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Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Presidential Limo Goes Missing, Secret Service Scratching Their Heads by Asemo11(m): 1:07am On Oct 18, 2014
if malesia plane miss chibok girls miss before our very eyes then i no see reason why that car no fit miss

abeg make ona protect obama well oh



but i see dat car for conotou na yesterday make i cheak to confarm
BusinessRe: How Can I Be A Data Reseller by Asemo11(op): 3:06pm On Oct 06, 2014
Adebayolove:
For MTN all you need to know is here
www.mtnbusiness.com.ng/sme/datashare
I don't know of other networks.
adebayor thanks
BusinessRe: How Can I Be A Data Reseller by Asemo11(op): 3:05pm On Oct 06, 2014
mekeem:
Go to the nearest MTN office. They will tell u how.
meekem thanks i will do dat
HealthHealth Benefit Of Bitter Leave by Asemo11(op): 11:21am On Oct 05, 2014
* It speeds up metabolism and
therefore is great for weight loss.
* Bitter leaf juice relieves fever and feverish
conditions. Take the
squeezed juice, 3 times daily until the
symptoms disappears.
* It also helps to reduce high sugar level in the
blood, and great for diabetic patients.

* Squeeze the fresh leaves on your palm and
apply the juice on
skin rashes,eczema, ring worms and any
superficial skin ailments,
you'll notice a change in few days. Don't apply
to open wounds.
* Bitter leaf is said to soothe and also cure pile

* Taking a cup of bitter leaf juice a day, is a
great way to detoxify
the body of harmful toxins.

* Bitter leaf juice nourishes the skin.
* Bitter leaf (Vernonia
amygdalina) also cures mild stomach ailments
* Bitter leaf juice is said to increase breast milk
production in nursing mothers.

* The washed roots and stalks of bitterleaf are
boiled and the infusion is taking as a worm
expeller. A cup of bitter leaf infusion taking first
thing in the morning before meals

* Bitter leaf juice is used by local women in
Guinea-Bissau to
contract the uterus after
childbirth and therefore should not be taking
during pregnancy
or if you're trying to
conceive,because high intake might cause
miscarriage.

* A cup of bitter leaf juice a day, energizes you


source Paddy Ezegbudo > Herbal Medicine & Natural
Living
BusinessRe: How Can I Be A Data Reseller by Asemo11(op): 10:28am On Oct 05, 2014
thrizzle:
opolo eye no bi open eye and if you're new in the game better go pay your tithe
lol boss who i go pay my tithe to na help your boy joor
BusinessHow Can I Be A Data Reseller by Asemo11(op): 10:19am On Oct 05, 2014
please i want you guys to help and advice me on how to be a data reseller
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Asemo11(m): 8:39am On Oct 03, 2014
blessedjohn: i use access visa card on that site and there is no problem.
then after wining how can i make withdraw
BusinessRe: When I Become A Big Boy by Asemo11(m): 1:28pm On Sep 22, 2014
words

u jos hit one of my weakness
Jokes EtcRe: Flashback Which Biscuit Did You Like Most When You Were Young by Asemo11(m): 1:20pm On Sep 22, 2014
coconut biscuit all the way i also love digestive biscit

but d one way day drive me gaga now na PRINCE BISCUIT
Christianity EtcRe: Pictures Of Strange Aircraft Hovering In The Synagogue by Asemo11(m): 11:05pm On Sep 17, 2014
hmmmmmm their is God

please my brothers and sisters
LET LOVE LEAD
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Massive Butt In These Photos by Asemo11(m): 12:53am On Sep 17, 2014
UKWU!!!!!


KANYE WEST
DIGGING THAT ASS since time immemorial
Nairaland GeneralRe: Celebrities, Activists Hold #blockebola Campaign In Lagos [see Photo] by Asemo11(m): 8:19pm On Sep 16, 2014
i strongly support the provisions of those hygiene materis

