₦airaland Forum

Royal Roy: And must you make a comment?

na mind him.... Na fresher!

Mynd_44: How does this concern anyone?

wat is ur prob? Na by for u make comment... SMH

berem: lol! If you try widening your legs,you better be ready for a fight!

me no sabi fyt ooo... I 'l only apologize to d person afterall, he/she understands! Lolz

berem: if the answer you gave was what you were told,I don't think the interviewer has entered a molue before! Maybe he is just talking from imagination.there is no space to widen your legs in a molue.that's the fact!

if u say so.... Bt u can still manage to widen ur legs no matter how choked d crowd is...

berem: I don't agree with you. if you have entered a molue before you should know that there is no space to widen your legs cos people are clustered.supposing I wear a very tight skirt how on earth am I gonna widen my legs to be balanced? Finally,you should know that in every molue bus there is an iron above your head where you can hold so that you won't fall.

dis is an exam qustn dat i witnessed...

U putting on tight skirt is nt d issue! Wat if dia z no roof iron to hold and even if u hold iron n ur legs are closed up, u will stil b swingin here n there along wit d bus unless u manage to widen ur legs....

Note: do not tell dem dt u will hold iron ooo coz dt wat exactly i told 'em b4 d man finally reveal d ans to us..!

berem: so tell us the answer!

IF YOU DON'T WANT FALL, WAt U WIL DO IS.....

U hav to widen ur legs so as to balance ur "base of support" (Ur base of support is @ d centre of ur gravity. i.e....inbetween ur thigh) n if d bus cont' swinging, u can still stand firm instead of closing up ur legs!

almaliki: Hey guys I was asked dis question during halliburton interview a while ago......twelve delegates were invited for a meeting and the twelve of them shook hands with each other....now the question is how many handshakes were exchanged in the meeting?

This is permutation. The answer is 12! i.e 12 factorial (12 x 11 x 10 x 9 x 8 x 7 x 6 x 5 x 4 x 3 x 2 x 1)

Todaynatoday: u tell the bus driver to slow down and drive carefully

u r late for work already...

jidesamuel: drop at d next busstop and take a bike to ur destination

rememba! U hav to consider wat u hav in ur pocket... We r nt all born wit silver spoon in our mouth!

meritdee: You hold on to something or Sit ur 'yarnsh' down

rememba! D seats ar already occupied n u r nt d only person standing! Wat if u r puttin on suite n u r goin to work, wil u sit down on d so called dirty floor?

Weirdone: simply collect the molue and drive to your nex bus stop

bros no b so ooo... Wat if u didnt know how to drive. aside frm dt, u tink dis agbero ppl go giv u dia molue key! Abegi...

Q1, In a situation whereby u stand in a molue,d bus is swinging here n there due to pot holes on d road... IF U DON'T WANT TO FALL, wat wud you do?

yoged: . Its not about discouraging the aspirant. Unilorin is annoying at times. I graduated last year.chm dept. You'r calling urself ex remites? Smh. You better be praying,a lot of people that passed rems,did and passed utme,post jamb were not taken last 2yrs and last year. Only God knows wtf is wrong with the sch.... Mennn, really missed tanke,oke-odo, broad way....

Tor..... A n gba oromodie won lowo iku, won ni won o je ki awon lo akitan lo jeun!

Wendie94: U said d closing date is 9th of Oct but when i tried it, they said my registration was late.

may b it was due to server error coz there will b many ppl registering on d site @ dt particular point in tym.
Jez keep on trying!

