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sane93:
Make I kukuma finally introduce myself.
Ahmadu Bello University Zaria
Chemical engineering
Taraba Delta Plateau Lagos
In 34hours time I'll let you know which state was lucky to grab me

Welcome Sane to an Insane thread.
Hope you don't lose your sanity to the political gbefus on the thread. Cyber Rise says Kabo.

Please house, on the 18th which is on Thursday, are the call up letters going to be issued in the morning, afternoon or by night?
I need to know when and I'm sure I am not alone. Lol

Mustack:
Charger spoil on Wednesday, data finish today, bank account zero... I just manage sub airtel 2gig for #200 make I day go along ni oh

Lolz who dey follow up ur matter for Village?

segunk1:
Pls where is jiggernappy This house is too dull ooh, mustack u nko, chriswazo n mandibeauty, bashnigga n phunkyposh, christly99 n gentlelord, knacker n angelswt, cutestcuty84 n who...... gbogbo Ero.... What are you guys still doing in za oza room

Ayam not understanding again ooo, lindabell sweerie pls let us goan enjoin ourselves too in za oza room biko.

You for use your phone call all of them na Mtcheww
Mr Man stop being disrespectful to those you met online with this kind statement.
Must you see all those people before you interact? You wan dey shine always abi
Abeg let everyone feel at home, market no send who come or who no come market.

#CYBER_RISE

toogbasky:
I love dat line, don't spend money on ladies,,,,

The way girls go dey vex for this statement Ehhnnn. Lol E dey sweet me die

sparkle4u:
Mandibeauty and Angelswt happy weekend

All this feminists dem sef so it's only the females you see having Happy weekends?
Make de remaining of us kontinu in d usual weekend... Issokay God dey.

RoyalSleek:
Look no further > it's page 18th - 23rd..

Kuku kill me na. Lol

GhettoG1:
If i dey stream 1 den I'm gonna get it all done on Friday nd Saturday den i can bounce to camp on monday. Know it gonna b stressful thou

Even me. I no fit dey rush for nothing

iamwizzle:
lol....u ain't prepared yet

Getting prepared starts with nysc stream 1 list not with us buying all materials.
I go laugh some people if after all the preaching dem no get stream 1.
I know someone would say, it doesn't matter.... Hehehehehehehehe

RoyalSleek:
When person don tire to dey answer same question over & over. Lol

Lol... Abeg which chapter or page I go find my call up letter

Angelswt:
was actually surprised how he memorised the pages.

He's either intelligent or highly idle. Lol

Mexyz:
Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Here at the Bridge whether rain or fine
We can shine all the time
Home or away, come and see us play
You're welcome any day

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone.

If you fit, I repeat if you fit...... bring that dirty Chelsea colour come camp. No bi only blue na green
Soldiers go design u. Lol
#najokeoh

RoyalSleek:
For the first question > check page 528 to 531. For 2nd question > check page 544,545.

Na Bible? Lol

oluwaVaz:
Ndewo.... If u check ur change course and u see mobilised that means u are among stream one, while if it shows pending my dear wait for stream 2

I for flog you if tosay u bi small pikin with this kind fake fake briefing.

ONE(I)

NYSC BYE-LAWS (Revised 2011)

NATIONAL ANTHEM

Arise, O Compatriots,
Nigeria’s call obey,
To serve our fatherland
With love and strength and faith,
The labour of our heroes past,
Shall never be in vain,
To serve with heart and might,
One nation bound in freedom,
Peace and Unity.


O God of creation,
Direct our noble cause,
Guide our leaders right;
Help, our youths the truth to know,
In love and honesty to grow,
And living just and true;
Great lofty heights attain,
To build a nation where peace
And justice shall reign.

NYSC ANTHEM

Youths obey the clarion call
Let us lift our nation high
Under the sun or in the rain
With dedication and selflessness
Nigeria is ours, Nigeria we serve.


Members, take the great salute
Put the Nation first in all
With service and humility
NYSC for the noble youths
Make Nigeria a great nation.


Far and near we come to serve
And to build our fatherland
With oneness and loyalty
NYSC for unity
Hail Nigeria, our great nation.

1. MOTTO OF THE NATIONAL YOUTH SERVICE CORPS

The Motto of the National Youth Service Corps (hereinafter referred to as the “Service Corps”) shall be “Service and Humility

2. THE PLEDGE

Every member of the Service Corps (hereinafter referred to as “member”) shall subscribe to and sign a copy of the National pledge and NYSC pledge before the Chief Judge during Swearing-in Ceremony at the orientation camp.

