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Crime / Re: Bengaluru: Nigerian Drug Peddler Arrested, Cocaine Worth 13 Lakhs Seized by Asimiju: 5:08pm On Aug 23, 2016
Not again igbo

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Romance / Re: Woman Turns Snake During Sex With Lover In Eket Hotel, Akwa Ibom by Asimiju: 4:16am On Jul 16, 2016
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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 6:49pm On Jul 14, 2016
SIRcumalot:
@Asimiju
Jamie lannister
a one hand farmer?
now that is a cruel joke. cheesy

Turmund will probably become their house help.

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 2:18pm On Jul 14, 2016
Check out This guy Game of Throne Happy Ending Theories.

Yesterday is commented a few ideas about how Game of Thrones could have a righteous end; I decided to expand oit a little bit covering up more characters. Most of it is really unlikely to happen but who knows... Note: I'm going to follow the tv show perspective for this one.

The Fate of The Seven Kingdoms After finding out the he was the true heir, Jon decides to abolish the monarchy instead of taking the throne. The "small" council (That's now formed by a lot more of persons, including lowborms) will now rule Westeros through more democratic ways. The council will include Davos Seaworth and is going to lead by Daenerys Targeryen, not a queen but as an elected leader.

The Iron Throne's Fate During the Last Battle of series, Littlefinger decides to sit on the Throne after putting Daenerys against Jon, believing that this would cause the demise of both of them. Among some casualities, they see through Littlefinger's scheme and one of the dragons(It should be Viserion, as a callback to Viserys' death) and burn him alive along with the Iron Throne.

Tyrion's Fate Having won many battles in his life, Tyrion decides to not be a a part of the "Large Council", instead he travels through Westeros to find the love of his life, Tysha. In his company, there is his good friend, Bronn. Jaime said he would give the lordship in Casterly Rock for him as token of brotherhood.

Jaime's Fate Even though he's considered a hero by some for putting an end to the Mad Queen's reign, he still has a dark reputation among Westeros. He retires to live as a farmer in Tarth along with Brienne; They have a child named Catelyn Lannister.

Bran and Arya's fate Now that's a tricky one, it's hard to imagine what will happen with Bran in the end and i don't see him as the Lord of Winterfell. The same goes to Arya considering her connection withe the Faceless Men. Let's keep it a mystery for now.

Jon's Fate Jon not only decided to abdicate the title of King of Westeros but also the tilte of King in the North. He lives with the Free Folk now. After the Wall was destroyed and the White Walker were extinct, Jon decided to colonize the lands further in the North, that have become more sunny after the spring. He comes to visit his family in Winterfell from time to time. Some say he married a redhead wildling.

Sansa's Fate Sansa is now the Lady of Winterfell, for the surprise of many she decided to marry a lowborn. They have a child who is known as Ed Stark (Full name: Eddard Stark)

Stark and Lannister's Legacy The decades long feud between House Lannister and Stark is put to an end when Cate Lannister gets bethored to Ed Stark. The two met when they were both 15 and fell in love with each other.

House Baratheon and Bastards' Fate After the death of all the trueborn Baratheons, Davos, aware of the exstence of Gendry, helps him to claim Storm's End by legitimizing him and also allowing all the bastards to use their parents' name. Jon decides to keep Snow, because he's not ashmed of his name.

Daenerys' Fate Having almost causing the living to lose the War against the dead because of her fear of Jon Snow taking the Throne, Dany decides to redeem herself and her family's name by being a fair leader.

That's all i can think of.
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 12:14pm On Jul 14, 2016
Who is really the Prince that was promise?

