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Celebrities / Re: World's Most Pierced Man Denied Entry Into Dubai Because Of His Weird Outlook by Asemo11(m): 1:21am On Aug 18, 2014
Problem day dis world oh hmmm
Celebrities / Re: Woow!! Gold Car Is A Lifestyle Of Some Billionaires In Dubai (photos) by Asemo11(m): 1:19am On Aug 18, 2014
DickDastardly: I still prefer this cheesy

Bros dis ur own na winch craft of

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Romance / Re: Boy Sleeps With Dogs. Says I Ve Been Bitten Twice Bydogs. by Asemo11(m): 6:35pm On Aug 17, 2014
hmmmm
matter for the gods to handle
Travel / Re: Nigeria Suspends Gambian National Airline Over Ebola Virus by Asemo11(m): 5:32pm On Aug 11, 2014
They said to prevent Ebola we should eat bitter cola,
now its salt and hot water. Please when it gets to
gala and yoghurt let me know.
Politics / Re: Gaddaffi's Last Formal Speech: by Asemo11(m): 3:46am On Aug 11, 2014
I love dis
I did not spend our national treasury foolishly, and like Salah-al-Deen, our great Muslim leader, who rescued Jerusalem for Islam, I took little for myself...





I love gadafi a lot I wonder if there will be a leader like dis in africa

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Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Of The World’s Most Dangerous Prisons:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by Asemo11(m): 3:35am On Aug 11, 2014
dhammyg:
U'RE SCARED OF JAIL tongue


Them day tell person?lol
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Asemo11(m): 2:09pm On Aug 08, 2014
Imblaze: Why will Diamond bank blocking me from deposit with my card na them gimmie my money?

1960bet
Willhill
betfred

all keep giving error response like Bank declined, Blocked by card provider.

I chat with betfred agent he asked me to query my bank.


boss u sure say dis betfred na making sence site
hope i fit use my access visa card take pay into my account and how is d payout like
Politics / Re: US Whistleblower : Russia Extends Edward Snowden's Asylum By 3 Years by Asemo11(m): 7:39am On Aug 08, 2014
shakaz: gotta love that guy.

Funny enough most peeps commenting know little or nothing about snowden.. Well thanks to my roommate who gave me the full gist.


oya u too drop the gist make we hear
Technology Market / Re: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by Asemo11(m): 11:01pm On Aug 05, 2014
lagtech: @Confluence-your 2 Minis from Craigslist.

how much can i get one of dis
Business / Re: Various Ways Of Making Money Online! Hot Tutorials by Asemo11(m): 10:37pm On Aug 05, 2014
silently flowwing drop more
Technology Market / Re: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by Asemo11(m): 10:17pm On Aug 05, 2014
lagtech:

30k will get you dual core with webcam or dual core without webcam + change


so how do we go about it can i have ur contact
Technology Market / Re: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by Asemo11(m): 10:10pm On Aug 05, 2014
lagtech:

All laptops these days can do that as they have dvd drives-except netbooks.
Anything from a Dell d600 -Pentium (14k) to a dual core (19k to 35k) to Core i series (from 45k)


are u serious so can u get a gud laptop for me for 30k
Technology Market / Re: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by Asemo11(m): 9:48pm On Aug 05, 2014
lagtech:

Just CD ROM-Only CD ROM-those are 2 for a kobo!



lol wetin i mean be say laptop way i fit use day watch firm
Technology Market / Re: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by Asemo11(m): 9:25pm On Aug 05, 2014
lagtech how much can u get me a laptop that that has as a cd rom
Health / Re: First Case Of Suspected Ebola Discovered In New York City, Usa!!! by Asemo11(m): 9:36am On Aug 05, 2014
jude33084: It was not an Ebola infection dude wink


I watch CNN and the live broadcast.


The patient had high fever and intestine discomfort.

