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jaylorde: ohw here comes d mr GEJ descendants

Ah no kuku blame u......emi? GEJ descendant? Ebi re ko

cabsco: I really don't need to argue with you, just check this two sources.

Source 1: http://www.thelmagazine.com/TheMeasure/archives/2012/10/03/weird-kangaroo-sex-three-vaginas-and-always-pregnant

Source 2: http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/21437811936/female-kangaroos-have-three-vaginas-heres-how-that

Sweets, cos u see it on d net doesnt make it ryt. U cnt probably knw it more dan a zoologist can u?

Geez! Female kangaroos are marsupials wif 2 (TWO) vajayjays..... Pls dnt feed pple stuff dah aint true.

It has a hood or a beautiful design doesnt make it indian!

O ma se o. Ha! See wat unemployment e av cos. Op, an idle mind is d devils workshop fa!

Mariojane: Don't u guys go to church?

Op u can risk the marriage cos with my little research,u can only give birth to a sickle cell but d problem is d sickle cell can b ur first child. If only there is how to knw if it will b d third u can then give birth to just two kids. The solution is not to risk it cos d luv u hv for d guy will fade when d problem start


I am AA

abeg no dey lie giv pple joor, we got pple in medicine on nairaland too. Evry offspring can b ss depending on its genetic composition.. If dey re out of luck, all children, even if 12, cld b ss nd if dey lucky, all of dem cld be AA.

D only option now is get a divorce or face a very gruesome marriage. U knw y? Cos evry damn kid u produce has a 1/4 chance of being 'ss' nd trust me, no mata d love btw d couple, dah child would dissolve it wit no string of love left. Dnt let person deceive u o, PREVENTION BETA PASS CURE... Daz if d cure even dey sef...

Dr oz a muslim? Wow! Dint knw o

Agbaya!

Abdul9025: edey pain because we stay at home for nothing not knowing the fools hav the solution for strike

Swthrt, dey dont teach u aw to spell words in d poly.... Ah go advice u to calm down b4 u take hbp kill ursef unto naija mata

Abdul9025: oh I don correct am..arsehole

Bro, y e con dey pain u na?

Huh?

Abdul9025: Its really make fp..end time tinz..topic are scars this days

Excuse me sah, i'm very sorry to correct u, ah knw u re Abdul9025 but it is not scars. It is SCARCE sah...

onegig: Please consult your sources well. It's permissible if it is established by the medical team that such a kid would live a distressed and highly deformed life to terminate it under islamic jurisdictions. It just applies strict rules of applications. On mobile would have given you citations.

Nd dat gives him d ryt to question Allah?

Blockus: So would it be okay for me to ask God to bless you with this kind of blessing?!

You Christians are horrible individuals. Its like me seeing a poor person and thanking God for not making me poor. So what should that poor person do?! Thank God for not making him crippled or leprous, and a Leprous and crippled person should thank God that though he is the lowest of the lowest echelon of society, atleast he is not dead.


You see how stupid your post sounds?! Thanking God for not having any misfortune in your life is like saying Thank God its happened to someone else and not me.

Rather than thank God for blessing you at the expense of other less fortunate people around you, Pray to God to pay equal attention to everybody.

Blockus blockus blockus....... So u re among dose dat bring abt religious crisis. Ah aint a christain by Allah, i'm a practising muslim nd i'm happy even wen ma lyf isnt a bed of roses ah always hav one reason to thank Allahu subhanahu wata ala

safarigirl: God bless the woman that trained you, but apparently, she failed to do a good job with you

Nah ahn, u dnt get his MA into dis. I'm very sure she did ha best, he is jst d type of kid ah call a goat, neva listening?

As horrible as it looks, nd yes it does look real horrible, it givs d OP jst no ryt watsoeva to question d act of God. Dis is jst an avenue for u to b grateful to God as u've got many wondaful cos to thnk him in ur lyf......

Congrats o, bt dnt tink dah pic is recent....

'39year old nollywood actress, Nkiru Sylvanus brags'
Ah jst loooove d sarcasm in dat!

This is supposed to b a PHOTO diary for crying out loud! I'm seeing less fotos nd more talk.....

Evrytin done in moderation jst looks so classy. See as him body be, YUCK!

Kile leyi?

Afam4eva: Why does it look abnormal in a black chick? There's a difference between moving around unclad and dressing for the occasion. People go to the beach to either swim or play with the water and sand. So, common sense will suggest that since water will be flying around and you'll probably get wet, it is best to wear a bikini. It's in the same vein that you take off your cloth when taking your bath.

and it's in d African culture to take off ur cloth nd bath in public in broad day lyt? D world was much beta in dat 6th century u guys say we re. U cnt possible make ryt wats wrong cos u bliv it's ryt...

Awaiting wen she'll use sanitary pads......

Afam4eva: I guess it's a culture thing. Nigerians are backward. I'm sure when they saw, you they classified you as a **** without knowing that it's normal when you come from. If i were to use my Nigerian otti to judge Mauritian girls then 90% of them are sluts because most of them wear tattoos, nose rings and wear bikini on the streets close to the beach and the ones that want to cover up, wear bump shots or hot pants. When you get close to these people you'll discover that they're just normal and not slutty like their physical appearance may want to depict.

Backwards? Tot it was in d stone age dat we moved around unclad. Jst cos u easily influenced by foreign culture doesnt mean dat we shld accept it. It is normal to c a white chick in a bikini bt a black in it looks sooooooo abnormal!

Dress looks lyk it was cheaply sown

bukatyne: Give respect to mamahood how?

I was not referring to Bey as a mother but as an artist/celebrity. She 'seems' to have it together than Riri

It will good her a lot of good to do so

So u implying dat she copies anoda artist, ryt? Eva heard of plagiarism? Nd wen she starts to look nd sound lyk bey, den dey start a feud btw fans of both stars? Look, evry celeb has deir own signature nd ah bliv riri in pulling off ha own jst fyn!

Omavik: shuuu,,hu is dis pls??

Omo mehn!

'no b sey u tuush, no b sey u posh, bt d.........dey gimme d sugah rush' hehehehehehehe........tommy hurts

bukatyne: This girl should learn comportment from her elder sister Beyonce

Make she learn wetin frm pesin mama wey no giv respect to mamahood? Ah dnt tink beyounce is any beta miss, nd incase u avnt noticed, riri doesnt seem to c beyounce as her 'elder sister'

petitmonde: 2
Pharell Williams.
Everybody knows pharell but what we don't know about him is the secret to his young looks.he is 41 buh looks 22.you only get to know he is baby-faced when you know his age.

Excuse me? Say wah?