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Celebrities / Re: Prof Asked Students To Pose Nude In Class As Part Of Graduation Requirement. Pic by astarotte: 9:32pm On Dec 12, 2016
Yes the visual art department is always a crazy department.

They do crazy things there.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari To Fly To Gambia In A Bid To Persuade Jammeh by astarotte: 9:24pm On Dec 12, 2016
Dumte:
BUHARI TOO TRAVEL. TODAY NA GAMBIA TOMORROW WILL BE INDIA. NA ONLY HIM BE PRESIDENT?

He must really hate staying in this country, the way he is using different excuse to travel out of it.
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Fly To Gambia In A Bid To Persuade Jammeh by astarotte: 9:21pm On Dec 12, 2016
TippyTop:
The most unpatriotic thing Dr Jonathan ever did was to hand Nigeria to a kunu sipping, cow herding dullard.

If only Dr Jonathan had refused to hand over to the dullard, we would all have been spared this recession.

Idiot.
Gaming / Re: How Will Nintendo’s Switch Fare In The Console Wars? by astarotte: 4:56pm On Nov 25, 2016
Techazuri:
If anyone is familiar with the YouTube channel TechnoBuffalo, they’d probably have come across a video series named The Console Wars. This is a series of videos that is dedicated to pitting gaming consoles from major companies against one another in a battle for supremacy. The series analyzes various features of game consoles namely media playback, CPU and GPU power, video output options, connectivity options, online gaming, console form factor, controller form factor, amongst many others. This video series started with the 7th generation consoles, the PS3 and XBOX 360. But surprisingly or unsurprisingly, the series creator and narrator Lasse Pulkinnen left out Nintendo’s Wii, which also happens to be a 7th gen console.

First, let’s take an in-depth look at the Nintendo Wii.
This console launched in 2006 as Nintendo’s flagship 7th gen console. The Wii introduced a motion sensing controller that instantly made it popular. The controller allowed players to use physical movements to control on-screen characters, a feature which was unheard of with the PS3 and XBOX 360. For example, in a baseball Videogame, in order to swing a baseball bat, the player actually swings the controller like a bat. This system was much less expensive than Microsoft and Sony’s consoles, and was more appealing to kids of varying ages. The Wii also lacked support from major third party developers, and thus was much less compelling to traditional gamers. Perhaps it was omitted from the console wars because it eschewed technical prowess for an innovative motion-based controller, we’ll never know.

Fast forward to the year 2012. Nintendo was the first in the Videogame market to release an 8th generation console, the Wii U. Just like its predecessor, Nintendo struggled to convince consumers as to why their system should be picked over the technically superior alternatives it shared a store shelf with. The console in itself was rushed, perhaps as a result of Nintendo being blinded by the billions in profits that their 7th generation console raked in. It released with lackluster graphics, limited third party support, an appalling library of games and a controller that’s more suited for use as a weapon than for gaming. Compared to the Xbox One and PS4, the Wii U barely makes a dent in their specs.

Read more: http://techazuri.com/read/how-will-nintendo-s-switch-fare-in-the-console-wars-/49rv293zg6

I don't know about other gamers but I'm up for a handheld console that is a lot more powerful than the psvita. I can tell that this is what a lot of gamers have been waiting for.
Gaming / Re: Updates And News by astarotte: 3:35pm On Nov 25, 2016
hakinze00:
Microsoft Store Selling Final Fantasy 15 On Xbox One
For $35

Smart move by microsoft, use Final Fantasy 15 to attract buyers for Xbox One, especially Japanese gamers smiley
Education / Re: Amazing Futuristic Technologies You May Live To See. by astarotte: 8:24pm On Nov 16, 2016
ramdris:
Av seen some already...

You did when you smoked Oshogbo weed for the first time grin

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Romance / Re: Guys, If A Lady Says These During Sex Then You Are Good On Bed by astarotte: 8:00pm On Nov 16, 2016
CeeJay9ja:
Let me get naughty today grin

Not a stereotype, the ladies can prove me wrong though.

When you are making love to a girl and she says any of these

" Please, don't leave me...promise me you woooonnn't"


OR


" Baby, I want to carry your baby, please get me pregnant "


Please, don't listen to her and ejaculate o. She doesn't mean all these. What she meant is. " I love how you make love to me". E don turn her brain

I am not talking about random girls o. I mean your own chic

Girls, I lie?

undecided Do I need to tell you that it is rich guys that girls say those things to? undecided

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Education / Re: See What This Graduate Wrote On Her withdrawal sli That Got The Cashier Confused by astarotte: 7:49pm On Nov 16, 2016
How we go take know say na graduate write am.
Religion / Re: Oritsejafor Arrives Airport With Armed Policemen (Video) by astarotte: 7:39pm On Nov 16, 2016
According to the Bible, the disciples that traveled with jesus were always armed with short swords, ready to draw out their swords whenever someone is trying to attack jesus.