The Hospital has since sent the test to the lab as at yesterday 1130pm Nigerian time.

dont mind dem thats what they want us to belive
Sports / Re: Another American, Robert Simmons, Switches Allegiances To Team Naija @ C'wealth! by Asemo11(m): 1:43pm On Jul 28, 2014
Fresia01: dat guy shud come marry me if he is good, handsome and a good runner!!! cus am cute!!!

linda ikeji i sight u
Sports / Re: Nigeria Wins Bronze In Men's Discus Throw by Asemo11(m): 1:35pm On Jul 28, 2014
XVIER: end time thingz



bros abeg give me small of that holy weed u pastor give u smoke
Politics / Re: Is Tb Joshua Insinuating That Chibok Is A Scam? by Asemo11(m): 1:15pm On Jul 28, 2014
PhockPhockMan: Mind you, that part of the country Chibok is situated is under state of emergency, while Lagos is not.


bros i still belive chibok girls aduption is a big lie
i no fit belive am abeg
Food / Re: Bush Meat Eaters: Do You Know The Kind Of Animal Behind The Bush Meat You Eat? by Asemo11(m): 3:13pm On Jul 27, 2014
natureblack: Op,forget wetin dey write for motor enta motor.Who has that time asking what bush-meat it is


Last bullet: God has given us dominion over all creature on earth.
no be for ebola virus oh
Politics / Re: Bokoharam Kidnaps Cameroon's Vice Prime Minister's Wife by Asemo11(m): 2:57pm On Jul 27, 2014
d chibok girls don get mother way go day take care of dem na

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Webmasters / Re: Domain Name Business; The Easiest & The Most Profitable Online Venture by Asemo11(m): 5:01am On Jul 26, 2014
2sExy1: smiley I know!

oga 2sex are u on whatsapp please let me have ur whatsapp contact
Politics / Re: Why Is No One Talking More About Ebola In Nigeria? by Asemo11(m): 4:54am On Jul 26, 2014
Bros no be lie u talk oh. Atlist by now the y could have being a public awareness campain by the health ministry
But as it his now have not heard or listern to any aweness campain on tv or radio
Nairaland / General / Re: Tell Us About Your Moniker by Asemo11(m): 4:41am On Jul 26, 2014
Jaywilzee: because U like SEMO.....I dy joke ooo
Lol jos open up tell me semovita day hungry u
Nairaland / General / Re: Tell Us About Your Moniker by Asemo11(m): 8:55pm On Jul 25, 2014
i got mine from my surname asemota



asemo11
Family / Re: First Families Of The World.(pics) by Asemo11(m): 8:51pm On Jul 25, 2014
oboy dat jona pikin fat oh same with mugabu's son i jos day wonder how many times does dudes day chop a day


i jos love d keeyantas
infact i day eye him daugther
abeg who get her 2go username

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Webmasters / Re: Verve Cards To Be Accepted On Paypal || Paypal Partners With Firstbank by Asemo11(m): 10:59am On Jul 25, 2014
nice move but all dis partnership mata self don taya me
paypal make ona jos come direct na we beg ona
Politics / Re: How Policemen Kill Detainees And Sell Bodies To UNICAL Anatomy Department by Asemo11(m): 9:59am On Jul 25, 2014
himkers: All what the OP wrote there is absolutely true. All SARS policemen are known to be bloody killers. 12am (midnight) is the time they re known to be kiiling their (inmates) victims. I've had a first hand information from a victim of sars brutality at sars awkuzu, anambra state; a colleague of theirs also confirmed the brutal torture and kiilings going on there.

Once they tell you that "they are travelling you," you will never return alive. The worst thing is that after you've been killed, your organs will be removed by fellow cell mates (at their order)
bros u are right same tin here in bayelsa
thats how day label everyone cultist and ask u to pay moni rangeing from 6 to 10 thousand for ur release
i no most guys
who were arrested
but up till now we never see them talkless of their bodies
Business / Re: .. by Asemo11(m): 5:31pm On Jul 15, 2014
lol no be lie oh goldernboy
make we jos find way put our resourses together
and come up with somefin gud
Celebrities / Re: Super Falcon Players Chichi Igbo & Cynthia Uwak Flaunt Semi-nude Bods(photos) by Asemo11(m): 2:20pm On Jul 15, 2014
na wa oh

problem day

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Food / Re: Weird Food Combinations.. by Asemo11(m): 11:07am On Jul 07, 2014
What about cook corn and beer oboy u need to try am oh he make sence die

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