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What's the fear of boko haram?

Could it be bokoharamophobia.

What is the first word that comes to your mind when you here the following (One word answer)
e.g Hospital - Sick

God -

Waste -

Gun -

God Bless -

Movies -

Action -

Don't -

Work -

Money -

If it takes a man 13 years to build a bridge across the Pacific Ocean, how long will it take 13 men to construct the same bridge along the same path the following year?

cbrass: Thinking....

A book, a CD and a picture; what can do with these three things combined to make money fast?

Thank you as you think. May God bless you.

How can a firm make money from a magazine that is freely distributed and all the adverts place inside is free for all advertisers?

A book, a CD and a picture; what can you do with these three things combined to make money fast?

What creative thing/pet project have you ever done, any proof?

A certain man dated a lady for about 2 years without sex, even after their traditional marriage the lady did not still allow the man to even touch her. So the wedding day was finally fixed & the day before the wedding, was the bachelors eve so all his friends were with their lady friends & they were having fun, it made the man to start feeling that mood of sexual urge. But his fiancee turned him down again & begged him to wait a little longer so he agreed.

At last the D-DAY finally came & the man was waiting patiently for the wedding to be over. At 6pm the latest couple are at home & are about to relax so the man ask his wife to come into the bathroom with him but she said she was shy & can't bath with him so the man agreed, she went in to take her bath 1st & after her bath she went straight to bed while her husband also went in to bath after her. When he finished bathing he came out naked to meet his wife who was already asleep so he went to the bed & kissed her then she woke up & was panting when she saw her husband, he was already romancing her and she started crying begging him to wait till nightfall but he was too in the mood so he managed to control himself. she asked him to wait let her get some rest that when she wakes up he will do whatever he desires.

@ Around 8pm Armed robbers attacked them, they were about 5 in number and the five of them took turn in raping his wife the 1st guy disvirgined her, her husband could not bear the sight of it, he cried as he watched those heartless men force themselves into his wife. They left her lifeless because she became unconscious. she was rushed to the hospital and when she regained her consciousness her husband sent her packing.

Now the question is: Did the man do the right thing by sending her packing?

If you were the man what will you do? Please answer sincerely

Alampasu's save was absolute top drawer!!


Pls, how can I watch the match live on my laptop?

Pls, how can I watch the match live on my laptop?

**Some Girls Sha!!
I know some ladies will hate me for
dis but hey!
Na joke ooh..
1. You will cheat on your partner,
you will still cheat during exams.. Your name be cheetah??
2. You fix eye lashes like toothbrush,
tattoo your body like vitafoam
design, wear earrings like handcuffs
and you want a God-fearing man..
Sorry, God won't give his saint to Devil's saint, it doesn't work that
way.
3. Some girls will be scratching their
buttocks in public as if it's recharge
card.. Haba!
4. Some girls handbag be looking like ballot boxes.. as if they wanna
go rig election.
5. Guys don't put banana inside
their boxers to deceive you girls, so
why do you put foam bra and foam
bum bum to deceive guyz?? 6. Girls with money tho'.. How can
you be asking me "where is my gift?"
on mother's day?.. you be my
mother?

HEALTH!!!!
HEALTH BENEFITS OF SPERM/SEMEN and IS SWALLOWING SPERM ADVISABLE!!

I used to think that sperm make females fat... I had that mentality, dont blame me...
Told you I grew up in the ghetto...
When a slim girl starts adding weight, I just summarize she has been getting some... #hehehe# not my fault

As days grew by... Was told sperm dont make females fat... A psychotherapist told me that its a thing of the mind... If a girl feels she will start adding weight after sex, it will work for her (I dont know how true it is) f9.confused

Anyways,, back to the topic
health benefits of sperm

1. Natural anti-depressant.
2. Natural anxiety reducer.
3. Improves qualityofsleep.
4. Increases energy.
5. Improves concentration.
6. Improves memory.
7. Improves mental alertness.
8. Assists with pregnancy maintenance.
9. Increases female-initiated sexual behavior.

Ladies, cool right??

I also got to find out sperm constitutes of some nutrients... Yummy!!!
like fructose sugar,
water,
ascorbic acid,
citric acid,
enzymes,
protein,
zinc and more.
Those are nutrients found in human male ejaculate.
Meaning anytime a man ejaculates in you... You have all that nutrient... Hmmm!!!

The part that interest me more...
Swallowing sperm is it advisable!!!!

Possible beneficial effects of consumption of semen
There are mixed reports regarding the effects of swallowing semen. Some studies suggest that absorption of semen via the vaginal mucus membrane lining its inner walls has positive effects like reducing
depressionand also reduces the risk of breast cancer.
Some women are infertile or lose pregnancies due to miscarriages due to their inherent presence of
antibodies that destroy the proteins or antigens present in her sexual partners
semen. Having MouthAction and swallowing the semen of the partner may help make the pregnancy safer and more successful as the woman is swallowing her partner's antigens.

Possible disadvantages of consumption of semen
Semen can contain several viruses that may be transmitted via bodily fluids from an infected man. The most common example of such sexually transmitted infections (STI) are HIV (Human Immunodeficiency
virus) and Hepatitis Band C viruses, herpes,
Chlamydiaetc.
There are some studies that suggest that vaginal absorption of semen can accelerate the development of an already existing
cervical cancer. This occurs due to the prostaglandin present in semen.

Ladies, errrmm be careful how you swallow

Any questions??