and secondly let the NUT dont drag dis into a political banta


AM FIRST TO COMMENT U DAY HEAR ME SO
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let Your Hand-shake Speak!! by Asemo11(m): 8:05pm On Sep 16, 2014
first to comment no be come chop oh i u fink say he easy try am
BusinessAccess Bank And Fcmb Please Credit My Account by Asemo11(op): 12:59pm On Sep 16, 2014
i recently made a cash withdraw at FCMB
kpansia yenagoa (bayelsa state) on the 08-09-14
as normal i waited on the quee when he get to
my turn i inserted my card and i key in 10,000 lo
and behold i was debited without the money
coming out of the atm i quickly rush down to my
bank which is access bank amarata branch also
in yenagoa and i met one mr stewalt who told me
to go back and wait for 24 hours and that they
will credit it back to me i waited for two
good days and i went back to the bank he then
dirrected me upstairs to met the guy in charge of
ATM transcation one mr arinze i went upstairs
and the so call mr arinze gave me a form to fill
and ask for my atm card which i gave him and he
ask me to go that i will get the aleart so i went
home hopeing that all is well but to my greatest
suprise up till now i never see any alert abeg
nairalanders make ona advise me wetin i go do
for this kind mata cuz 10k no be small money oh
Science/TechnologyRe: NASA Unveils World's Largest Spacecraft Welding Tool For Space Launch System by Asemo11(m): 6:43pm On Sep 14, 2014
them are fly go are moon but kind find food for the staving tummies
PoliticsRe: Davis Is Playing Obasanjo’s Script –asari-dokubo by Asemo11(m): 1:07pm On Sep 14, 2014
i agree with asari with the chibok girls i strongly believe that does girls were not kidnapp
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Those Born September Let's Meet Here. by Asemo11(m): 12:26pm On Sep 14, 2014
Taiye4Christ: *Mezebel
*Asemo11
*Niceeric
*Akell

Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!
Hurraaaayyyy!!!!!!!

*so, I just come back from church full of anointing grin *

You will go stronger and greater in life. I see great men and women in you.
Your name will be heard in your generation and generations yet to come. Even if two caskets go for #5, you will not be a customer. A long life filled with happiness and fulfilment is your heritage!

We celebrate you guys.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
boss thank u very much i wish u d same
PhonesRe: How To Become MTN Cheap SME Data Reseller Today by Asemo11(m): 4:06am On Sep 13, 2014
so op how can i convert d airtime send to me as payment to cash
PoliticsRe: Accident @ Agbeji Lokoja Road In Kogi State by Asemo11(m): 5:14pm On Sep 09, 2014
na wa oh i jos pray there was no life lost
LiteratureRe: *******the Pseudocider******** by Asemo11(m): 1:14pm On Sep 09, 2014
saintbajar: Chapter XI

I woke up the next morning with two ladies by my side; I had maximum fun last night. Had a quick shower and went to Lebo’s room, he was already awake and ready. We headed out to the spot; there was no need to go to the warehouse as I still had my stuff from yesterday.
The day started out slow, we sold about 7sachets before Lesego called, she gave me the address to the house the property manager guy found and told us she is gonna meet us there. We headed to the address to meet with the guy, we got there and saw the place and it was just what I wanted. 2bedroom house with its own garden in fordsburg it’s about 4,5km from hillbrow. I told him i will take it, Lesego came in saying “wow nice, what do you think ballz” I told her its perfect for me and I’m taking it. She told the property manager guy to draw up his contract because we are taking it and want to move in ASAP.

I headed out with lebo to the flat to get my stuff, on getting to the flat I met Eze, Lerato and Emeka watching a movie, I didn’t say a word, just got my box and headed out (it was as if I was because nobody said a word to me). I went back to the same hotel I slept the previous night to drop my stuff and went back to my spot to finish up my day.
The day went well; I sold out the rest of my stuff. At about 7pm I got to the warehouse and dropped my cash, big mike was there so I had the perfect chance to tell him about getting my own place. i requested to see him in private in his office, I told him I have gotten a place and I’m moving in tomorrow, I told him how uncomfortable I was after fred passed away and the way the rest of the boys in the house relate to me and adding, Eze is back. The environment doesn’t conducive any more, he shook his head and said good, that’s fine with him but I must at least let someone know where I stay in a case of emergency and I must be careful. He told me I can keep his car I’m using, I feel very happy as everything went as planned, just as I was about leaving he asked me where is the house located, I told him a few blocks from Fred’s flat and he said “ok” I left the warehouse and drove back to the hotel, I didn’t feel like clubbing that day so I just chilled in my room while Lebo is at his room also. At about 11pm Lesego called and told me Big Mike has confirmed his date of departure for Nigeria and he said he will leave the warehouse in Eze and Emeka’s control , Ike is leaving for Nigeria same day also and Joe will be in control of the ware house in centurion. She has also confirmed to him of leaving on Friday for home.

Everything is just falling in place for me, I guess this was supposed to be or maybe not.


