($6.50 - $8 ).

While i am not advocating the CBN's move, i'm just saying- it could be worse. Interconnectivity costs money.

Then again, they probably should have done their sustainability study a little better, to know if or not they could keep that up in the first place.

On point bru, on point