LET'S LEARN FROM JAPAN: Read this beautiful Information about Japan 1 - Did you know that Japanese children clean their schools every day for a quarter of an hour with teachers, which led to the emergence of a Japanese generation who is modest and keen on cleanliness. 2 - Did you know that any Japanese citizen who has a dog must carry bag and special bags to pick up dog droppings. Hygiene and their eagerness to address cleanliness is part of Japanese ethics. 3 - Did you know that hygiene worker in Japan is called "health engineer" and can command salary of USD 5000 to 8000 per month, and a cleaner is subjected to written and oral tests!! 4 - Did you know that Japan does not have any natural resources, and they are exposed to hundreds of earthquakes a year but do not prevent her from becoming the second largest economy in the world? - 5 - Did you know that Hiroshima returned to what it was economically vibrant before the fall of the atomic bomb in just ten years? 6 - Did you know that Japan prevents the use of mobile in trains, restaurants and indoor 7 - Did you know that in Japan students from the first to sixth primary year must learn ethics in dealing with people - 8 - Did you know that the Japanese even though one of the richest people in the world but they do not have servants. The parents are responsible for the house and children - 9 - Did you know that there is no examination from the first to the third primary level; because the goal of education is to instill concepts and character building, not just examination and indoctrination. - 10 - Did you know that if you go to a buffet restaurant in Japan you will notice people only eat as much as they need without any waste. No wasteful food. 11 - Did you know that the rate of delayed trains in Japan is about 7 seconds per year, They appreciate the value of time, very punctual to minutes and seconds 12 -. Did you know that children in schools brush their teeth (sterile) and clean their teeth after a meal at school; They maintain their health from an early age - 13 - Did you know that students take half an hour to finish their meals to ensure right digestion When asked about this concern, they said: These students are the future of Japan Let's ignite the Spark at Everyspark.

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Hello i have detailed feasibilty report on fruit juice / drink production and pure water production which has a payback period (rp) of 2.3 & 1.5 years respectively. for more info you can contact me on: 08095300471. e-mail:Ashola96@yahoo.com

Imagine d kind of slap wey i go receive....lolx

Why would Davido name his album OBO? Take for instance, i wanna buy the CD from a yoruba woman.
Aunty, e jo se eni OBO? e lo ni OBO yin?....lolx! Which means, anty, do u have p*ssy? How much is your p*ssy? Why would Davido name his album OBO? Take for instance, i wanna buy the CD from a yoruba woman.
Aunty, e jo se eni OBO? e lo ni OBO yin?....lolx! Which means, anty, do u have p*ssy? How much is your p*ssy?

if you have never dumped a girl b4, then ur a zombie
if a girl has never dumped you then you are a paymaster
if all women like you then you need deliverance
if so many men like a particular girl she shuld be question
if u always miss a girl then check urself
if you love ur girl 100% check if ur a man
if you love your GF more than ur mum then ur end maybe near
if you have just one babe, hmmmmmmmmm then you hate 2face idibia
if you admire other chikala while wit ur babe ur a sharp guy
if you have many babes and dey all havnt meet in ur home ur a role model
xmas is aproachn, drop xx babes and stay wit 1 then u live longa
if ur a marid man n stil eats otsid, 21 gun salut for u (my hand no deyoo)
if ur babe no fine and u dey managem u be okoko
if she be borhol hmmmmmm big trouble in creative mind (pity me)
anyday u stop misin ur babe find a new one
if u ar 2 faithful hmmmmmm try experimentin
if u cant exceed 1 rund, dats b/c uv stayed too long wit ha (1 soup dey tire pason)
if she dosnt answa ha call at nite, pay ha a surprise visit
if u receive a call from her too early or too late pay her a visit n stay longa,
if she takes a drop to ur home tellin u shes too weak smell ha undis
if shes wearing undies pant n bra 2match colours n tired shes don dat
an ugly woman will alwys luv u,
ask ha if i ugly lik u n u fine lik me-
u go still luv me as u luv me now (pigin eng.)
are you a woman or a girl nt by age by character
wow its been a beautiful day in here
please ladies dnt hate me just romance the like button n guys c d like button as ur babe and hit it, cheers

Hahaahah, One man was making luv to a
village girl. At d heat of d action
she looked at d man & asked;
Are u wearing a condom?
D man replied No,Why do u ask?
She said I hope u don't av HIV o.
D man said no.
She then said innocently, one man
gave it to me some time ago. I
don't want to catch it again. U
know once bitten twice shy.
D man fainted:»

The whole PMS thing. don understnd
So amazing!

Nigerians dont value their own thing, we can make ICAN to be better.
Its gud to combine d two together, start from ICAN then proceed to ACCA.

Hi every1, I need your cum advice. I have ND in bus admin., currently working in one of the respectable audit firm., I'm a guy who loves calculations so well, hence my desire for accounting profession. I was about registering for my HND progrm when a friend told me about ACCA in conjunction with oxford brookes university offer Bsc in applied accounting as well as acca membership.
So my fellow nairalanders, i want you to advice on which to enroll as far as time, money and educational value is concerned.

Hi every1, I need ur cum advice. I have ND in bus admin., currently working in one of the respectable audit firm., I'm a guy who loves calculations so well, hence my desire for accounting profession. I was about registering for my HND progrm when a friend told me about ACCA in conjunction with oxford brookes university offer Bsc in applied accounting as well as acca membership.
So my fellow nairalanders, i want you to advice on which to enroll as far as time, money and educational value is concerned.

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