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icekidgodfrey: And the aim of this post again is to...?


See, things like this mislead our youths, now everybody thinks they can be musicians. Not everybody would make it through the fast track! The number of touts is increasing, I fear for the next generation

Dey dia dey fear..wish I can be in the next generation...this generation has been poisoned by our old leaders and are still ruling.

sexzskil: It is either this op has no hope of going to a university or failed badly while there.

Who are you to fom for us?
Oya post your certificate let's see how 'greatly' you've passed. I dare you
What's wrong in the Op encouraging those who have failed academically or who have no funds to further in the uni?
He didn't condemn those in the uni either....the lesson is try other legal means too to find sucess.
Yab musicians or footballers or not but they are living their destinies to the fullest.
University students too proud and foolish to accept facts since AD 906

searay: Op you dey jealous abi? What do you mean by being succesful?
Having Money is not what I call being successful

'What I call'
Well that's non of our business.

We keep moving.
We can't stop now.
We won't stop now
Only God can stop us
Happy independent day Nigerians

destante: but that won't make all girls do jes about anything

Am sure she has placed her assumptions on a scale before generalizing it...I go with her

destante: Marilyn lied there.

Dey dia I don make gal laff sotey I sit down dey chop her dinner after finishing mine for her front.
I make gal laf sotey she swallow coke crown cover 'canter' during lunch.
I make gal laf sotey she put hand for my eyez..so many but hearing is believing

oyewolestephen: Op I don't believe on this your write-up, I have been funny since the day I was born. I haven't experience all this your superstory

Not all are assured but 50% na true.
Not all those who calls themselfs prince are of royalty...call youself anoda thing but not funny man

I like to clear people that been funny doesn't make you a stand up comedian like bovi n co...but they won't believe mi.
I make people laff shit out of there mouth but I don't have de confident to stage a performance hmmm...my own na to dey yab sha and since I was small and uptill now,I have neva been defeated justly Never...lol.
The problem with some people is that they force demselves to b funny but mehnn u can deffrentiate between those born with it and those who learn it. As I am u have to be very funny tomake me laf to your jokes cuz I can crack beta jokes for myslef to laf at.
Fine dudes dey hard to find for joke palace na ugly united like me and u dey use ham catch CR7 + Messi form

Come dey see how disvirgins go dey beef de post while Virgins go just dey smile...hahaha
Even some wey don taste tha banana go say 'my body is a temple of.....'
@op advantages of being disVirgin next abeg no let dem feel like sinners....am sure it surpasses the advantages of Virgins ImO.

That's serious oo....don't try that again!

We have heard about legends in wars.
Entertainment legends.
Soccer Legends.
Political legends.
However there have been conflicting theories on when should a person be considered a legend and why?
who is really a legend?
What does one has to do to be called a legend?
Those it takes years to be called a legend?
Is it by one spectacular performance or achievement?
I noticed some gets called legend than some others...To be a Legend,are there rules one must follow?
Let's here your opinions and be a legend.
Note: I delibrately ignored dictionary meanings so I can see from your perspectives..what's your legendary Theory!
Thanks.

Liamm: Could recall being ignored when we had a match with a Stronger team. Was just a friendly. Like other team-mates, I was at the sideline cheering up the team. We were trailing by 2 goals and our attack was blunt. The coach opted to give me a try and amazingly, my cameo saved the day. I scored the first goal and provided assist for the second. Was a memorable day for me

Omo I am like dat o..I mean if am not included,I want my team to lose so I can be recalled.though I don't mostly do it openly.hahaha you be superSub o

temigracie: ...Well, i dont play for clubs...But i played in normal four-aside and five-aside football match....the first tym, twas great...I made lots of mistakes but improved on it sha....

...I joined as a keeper...their first female keeper...

..Because am a female in the midst of guys, the opponent didnt fire much shots at me....Although, they fired few and i was able to catch it...In short, my team came out victorious

You get mind ooo...am sure you were still small then

nickz: First time I got included into a football team,I was talking with a girl and the PHE teacher just shouted "nico you're in,gbamidele is injured"
Chai!!! I started sweating like a goat...
When I came on I made a mess of myself, and that's the last time I ever played competitive football

But when I go to the field with my friends now I only do refereeing ,at least they say I'm good at that

Lol you hang boots?

