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 Celebrities › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria Contestants: Who Is The Prettiest? (pictures) by Ashkormissy(f): 4:34am On Jul 07, 2014 |
Mehn! D only beauty on dat list of babes is d ONDO chick. She's beautiful. Ah no blame dem kano o, wen dem amaria refuse to comot nko? Afi Okwazu naa 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: World Most Beautiful Woman Is Lupita Nyong’o – People’s Magazine by Ashkormissy(f): 4:25am On Jul 07, 2014 |
Hehehehe! Ah cannot laff......... |
| Fashion › Re: 10 Tricks That Make You Instantly More Beautiful In Pictures by Ashkormissy(f): 9:56pm On Jul 06, 2014 |
Businesstools: When will women stop deceiving men?Ermmmm, wen d world ends? |
| Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson 5 Intimate Hot Photos You’ve Never Seen by Ashkormissy(f): 8:37pm On Jul 05, 2014 |
Tot she was pregnant..... |
| Celebrities › Re: Hausa Babes Are Hottest Nigerian Babes? [SEE PHOTOS] by Ashkormissy(f): 7:56pm On Jul 05, 2014 |
Eddy_Numerouno: Calm down...I'm just repeating wht I've been told from girls themselves and I'm not quoting any holy bookTold by gals dat some scholar preached to dem to not shave? Mehn! |
| Celebrities › Re: Hilarious Photo: Comedian Ay Dressed Up Like A Lady by Ashkormissy(f): 5:57am On Jul 05, 2014 |
Nd dis is supposed to b comedy? |
| Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS : Heavily Pregnant Mercy Johnson Shares New Photos Of Herself And Purity by Ashkormissy(f): 5:30am On Jul 05, 2014 |
Ah tink d OP missed d meaning of 'new'....... Incase u dint knw, 'new' in dis context shld signify pics we aint seen b4. Darh! |
| Celebrities › Re: Hausa Babes Are Hottest Nigerian Babes? [SEE PHOTOS] by Ashkormissy(f): 5:06am On Jul 05, 2014 |
experimentist: Before nko? Shey na Igbo girls with yam and hairy legs wan contest? Abi na amala dudu babe wan compete? Aboki is high!C as ah dey look mumu u, dem teh u say na all d hausa gehs b mammy wata abi? U've jst shown dat u dnt travel far nd wide 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Hausa Babes Are Hottest Nigerian Babes? [SEE PHOTOS] by Ashkormissy(f): 5:03am On Jul 05, 2014 |
Eddy_Numerouno: Na only this one waka comeMister, u LIE! Based on islamic preaching, d 'downside' shld be shaved weekly. Nd to remind u, not all northeners re muslims so dnt bring religious matas into personal preferences! |
| Celebrities › Re: Who Rocked The White Underwear Better? ... Iyanya VS Jensen Ackles by Ashkormissy(f): 5:11am On Jul 04, 2014 |
No need for dis na, it's very obvious |
| Celebrities › Re: How to get Stoned On Merryjane by Ashkormissy(f): 5:07am On Jul 04, 2014 |
Ah lyk d fact dat u give ursef hope, it'll take u places. Bt next tym, let dose xtremely prettier dan u gborikori b4 u do..... Tnk U! |
| Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian Struggles To Keep Her Short S*xy Dress Under Control (photos) by Ashkormissy(f): 4:54pm On Jul 02, 2014 |
Le Gull: what is she trying to conceal?Great question 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Latest Photo Is Going To Cause Some Major Trouble And Gossip by Ashkormissy(f): 5:59am On Jul 02, 2014 |
kelechiMarie: is that the pic mmmtchewU wldnt read meanin to it until u open dah link..... |
| Celebrities › Re: Photos: Meet Top Nigerian Celebrities Whose Wives Are Older Than Them by Ashkormissy(f): 5:11am On Jul 02, 2014 |
Tallesty1: Same way Jail is just a room and weed(Igbo) is just grass.I'm feeling u jee... 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Adaeze Yobo Claps Back At Criticism Directed At Hubby Joseph Yobo by Ashkormissy(f): 5:25am On Jul 01, 2014 |