As part of its support to educational
development and human
capacity building, Mobil Producing
Nigeria (MPN), operator of Nigerian
National Petroleum Corporation/MPN
Joint Venture awards annual scholarships
to qualified students in Nigerian
Universities. Applications for NNPC/MPN
Undergraduate National Scholarship
Awards
are based on the following criteria:
GEOGRAPHICAL COVERAGE
Awards will be made to qualified and
suitable students who are
currently admitted in Nigerian
Universities irrespective of state of origin
including the Federal Capital Territory
(FCT).
DISCIPLINES
Applications in the following list of
approved disciplines are considered:
1. Petroleum Engineering
2. Chemical Engineering
3. Mechanical Engineering
4. Electrical/Electronics Engineering
5. Civil Engineering
6. Geology/Geophysics
7. Medicine (MBBS Only)
8. Agricultural Science (And related fields)
9. Computer Science
ELIGIBILITY
lCandidates must be holders of the SSCE
or its equivalent with at least six subjects
passed at a sitting (including English and
Mathematics) or 2nd year of study in any
Nigerian University
Students who are currently on similar
scholarship awards from other oil and
gas companies should not apply
Dependants of employees of Mobil
Producing Nigeria, Mobil Oil Nigeria plc
and Esso Exploration and Production
Nigeria Limited are not eligible for this
scholarship
METHOD OF APPLICATION
Closing date for receipt of applications is
Tuesday, October 9, 2012.
Shortlisted candidates will be required to
come with the original and a photocopy
of the following documents for screening
prior to taking the qualifying test:
Current University Identity Card
Evidence of admission into a Nigerian
University
Evidence of current year of study
Evidence of SSCE result or its equivalent
2 Current Passport Photographs
Evidence of State of Origin obtained from
the appropriate Local Government Area
and duly signed by the Chairman or
Secretary
Names of short-listed candidates for the
qualifying test will be published on this
website and in National Dailies.
These Applicants must be registered full-
time undergraduates in their 1st
If you are qualified and interested, please
visit our website at;

http://www.mpn-essoscholarships.com/
index.html

Candidates will also be contacted with
details of the qualifying test via SMS text
and email.

lefulefu: hmmm dis woman don dey eye dat rich medical doctor wey be their next door neighbour

LMAO...

A 28-year-old youth corps member on
Tuesday asked for the dissolution of her
one-year-old marriage, citing incompatibility
with her estranged husband.
The petitioner, Ngozi Ekeh, told an Ojo
Customary Court in Lagos that she was
always having frequent disagreements with
Onyekachi Ekeh since they got married
about one year ago, the News Agency of
Nigeria reports.
The petitioner told the court that she started
cohabiting with Ekeh during her service
year, until he paid her bride price.
“Since I got married to my husband, we
have never agreed on an issue as a couple, it
has always been quarrels and fights.
“In a nutshell, I think we are not compatible
at all,” she said.
She told the court that she was separated
from her husband in 2011, adding that she
had since lived with her parents.
Ngozi, therefore, sought for the dissolution
of the union, stressing that nothing could
make her return to the marriage.
The respondent was absent from court.
The Acting Court President, Mr. S.B Giwa,
ordered that a hearing notice be issued to
the respondent to appear in court on the
next adjourned date of October 16.

Source:
http:// www.punchng.com/
news/ coprs-member-see ks-dissolution- of-
one-year-old -marrriage/

Ogun State
government has
ordered Fulani
herdsmen to stop
their migration to
the state as it
aims to end
clashes between farmers and the
cattle-rearers.

The Commissioner for Agriculture, Mr.
Ayo Olubori, at a meeting of the
stakeholders in Abeokuta on
Wednesday, said the directive was to
enable the state to address the factors
responsible for the recurring clashes
between farmers and herdsmen and
also to set a minimum requirement for
the nomads.
“Fulani herdsmen who are bringing
their cattle into the state for grazing
should suspend their coming until
proper arrangements have been made
to ensure that the crises that usually
occur between them and farmers do not
happen again” he commissioner
declared.
He noted that “government is working
to ensure that farmers and herdsmen
can cohabit peacefully without a
breakdown of law and order and we
will not tolerate a recurrence of what
was witnessed last year.”
Prominent among those who attended
the meeting were the representatives of
the Ministry, security agents, the
concerned council bosses, Seriki fulanis
of the affected areas and Chairman of
the All Farmers Association of Nigeria,
Ogun State chapter, Mr. Segun Dasaolu.
A number of lives were lost in a recent
tribal clash between some Hausa and
Yoruba in Ibese, Yewa North Local
Government of the state which claimed
the lives of three persons and left no
fewer than 30 vehicles burnt.