It happen in the garden of Gethsemane, when soldiers were coming to arrest jesus. Peter drew out his sword and sliced of the ear of one of the soldiers. If jesus hadn't told him to stop, he and the other two disciples with him would have slain the entire company of soldiers that night.

So as you can see, jesus surrounded himself at all times with twelve mighty men of valor who were always armed with weapons.
Religion / Re: Oritsejafor Arrives Airport With Armed Policemen (Video) by astarotte: 7:26pm On Nov 16, 2016
Airforce1:
Jesus walked through the streets of Jerusalem without fear.


Today's men of God are comedians.

What are you saying

When jesus was on earth, he never traveled alone, he traveled surrounded by twelve hefty men he called his disciples.

You seems to not know that one of the job of jesus disciples was to act as his bodyguards.
Phones / Re: [video + pic]Human-like Robots Steal The Show At 2016 World Robot Conference by astarotte: 3:19pm On Oct 27, 2016
OMG that girl na robot? shocked

And that man too shocked

This is sweet, I can't wait to get my hands on one of these humanoid robots.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jacob Zuma Caught Sleeping In Parliament (Photo) by astarotte: 2:55pm On Oct 27, 2016
After spending the entire night awake in the other room grin

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke: "My Blackmailers Will Shoot Me If I Talk" by astarotte: 5:17pm On Oct 26, 2016
CandyDiamond:
This girl deserved to be giving opportunity to say her own side of the story, people have just condemned this girl without hearing her own say,she maybe induced with drug or sexual enhancers do that,the world is evil

What are you talking about?

Has she not already said that it video was photoshoped, and that she is being blackmailed?

If she was induced with drug or sexual enhancer, she would has mentioned it alrealdy.

All she has mentioned so far are illogical excuses like photoshoped video lol.

This is the kind of case the Nigerian police should be investigating. And if she can't prove her innocence she would be arrested.

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Business / Re: “my Refinery Is 8 Times Bigger Than Victoria Island” – Dangote Boasts See More - by astarotte: 4:11pm On Oct 25, 2016
This one when he refinery big pass lagos so, which year he go take build am finish undecided
Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Blasts Man Who Told Her She Is Nothing Without Linda Ikeji by astarotte: 5:54pm On Oct 22, 2016
Talk2Bella:
At least she has someone who paved a way for her, there's nothing bad in it, without AY who for know Yomi Casual undecided

At least Yomi Casual no go come online tomorrow come begin dey talk say his success has nothing to do with AY.
That's what people don't like about her comment. She should give honor to whom honor is due. No one would have known her today if it wasn't for her sis. And she is even still living in her sister's house while she post this rubbish.
Phones / Re: Is MTN Bribing Subscribers To Get On Its 4G. by astarotte: 3:31pm On Oct 22, 2016
shedy03:
I got this message from MTN.

Bros abeg, how do you upgrade your mtn sim to 4g sim?

Me want that free 5GB.

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Webmasters / Re: Have You Ever Wondered, Why Are Web Addresses In English? by astarotte: 9:36am On Oct 19, 2016
Lordsurh:
There is no place like "Home" 127.0.0.1 is "home"

I don't understand either.

127.0.0.1 is home of what, the internet?

How is it home?

Enlighten me more Lordsurh Solmax iriferi daclint naijacarz
Politics / Re: INEC Announces Results Of Edo Governorship Election: Live Updates by astarotte: 3:01pm On Sep 29, 2016
Smh4 this country cry
Politics / Re: Edo Governorship Results: Obaseki Leads - The Nation by astarotte: 1:09pm On Sep 29, 2016
7lives:


How can PDP be a better option with all the recent revelations?, APC may be fumbling for now but this not enough reason for me to jump into oblivion by voting PDP into power.

7lives:


If Nigeria is a normal country PDP should never have rule this country at all, that 16 years of fruitless government is still heavy in my heart.

Bros I tire o.

If Nigerians get sense, they for don bury PDP for 6 feet under the ground since so that they will never raise their ugly head again in this country.

Any Nigerian who has been aware of happenings in this country for the last 10 years should know that PDP is the last party they should ever vote into power.

Even the most basic things Government provide for her citizens - electricity and water, they failed to provide it after staying in power for 16 years.
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade In Brazil For A Show. Pictured With Brazilian Fans (Pics, Video) by astarotte: 4:09pm On Sep 28, 2016
annie74:
The way the Brazilian houses are constructed ehn, only naija ghetto comes second grin

No fresh air at all


On the contrary,most of these houses are VERY clean and conducive and there is uninterrupted power supply even in such areas.

