mrletsgo:
I don mess up. Egbon Segunk1 dey celebrate byday and na now I dey wish am hapi byday. Égbòn, éjò è mà binu. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR. :-D :-D :-D

Lmao clown! Mustack n knacker don trash u work bah I really appreciate, at all at all naim em bad pass, thank I sir.
Btw woo is ur egbon

jibs4lv:
done shopping !

God please Abuja is ok sir !


happy birthday bro segunk1,if na birthday gift,coman take it !

Lol, thank u sir, in phunkyposh's voice.... Ayam komin ryt away away

Mexyz:
chai, Oga segunk1 abeg no vex say e dey come late o, your boy go hustle small make hunger no finish am for camp. Happy birthday bro, may heaven heed your call when you call and may every withhold blessings be released to you as a result of this day. Many fruitful years of celebrations ahead for you bro.

AMEN!!! Thanks bro, na hustle sure pass, I pray may God bless ur hustle.

Mustack:
na wao for you oh segunk1.. na birthday make you forget your job?
I monicalise your monical in moniking way but you absconded with our cake..
with this reason youre suspended for 2 pages to enjoy your day.
signed

Lol! Chief clown of our land, abeg make una no vex for me, una sabi aw dis kind day dey be nah. Love u guys.

mandibeauty:
Hbd Segunk1 Dear

Hmmmmm! Mandy!!! Issoryt Don't let me talk too much, yhmmmmmm!!! Still left me dumbfounded anyways, akanot just understand how to start thanking walahi.
Thanks for the surprise package.
May God bless you for ur family, chriswazo n me too.
I just dey atilogwu since

Gadetech:
Happy Birthday segunk1

thanks boss respekt!

Gentlelord:

Here comes the Best Graduating Student EVER from the department of Mech Engr UNIBEN.
This is the guy ( Abolorunking ) that made some very difficult courses Potato chips to me. I owe you my Cgpa bros, if not for you, I for nor dey 2017 PCM maybe I for dey battle the courses now.
Segunk1 chriswazo knacker mandibeauty lindabell habbyy03 mustack eghosagravitti cutestescuty84 angelswt Christly99 phunkyposh king exeasy funtan chumaster sparkle4u the entire NNF help me appreciate this guy and Davidtolu they too EPP my academic life.

davidtolu mrmarvelous con see Una brother ooooooo

thanks for helping our brother, may u also get divine help and from every areas of life.

I just hope there is no mention left behind before niggz stone me ice cube for head

ameeeen:
Na to manage ooo. In this economy

na so sha

Perfectsmiles
UNN
Agricultural and bioresources Engineering
Lagos or Rivers

Plis....
Is x-ray compulsory?? Was at uch yesterday to finish my medical screening but those ones said they were out of film till nxt week Thursday.

Gentlelord:
Thank Goodness I was able to do my Medical Fitness Certificate today.
it was really Drama filled.
I got there past 9 I was told I came late dat I can only do test d next day.
Past 10, Radiographer started attending to people, The Radiographer was a cu.nt, He tried beating protocols by attending to a girl (who just came as at past 10) first, having not attended to not a single person.
there was an uprising, His bosses came to settle the ish, He was amazingly insubordinate, claiming rights and utterly disrespectful to them.
I was Furious, myself n my paddy ask who can we report him to?
We went to the main administrative block (called) d VCO, VC wasn't around, The CSO came to d VCO, n he was briefed by us, he Resolved d issue by going to d Health center Himself.

last last I did my xray, got d results, and also got certified fit SAME DAY what normally takes 3 days.

I sha wrote Statements at the Crime office tho, the CSO demanded it so as to file a formal complain to the VC.

Trust me I wrote it magnificently well and that guy must be NAILED.

Peeps who did Medical Fitness cert at my alma mater or attended d uni knows how this things goes.

Chai you go sabi amebo sha... Last last you didn't tell us the price. Na wa 4 u o. Lol

uncleinans:
me am thinking just five copies should be ok. let some one not waist money making plenty and they wont be needing em.

That's actually the number you should get. Those 15 copies people na ITK gang

I know my question might sound a bit ' unserious ' and would sound quite raw and naive but I am sure it's not only me that has been pondering on this.
Please it seems when it's time to camp, it's time to zip up but to zip up for 3 weeks is really making me sick o. Funny right? Oya laugh... Hehehehehehehehe
Back to seriousness. Me not to have sex 4 3weeks is like not to play football for 3 months. Sickening.
I am not saying this because I want you all to think I am the Baddest guy or na me fucc-kkk pass. But my people una get any idea or strategy wey man go dey use 'shine babes congo' not kemenlly oh or rape but with her consent?
Any tactics una don hear apart from the fuu-cc-kk inside gutter wey i don hear? Lol
Don't take it personal. Just help a bro heading to Ogun camp. Lol

Emcee6:

OK bro

bros I beg I go appreciate am if u. Fit add me to d grp. 07087252369

AspDrone:
I know my question might sound a bit ' unserious ' and would sound quite raw and naive but I am sure it's not only me that has been pondering on this.
Please it seems when it's time to camp, it's time to zip up but to zip up for 3 weeks is really making me sick o. Funny right? Oya laugh... Hehehehehehehehe
Back to seriousness. Me not to have sex 4 3weeks is like not to play football for 3 months. Sickening.
I am not saying this because I want you all to think I am the Baddest guy or na me fucc-kkk pass. But my people una get any idea or strategy wey man go dey use 'shine babes congo' not kemenlly oh or rape but with her consent?
Any tactics una don hear apart from the fuu-cc-kk inside gutter wey i don hear? Lol
Don't take it personal. Just help a bro heading to Ogun camp. Lol

brother oya com lemme pray for you. you need to give your life to Christ. kneel, close ur eyes, hands up, repeat after me as I pray.... Dear Jesus...

segunk1:
Lol! Chief clown of our land, abeg make una no vex for me, una sabi aw dis kind day dey be nah. Love u guys.

return our national cake OK.

Gentlelord:

Here comes the Best Graduating Student EVER from the department of Mech Engr UNIBEN.
This is the guy ( Abolorunking ) that made some very difficult courses Potato chips to me. I owe you my Cgpa bros, if not for you, I for nor dey 2017 PCM maybe I for dey battle the courses now.
Segunk1 chriswazo knacker mandibeauty lindabell habbyy03 mustack eghosagravitti cutestescuty84 angelswt Christly99 phunkyposh king exeasy funtan chumaster sparkle4u the entire NNF help me appreciate this guy and Davidtolu they too EPP my academic life.

davidtolu mrmarvelous con see Una brother ooooooo

Abolorunking merci beaucoup!!

AspDrone:
I know my question might sound a bit ' unserious ' and would sound quite raw and naive but I am sure it's not only me that has been pondering on this.
Please it seems when it's time to camp, it's time to zip up but to zip up for 3 weeks is really making me sick o. Funny right? Oya laugh... Hehehehehehehehe
Back to seriousness. Me not to have sex 4 3weeks is like not to play football for 3 months. Sickening.
I am not saying this because I want you all to think I am the Baddest guy or na me fucc-kkk pass. But my people una get any idea or strategy wey man go dey use 'shine babes congo' not kemenlly oh or rape but with her consent?
Any tactics una don hear apart from the fuu-cc-kk inside gutter wey i don hear? Lol
Don't take it personal. Just help a bro heading to Ogun camp. Lol

Misplaced priority. Inasmuch as i know u just want to be noticed here, i will still advise u to zip up while in the camp if u insist u wanna kpansh, i believe u will see the opportunity but is to know if ur village demons are behind the opportunity.

perfectsmiles:
Perfectsmiles
UNN
Agricultural and bioresources Engineering
Lagos or Rivers

welcone on board fellow super lion

segunk1:
All these for me alone Wana make me start crying ooh hmmm what can I say
Don't know where this our brotherly bond came from ooh right from day one we met here on nairaland. We just glue like Olamide n Phyno.
God bless you for ur family, me n mandibeauty in jesus name.
#Together we stay strong.
#One love bro.

thank u sir, one love!!

segunk1:
they ll by God grace, grace shall work with you from now on dear.

Amen and Amen. Thanks

segunk1:
No u didn't miss me belly, cos if you do, u would be sitting next to me and not peeping through the window. I truely do hope we meet in nassarawa.

As expected! Let me even inform u that NYSC pays 500k to corper couples while Nassarawa governor gives job to any corper that marries a from the state especially marrying their daughters.

Tunnyz7:
Too many noisemakers on here... Shut up yes you!

not here pls, take this post to ur whatsapp groups.

segunk1:
Omo e be like say dis thing na plan work ooh, jesu! As I dey reply mentions naim d tin dey plenty again, I really appreciate ooh but dis tin fit kill person ooo cheii.
But today na today I must reply u all oloun.

na so e be, once in a year things

segunk1:
they ll by God grace, grace shall work with you from now on dear.

Abulor don turn from dj to pastor, i see

christly99:

brother oya com lemme pray for you. you need to give your life to Christ. kneel, close ur eyes, hands up, repeat after me as I pray.... Dear Jesus...

wetin konzign u?

Choi! somebody find me out.i feel honoured and humbled mehn. tears wan even commot for my eyes.

Gentlelord:

Here comes the Best Graduating Student EVER from the department of Mech Engr UNIBEN.
This is the guy ( Abolorunking ) that made some very difficult courses Potato chips to me. I owe you my Cgpa bros, if not for you, I for nor dey 2017 PCM maybe I for dey battle the courses now.
Segunk1 chriswazo knacker mandibeauty lindabell habbyy03 mustack eghosagravitti cutestescuty84 angelswt Christly99 phunkyposh king exeasy funtan chumaster sparkle4u the entire NNF help me appreciate this guy and Davidtolu they too EPP my academic life.

davidtolu mrmarvelous con see Una brother ooooooo

Thanks

Chriswazo:


Abolorunking merci beaucoup!!

Amen!

segunk1:
thanks for helping our brother, may u also get divine help and from every areas of life.