Yh, u cld defend him all u want but yobo was really a mess on da pitch. Ah watched d match, nepa or no nepa! Tnk God ah dey wif ma doctor wen dem play yestaday 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Waje Shares Photos Of Her Amazing Weight Loss by Ashkormissy(f): 5:21am On Jul 01, 2014*. Modified: 5:03am On Jul 02, 2014 |
I'm really sowie, not meaning to b rude, bt pls abeg biko ejoor, whr d weight loss? 1 Like |
| Fashion › Re: Tiwa Savage's Outfit To BET Awards 2014 by Ashkormissy(f): 5:08am On Jun 30, 2014 |
Aso naa niyen abi? 18 Likes |
| Agriculture › Re: Aliko Dangote Endorses D’banj’s “koko Garri” by Ashkormissy(f): 4:52am On Jun 30, 2014 |
irun-obo:Nawa o, u re very weird. Frm d username to d profile pic, o gaa! 1 Like |
| Entertainment › Re: Nairalander Won The Skelewu Dance (video) by Ashkormissy(f): 7:44pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
See kid calling 'kid' kid |
| Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Ashkormissy(f): 9:35pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
IZUKWU: cinemas, have never been inside one.One of us will b d last man standing.... |
| Literature › Re: The Exchange by Ashkormissy(f): 12:10am On Jun 02, 2013 |
Bolushalom: Okies guys!Adupe oo.... Bawo ni exams e? |
| Literature › Re: Diary Of A MAD Woman by Ashkormissy(f): 8:49pm On May 26, 2013 |
Lyk seriously? Wen do we expect d rest? |
| Literature › Re: Story: Taking Chances by Ashkormissy(f): 1:45pm On May 26, 2013 |
O gaa o! Read dat unda .2 secs! |
| Literature › Re: Story: Taking Chances by Ashkormissy(f): 7:50pm On May 25, 2013 |
princesa: i guess you meet the good and the ugly on frontpage..Shey dis one neva pass ugly? Na wowo we go call dis one na! |
| Literature › Re: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by Ashkormissy(f): 9:17pm On May 24, 2013 |
I also endorse 'taking chances for front page'. Its a gud piece of literature....... |
| Education › Re: Education by Ashkormissy(f): 8:04pm On May 21, 2013 |
Pls o, re u a COHSite? Unilorin? |
| Literature › Re: Story: Taking Chances by Ashkormissy(f): 6:34am On May 10, 2013 |
Orishirishi. Princesa, me likey this story. Its good! |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Ashkormissy(f): 7:25am On May 04, 2013 |
Haba Mynd, i want to bliv u no longer go to d sec schl (even sec schl children dey reason dese days). U dnt av to bring personal beef into a public thread, its for our entatainment so u can kindly sort personal sh*t outside dis thread. U re even infringing on Mazi's ryt....its his thread. Lastly, most of his followers re way older dan 18 so d words 'joystick' nd 'spermatozoa' re too childish for us so giv it a break! |
| Literature › Re: As Deep As The Sea - A Fictional Story by Ashkormissy(f): 9:29pm On Apr 30, 2013 |
Lyk seriously? E neva even enta ninety kini kan.... |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Ashkormissy(f): 9:26pm On Apr 30, 2013 |
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]As soon as I figure out how to pronounce that handle of yours  [/quoteGeez, dat cld take eternity man! |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Ashkormissy(f): 7:34pm On Apr 30, 2013 |
Bros, wen u go giv us anada update na? |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Ashkormissy(f): 5:07pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Mazi_Omenuko: I think she was the one that took advantage of me! Poor me, just came to console her and she took advantage of my innocence. I was defenseless as she devoured me in the comfort of her room.Wen ur lips touched it, it seems u let it. If u were really innocent nd unaroused or not avin any noty tots, u wld av instantly withdrawn. Bt as per baddoo levels na, u continue. If i hear say u felt violated ehn..... |