This is for those who play football at any level for a club.
Let's share how we felt when the coach named the 18man list to play in a tournament at the expense of others...of course we all know how it hurts when not picked.
As for me I was like wow because never intended playing for a club.
Was just training with them and suddenly the coach told me 'hey be at so so so field tomorow because you're included' I dreamt all nite and felt speciall because my talent spoke for me.let's hear yours.
Thanks

Hmmm...like a normal kid,I used to be scared of darkness.There was a nite like that I was eating with my family on the dinning and my drinking water go finished but becus of fear for darknes(bcuz there was no lite) I kept swallowing the amala under hard condition and when my mum noticed she ordered me to go inside d kitchen and get water ah! I almost wan shit for pant.
Well I did as she ordered not knowing I took the remaining 'amala' along and as I open the big black water jar due to my fear fear it fell inside the jar omo e no easy oh I just do as if nufin hapened cuz If I talk ehhnn..no b small beating then I went back since no lite I just dey form amala meanwhile na soup I dey lick..the rest na story....One incident I will never forget.lol

barackodam: Ki lo kan wa ni isin?? ??

Kenneth ko,okwonkwo ni.
Ko kon aye

Liability: warning: this is a true life story about me. It is also a bit long. Bear with me and read it till the end.


4 years ago was like a dream. But that dream was shattered by me as a result of my actions. To some extent i blamed mySelf so much i could still cry and shed hot tears. But on the other hand i was quite honest to him.

Still basking in the excitement and euphoria of my 18th birthday, i was still love drunk with my first ''official'' boyfriend. The one i could freely hug and kiss and dream about all day and all nite. It was pure ecstasy.

But a young man came my way, i proved beyond reasonable doubt that he was truely in love with me. We live in two different cities, but this angel in the skin of a man was ready to risk everything for me. He called me almost everyday, sent me recharge card without my asking him, somethings he gave me pocket money for my upkeep.

I saw the sincerity in his eyes but i was feeling guilty inside of me. ''I must let him know what is at stake here''.

The d-day finally came, we were strolling he made mention of his love for me. After he had had his chance, i told him that i had someone i love even though am beginning to like him.

He persistent and saw everything as a challenge. I did all i could to avoid him. A day came, when he saw me with the man i loved. He couldnt stand it any longer. He stopped calling me, no text messages from him. My birthday came, he didnt message me at all. I was too scared to call him. I knew he was heartbroken but i never expected him to leave me this way.

Till date, i have not seen him. I wish to see him once again to apologise to him. He no longer use the number he gave me.

I wish...........hmmmmmmm......sigh heavily.


Kenneth wherever you are please forgivel




Activate: Sine

I have been a 'kenneth' in two occassions,but unlike ur kenneth I no change number.
They try to apologise after their oga don dump dem but just like 'shoki' dance I have forgoten abt there 'skelewu' and 'azonto'.
Say no to friendzone btw way I hate love stories.

braine: How do we even verify when we cant see our army's performance in photos.

Enough of this picture shit on NL.
Can someone tell these fellows that a battle ground is no photo studio?
Or let's suggest u write to the armies dat u volunteer to follow demm so you can b taking the pictures when they battle...how about that dummy?

Oklander: The NA also contributed to this as they had in many cases dished out lies/wrong info to the masses, had they been sincere in these issues earlier, the masses wouldn't have been subscribing to those media tales.

Well, if it's a lie and its just a propaganda, more reason why NA shouldn't really care much about the reports and focus on finishing off those terrorists.