The Next morning I left for the warehouse to get my stuff only to find everyone there, Big mike called me to join the meeting. He just repeated everything Lesego told me, he is leaving this coming Monday which is 20th December and 4days before Xmas. Eze and Emeka will be in charge of every ware house in Joburg and Joe will be moved to centurion for the time being. Things will remain like that till 10th January when he returns.
Everyone is happy with big mike’s decision; big mike then went inside the office and came out with a suitcase loaded with cash, he opened it and gave Eze, Emeka, Ike, Joe, sandwich and Daniel 3bundles of R100 bills and then gave me one bundle saying “you are the newest and youngest” they all laughed. I got my stuff and left for my spot, on getting there Lesego called me to meet her in Fordsburg (the house we just found). I drove there and met her and the property manager guy, he gave me the necessary document to sign and gave me the bank account information to pay in both the deposit and the rent. I immediately drove to the bank and paid a calculated rent for 6months and the deposit and went back to the house. I gave him the deposit slip and got the keys to the house, finally I got a place of my own now.
I drove back to my spot and sold out for the day, my plans is to buy things for the house the next day so probably no work for me.



********THE END OF CHAPTER ELEVEN**********


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drop d tori joor u too much
SportsRe: WWF Wrestler Hulk Hogan In Ladipo Mushin Lagos (pics) by Asemo11(m): 12:42pm On Sep 08, 2014
Okeikpu: U wan kill me wif laughter grin imagine d kind guns wey dem carry...grin whoever gave them that idea of dressing black n black must be a very wicked person...
lol them don upgradde oh bros
dem don change to blue self
Music/RadioRe: Naija Hip Hop And Its Emptiness (Stroking The Admiration Of The Shallow Minds) by Asemo11(m): 10:29am On Sep 07, 2014
Canme4u: Grass to grace by 2baba

BETTER, TOMORROW by Oritshefemi

BETTER Remix by Oritshefemi FT Vector da viper

IF E BETTER FOR EVERY MAN O, EVERY WOMAN EH, EVERYBODY AJIBOLE E NO GO DEY OOOO*
IF E BETTER FOR EVERY MAN O, EVERY WOMAN, EVERYBODY BANBIALLAH E NO GO DEY




VECTOR:

Orisafemi *ow pipu go do d work wey no dey

*ow u want make dem show d love wey no dey

*ow I wan respect d boss wey no dey pay

*ow u wan enjoy your salary wen d pay no dey tey

*I dey pray 4d future frm now, cos men no dey chao but u see as dem dey plaow

*If e better for every man and woman as a fact I wouldn't have to feature on this track

*If to say life easy 4 d places like Ajegunle Omo boys for there no go dey spray bullets

* but I wonder ow d thief go dey aim me now

*You wan ROB me but my body no dey pain me now

*even me self no sey no be today

*all d yawns i dey yawn e don tey

if e better for everybody
***************************** Ajibole no go dey.*



The chorus of Oritsefemi, the verce and the Vector's raps were all within the content of the track.

It is not about self praising song, it is about the reality. Vector did justice to that with his raps which accompany a great rymhs just like DaGreen's track DEMOCRAZY





GOD BLESS NIGERIA
i fink say na only me sabi dis lines
bros u too much vector murder that jam
femi is also good
SportsRe: WWF Wrestler Hulk Hogan In Ladipo Mushin Lagos (pics) by Asemo11(m): 8:06am On Sep 07, 2014
fernandoc: Y dem go gree? How many macho macho men u don beat for ur entire life. Alika 7up!
oga fernandoc u no belive ur boy
again?

tell nairalanders wetin i do u for bariga na
EducationRe: Funny Pix - Check Out A Student's WAEC Result by Asemo11(m): 7:09am On Sep 07, 2014
abeg make him go sell gala

he no go good if him day waste him papa moni
TravelRe: Don’t Leave Marrakech Without Experiencing These Three Places by Asemo11(m): 11:31pm On Sep 06, 2014
seee grove

na man way get moni fit enjoy dis kind trip na



anyways cute pics

first to commet 2times in a week no be bobo juice

dis my month of sucess
SportsRe: WWF Wrestler Hulk Hogan In Ladipo Mushin Lagos (pics) by Asemo11(m): 11:11pm On Sep 06, 2014
nigeria police self too mumu o.p abeg hide that picture
shame day caugh me

does white pigs sit down untop ona van and ona day use leg escort the van niger police jonzing since 1759

if na me now ona go greee?
Music/RadioRe: Ruggedman Ft. Reminisce - 8 FIGURES [official Video] by Asemo11(m): 10:54pm On Sep 06, 2014
iceberylin: just waiting for the Chairman Album grin




MI
i don wait for dat alburm taya i don even lose hope
PoliticsRe: MEET The World Richest President And His Filthy Rich Lifestyle by Asemo11(m): 11:48pm On Sep 05, 2014
i jos love dis putin of a guy

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