Ok, so we all know that Stannis Baratheon was said to be the Prince That Was Promised, but since he died, it's obvious that he can't him or can he? The Prince That "Was" Promised has the specific word, "was." Implying past tense. Stannis Baratheon fullfills this role as he died, he WAS the PTWP. However, think about about his two particular companions: Sir Davos and Melisandre. These two are particularly important because they represent the modern day angel and devil that stand on people's shoulders when they make a decision. (there's even an scene which shows Sir Davos to the left of Stannis and Melisandre to the right while Stannis stares straight ahead contemplating both of their "advice. Unfortunately, for Stannis, he chooses the "devil" or in this case Melisandre who appeals to his greed for power. He choose her over and over again through countless of decisions that he regrets such as Shireens trial. When he dies, he accepts that he deserves the death, and dies hoping he can see his daughter and wife again. After his death, he truly is the Prince that "Was" Promised. That then begs the question: Who is the Prince That "IS" Promised? Simple, who else but Jon Snow? And just like Stannis he has the two advisors, Sir Davos and Melisandre(the classic angel/devil situation). But unlike Stannis, he doesn't listen to the devil. He knows whats the right thing to do is and he listens to the angel: Sir Davos. So much so, that he even sends the devil away by telling her that if she were to ever set foot in the north again, he would execute her. My friends, Jon Snow, is the Prince That Is Promised, and he will claim what is his natural right as the Targaryen heir and win the Game of Thrones.

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 11:32am On Jul 13, 2016
Varys is a merman

Certainly one of the strangest Game of Thrones theories doing the rounds is that Varys is a merman. Such creatures do exist in the Song of Ice and Fire universe and are known as "merlings". In the books, Varys's smile is described as peculiar and "slimey", and when Tyrion threatens to throw Varys in the sea, he replies: "You might be disappointed in the result." Some
viewers were also surprised at the speed with which Varys travelled the long distance from Meereen to Dorne in season six. Might he have swam with the help of a hidden fishtail?

A key part of the theory is that he is helping Dany so her dragons will fight the White Walkers with fire in the north, melting the ice so that the merlings can flourish – with only Littlefinger and the Eyrie left above water. "That's right," says Dan Casey, senior editor at Nerdist. "The entire saga of Game of Thrones could be an elaborate 'mer-scheme' to expand their territory."

Fake Arya goes to Westeros

The end of season six's episode eight saw Arya Stark announce that her time in Braavos with The Faceless Men was over after she defeated the pesky Waif. She says she wants to return to Westeros to rejoin her family - but what if the girl we saw was not really Arya but the Waif in disguise? Fans point out that we never
see her actually kill the Waif, nor the Waif properly dead and burned, which in Game of Thrones could mean their character will
be resurrected. In an alternative fan theory, Arya and the Waif will be revealed as the same person, in a Fight Club-like twist.

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 9:48pm On Jun 30, 2016
gj22:


All your points are made totally out of context.

How do you want the Wildlings to fight for him when they don't know him? He was a crow and they literally have just met him for the first time. How are they supposed to know What type of commander he is?

The other lords didn't want to fight for him because the feared the Bolton and also knew that he had an army made up of Wildlings whom they hate. They didn't know what type of commander he was.

Wait, nobody trusts in Jon snow as a leader yet he was elected lord commander of the nights watch? Now, i know you are just arguing for arguments sake

I think the dude should rewatch hard home so that he can see how many years it took mence to bring all the wildings together.

They where not called freefolks for nothing.

Most of them can't even follow tormund and you expect them to follow an enemy they just meet.

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 10:33pm On Jun 29, 2016
siempere:

1. He was lord commander of the nights watch which is not a small honor..Lord mormont had d same and he was a known man...He has Stark blood as d good lady Mormont later pointed out. He is a highly skilled swordfighter as Ramsey himself attested to it, from the words of both his friends and enemies, and he might not be such a good tactician his emotions failed him at d battle of the bastards and datz just it.

2.They all swore alliegance to house stark and still refused d call, she didnt honor makes them lesser men, before her till they redeem themselves, sense also cos her specific words to them about what d boltons did to them still they didnt rise up above them is enough to make dem meek.

3.Jon said it all and i quote " Freefolk, the Northerners and the knights of the vale fought bravely, fought together and we won...my father used to say we find our true friends at the battle field" what more do u want songs will be sung of that battle in years to come everybody knows they swung the winning sword.....the rest of the northerners dont need that knowledge rubbed on their faces.....