Source:
www.channeltv.com
Posted by Channels Television on
September 20, 2012.

Source:
www.informationigeria.org/

Less than two weeks ago news hit the
media about how the lower House in
Senegal approved a law which seeks to
scrap the Senate of that country. Then,
questions were raised whether that
kind of an issue could possibly be
considered by Nigerian lawmakers, and
if it was, if they could ever bring it to
reality. Well, it seems something like that
might just be considered – even if it is
just to get our senators on their toes.
The idea, interestingly, is coming from
former Lagos State Governor, Asiwaju
Ahmed Tinubu, himself a former senator
whose wife is also a serving senator!
Tinubu is now advocating for only one
National Assembly, saying having two
Assemblies is consuming the funds of
the country.
Tinubu particularly called for the
cancellation of the Senate, stressing that
they are only performing similar
functions which the House of
Representatives would have done
successfully. He was speaking at the
2012 annual conference and awards
ceremony of Leadership Newspapers
Group in Abuja.
According to him, “we have kept
complaining about the cost of
governance and the recurrent
expenditure…but we have never
examined the structural problems of
even the constitution that we are
operating… Why do we need two
houses of National Assembly when
House of Representatives represent
smaller constituencies enough in the
same number of population? Why not
get rid of the Senate? To equip better
and effective legislative activities, let us
start examining that.”

ednut1: did i mention ur name oga, wen u graaduate in 3 yrs 8 months, u no want odas to enjoy too, make dem go lautect oau and co make ASUU finish der life, lmao

no p....

I can rememba vividly..In 2007, abt 97,000 candidate chooses unilorin and only 6,000plus were given admisn. Durin my own tym, 44,800plus applied to b one of d great unilorite and only 5500plus were give admisn respectively. Dat is how d sch hav bin operating ryt frm d onset... The questn is.. Must everybody goes to UNILORIN? Why cant dey try anoda sch? and if everybody now rely on unilorin in pursuance of dia academic excellence, uno d rate of population dat will be seeking admisn annually, thereby making sum of dem to feel inferior n also develop hatred toward unilorin dt d sch is too strict in-terms of admisn which is not so!
The fact dt the sch calendar is stable, dos dt min dia z no oda institution dt has stable calendar?

To all prospective candidate seeking admisn into our BETTER BY FAR university.... I wish u goodluck!

ednut1: nawa for some pple, i knw lots of pple dat did rems and got admin, imaagine unilorin graduated discouraging pple, because una dey get carry ova u generalise, i will tell u i finished wit 2.1, wit 44 oda pple and 5 first class in accountin, u can check d grad list. If u wanna go public skul nd its nt unilorin u dey miss, in dis skul only d best survive , dullard its nt for u, as for d 85k dey are wastin, is it ur money, one way no lead to market, and as for carry over nt everyone gets dem ok

if u dont know what to say, u beta shup up ya mouth... Am i d one dt coment abt C/O's..?
Mind u, i graduated wit 2.1 also from d mother of all faculties..!
All am trying to say is dt,

UNILORIN... The survival of the fittest!

Neyoor: eeya sowi..i have frnds nd relatives in higher level in this same noble institution...they r excelling in dia pursuit coz dey r nt as dull as u do...i wish u well bt u can boycott it if tired.. Gr8 unilorites.....dnt wori i will soon invite excelling unilorites to dis threadeeya sowi..i have frnds nd relatives in higher level in this same noble institution...they r excelling in dia pursuit coz dey r nt as dull as u do...i wish u well bt u can boycott it if tired.. Gr8 unilorites.....dnt wori i will soon invite excelling unilorites to dis thread

u r welcum on board....
Dis is our alma matter...

