Middlefinger1:

My sister, am so sorry to tell you that you are a liar.
I can't help it.

Please refer to your username.

Enjoy the rest of ur day...

OP, not just Bonny. Ahoada, a village between PH and BAYELSA too enjoys the same 'luxury'. As a matter of fact, in addition to the stable power supply, they also have tarred roads (over 5km) and full subscription of DSTV for the entire village as at 2010 though, all paid for by AGIP.

Rubbish!

My cousin used the LEARNERS' PERMIT for 6months, she was renewing it every month for 500naira. Then she finally did the drivers' license for 10k or so without visiting anywhere.

Gboliwe:
Can you just imagine?

That sentence doesn't even make sense. For one who is detailed like me, my red flag would have been activated immediately.

Useless halfbaked educated thieves

Don't blame them, they all attend schools in Malaysia

Napc:

U 've gat good command of English ... even when u use pijin.
U must hv bn good in school way-back perhaps.

Awwww, thanks so much Napc. You just made my already wonderful day, even more wonderful.

God bless you abundantly. BTW, I'm still good in school.....

Coming when the Senate just approved life imprisonment for rape, may they rot in jail!

vheMa:
RIP girl
ladies pls let's be more careful about these guys the guy had a bad thing in mind doing,that was why he went along with gun

She said she's no more interested in you,shikena na,what else


Lord pls give me a guy that I can willingly pound yam for,cos nowadays guys deserves nothing more than indomie [size=15]without egg[/size]

If you continue to type ENGLISH like this, you will continue to fail JAMB!

Omo, see that pic from Central African Republic. The guy had better be dead...............

Who b that guy wey come wear green from head to toe na, d guy resemble pawpaw leaves

hahahahaha, dem for kidnap am for May 31st. The guy still fit deploy the whole of NPF to Otuoke cos he is still C-in-C

Why that guy come resemble Pastor Adeboye na, come wear bow tie like those waiters for Orientals

DrHazard:
But why?

***********Modified************
Registered on nairaland this morning and first to comment same day = #Godwin!!!

For all those wishing to be at the top to feel on top of the world and look down on others, I wish you and your internet speed.

Meanwhile, rejoice with me so that others can rejoice with you too!!

#BabaGodnoni.

Omo, see as u rush comment. If u be real doctor, u go dey rush do surgery oh, come forget forceps for inside patient belle like one mumu Dr wey dem dey call Dr, Smallz for LUTH that time

Reconcile kor, domicile ni. There are no permanent enemies in politics, you guys don't see or know beyond what u read on saharareporters. These guys are all politicians and cant be trusted, I wont be surprised if Jonathan starts visiting Obasanjo once a week after May 29th and if Buhari stops picking Tinubu's call after that day too. They are all d same thing, recycling d same old trcksters

femummy:


bros, e be like say u be member? welcome to the club of the most stressful bank in Naija.

Hahahahahahahahahaha, awu awu awuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

As u de fill d form, just de write ur will too oh.

You go need go pass CPG, that shit isnt easy

Unrealistic targets

Unrealistic deadlines and working hours

brb

hahahahahaha, nuttin has changed. The teeth have always been irreversibly rotten.

BTW, he looks like baba latin

Those GUCCI shoes....KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I think u r a smart girl am just a bit concerned about ur moniker.[/quote

Ignore the moniker, we r all anonymous online.....

LagosDecides15:


otu nne gi.

Ur mum should just av given her sperm donor a head, u r a wasted sperm cell!

LagosDecides15:
he looks eboe.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2382953_ibohead2_jpeg6e1e3360d31feb703febf660b2379281

A 19-year-old suspected internet fraudster, Ojosipe Adebayo,[i][/i]

I am not Ibo but u r foolish for being tribalistic

Awon ti baddyoosha

hahahaha. This is what they call die, die and die again and again

sexyjennik:
All the people bearing jennifer are always beautiful including myself

But u nor cute na. Ur face be like isosceles triangle wey dem use HYPO wash

Boyfriend kor, Girlenemy ni. Beech is as gay as phuck!

OP, OYO for u ooooooo. What shall it profit you not to falsify your age and still roast to hell!

I have been falsifying my age since my days at NOVARTIS. From there to KPMG, then HAVESEX bank and now TOTAL. Play ur card well bro, no pain no gain. All these things come with the game so go ahead and roast in hell alone, u hear?

Her boobs be like agbalumo seeds sef

JbravoAdodger:
If this makes front page I'm selling my phone.

Mschewwwwww. Bold 2 wey d screen don break!

WTF is this supposed to teach us? OP, u dey high on insecticide ni?