One bottle of multi for you.

At the red wedding when the stack and their loyal men where slaughtered by (I have forgotten their names maybe I go rewatch the movie later) tywin lannister came to kingslanding shouting we won the battle as if he was at the red wedding. So you expect Jon to be shouting the knight of the val won when he was the one leading the battle or you think the knight of the val would have defeated Ramsey Bolton alone if not for Jon and his men who attack first living Ramsey with little men.

Lets say for example you got a contract and you paid 5 helpers for the job , when the job is done all credit will goes to the contractor not the helpers because if it wasn't for him the helpers won't be working in the site.

Jon may not be a good tactics but he is good at leading if na lie ask tormund.

You said Jon killed many of his men in the battle, didn't Ramsey kill more of his men than Jon. Even if Ramsey wins he Will not be able to defend winterfell from other enemies because he has little men, that why the knight of the val can easily defeat Ramsey.

Abeg I don tire to write.

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 1:10pm On Jun 27, 2016
Beyond the Wall, Bran Stark (Isaac Hempstead-Wright) learns that Jon is the son of Lyanna Stark.

Before the dragon came we use to rule ourselves. I will only bow down to the king of the north.

Hail to Jon lyanna stack
Hail to the king of the north
Hail to the hair to the Iron throne.

Chaii I miss my #GOT peeps on nairaland.

Make I go kill my fowl to celebrate this last episode.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian-born Doctor Labeled A Fraud In The UK Is Told To Repay £75,000 Or Face by Asimiju: 9:07am On Jun 17, 2016
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All check and confirmed!!!
Crime / Re: Nigerian Drug Trafficker Sentenced To 25 Years In Jail With His Vietnamese Wife by Asimiju: 8:45am On Jun 17, 2016
Igbo and drugs outside the country be like

Crime / Re: Nigerian Drug Trafficker Sentenced To 25 Years In Jail With His Vietnamese Wife by Asimiju: 8:41am On Jun 17, 2016
Igbo are disgracing this country.



Chukwu obibo our dilector will bless you

Crime / Police Arrest Two For Having Sex Publicly In Abuja by Asimiju: 10:14pm On Jun 15, 2016
The accused, Vincent Chikwukume and Nnandi Ujunwa before an Abuja Grade 1 Area Court for allegedly having sexual intercourse in a public place.

According to the prosecutor, A.Z. Dalhatu, policemen on routine surveillance of Abuja at Aminu Kano Crescent, Wuse II at 12:45am on Tuesday, June 14, caught the accused persons having sex inside a car parked by the roadside.

Dalhatu added that when the police subjected the accused persons to interrogations, the defendants came out of the car and assaulted one Sergeant Okpe John attached to the police patrol team.

Daily Post freports that the duo who were arraigned under Sections 79 and 267 of the Penal Code, pleaded not guilty.

The presiding judge, Abubakar Sadiq, granted the accused bail in the sum of N30, 000 each with two sureties who must be on Grade Level 10 in the Federal Civil Service.

The presiding judge adjourned the case to July 13 for mention, but that was after refusing a court application by the defence counsel, Nnameka Ezeani, for the release of the car in which the act was allegedly committed.

Sadiq said the issue of the car was not mentioned in the first information report presented to the court, therefore, lacked the capacity to order for its release.

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Phones / Re: Facebook Blocked Me For Saying This:: by Asimiju: 8:27am On Jun 15, 2016
Kondomatic:
Gay is a crime in Nigeria so Nigerians are right to hate gays.

Is it Nigeria that owns Facebook?
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Paul Okoye's Munosings And Lucy by Asimiju: 3:30pm On Jun 12, 2016
I think all this celebrity are money by snapping pic if not all this ones should have drop a track by now.

