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Celebrities / Re: Prof Asked Students To Pose Nude In Class As Part Of Graduation Requirement. Pic by astarotte: 9:32pm On Dec 12, 2016 |
Yes the visual art department is always a crazy department. They do crazy things there. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Fly To Gambia In A Bid To Persuade Jammeh by astarotte: 9:24pm On Dec 12, 2016 |
Dumte: He must really hate staying in this country, the way he is using different excuse to travel out of it. |
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Fly To Gambia In A Bid To Persuade Jammeh by astarotte: 9:21pm On Dec 12, 2016 |
TippyTop: Idiot. |
Gaming / Re: How Will Nintendo’s Switch Fare In The Console Wars? by astarotte: 4:56pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Techazuri: I don't know about other gamers but I'm up for a handheld console that is a lot more powerful than the psvita. I can tell that this is what a lot of gamers have been waiting for. |
Gaming / Re: Updates And News by astarotte: 3:35pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
hakinze00: Smart move by microsoft, use Final Fantasy 15 to attract buyers for Xbox One, especially Japanese gamers |
Education / Re: Amazing Futuristic Technologies You May Live To See. by astarotte: 8:24pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
ramdris: You did when you smoked Oshogbo weed for the first time 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys, If A Lady Says These During Sex Then You Are Good On Bed by astarotte: 8:00pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
CeeJay9ja: Do I need to tell you that it is rich guys that girls say those things to? 24 Likes 2 Shares |
Education / Re: See What This Graduate Wrote On Her withdrawal sli That Got The Cashier Confused by astarotte: 7:49pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
How we go take know say na graduate write am. |
Religion / Re: Oritsejafor Arrives Airport With Armed Policemen (Video) by astarotte: 7:39pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
According to the Bible, the disciples that traveled with jesus were always armed with short swords, ready to draw out their swords whenever someone is trying to attack jesus. It happen in the garden of Gethsemane, when soldiers were coming to arrest jesus. Peter drew out his sword and sliced of the ear of one of the soldiers. If jesus hadn't told him to stop, he and the other two disciples with him would have slain the entire company of soldiers that night. So as you can see, jesus surrounded himself at all times with twelve mighty men of valor who were always armed with weapons. |
Religion / Re: Oritsejafor Arrives Airport With Armed Policemen (Video) by astarotte: 7:26pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
Airforce1: What are you saying When jesus was on earth, he never traveled alone, he traveled surrounded by twelve hefty men he called his disciples. You seems to not know that one of the job of jesus disciples was to act as his bodyguards. |
Phones / Re: [video + pic]Human-like Robots Steal The Show At 2016 World Robot Conference by astarotte: 3:19pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
OMG that girl na robot? And that man too This is sweet, I can't wait to get my hands on one of these humanoid robots. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jacob Zuma Caught Sleeping In Parliament (Photo) by astarotte: 2:55pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
After spending the entire night awake in the other room 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke: "My Blackmailers Will Shoot Me If I Talk" by astarotte: 5:17pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
CandyDiamond: What are you talking about? Has she not already said that it video was photoshoped, and that she is being blackmailed? If she was induced with drug or sexual enhancer, she would has mentioned it alrealdy. All she has mentioned so far are illogical excuses like photoshoped video lol. This is the kind of case the Nigerian police should be investigating. And if she can't prove her innocence she would be arrested. 1 Like |
Business / Re: “my Refinery Is 8 Times Bigger Than Victoria Island” – Dangote Boasts See More - by astarotte: 4:11pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
This one when he refinery big pass lagos so, which year he go take build am finish |
Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Blasts Man Who Told Her She Is Nothing Without Linda Ikeji by astarotte: 5:54pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
Talk2Bella: At least Yomi Casual no go come online tomorrow come begin dey talk say his success has nothing to do with AY. That's what people don't like about her comment. She should give honor to whom honor is due. No one would have known her today if it wasn't for her sis. And she is even still living in her sister's house while she post this rubbish. |
Phones / Re: Is MTN Bribing Subscribers To Get On Its 4G. by astarotte: 3:31pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
shedy03: Bros abeg, how do you upgrade your mtn sim to 4g sim? Me want that free 5GB. 2 Likes |
Webmasters / Re: Have You Ever Wondered, Why Are Web Addresses In English? by astarotte: 9:36am On Oct 19, 2016 |
Lordsurh: I don't understand either. 127.0.0.1 is home of what, the internet? How is it home? Enlighten me more Lordsurh Solmax iriferi daclint naijacarz |
Politics / Re: INEC Announces Results Of Edo Governorship Election: Live Updates by astarotte: 3:01pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Smh4 this country |