In love peace and harmony,
we shall build the tower,
Unilorin..hear the clarion call,
in unity we grow...
Committed to the seat of learning,
Our hearts of vanities,
Standing firm in wisdom,
In knowledge and in truth,
We honour ur virtues,
Unilorin you stand in strength and pride,
Learning,winning,building,praying,
Showing the way for all who yearn,
Making a future for the ones who follow,
Rising high we must never turn,
Ilorin, Unilorin, your touch has guided us,
Upwards and Inwards,
Ilorin, Unilorin our Alma Mater,
We sing!

Neyoor: ........... If u fail to make it does dat mean oda people can't make it or u want to tell me dat all unilorites r avin carryover.....y r we avin people with bad orientation on dis thread

@Dre4care......
Nice talk jare... No mind neeyor, na jambite/jambito blood dey him body. By d tym u r tru wit CBT's in first semester, u will realize d importance of wat Drey is trying to pass across to d house....

Guys THINK BIG & THINK TWICE b4 u purchase d form...

Source; www.juicyjanezone.com/13-years-old-boy-charged-with-murdering-his-two-year-old-brother

The story about the (now) 13 year old boy
charged with murdering his two year old
brother has been bothering me since I read
it.
Huffington Post: A decade before he was
charged with murder, a 2-year-old Cristian
Fernandez was found naked and dirty,
wandering a South Florida street.

The
grandmother taking care of him had holed
up with cocaine in a messy motel room,
while his 14-year-old mother was nowhere
to be found.
His life had been punctuated with violence
since he was conceived, an act that resulted
in a sexual assault conviction against his
father. Fernandez’ life got worse from there:

He was sexually assaulted by a cousin and
beaten by his stepfather, who committed
suicide before police investigating the
beating arrived.
Now 13, Fernandez is accused of two
heinous crimes himself: first-degree murder
in the 2011 beating death of his 2-year-old
half-brother and the sexual abuse of his 5-
year-old half-brother.
Fernandez was born in Miami in 1999 to
Biannela Susana, who was 12. The 25-year-
old father received 10 years’ probation for
sexually assaulting her.

Two years later, both mother and son went
to foster care after authorities in South
Florida found the toddler, filthy and naked,
walking in the street at 4 a.m. near the motel
where his grandmother did drugs.

In 2007, when Fernandez was 8, the
Department of Children and Families
investigated a report that he was sexually
molested by an older cousin. Officials said
other troubling incidents were reported,
including claims that he killed a kitten,
simulated sex with classmates and
masturbated at school.
In October 2010, Fernandez and his mother
were living in Hialeah, a Miami suburb, with
his mother’s new husband. Fernandez
suffered an eye injury so bad that school
officials sent him to the hospital where he
was examined for retinal damage.
Fernandez told officers that his stepfather
had punched him. When officers went to the
family’s apartment, they found the
stepfather dead from a self-inflicted gunshot
wound.
It’s beyond horrific and disturbing that so
young a young child can have experienced
such trauma in his short life and be forced
to do the un-thinkable like Alicia keys would
sing!

Neyoor: hmmmn ...i'm already an ex remites resumin to 100l soon.. Y didn't u also try anoda schl durin ur own time.... Dnt discourage aspirants pls.

a word is enof for a wise...

Guy... All dis stuffs didnt applicable to my sch jor... I attend PRIVATE-FEDERAL university... The university dt is BETTER BY FAR!

Is it a must for to go to Unilorin....
Why can't u try anoda sch instead of wasting ur parent's money...
U applied last yr, dem didnt pick u and wat gave u d assurance dt if u apply dis yr u wil b among dos dt will b selected...
Guyz in d house, u beta try anoda sch instead of wastin ur tym n resources coz tym wait for no man...
I graduated frm Unilorin sum couple of months ago n am talking frm experience..... Be wise!

Got mine too..... @poster, did dey sent you any e-mail msg? coz i no c any msg for my box ooooo!