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Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie With Wike & His Wife At AMAA 2016 In Rivers State by Asimiju: 3:25pm On Jun 12, 2016
I Miss those days of occultic movie. Respect boss

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Discovers Drugs In Vegetables, Shoes (pictures) by Asimiju: 12:19pm On Jun 10, 2016
Igbo again

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 11:41pm On Jun 06, 2016
oyetpel:

Same can be said about the hound, since season 3 did the septon just saved him in season 6? No. So Thoros of Myr might have brought back LSH but wasn't shown on screen.

Then stnnis is alive also.
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 11:24pm On Jun 06, 2016
oyetpel:

Anything can happen in the show, but most things that happen were established if one read in between the lines. Remember Thoro of Myr? when Melisandre went to meet with the BWB and getting to know that Lord of light priests and priestesses can bring one back from the dead. They established it. Even if they will bring in Lady Stoneheart (undead Catelyn, it is bbeing established, everybody is mentioning her in their talks. FM glsmour wasn't established but i will wait for the next episode.

It's been long since lady stoneheart died, I don't think that will be possible.
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 10:50pm On Jun 06, 2016
oyetpel:

Jaqen is taller than Arya. I thought the Faceless men only shape shift, or do they body shift too?

In this drama anything can happen.
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 6:00am On Jun 06, 2016
rose54321:
Oh no Arya embarassed

Watin do Arya, abi she done die too?
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 7:26pm On Jun 05, 2016
blackjack21:


Not Valerian steel!

Ok I know
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 7:10pm On Jun 05, 2016
You can see the Wights hurling themselves over a cliffside in season five.

Wights are humans or animals killed by others or the white walkers who re-animate as undead.

Wights are not vulnerable to Valeria steel as the others are.

TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 6:51pm On Jun 05, 2016
This is their leader the "Night king" with Bran Stack.

In the season six, 6th episode "the door". Bran stack experience a vision of the creation of the Night king by the Children of the forest who was at war with the first men.

TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 6:24pm On Jun 05, 2016
White Walker with an ice sword,

They are vulnerable to weapons made with dragon glass (obsidian). We saw samwill tally killed one with it.

Their ice sword is capable of scattering steel.

TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 6:00pm On Jun 05, 2016
baebae:


do you mean 17gb or 17 mb

A man said said 17gb
A man never said 17mb
A man can get all the seasons for 1000 naira
A man feel hopeless because A man thought he can get it less
A man bought the 17gb from Airtel
A man download the drama
A man press play
A man saw video corrupt
A man fainted

That's the end of a man

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 7:35am On Jun 05, 2016
In this manipulated image published by the White House, U.S. President Barack Obama, a fan of the series, sits on the Iron Throne in the Oval Office with the King's crown in his lap.

TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Asimiju: 6:58am On Jun 05, 2016
Everything in this drama is about Jon snow.

I just pity Deny that is gathering armies that will be lead by Jon snow.

According to David Benioff and D. B. Weiss, the two came up with the idea of adapting George R. R. Martin's novels to the screen in 2006, after Benioff began reading the first novel, A Game of Thrones. He called Weiss to share his excitement, and Weiss finished the thousand-page novel in "maybe 36 hours".[21] They successfully pitched the series to HBO, and convinced Martin – a veteran screenwriter himself – in the course of a five-hour meeting in a restaurant on Santa Monica Boulevard to agree to the idea. Benioff recalled they won Martin over with their answer to his question, "Who is Jon Snow's mother?"[21]

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Reacts To President Buhari's Twit About The Murdered Woman In Kano by Asimiju: 10:46pm On Jun 04, 2016
I hear say person die.

Abeg who die?
Music/Radio / Re: #SouthAfricanMusicAwards: Man In Cloth Made Of Currency Notes by Asimiju: 10:40pm On Jun 04, 2016
I think that is biafra currency.

The Guy even get half pass eye ( gbejero eye)

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Music/Radio / Re: Ladies Flaunt Cleavages At South-African Music Awards by Asimiju: 10:34pm On Jun 04, 2016
Is that breast or baby food?

The first girl looks like someone's spiritual wife.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri With Air Hostesses At Sofitel Heathrow by Asimiju: 6:21pm On Jun 04, 2016
That one at the right is my baby mama

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