₦airaland Forum

KINGMAKER001:
What are they even coming to observe every time? not like their observations has helped to improve or give us a free and fair elections in Nigeria...mean while who else can see senator Sani on the television?

They are coming to observe and report what they saw to international medias and organizations.

Basically their job is to be unbiased eyewitnesses

Is this not the same man that stripped unclad last week, because a debtor refused to pay him.

Are you saying that he is stripping unclad again?

Isn't it about time they took him to a mental clinic?

Which national assets are they even talking about self?

Are they going to sell Aso ville? Which states are they going to sell?

They should just sell the whole of Nigeria and hand me my share

NellyKelly:
Some men today are faced with the problem of not being able to make their woman feel at home...














Here are some Reasons why she is cheating on you









*You cannot satisfy her on bed



















*You shout at her always






















*You have a small sized joystick:Some women naturally,love big stuffs....If you have small stuff and ur wife do go out to look for big banana..My brother,Your name na sorry


























*You don't care or say sweet words to her...Women do love to be praised...









It is very important for a man to praise his woman..












Care for her and she will fall in btwn ur arms..













Stay Blessed

Now this is a new way to make a long opening post

#SlyBitch

morereb10:
please share to make people laugh joor.

for more fun write ups, visit

If the goal of the post is to make people laugh, don't you think you should have posted it in the joke section

The ones above the ground cannot full first.

So it is a contest between 3 and 4.

I will say number 3 and 4 will both full at the same time.

Number 3 will almost full but because of the hole at its bottom it will end up waiting for number 4's water to rise to it's level and they will both full together (at the same time)

Buhari led government is:

Government of Northerners, by Northerners and for Northerners.

Smh4-this-country.

hucienda:
This is what happens when strange bedfellows come together to form a political party devoid of ideology - only to oust an individual.

Political parties are formed based on ideology. For example, the Republican party, was formed in the US in 1854 as a broad coalition of some abolitionists, ex-Whigs and even few Democrats - to fight the scourge of slavery. Now, a 162 years later, the party is home for most conservatives and the political right.

If the APC keeps up with this macabre dance, it could split to its constituent parts, which - though I disagree with some of their issues on governance at the centre - would not be good in the long run for the growth of the country's nascent democracy in the fourth republic.

In other news, in my view ...

Madame Clinton and Mister Trump were virtually a tie in their first debate.

The Donald started strongly, midway it was a draw and Hillary finished strongly.

Watching the debate, one of the things going through my mind was - "when will Nigeria be serious like this?"

Apc succeeded in achieving their most important goal and it wasn't the ouster of an individual, it was the ouster of Pdp.

Militant abi terrorist

So boko haram has been promoted from terrorist group to militant group.

yak:
I wonder what part of the Bible the guys who propagate that believe read. Bible said "love ur neighbour..." "pray for those who hate u" "if ur enemy is tasty, give him water" just to mention a few.
so, wen they start all these prayers am always confused more especially when Men of God are the proponents.
Remember that our sole enemy is satan and he has a celestial body. So, cannot b killed. ours is a Gospel of Peace, Salvation, Love and Joy in d Holy Ghost

The foolishness of practioners knows no bounds.

They justify the fact that they are trying to kill their fellow humans by saying those humans first tried to kill them. They fail to realize that in the end should their prayer be answered and the humans die, they will have succeeded in becoming the killers instead of the so called enemies.

onome710:
For me... utter destruction.
No time for holier than thou approach.
Co's ur enemies ain't gonna hesitate to destroy u.

So you have to kill your enemies first before they kill you

End Time christianity.

Lamor:
Its nt easy o..nt wit the many books you read and movies u see all the show of affection and you are thinking,does he even love me atal,is he potent,wat will it feel like kissing him?Bt den,the marriage bed cannot be defiled,dt settles it.We both agreed on it,therefore suggestive moves disallowed.Still nt easy.

I like that motivation. But doesn't that apply only if you are both virgins

How can you tell you are virgins if you are

And if you are not virgins, hasn't the marriage bed already been defiled by one of you having sex with someone else before you started dating

2dugged:
I can actually, but choose not to punish myself, I have actually dated guys without having sex,only realized that while I was keeping myself, they were busy doing muemuesugbe with other girls

Yeah, the sad reality of relationships without sex is that, for majority of them one of the partners is secretly doing it with someone else.

2dugged:
well I know many people here are lying sha, no need to say what I cannot do

Konji things

That you can't, is proof you have a very healthy body

2dugged:
be civil for once, so being sexually active makes one a town hole? I bet you meant LovePeddler?,well if being sexually active in a serious relationship makes one a town LovePeddler, then that makes your mother one too

It is possible for his mom to have been in a serious relationship without sex.

A serious relationship does not equal to a relationship with sex.

Are you trying to say relationships without sex aren't serious relationships?

semasir:
Big lie.... SOMEBODY DOES IT..... I'm in a relationship for over 5years now and nothing of such. Even my 1st lasted 4years plus and no strings attached in that regard.

Are you trying to say konji no dey do you.

You need to go check your body for hospital.

Sincere4u:
Very possible specially when you meet a virgin you wanna marry or the girl also agrees on relationship without monetary demands.
Seriously if the girl insists on no sex and you fell helplessly in love with her like is usual with me, you do just be spending equally helplessly on her like the Zombie i had been while she merely appreciates your efforts with pats on the back or hugs.

