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 Health › Re: Ebola: Lagos Begins Man-hunt For 27 Secondary Contacts by ashewopeckas(f): 5:51pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, so they are on the loose. Omo na to dey rub hand sanitizer for t0to now oh, make these mumu clients nor gimme EBOLA 5 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Obama And Wife With President Jonathan by ashewopeckas(f): 12:22pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
Why Michelle come bend like say she wan kiss Jonathan nah. To all the people asking why he isnt wearing suit, nor be una dey abuse am when e wear the tin say e nor fit am? |
| Politics › Re: This Boy Is Now A Serving Governor In Nigeria. Who Is He? by ashewopeckas(f): 4:09pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
chimoz: See face, this man has never experienced beauty.God punish u for this, u don make my trouser tear for under when i dey laff for office sha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha  |
| Health › Re: Ebola Virus Hand Cleansing Gel Hits Nigerian Markets by ashewopeckas(f): 3:55pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
MadCow1: I just Googled Hand Sanitizers...They dont kill viruses and as a matter of fact, they even kill just 99.99% of bacteria germs. |
| Phones › Re: Facebook Is Currently Down by ashewopeckas(f): 5:52pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
Me dey use FACEBOOK oh, maybe na TECNO phone get d problem 13 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Celebrities That Are Still Virgins ( Photos ) by ashewopeckas(f): 6:47pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
If TOOLZ is a virgin, then Shekau is a former POPE!  13 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: SMH !! Rihanna Steps Out In A Bra & Male Boxers [PHOTOS] by ashewopeckas(f): 5:33pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Make e be say na me get that car beside am, i go just drag am enter, give am 1-2 sharp sharp....next time she go comot boxers, wear khaki like soldier |
| Pets › Re: Help Others: Share Your Puppies With Others For Free Here. by ashewopeckas(f): 4:29pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
drehdinho: I will be very grateful if you can do me the favor. But your terms and conditions aint clear enough. My question is this: When will I stop giving you her babies?She's pregnant now, I will take all the babies once she delivers and close the deal. Send me an e-mail wt ur fone no, I will call u once i'm in Lagos |
| Pets › Re: Help Others: Share Your Puppies With Others For Free Here. by ashewopeckas(f): 2:15pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
mebad: Pec  |
| Pets › Re: Help Others: Share Your Puppies With Others For Free Here. by ashewopeckas(f): 1:08pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
tukane: I will take it. Do you reside in ph?No. In Banjul at the moment, Lagos by weekend. |
| Pets › Re: Help Others: Share Your Puppies With Others For Free Here. by ashewopeckas(f): 12:41pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
My wife said I cant keep 2 dogs (one lhasa apso and an alsatian) in our rented apartment so I can give out the female alsation to U. deal is; u will give me all the babies once she delivers. |
| Islam › Re: Miracle: Coconut With Arabic Sign.. by ashewopeckas(f): 4:31pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Na tribal marks wey one aggressive animal put o. Illiterates will read meanings to every bullshit they see online... |
| Travel › Re: President Jonathan Launches New E-passport by ashewopeckas(f): 3:08pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
spikesC: Illiterate. Nigerian International passport comes out same dayU don't have to insult me & NO, it doesn't come out the same day. How can u possibly achieve that, do u know the no of pple applying everyday? And there r just 2 immigration offices in Lagos oh.....maybe one sef, Alagbon Ikoyi 4 Likes |
| Travel › Re: President Jonathan Launches New E-passport by ashewopeckas(f): 2:50pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
=N=20,000 if u wanna collect it in 1month, =N=40k if u want it in 3days 28 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: DIRTY! Actress Efya Owusu, Shares Her Own See-through Pic Just Like Rihanna.. by ashewopeckas(f): 4:58pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
The arm pit be like 0bho wey dey menstruate........... 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: 18 Headphone Brands Ranked From Worst To First by ashewopeckas(f): 10:57am On Jul 22, 2014 |
Apple always stands out.....SLEEK! 5 Likes |
| Education › Re: Longest English Words In The Oxford Dictionary by ashewopeckas(f): 6:10pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
These are words or hashtags? #whatkindofrubbisharetheytryingtotelluswiththisbullshitinthispost 1 Like |
| Education › Re: I Never Had Sex With Any Man —21 Year Old KWASU Best Graduating Student by ashewopeckas(f): 1:32pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Me too  |
| Sports › Re: Mario Götze’s joystick Is Really, Really Happy To See His Girlfriend by ashewopeckas(f): 12:14pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
God is powerful sha. So this thing wey be like SHIGIDI go still enter that skinny geh OB0 and she go still fit waka without crutches.... *In Adeboyes voice* Somebody shout Halleluyahhhhhhhhhhh |
| Nairaland General › Re: 10 Wrist Watches That Are More Expensive Than A Ferrari by ashewopeckas(f): 7:22pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
farano: Wear dis kind one come out for oshodi, 2 secs u go start looking for ur handTaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh. Nobody will even notice. Expensive wrist watches are actually simple and sometimes ugly. Na the fake ones dem dey pack gold water wash like Olamide rolex.......... 1 Like |
| Pets › Re: Lets Share Pictures Of Our Dogs by ashewopeckas(f): 12:36pm On Jul 03, 2014 |
delishpot: Awww, I am a sucker for dogs, I will get one soon. I like toy breed sha, my daughter likes them small and cute so.Then buy a Lhasa apso, they r phucking friendly and intelligent. |
| Celebrities › Re: Naija Singer Terry G Enjoy Himself Inside The Plane by ashewopeckas(f): 6:55pm On Jul 02, 2014 |
Mschewwwwww, picture wey e snap after every other passenger don comot for plane. E quickly snap am b4 pilot go nab am. |
| NYSC › Re: Benefits Of Being A Platoon Leader by ashewopeckas(f): 6:52pm On Jul 02, 2014 |
No advantage, except say u go use am nack those gehs from razz skoolz like Oko poly or Ire Poly 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: 13 Weirdest People In The World by ashewopeckas(f): 1:25pm On Jul 02, 2014 |
bykebyke: Cause there is no such thing as abnormanNa typo jor, why u dey shine teeth like say ur head dey in-between Cossy b00bs  |
| Celebrities › Re: 13 Weirdest People In The World by ashewopeckas(f): 10:23am On Jul 02, 2014 |
Why is Cossy not there for abnorman b00bs? |
| Celebrities › Re: Divorced Cases That Shook Nollywood (Photos) by ashewopeckas(f): 2:07pm On Jul 01, 2014 |
They all looked incompatible from day 1 so divorce is imminent. Which kain jazz that 'OWALA' use for Mide Martins though, I need am make i use am for Rihanna 12 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Adaeze Yobo Slams Football Fans For Criticizing Yobo's Own Goal by ashewopeckas(f): 12:26pm On Jul 01, 2014 |
This is what happens when jobless full housewives are allowed access to the internet. Or when a dull woman uses a smartphone. 57 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Omg He's Alive: 2pac Spotted At 2014 Bet Awards [photo] by ashewopeckas(f): 4:00pm On Jun 30, 2014 |
OP, U dey craze o. Shey TUPAC mouth be like duck ni...see this one mouth na 1 Like |