Yeah ignorant Nigerians comparing Nigeria ghetto to that of some more developed countries lolz
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade In Brazil For A Show. Pictured With Brazilian Fans (Pics, Video) by astarotte: 4:07pm On Sep 28, 2016
Opistorincos:
Is it just me or is her feet darker than her face?

She is obviously wearing a stockings duh.
Business / Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate As At 1983 (Pictured) by astarotte: 5:36pm On Sep 27, 2016
abike12:


Your point is?

All Nigerians, including you and I, are responsible for how things have changed.
Business / Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate As At 1983 (Pictured) by astarotte: 4:50pm On Sep 27, 2016
abike12:
Wow. How things have changed... shocked

Nothing changes on its own.
Business / Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate As At 1983 (Pictured) by astarotte: 4:48pm On Sep 27, 2016
masonkz:



You people have no sense. Keep blaming the white man for your woes.

Is it the white man that told yiur stupid leaders not to develop the nation when the oil revenue was at an all time high? Is it the white man that told your leaders to keep looting till we have debt that we will never be able to offset??


Sometimes it's not so hard to think. But then I guess even our dilapidated educational system that same leaders have forfeited would be responsible for our illogical way of reasoning, thus blaming external bodies for the woes.



Yes it was the white man that manipulated our stupid leaders to not develop the nation when the oil revenue was at an all time high.

Yes it was the white man that manipulated our leaders to keep looting till we have debt that we will never be able to offset.

You are simply ignorant of white man's magic. White man can do these things.
Business / Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate As At 1983 (Pictured) by astarotte: 4:41pm On Sep 27, 2016
Aderola15:
Buhari should kukuma sell Naija and gimme my share biko undecided

How much do you think you will cost, should they try to sell you?
Romance / Re: For Ladies: 10 Ways To Take Care Of Your Man (must Read) by astarotte: 4:14pm On Sep 27, 2016
Ladies if you do all these for your man, just know that your man is a good for nothing.

1. Always take warm water to the bathroom for your man and if possible stand there and help to wash areas he cannot reach. - Because he can't bath himself. You for just be the one to always bath him. smh4him.

2.Select the clothes that he has to wear and help him dress like socks and the coat. - Because he is a 5 years old kid that can't pick clothes to wear. smh4him.

3. Iron for ua husband for him to be smart n this is where many women fails. - Because if you don't he will be foolish enough to wear wrinkled cloths. smh4him.

4.Be with him when he is taking his breakfast and if its hot,make it cool for him. - Because he can't do it by himself. You for just better be the one that feeds him. smh4him.

6.Check on him when he dey poo, to do what to help him clean his yansh? smh4him.

7.On the dining table with other children,make sure he eats enough meals that are balanced. - Because he is a little kind that knows nothing about the importance of eating balance diet so that he should demand for it. smh4him.

8.Its the responsibility of the woman to cut nails and normal grooming like unwanted hair. - Because without the lady he won't be able to groom himself and will turn into a bush man. smh4him.

9.The Woman should make sure that the Man never sit in the house when watching TV with clothes that he went to work with,give him loose clothes lest he is tempted to go out again. - Because you are the one that needs to UnCloth and dress him when he comes back from work. smh4him.

10.every night when the rest of the household is asleep,he must feed on ur boobs , it calms stressful day he had, he feels at home and loved - Because he is a baby that needs to be breastfed daily. smh4him.
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Turned Down Offers From All The Big Labels In Nigeria’ – Wale Turner by astarotte: 4:10pm On Sep 27, 2016
Ok
Science/Technology / Re: Have You Ever Seen A Real Life BMW Transformer ? Come See by astarotte: 4:06pm On Sep 27, 2016
Sorry to disappoint you op, but BMW aint selling that robot car for less than $1,000,000,000.

So you aint going to be able to afford it.

You can only drool on it as you watch it on youtube.
Career / Re: MTN Nigeria Sacks 1000 Customer Care Representatives by astarotte: 3:59pm On Sep 27, 2016
I bet their plan is to sack 1000 Nigerian workers and import workers from south Africa to take their place.

I don't trust empty hen.
Romance / Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by astarotte: 3:50pm On Sep 27, 2016
royalvalentine19:

[b]15. If she's mad at you, kiss her,don't fight back.

I know of girls that can nag like hell, dont get angry if she is mad at you, move close and kiss her when she is still nagging to keep her shut/calm.



A Relationship where querrels are silenced with a kiss is a relationship that is doomed to fail.

Instead of settling their dispute / misunderstanding partners kiss and forget the issue and the problem remains.

I bet you didn't know this op, Smh4u

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