Funnicator: If my future wife gets pregnant for me I'd never let her indulge in such exercise.
We would only dance together. I'll even do the cooking and washing and cleaning.

are u sure with dis ur username

starboyz: Am not good in dreaming but d day i dream it cums to pass. Back in april 2013 when i was sleeping i dreamt dat sumone open my window and used stict to collect my blackberry bold. In my dream i started crying and when i woke up i discover dat it was just a mere dream. Two week later my dream came to reality exactly d way it happen in my dream.

lol they call them window chopper then plenty F̶̲̅õ̳͡я̅ bayelsa

sylve11:

reincarnated soul!

it also happen to ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ as well

figment232: Nice

lol U̶̲̥̅̊ got dis from season one

illitrate: nyash her when my wife no dey house

ur username that's how people like u reason

some one should me my ipad 5 was mistakly locked by my younger one since then i cant have access to it what i see on the screen is ipad dissable

some one should me my ipad 5 was mistakly locked by my younger one since then i cant have access to it what i see on the screen is ipad dissable

I remember when I day date М̣̣̥̇̊Ɣ naibour she day use fetching of water to cum sﻉﻉ ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ anytime she day G̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ fetch water she G̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ signal ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ ♏A̶̲̥̅kﻉ I G̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ block her F̶̲̅õ̳͡я̅ backyard. ₪a̶̲̥̅̊ §☺̴̩̩̥̩̩̩̥ we day do oh untill М̣̣̥̇̊Ɣ hen lay cook egg one bad day her mumsi cum jam ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ and she day romance fo backyard sﻉﻉ run way I run that day ₪a̶̲̥̅̊ one leg of slippers I take G̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ house that day ₪a̶̲̥̅̊ †ђξ next day I G̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ find †ђξ other leg

Time of ending tins ( No be new tin ₪a̶̲̥̅̊ when I day her age I don day G̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ call guls F̶̲̅õ̳͡я̅ М̣̣̥̇̊Ɣ bros

why is okija juju not in the list na

Manweysabi: Everything written up there is so on point.

It's time we move from being a consuming nation to a producing/manufacturing nation.

If dangote sneeze for nigeria, some african countries dey catch cold... Lol!

We need like 1000 dangotes in Nigeria.
working to be one of the giant like him someday.

Pls, Mod ban any user with 'Endtime things' comments here!

time end tins

has any one ever use dis kunuri shipping be4 how is their service

Chillisauce: Nice

Babies that age are very delicate, handle with care o.
Even some mothers sef dey fear to bath some very young babies, kudos to you. Keep it up!

please handle with care and also store in a cool and dry place

SimonAndal:
I got this feeling on a summer day when you were gone
I threw a bomb into Syria, I watched, I let it burn
I blew up countries just for fun,
I don't care
I love it
I don't care!

choi who gave dis madman access to nairaland another yaba left guy

abuomaIV: How I
wish this missile will first hit Borno State (Maiduguri) State before
going to Syria. Die muslims die. So u all can go Bleep ur fucking virgins
in paradise. Wicked people.

who be dis where dis one cum from abeg pack well wetin no make sence na him u day talk wetin consine isreal mask gas and muslim

wheesin: dont worry guys am still young- i have enough time.....RUNS OFF TO WATCH WWE WRESTLING...why are they uselessing daniel bryan like this ?
ESE

. Day their day watch wresling jamb form G̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ soon cum out no G̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ read when I day Ʊя̲̅ age ₪a̶̲̥̅̊ ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ invent mix and drink F̶̲̅õ̳͡я̅ М̣̣̥̇̊Ɣ area mixing sardin and peak milk with bread

joshua idibia: dis n!gga must b 4rm naijaloaded.

yes ₪a̶̲̥̅̊ cuz that site ₪a̶̲̥̅̊ only kids them day breed

Chrismas don day reach oh М̣̣̥̇̊Ɣ mind day tell ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ sA̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ fireworks G̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ ♏A̶̲̥̅kﻉ sense oh

nassyblue: Please does anyone know where I can get a good windows 7 mini laptop that Is new between 20-25k in aliexpress or anyother online platform. Thank a lot. I'd appreciate if I get a good referral.

ya I have one inbox ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ on donvick67@gmail.com

Afam4eva: it is utterly shameful to be a Nigerian in 2013. I could sense a deep anger and regret for God making that lady a Nigerian. She never asked for it but unfortunately she was placed in a place that have 1diots as leaders. I won't blame her if she burns her Nigerian passport. It's good riddance to bad rubbish.

110 likes F̶̲̅õ̳͡я̅ Ʊя̲̅ mind oh

holyvirgin: Mr president, state of Emergency is not the only thing we ask for in the north please.
By the way more investments are around the corner for Nigeria

cute username

SLIDiE: u must be low on brain juice!!!
Did he say he wanted to leave?

both of U̶̲̥̅̊ aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ high on viju milk common pack well joor

pDude: It is a demon from the marine kingdom

spititual brain washing

ProminentStar: all I asked for was ur help and since u couldn't do that u should have kept mute.

no mind am no no wan kill am

Krasid: This guy needs to be checked medically,psychologically,mentally and spiritually.

d guy day make him money u day speak big english mr phychologist wetin consine u ? Infat how many follows u get 4 nairaland self talk less of twitter.

eating, reading news papers, nairalanding, watching season firms, sleeping, and am also addicted 2 aljazerra and world politics.

i no go forget my naibour papa didi when him buy in camry the warming of the car they make we remember say i don late for work na so him cum build iron fence round the car (for compound way get gate oh) 2.4 him day watch d car all d gul for my stret cum day form familarity with am

cheakout papa and pikin day barb gallas. Anyways nice pic

Adam200: what are there doing in republic of banana?

ask yuzedo

This guy must be a hardcore robber hmmmm but wetin make them but Ѧϻ for prison for just fighting ₪a̶̲̥̅̊ ₪a̶̲̥̅̊ wao oh dis country self while the real thief them day house of rep they fight and we day watch them for tv. And at the end them G̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ jos waste Ѧϻ. ₪a̶̲̥̅̊ people like dis suppose work for sss clean him up and close all is case files and turn him into a agent.

if u wan to go into importation and u have other quctions to ask consinin importation jos follow this tread on nairaland do it your self importation bussiness dont forget to read from season 1