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CultureRe: Eight Bad Sides Of A White Man You Probably Don't Know by Asek1(m):
#9. THEY HARDLY BATH

Beneath their dressing is one smelly body. The most they do is pour bath liquid into either a bath tub or jacuzzi, soak themselves inside for a while then get out, dry themselves and dress up without as much as a scrub. Another thing is they hardly shave their armpits.
I stayed with one so ai know what am talking about
EducationRe: President Jonathan's Visit To Oau, An Eyewitness' Account(+pics) by Asek1(m): 12:03pm On Dec 01, 2014
smallrincowis16:
what a concocted lie as old as you are..... or let me say you are displaying your partisanship because of your sadistic behaviour
I as a student in the campus was there why students protested.... as I have exam at PGLT... in the morning...
as accounted for little people know when exactly the President enter... but what's is for sure is that he enter through the gate... as against what people expected.
promo keep shouting ""thief"" "thief" as of the time I was there till I went to the mosque for him at prayer.....
I was told by clean source that one student threw some at him as it is accounted for by all the students I left there.
so why did you see your sourcehuh
Your English na die ocheesy
EducationRe: President Jonathan's Visit To Oau, An Eyewitness' Account(+pics) by Asek1(m): 12:00pm On Dec 01, 2014
emperorchedda:
Excuse me sir!

That you didn't take the picture of when GEJ's convoy was thrown sachet water doesn't mean it didn't happen.

You can only make us believe you by posting a comprehensive video which covered the WHOLE event
Idiet!
Do you have anyhuh
PoliticsRe: Kano Blast Forces PDP To Postpone House Of Assembly Primaries by Asek1(m): 10:56am On Nov 29, 2014
Ishilove:
Source:[url]http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2014/11/29/explosions-forces-pdp-to-postpone-kano-house-of-assembly-primaries/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+pmnewsnigeria%2FyZRH+%28P.M.+NEWS+Nigeria%29[/url]
Nicely constructed statement
Naija(...) ai hail o
FamilyRe: Top 11 Myths Men Believe About Women by Asek1(m): 10:33am On Nov 29, 2014
kovak:
Top 11 myths? Why only 6?

Or are we supposed to guess the remaining grin
Ask am o! cheesy
kovak:
Top 11 myths? Why only 6?

Or are we supposed to guess the remaining grin
Ask am o!angry
FamilyRe: Top 11 Myths Men Believe About Women by Asek1(m): 10:31am On Nov 29, 2014
kovak:
Top 11 myths? Why only 6?

Or are we supposed to guess the remaining grin
Ask am o!
PoliticsRe: Young Man Fell Off Speeding Train In Lagos This Morning - Pics by Asek1(m): 10:24am On Nov 29, 2014
baLLoTBOxX:
When countries have evolved to the level of using state of the art trains fully equipped with AC, GEJ is still celebrating old school molue type trains with no doors and windows.
He needs good advisers
Are you onehuh
HealthRe: Effects Of Taking Too Much Garri On Sight by Asek1(m): 12:07am On Nov 22, 2014
StrongPenis:
i love my Pen1s ......by the way, what is Garri? Is it a new kind of Nigerian dance style? I've never heard about this in France
Same here in Sri Lanka
HealthRe: Effects Of Taking Too Much Garri On Sight by Asek1(m): 12:05am On Nov 22, 2014
Princecalm:
And this keeps me wondering why some boarding students has not gone blind
Bro, you took them very words outta my mouth
PoliticsRe: I’ve Forgiven The Lawmaker That Assaulted Me – Senate President David Mark by Asek1(m): 6:54pm On Nov 21, 2014
I hail your forgiving spirit sir
Keep it up
PoliticsRe: 130 Reps Sign Impeachment Notebook Over Police Interference by Asek1(m): 6:22pm On Nov 21, 2014
Bolurx:
A photo of you in Sri Lanka or shut the hell up!
Lolz
Ignorant, insolent mind
SportsRe: Eagles Go Clubbing Before Match by Asek1(m): 9:30am On Nov 21, 2014
Mologi:
if this people had won the match...this wouldnt be a bad news....rubbish
How would they have won the match when the commitment and the needed dedication and seriousness was not therehuh
Or is bafana bafana a walkover team that they can run rings around themhuh
The defeat should serve as a lesson to them(that is if at all they will learn)
