Easier said...do you know how pressured these NA are?
I feel for them that those they are killed for don't trust them.
Even if they are corrupt they deserve respect because they riisk their lives for internet worriors like u and me.
Respect to these Army

Ekundayo7: Excuse me Did you learn this kind of rude behavior in your father's house? Were you raised to make assumptions about "traditional worshipers" without getting firsthand knowledge before running your mouth off? Were you raised to think you are somehow "superior" to an Ifa herbalist who started learning when he stood only knee high to his elder? Were you raised with a "superiority complex" because you are "Christian and saved" yet are too blind to see that you yourself and your ancestors are suffering from the worst of all inferiority complexes: being born AFRICAN = PAGAN = BECAUSE MY WHITE COLONIZER SAID SO? Do you see Ifa traditionalist coming here to bash the name of Jesus, and nastily comment "I guess the Admin is OP client for putting up THIS KIND of thread ABOUT JESUS on front page this SUNDAY morning. Do you own the day called Sunday? Does JESUS own the day called Sunday? Did your pastor tell you that SUNDAY ALL OVER THE WORLD IS ONLY FOR CHRISTIANS. I feel extremely sorry for the sheer ignorance and stupidity you two have both displayed. I know dozens of Babalawo and Iyanifa, me being one of them, who possess character and actions more worthy of being called "CHARITABLE" than the face of Christianity in Nigeria today. How dare you. Someday you will figure out your ancestors threw away the finest riches they possessed-their cultural traditions and worship, their link to the land and their harmony and blessings in this world. I feel sorry for you both.

Am a Yoruba. A christian but this fellow just won the argument.
Christians condems toooo much and that's pathetic. I can only support when its against some set of 'muslims' but to other religions,its a shame to us as christians to condem them for what they stand for.
The sky is wide enough....

MrCork: ....bro...we can't relate to those kinda people hear in London...they can't spek English,worst of all, p square...tell or show me any celebritttty THAN can spek English in that Nigeria?... I dare u!!!

With your english like this?
Are you also one of the artist in Nigeria?

MrCork: ...we jus suprise in London that u people no Juan rivers...irs shocking

Mr White cork over there Do you know baba suwe?
Osofia?
Mr Ibu?
Baba latin?
Zabrudaya?
Or even sanyeri?
Trust me if you don't know any of these celebrities ,then you're lost and yet to be found.

Jibwillz: Suddenly every1 loves joan rivers now... Hypocrites 😞😞😞

Me I hate anything E!.
Fashion police ko fashion vigilante ni
R I P ma

oduastates: Nothing.
Using obama's quote.
Nigeria is simply a medium size and derelict gas station.
A useless one at that.
Makes nothing but wants to consume everything.
The giant sore of Africa and
A disgrace to the black race

Who is Obama to talk of my land?
Is it not in the same USA policemen killed 'Daillo' and of recent 'michael brown' what do we call that? Legal terrorism?
The pressure is much on Nigeria yet you see smiles on faces...I ask myself,would any other nation be able to hold their own amidst this troubles we face in Nigeria?
Look and thiink rather than Obama-ing your brains with BS....if Nigeria has nothing to be proud of,does that means you are nothing among all humans?

ROSSIKE: France is proud of her Eiffel Tower? Oh really?

Well Nigeria is proud of her National Theater in Lagos.

Or Obudu Cattle ranch

Or Abuja (brand new city)

Her diverse, interesting culture

Her fashions etc.




But let's go further..


NIGERIA

- Most populous country in Africa with 170 million people.

-9th most populous country in the world after China, India, United States, Indonesia, Brazil, Pakistan, Russia, and
Bangladesh.

- Africa's largest economy with an annual GDP of $510 billion.

- Africa's largest oil and gas exporter.

- At 125 trillion cubic feet (tcf), the world's 7th largest gas reserves after Iran, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, United
States, Algeria and Venezuela.

- Africa's largest university educated population of approximately 30 million.

- Africa's largest and most prosperous middle class of approximately 60 million.

- Most extensive road network in Africa.

- One of Africa's top 3 most powerful military forces.

- Home to Lagos, the 6th largest urban center in the world after Tokyo, Mumbai, Mexico City, Sao Paulo, and New
York City.

- Nigeria is the only African country listed among the "Next Eleven" economies - countries on track to become the biggest economies in the world in the 21st century. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Next_Eleven

- Nigeria is the only African country listed among the MINT nations - countries on track to become the biggest economies in the world in the 21st century.

- The economy of Nigeria is among the fastest growing in the world.

