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More lyk gal allowed herself to be stuffed....

Ah go gboju ni..... Shebi na me fes siddon? Dem wan con confuse pesin

The matter no too hard na.....simply collect d flowers close d door nd ask neva to c him again. Lobatan!

Eeeewo! See fyn boy!

urhoboman:
snoring is a NO NO for me. I guess all big/fat guys/ladies snores.

Dats a totally wrong notion. Snoring doesnt occur wif only fat pple. Infact, not all fat pple snore....

Y is most of ha skin peeled off?

Many BIG women I knw today are trying deir possible best to shed some weight. For over 6mtnhs now, this girl ah knw has cut down ha food portions, gone into exercising nd there is little or no change at all in ha weight.
Then ah start to wonder, wch of dese methods flying evrywhr really helps in shedding dat extra fat nd meat. Aw shud they go abt it so as to leave curves nd edges at d ryt places nd ryt proportins?
For those wu av tried and seemed to av failed, depression has set in as our society at large frowns at heavyweight women. Those wu av tried (natural methods ofcourse) and succeeded, pls share ur struggle nd achievements so as to encourage oda women to take keeping fit and stayin healthy seriously..

tchidi:
There was a point the moon was orange-y like, was that it?

Thah was it, nd it was d sun

tchidi:
Eclipse ke Where e pass?
Sky no even do like say rain wan fall...

it was d eclipse of the moon, not sun

Who else witnessed the lunar eclipse today? In my area in abuja, it just passed. It was soo beautiful...

This is a serious issue and could be a hot debate topic.
A young girl of about 8yrs comes around my household during the long holidays and she stays a whole 4 months. She comes from a small community in onda state *not so learned community*. She lives with her learned parents and goes to one of the best schools there. Unfortunately, her english is so bad it's enough machinery to win world war 3.
Her spoken grammar and vocabulary is worse than that of a 4yr old which has made her stuck in the nursery school for years now. Some of her sentences include: 'she is kitchen'; i'm unirate; i'm looking pencil. Even the english alphabets are a problem for her. She is corrected each time she speaks bad english but she repeats the same mistakes over and over again.
Within the 4mnths she spends around my household, she get a private tutor, correction from every member of the household and special classes but she isnt improving as expected. She forgets easily, and can watch television to the death *she mostly doesn't undastnd what happens on it*.
This problem is only in her academics. She is an average in other aspect of life.
I personally think this could be as a result of environmental influence on this girl. What could be her problem and what other factors could affect the develpoment of a child.....

Afganistan, Dr. Ajao nd Dr. Alabi re no problem for student wu knw wat dey doin. Do d ryt tin nd jst jump and pass. Dr enaibe is playful yes, bt u grab wat he is sayin

Afghanistan: I was also told he knew nothing apart from anastomosis and classification of bones.

C'mon! D guy is a medical doctor, an alumni of ABU.

Afghanistan: They guy is saying the truth or are you among those being disturbed by that guy Dr Alabi?.

He cldnt possibly b saying d truth. Aw many tyms dose d man come to class? Besides, dis man dint lecture u so u shudnt go against him. Ah aint disturbed by anybody. Me type laylow nd graduate

Dahkogrin007: seems u were told to withdraw too...and d HOD wey no sabi English, I guez it Dr Ajao of Anatomy

Hey, u dnt talk abt ma HOD in such manner. U knw, if he hears abt dis u wld not serve cos u jst leaving college!

Hemmysheg: Lettus know the name of the cream you use and if it bleaches or not..
Mine is Caro-White..It does'nt bleach.
Ur's?

It does bleach, cos it contains a percentage of hydroquinone!

Ah HATE pointy shoes!

Dis showkey guy sef, he's been doing some maut opening in recent pics.......*mayb his teeth re damn ugly*

Ewwwwwwwww! Lyk serious, ewwwwwwwww!

Y is almost evrybody saying 'ojojo'? Yam balls re totally diff nd only one pesin cos d recipe nd procedure ryt..... D one whr u pound d yam....

Sallychizzl3: 2015 ma'am, by God's Grace.

What of you?

Same here sah

Sallychizzl3: See as dem dey attack one another.

"In love, peace and harmony..." my Alma mata.

I rep Chem Engr, oke-odo, sanrab, Mark, tipper-garage, Tanke Junction.

Probitas doctrina

wch yr u bin graduate?

Outfit brot out d monkey in ha.......

Sallychizzl3: AW: Inconsistency
AS: A great talker

Tags: Ashkormissy MissGdope Enlightenedsoul

AW: Procastination
AS: lively..
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Cadaver: This is serious. #ButThatsNoneOfMyBusiness

Ofcos e no fit concern u, u don kuku b cadaver. Ah jst wonder aw u take dey nairaland for dere. *act lyk u dnt care, u hear. Anu re o se mi*

O ma se o, nd dis pesin tink say em b gehl.......

NeuroBoss: I dislike ladies in Stilletos!
You were lucky I wasn't in that church of yours. What would I even be doing there?

U must b really short o.....

5minsmadness: Mental patient

Seriously though, I'm a perfectionist. I've had the fear of failing in many things for a long time. Most of my life has been built around logic. One day I failed miserably in a project of mine. Realising I could be like anyone else had a sense of ...liberation...to it. I felt free somehow. So I decided to dedicate at least 5mins of everyday doing something crazy and illogical. Letting my hair down so to speak.

Hence 5minsmadness.

Mehn, u must av been too serious or still take lyf too seriously.....

So dis granny neva wan marry? Btw, wu wan marry dis expired good?

Airforce1: Ok but why is she dark skinned
Can't she bleach?

Last ah checked, u re as dark as nyt nd if u dnt lyk d way she glows in ha black skin u fit jump inside river niger....oloshi!

Eh ehn, u for kuku talk say na olamide kill dagrin. Oniranu!

Ejoor o, aw dis one take hot? Even Mr Latin fyn pass am abi shey na because him fair?