How you go take know say the girl na virgin

STFUareyouG0d:
Wow! I'm sure you've seen her many times. You even live same house with her. I'm impressed

This guy still dey exist

stevolinkon40:
initial payment is 15000...you pay for five years before you stop subscribing. total cost after five years is over 200k

Hmmm

So how is the cost compared to other one time payment solar electricity device with similar power.

I want to know if the MTN option is better.

Laveda:
Gawd!

Her hips mehn

Artificial hips,

Mtcheeeew

But why do you need to subscribe if it is solar electricity

I'd rather buy the solar electric device once and for all and not pay monthly subscription to anyone

Or I get the solar electric device for free and pay monthly subscription.

But if MTN are saying we pay for the solar electric device to get it and still have to pay monthly subscription, I will have to call them thief.

Need more details @op.

metallisc:
they are not foolish - you obviously lack business sense - the lower end of the market is more lucrative - how many people do you think buy high end expensive phones? even the people with high end phones still have a lower market phone as a second or third option. And as it stands, with this in the market, which brand do you think they will go for as a backup phone? ...and that is just one aspect out of many! a reliable phone with long battery life with all the basic functions of a high end phone is indispensable as far as functionality goes.

I have a nokia C5 i bought in 2011, it has been on a charger since 2014 that i switched to a bigger phone... the battery still lasts for almost 10 hours with music constantly playing on it non-stop - for 2 continuous years. Please try that with your high end phone and give me feedback by january (if the phone makes it that far )

always think deep and far before you talk!

Go tell that to Apple or Samsung.

Selling low end phone cannot make a cellphone company a market leader.

Well you obviously don't know how what goes on in the cellphone market or what became of Nokia after they took that route you speak of.

And you obviously don't know how much people patronize those high end phone. FYI people don't change low end phones as quickly as they change high end phone. The real cellphone business today is in selling high end phones.

onoerime:
The output of any power bank is approximately 5v. Even if I tear the wires apart it has no power to emit high voltage on any one. Maybe she died of heart failure

Power bank that cannot even charge a laptop naim kill person. Hehe

ladyF:
Lwkm! You should see my laughing here. My stomach hurts!

Some of us have risen above the Nigerian recession uno, don't ask me how...

Still buying Skrill funds, Freelancer, Upwork, Forex, Binary options, send money to friends and family in Nigeria. N390/$.

Well of course, anyone who works for foreigners online and gets paid in foreign currency, is above the Nigerian recession.

And that's what Skrill Freelancer, Upwork, Forex, Binary options funds is all about right?

Btruth:
Let's just say 500k per aide on the average, a bi?

That's N1.285b every month on that alone.

Nigeria & wasteful sha.

This is why Nigeria will not progress.

The only way they know how to spend money is transfer from one Nigeria bank account to the Other.

Instead of using the money to develop the country, the money stays in the bank account of nigerian, or is transfered to the bank account of other Nigerians.

You will hear of hundreds of government officials with billions of Naira in their bank account, while the country is in a recession.

Billions that should be used to build factories will be sleeping in bank account of thieves.

victorEdvic:
Linda ikeji never knw say time no dey for her side, soon she will start receiving menopause alert...

I hope she didn't celebrate her birthday.

With the state she is in, celebrating her birthday is celebrating the fact that she just got closer to menopause. And that's not something a single old lady like her would want to do.

charix:
It means it would surprise you to find out Nigerian dailies lift news straight from nairaland and reference it. Sometimes they post opinions, I remember Barcanista boasting multiple times his opinions were posted even on TV news stations. I've read a Nigerian blog where the author is very vocal to show her disdain for nairaland yet posts opinion points from here time and time again.
Linda Ikeji is a blogger. In her never ending quest to find news I'm sure she's used exclusives from here before however being the one time queen of plagiarism never referenced the forum.

Yes indeed, unlike most other top forums in the world, Nairaland is also recognized by google and others as a content site(a site that generates unique and quality contents). And they are also respected for the fact that the mods and members don't tolerate plagiarism.

KvnqPrezo:
Don't tell me you won't fvck her if she opens.

And contract cryptococcus, because of how much?

Don't you know those kind things cause infertility?

If you know fvcking her renders a man infertile, will you still fvck her if she opens up?

tk4rd:
LadyF's very First and her only thread for now..
Since 20th March 2008, to 17th Sept 2016...
And it happens to be that "na money-matters wey make her open thread for the first time".

Blame the recession.

The girl's gat to do what she can to survive the recession.

KvnqPrezo:
I thought you are the one fvckinq her na??...why you no service am again

If I rephrase my comment, you will understand why.

Here it goes:

Her smelly kitty-cat must be itching her.

KvnqPrezo:
What's up with linda and sex...Hmmm so you too like am

Her kitty-cat must be itching her.

charix:
Yawn. The same monologue from last year which was paraphrased the year before, used the year before it and the year which preceded it.

I've visited her blog since 2007 and used Nairaland since 2013. In my years of patronage I've never seen her reference Nairaland in any of her posts yet I've seen her news grace the forum's frontpage at least 35 times. Hmm -- I'm only thinking out loud.

You are not very bright are you?

It is because of the kind of site Nairaland is - a forum. While linda Ikeji's site is a blog.

Post that mentions gematsu.com blog always appear on gamefaqs frontpage. Meanwhile posts that mention gamefaqs.com has never appeared on gematsu.com before. This is because while gamefaqs is a forum, gematsu.com is a blog.
Just an example from sites I use.