- Nigeria has one of the fastest growing telecommunications markets in the world, major emerging market operators (like MTN, Etisalat, Zain and Globacom) basing their largest and most profitable centres in the country. The government has recently begun expanding this infrastructure to space based communications. Nigeria has a space satellite which is monitored at the Nigerian National Space Research and Development Agency Headquarters in Abuja. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigeria

- Nigeria is the first and ONLY black country to manufacture motor vehicles including cars, buses, trucks, and suvs:

http://innosonivm.com/en/index.asp

- 17th Aug 2011 Nigeria launched the world's first black-built satellite.

''NATION LAUNCHES FIRST SATELLITE BUILT BY AFRICANS - Nigeria successfully launched NigeriaSat-X, the first satellite to be designed and built by Africans, into orbit this week (17 August). NigeriaSat-X was launched along with another small satellite, NigeriaSat-2, from Yasny in southern Russia.''
(Source: Middle East North Africa Financial Network) http://www.n2yo.com/?s=5580


- Nigeria - World's fastest growing Construction Industry:

''Construction growth in Nigeria will be the fastest of all markets'', according to the latest 10-year forecast from Global Construction Perspectives and Oxford Economics.

The new study says China will overtake the US as the world's biggest construction market by 2018, but that the fastest growth will happen in Nigeria.''

''Africa’s biggest economy is poised to lead world growth in construction for next decade.''

http://stratsisincite./2009/11/14/construction-to-become-worlds-fastest-growing-in-nigeria/

http://allafrica.com/stories/200911130010.html


- Africa's biggest and most prolific film industry, and the world's second largest, with a contribution of $6 billion to Nigeria's annual GDP.

- Africa's fashion capital and home to the continent's most vibrant and creative fashion industry.

''Nigeria has sashayed into the style spotlight this year: Michelle Obama wore London-based Nigerian-born Duro Olowu’s print dresses and a hand-painted indigo blouse by Lagos-based Maki Oh for a state visit to South Africa in June, while Beyoncé posted a selfie wearing a sweatshirt by London-born Nigerian designer Walé Adeyemi on Instagram in January.'' - FT.COM 'Lagos - Global Fashion Hotspot' http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/e1668b92-31b0-11e3-817c-00144feab7de.html#slide0


- Africa's most prolific music industry and entertainment capital.

- African Football Champions, and current holders of the African Cup of Nations.

OMG...they brought it up but hey,you turned it up damnn..am like turn down for what.

jashar: Choi OP. You just reminded me. I don't care if my gown is #2000 or if the whole ceremony costs #3000,but that ring ehn must come from only 3 jewellers.
1.Tacori.
2.Cartier.
3.Tiffany.
That's all.

Ahh....you? Wan? Kill? Ham?

50calibre: Religion not only gives false hope, but imposes impossible standards on its followers.

You're a human being with hormones, why is Christianity pressuring you into suppressing your basal desires? Religion seeks to imprison the average mind, don't engage in pre-marital se*x, don't masturb*ate.... realistically speaking, how feasible is that for a virile young man?

More than 95% of men masturb*te or have masturb*ated in the past, nothing wrong with that, pay no attention to the scare stories, they're nonsense. Addiction is however a problem, as with any form of addiction but once in a while, even married men may choose to whack one out.

Stop imposing crazy standards on yourself, I for one will not be held back from satisfying myself by any means I deem necessary. Even when I'm married i will keep dirty pics of my wife in my suitcases while going on trips, so I can beat off to it when hor*ny

Plus dolemate...
You both must believe in science..that's what I think

Dolemite: If you know the history of this 'God' you speak of, you'll know it's just man made nonsense...

Maybe but no harm in respecting what others believing rather than making fool of their belifs....God is true just that its followers makes it complicated..and am a christian

jideomowunmi: e concern u..? abi u be God... ..quit acting His role...He His omnipresent...He sees and knows everything even before u open dat ur mouth to spill ur condemnation...

What role? If I were acting his role I won't b handling you like dis but thank God no b man....for a long while na u b 'fakest' I don come across..#madeinchina

ugreat: You don't need to bro. I know the type of Christianity you are looking for. I've found it. Where believers in the scriptures share God and not listen to one person. I ll inbox you

You sure? Inbox me too please

Dolemite: If he truly loved me he would tell me himself, in person or am I not worth it.

Mogbe!!!!! Turn up for God o. You've turned down for what?
I no holy pass but as I they respect God..I beta oh..ebola no God reach u o.amen