Any member who fails or refuses to subscribe to and sign the National and the NYSC pledges shall be tried by the Camp Court and, if found guilty, be liable to be decamped and sent out of the orientation camp. The member shall only be allowed to come back for service to join the next batch for the orientation exercise only if he is ready to subscribe to sign the pledges.

3. CODE OF CONDUCT

I. DURING THE PERIOD OF ORIENTATION
Every member shall:
Attend regularly, and participate, fully in all official engagements on the field, at lectures and all places of work.
Any member who comes late to any official engagement on the field, at lectures or places of work shall be tried by the Camp Court and, if found guilty, be liable to be decamped and sent out of the camp
The member shall only be allowed to come back for service by joining the next batch for the orientation exercise.

Not leave orientation camp or absent himself from any official activity without the written consent of the State Coordinator but when absent from his duties on account of illness, ensure that such absences is covered by an “Excuse Duty Certificate” issued by a medical doctor then on duty at the camp
Any member who leaves the camp without the permission from the State Coordinator shall be tried by the Camp Court and, if found guilty, be liable to be decamped and sent out of camp.
The member shall only be allowed to come back for service by joining the next batch for the orientation exercise.

Not gamble within the premises.
Any member who gambles shall be reported to the police for prosecution.

Not be in possession of fire arms or ammunition
Any member who flouts this rule shall be reported to the police for prosecution.

Not smoke, chew anything whatsoever, make or answer calls, while on parade and at any other time, not smoke in a prohibited area or throw lighted cigarette butts or lighted matches about the premises carelessly.
Any member who flouts this rule shall be tried by the Camp Court and, if found guilty, be liable to extra drill for thirty (30) minutes.

Not get drunk
Any member found to be drunk shall be tried by the Camp Court and, if found guilty, be liable to extra drill and/or confinement to the camp rehabilitation room for thirty (30) minutes.

Not receive visitors in the camp except on Saturdays, Sundays and public Holidays.
Any member who flouts this rule shall be tried by the camp court and, if found guilty, be liable to extra drill and/or confinement to the camp rehabilitation room for thirty (30) minutes.

Wear the various uniforms provided for the activities
Any member who refuses, fails or neglects to comply with this rule shall be tried by the Camp Court and, if found guilty, be liable to be decamped and sent out of the orientation camp

Not keep animal pets in camp
Any member who brings animal pets to camp shall not be registered and if already registered, shall be decamped.

Not take part in mob action
Any member who takes part in riot or mob action shall be reported to the police for prosecution.

Not steal.
Any member who steals shall be reported to the police for prosecution

Not take part in or organize night parties in camp without the written permission of the State Coordinator.
Any member who fails, refuses or neglects to comply with this rule shall be tried by the Camp Court and, if found guilty, be liable to extra drill and/or confinement to the camp rehabilitation room for thirty (30) minutes.

Not be insubordinate or rude to camp officials
Any member who is rude to camp officials shall be tried by the Camp Court and, if found guilty, be liable to extension of service for (30) days on half pay

Not be in possession of Hard drugs like cocaine, Indian hemp, heroine etc.
Any member who is in possession of Hard drugs shall be reported to the police for prosecution.

Not bring vehicles or motorcycles into the orientation camp.
Any member who brings vehicles or motorcycles to camp shall not be registered, and if already registered, shall be decamped
ii) Such member shall only be allowed to return to service to join the next batch in the orientation camp

Not bring forged documents for registration
Any member who brings forged document for registration shall be reported to the police for prosecution.

Any member who brings forged document for registration shall be reported to the police for prosecution.
Any member who organizes or engages in any form of secret cult activity shall be immediately suspended and the case referred to police.
Such member shall be allowed to return to service only if he is exonerated by the police investigation report.

Not address the press on any policy issue without the prior written consent of the State Coordinator.
Any member who addresses the press on any policy issue without the written consent of the State Coordinator shall be tried by the Camp Court and, if found guilty, be liable to extension of service for thirty (30) days on half pay.

Are we set to Gooooooooooooo!

toogbasky:
Date of birth

Thanks

yankison:
Thanks for your clarification , again please i do like to know what i am suppose to take to camp as a foreign student ...