Politics / Re: Edo Governorship Results: Obaseki Leads - The Nation by astarotte: 1:09pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
7lives: 7lives: Bros I tire o. If Nigerians get sense, they for don bury PDP for 6 feet under the ground since so that they will never raise their ugly head again in this country. Any Nigerian who has been aware of happenings in this country for the last 10 years should know that PDP is the last party they should ever vote into power. Even the most basic things Government provide for her citizens - electricity and water, they failed to provide it after staying in power for 16 years. |
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade In Brazil For A Show. Pictured With Brazilian Fans (Pics, Video) by astarotte: 4:09pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
annie74: Yeah ignorant Nigerians comparing Nigeria ghetto to that of some more developed countries lolz |
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade In Brazil For A Show. Pictured With Brazilian Fans (Pics, Video) by astarotte: 4:07pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
Opistorincos: She is obviously wearing a stockings duh. |
Business / Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate As At 1983 (Pictured) by astarotte: 5:36pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
abike12: All Nigerians, including you and I, are responsible for how things have changed. |
Business / Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate As At 1983 (Pictured) by astarotte: 4:50pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
abike12: Nothing changes on its own. |
Business / Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate As At 1983 (Pictured) by astarotte: 4:48pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
masonkz: Yes it was the white man that manipulated our stupid leaders to not develop the nation when the oil revenue was at an all time high. Yes it was the white man that manipulated our leaders to keep looting till we have debt that we will never be able to offset. You are simply ignorant of white man's magic. White man can do these things. |
Business / Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate As At 1983 (Pictured) by astarotte: 4:41pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
Aderola15: How much do you think you will cost, should they try to sell you? |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: 10 Ways To Take Care Of Your Man (must Read) by astarotte: 4:14pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
Ladies if you do all these for your man, just know that your man is a good for nothing. 1. Always take warm water to the bathroom for your man and if possible stand there and help to wash areas he cannot reach. - Because he can't bath himself. You for just be the one to always bath him. smh4him. 2.Select the clothes that he has to wear and help him dress like socks and the coat. - Because he is a 5 years old kid that can't pick clothes to wear. smh4him. 3. Iron for ua husband for him to be smart n this is where many women fails. - Because if you don't he will be foolish enough to wear wrinkled cloths. smh4him. 4.Be with him when he is taking his breakfast and if its hot,make it cool for him. - Because he can't do it by himself. You for just better be the one that feeds him. smh4him. 6.Check on him when he dey poo, to do what to help him clean his yansh? smh4him. 7.On the dining table with other children,make sure he eats enough meals that are balanced. - Because he is a little kind that knows nothing about the importance of eating balance diet so that he should demand for it. smh4him. 8.Its the responsibility of the woman to cut nails and normal grooming like unwanted hair. - Because without the lady he won't be able to groom himself and will turn into a bush man. smh4him. 9.The Woman should make sure that the Man never sit in the house when watching TV with clothes that he went to work with,give him loose clothes lest he is tempted to go out again. - Because you are the one that needs to UnCloth and dress him when he comes back from work. smh4him. 10.every night when the rest of the household is asleep,he must feed on ur boobs , it calms stressful day he had, he feels at home and loved - Because he is a baby that needs to be breastfed daily. smh4him. |
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Turned Down Offers From All The Big Labels In Nigeria’ – Wale Turner by astarotte: 4:10pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
Ok |
Science/Technology / Re: Have You Ever Seen A Real Life BMW Transformer ? Come See by astarotte: 4:06pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
Sorry to disappoint you op, but BMW aint selling that robot car for less than $1,000,000,000. So you aint going to be able to afford it. You can only drool on it as you watch it on youtube. |
Career / Re: MTN Nigeria Sacks 1000 Customer Care Representatives by astarotte: 3:59pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
I bet their plan is to sack 1000 Nigerian workers and import workers from south Africa to take their place. I don't trust empty hen. |
Romance / Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by astarotte: 3:50pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
royalvalentine19: A Relationship where querrels are silenced with a kiss is a relationship that is doomed to fail. Instead of settling their dispute / misunderstanding partners kiss and forget the issue and the problem remains. I bet you didn't know this op, Smh4u |
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