IN OTHER NEWS,
African champions humiliated in the "nest of champions"
SHAME undecided
FamilyRe: The 11 Commandments Of Marriage by Asek1(m): 9:12am On Nov 21, 2014
Nice, educating and sweet post.
I will keep this in mind for that time when I settle down with ma boo
CelebritiesRe: Why I Cant Do Without Nadia Buari- Jim Iyke by Asek1(m): 9:05am On Nov 21, 2014
Smart dude.
You spoke well
PoliticsRe: 130 Reps Sign Impeachment Notebook Over Police Interference by Asek1(m): 8:58am On Nov 21, 2014
Just observing the polity all the way from here in Sri Lanka. Politics shouldn't be a do or die affair
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: Jay Z And Beyonce Loved Up At Solange's Wedding by Asek1(m): 2:04pm On Nov 17, 2014
Talk is cheap
SportsRe: South African Thulani Serero To Miss Qualifiers March With Super Eagles In Uyo by Asek1(m): 2:02pm On Nov 17, 2014
^^^Nobody
3 points is all we wantgrin
CelebritiesRe: Beautiful Is The Word! Mercy Johnson Releases New Family Photos by Asek1(m): 1:59pm On Nov 17, 2014
Me luving this
Lucky gal, sweet family
CelebritiesRe: Duncan Mighty's Girlfriend/Fiancee: Vivien by Asek1(m): 11:51pm On Nov 16, 2014
Seun:
Duncan Mighty introduced his girlfriend Vivien on instagram earlier this evening. They started dating 2 years ago and today is her birthday.

I think the couple are likely to get married, because: (1) according to Duncan, Vivien is his mother's "bestie". (2) Vivien's family is currently meeting with Duncan's family in the Hotel Presidential Chinese restaurant (they started at 5pm). If so, that makes Vivien Duncan's fiancee.

https://photos-e.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xap1/1390000_1515486405385972_1262643586_n.jpg
Source: http://instagram.com/p/vd0O9xrlL7/

Here's Duncan Mighty:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cb/Duncan_Mighty.jpg/240px-Duncan_Mighty.jpg
I wonder what she sees in him ...
Eyen nnyin, okuk ke mma ino odo okut.
If not the benjamins she wouldn't have batted an eyelid towards his direction...
CelebritiesRe: Duncan Mighty's Girlfriend/Fiancee: Vivien by Asek1(m): 11:46pm On Nov 16, 2014
Jennimma:
make i follow you do same. Oya,shift
Miss Nairaland I hail o
How do you intend to make me feel and enjoy your reignhuh
PoliticsRe: The Policies Jonathan May Implement After Reelection by Asek1(m): 2:08pm On Nov 14, 2014
Implementation of Steve Orosanye's report will make plenty brain. Some kind embezzlement channels will be closed, the others will be closely monitored...































Wait o, is that me typing or was ai dreaminghuh
PoliticsRe: LIVE UPDATES: President Jonathan Declares Today by Asek1(m): 12:02am On Nov 12, 2014
ceo4eva:
Click 'LIKE' if you think President Jonathan does NOT deserve a 2nd Term
'UNLIKE'
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Orders SSS To Release Emir Sanusi’s Passport by Asek1(m): 6:46am On Nov 09, 2014
I saw this coming.
Its completely in order
SportsRe: The Magnificent IBOM Stadium In Uyo Set To Launch Tomorrow(photo) by Asek1(m): 11:13pm On Nov 06, 2014
Beautiful
RomanceRe: Most Read: How True Are These Facts by Asek1(m): 11:03pm On Nov 06, 2014
Asek1 was here...
CelebritiesRe: 2face And Family Mourn As The Bury His Father Today by Asek1(m): 10:53pm On Nov 06, 2014
No do make ai carry my own follow you oangry
RomanceRe: 56 Facts About Women by Asek1(m): 8:11am On Nov 05, 2014
And the next thing is to see this sheet on FP...
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal Dares PDP by Asek1(m): 6:48am On Nov 05, 2014
Everyday a drama unfolds. All in the name of 2015 abi?
Let's see how this saga will end.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Launch N100 Centenary Note by Asek1(m):
When ai clicked on this topic ai was hoping to see some sample pics...
PoliticsRe: 2015 Election: I’ll Defeat Jonathan If APC Gives Me Ticket –kwankwaso by Asek1(m): 4:30pm On Nov 02, 2014
Dreams...
SportsRe: Uyo Stadium Opening: Nigeria Name Squad To Face Ghana by Asek1(m): 3:20pm On Nov 02, 2014
Lovely stadium. Can't wait to be there come 7th.

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