₦airaland Forum

Thank God, tot it was only mine

Gawd!!!! Dis woman is beautiful! Dis is a refreshing change esp in d history of Nigerian First ladies.....

Nd she had to spoil d pic by opening ha less than 32..... Na dis kyn pikin parent dey lyk to priding abt.

U'd jst av to feel his authoritativeness in dat room. Baba carry on!

Ohkay, ah knw someone jst died nd its wrong to laff buh ah jst cant help it. Dey had to even giv d mosquito a nationality. Dey shud better re-investigate d cos of ha death nd stop blaming it on some 'NIGERIAN MOSQUITO'

Ah dunno y d pics dey irritate me... Mayb its cos she chose to become a babymama lasan lasan nd ha pop is happy abt it. Ayam really disappointed thou. Thot she was supposed to b a role model to Nigerian young girls.

Af tiwa born ni? Nd yeah, she rocked it better

Hope u found wat u were looking for

Som1 shud giv birth to a baby dat wld come wif 50litres of fuel.

All dose shouting trek trek, shey una don eva trek make dem admit una for hosp for 2wks? D distance btw d schl park nd d schl gate is a joni on its own not to talk of frm ur hostel to class. Dying tins. Imagine som1 trekking frm tipper garage to education.... Hanging frm d booth was d fastest way to get home. No scarcity gan transport bad for ps.

Dis him headstyle (since dere's no hair) carry weight o!

Ijokoh:
What's this hitch about front page things on nairaland self? Make una get sense o. Most of you your being famous ends here on nairaland. Rabbish.

Warris dis one sayin now?

teiluj:
was about to ask the same question

The mata taya me o

D front page heading given to dis thread is quite disgusting..... 'finally'....really?

Wat exactly was in d flat elastic rubber she was feeding him with?

JEGA01:
You are getting married this year and you are not in a relationship yet..Abeg na emergency wedding u wan do? Abi na "saraa"

No naw.... She'd fix a wedding date nd guests wld come along wif potential husbands.

NO! Daz wah ah call mad pples hairstlye.....nd ah aint mad

donefezy:
when you wanna start the unfinish just holla @ me..am a resident of ilorin and would like to see for myself,cos i dont believe wat i hear

Dnt worry, u go even help me push ma barrow go frnt small.

Ma pics re coming in soon. Ilorin to Abuja.... But na wheelbarrow me go take do ma waka.

dechandel:
Abeg abeg abeg!!
This list no follow joor..

My favourite color is Black and truss me, the description up there doesnt relate with me

Ah thot it was only me. Ma fav color is also black nd d description no near me at all

If she gets pregnant u wont father d child? Whether u lyk it or not, its wat ur seed has sown..... U fathered the child bt u wont daddy the child. Huge difference..

kodyx:
Too much money,just for 10yrs birthday. what will now happen when she clocks 18yrs.

Den dey'd fly to heaven to celebrate.... Bsides, ah dnt c d celebrant in dose pics

Simple..... Ah pity him, sigh nd den pray he gets beta. Amma suppose to feel odawise?

The thing is, wen dey start to brag, jst tune out nd lower ur expectations.........to d least level that is.

We talking 'bout NIgerian guys? Try kissing ur guy wif suya onions residue.... Nd not washing ur hair? Really?
If d burp is adorable, aw abt a loud disorienting fart?

Just 7? For crying out loud ma feelings jst got hurt..... 7 aint enoff!

ijustdey:
after raping her........







the guy fled the country and come to Nigeria.
only God know how many girls this rapist would have raped here in Nigeria if he could escape there....... he would more than escape here too

He doesnt need to escape here. Dem no go even find am.

nsiazu:
But we guys don't flex like girls.

Nd by flex u mean?

nsiazu:
Can you do that for your guy?

Nop. Ah knw wah it is to b fat so i'd rada let u go dan for u to ruin ma figure