Bring along, 2 foreign virgin mosquitoes, one foreign goat that is not stubborn, 5 passports with 4 white men in the background. That's all
If you're not in a white man land den my brother /sister you're not in a foreign land. You're @ home. Lol

Sadiq3051:
chineke I can't even recall the DOB I use for my bvn ooo

Sorry to ask but what is DOB pls

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LifeIsGuhd:
Lol! Well done guys...

Camp for me was so much fun...
2015 NYSC Nairaland thread also helped for camp preparation.

Make sombori help me with that 'Na so' picture. Lol

Chriswazo:

Misplaced priority. Inasmuch as i know u just want to be noticed here, i will still advise u to zip up while in the camp if u insist u wanna kpansh, i believe u will see the opportunity but is to know if ur village demons are behind the opportunity.

Noticed ke? Dem dey pay money to the noticed ones?
Bros no feel relevant on my matter, don't worry your 'notice me' is not under threat

christly99:
brother oya com lemme pray for you. you need to give your life to Christ. kneel, close ur eyes, hands up, repeat after me as I pray.... Dear Jesus...

Oya ma... Amen.

I know my question might sound a bit ' unserious ' and would sound quite raw and naive but I am sure it's not only me that has been pondering on this.
Please it seems when it's time to camp, it's time to zip up but to zip up for 3 weeks is really making me sick o. Funny right? Oya laugh... Hehehehehehehehe
Back to seriousness. Me not to have sex 4 3weeks is like not to play football for 3 months. Sickening.
I am not saying this because I want you all to think I am the Baddest guy or na me fucc-kkk pass. But my people una get any idea or strategy wey man go dey use 'shine babes congo' not kemenlly oh or rape but with her consent?
Any tactics una don hear apart from the fuu-cc-kk inside gutter wey i don hear? Lol
Don't take it personal. Just help a bro heading to Ogun camp. Lol

uncleinans:
me am thinking just five copies should be ok. let some one not waist money making plenty and they wont be needing em.

That's actually the number you should get. Those 15 copies people na ITK gang

Gentlelord:
Thank Goodness I was able to do my Medical Fitness Certificate today.
it was really Drama filled.
I got there past 9 I was told I came late dat I can only do test d next day.
Past 10, Radiographer started attending to people, The Radiographer was a cu.nt, He tried beating protocols by attending to a girl (who just came as at past 10) first, having not attended to not a single person.
there was an uprising, His bosses came to settle the ish, He was amazingly insubordinate, claiming rights and utterly disrespectful to them.
I was Furious, myself n my paddy ask who can we report him to?
We went to the main administrative block (called) d VCO, VC wasn't around, The CSO came to d VCO, n he was briefed by us, he Resolved d issue by going to d Health center Himself.

last last I did my xray, got d results, and also got certified fit SAME DAY what normally takes 3 days.

I sha wrote Statements at the Crime office tho, the CSO demanded it so as to file a formal complain to the VC.

Trust me I wrote it magnificently well and that guy must be NAILED.

Peeps who did Medical Fitness cert at my alma mater or attended d uni knows how this things goes.

Chai you go sabi amebo sha... Last last you didn't tell us the price. Na wa 4 u o. Lol

I have been thinking. For we that would be playing plenty of football in camp, where is the ball coming from?
Are we to buy balls when coming ni.?
I have seen my state of deployment already through my connect.
So Ogun be ready for Cyber. #smile

JIGGERNAPPY:
i just got a message from NYSC, Ogun please be nice yo me

baggage ready, files completed,,, waiting to wear a new haircut just like someone said

camp will be fun,,,

who plays scrabble here?

I only sabi wort n football

Chriswazo:
what ur father didn't achieve, u wan to force it on ur husband, u try.

Lol.... U wicked o

Aye mi o. Na graduates dey dis thread so? Y all this mutuality?

Y is it dat there's less traffic whenever I'm online sef... Lol Pls how do I change my name on nairaland? This AspDrone na error. How do I edit it

Elbizzcklinz:
So if AM posted to jos.... I will travel there from phc to get my call up letter signed, and get back home...

I just dey wonder. I doubt his/her details sha

cutestcuty84:
sombori cannot play with u abi ...sugarcane khoor sugarbelt ni

Ok then sugarbelt will do. Lol

dogoFara:
Enugu

In fact, I'm not sure again been reading things that's making me change my mind. Any of my choices asides Nassarawa is welcomed.

Keffi in nasarawa is making alot of sense once uve got cash