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Romance / Re: Handsome Guys How Do You Get Girl Friends? by astonished: 4:26am On Dec 13, 2023
I laughed when some people think, it's money, neatness & handsomeness that can make girl flock around you,

Have you ever wonder why you always see beautiful girl with ugly, poor boy?

You must be jovial, talkative, confidence with little crazy & see girl flock around you.

Nigeria girl like this type of men

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Properties / Re: Nigerchin, Kabelmetal And Coleman Cables, by astonished: 8:43am On Dec 09, 2023
Do you have 1.5mm 4 core, amour or PVC cable.

To be used in outdoor for project?

Politics / Re: Sanusi To Tinubu: The President Shouldn’t Be The Petroleum Minister by astonished: 7:42am On Dec 08, 2023
Don't worry yourself, all because your Agulu messaih lost election.
The spirit of Yorubas is behind Tinubu & nothing can shake him.

You can constantly have a nightmare, that's your problem.

The country Nigeria is now sitting on the fence, it's definitely not like before, so forget your military bahaha, military can't keep Nigeria as one, of anything happens to Tinubu, it's automatic ended for Nigeria as one.

And the Igbo trybes that's been wishing him death will fully collect the consequences which would be term "Igbo must go" in all southwest.

Make na dey play

ogbonti:
what else is Tinubu forging right now using the seal of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria which will bring shame and dishonor to Nigeria and her citizens in many years to come ?

what criminal act is he committing with the office of President of Nigeria ? Is he using the Presidential plane to ferry drugs for his cartel ?

What blackmail is Tinubu under right now making him a puppet of someone who knows too much about his past with rock solid evidence ?

Who is he using Nigeria’s wealth to buy their silence right now ?

hmmmm - these are the things I think about more than the circus our media and National Assembly is creating with press men and legislators being active clowns in service

Whatever is going on with Tinubu- I know for sure it’s not for the good of the common man in Nigeria 🇳🇬 Kaduna Nzeogwu spirit, please possess a few in the military right now 😡

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Politics / Re: Edo 2024: LP Aspirant, Omorodion Plans Economic Stimulation Through Agriculture by astonished: 7:14am On Dec 08, 2023
epainos:
Nigeria won't work. The best way around this issue is to split the nation. If this is not done, it will keep getting worse. I can say with all assurance that Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, and Fulani cannot live together and achieve anything tangible in this life in the same nation. However, I see them as good partners when they have parted ways.

Splitting Nigeria has being the only Nigeria solution, but because of greediness everyone shy away from it, it's now when Igbo lose the chance of being a president and when Hausa/Fulani just finished the country for good 8 years, that some people just realized that it's breakup is the solution.

It will have being better if Nigeria demand for it when Buhari was ruining the country down, but everyone chicken
Politics / Re: Fubara: I Won’t Surrender My Mandate To Sabotage, Intimidation, Blackmail by astonished: 7:10am On Dec 08, 2023
Definitely you are sick, so you need to visit hospital urgently, don't use herbal

goodnessme1:
Yoruba Muslims are coming for you.


I don't know why they hate yoruba Christians and every christian.



Be ready to be called Omo Igbo because they are taught from kids to hate Omo Igbo,so anyone they hate including yorubas Christians na Omo Igbo.

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Politics / Re: FG To Expel Prison Controllers ‘taking Bribe To Lock Up Poor People’ by astonished: 11:53pm On Nov 22, 2023
I think that one is still okay, and Nigeria will pray more of that to happen.

Afterall, it's police man that was, not a human being

FuckSilly:
grin

FG needs to start sacking and punishing all those Soldier bosses too when their stupìd boys misbehave.

IMAGINE SOLDIERS INVADING A POLICE STATION, KILLING A POLICE OFFICER AND NO ARREST HAVE BEEN MADE SO FAR...

IT'S COMPLETELY SHAMEFUL.
Phones / Re: Itel Wins Most Outstanding Phone Brand In Consumer Engagement At Brandcom 2023 by astonished: 8:11am On Nov 08, 2023
Itel phone, a phone with expiry date!
Don't waste your money buy Intel products, their part come with expiry date.

Phone will just developed headache, stomach pain, ulcer, eczema without no reason.

I have been using Oukitel C25 now everyday for 5 years and still dey strong gidigba, phone don drop so many time, but the rubber pouch protection is on another level.

I never spend one Naira on the phone for anything

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Religion / Re: My Parents Dont Want Me To Marry Her Because She Is Yoruba by astonished: 10:09am On Nov 05, 2023
I can bet it with my life that this was concocted by IPOD/Obidient.

This is one of their usual written episode of what that never happened and they start and they started masturbate on it.

Before I started reading, my mind told me it's one of them and it's because of the Chinedu Gbadebo saga

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Silence Treatment Of Reno Is Deafening by astonished: 7:14pm On Oct 28, 2023
#TaberShaker

The father of the father of the father of Igbo people

The father of the grandfather of father the father of Ob!diot.

The only man on earth that know Igbo so well & always take them to cleaning house of thier foolishness.

Honestly, all Nigerian on social media should follow @RenoOmokri, to know more about the evil trybe call Igbo in Nigeria & thier shenanigans, bigotry, hatred, hypocrite etc.

They will learn a lot of things about these people,

Learn the history of thier forefathers & Thier evil towards other ethnic groups in this Country.

Reno should be sponsor by government or private organization, the guy is good in history and always exposed hypocrisy, bigotry & evil of Igbo people and thier forefathers.

Those criminal trybes are not the one any body should accommodate.

Thanks to Reno, for letting Yoruba knows the evil people that surrounds their environment and still wish them bad.
Computers / Re: Dell Inspiron N5050 Core I3 @65,000 by astonished: 3:02am On Oct 15, 2023
Is it still available
Romance / Re: How Do People Who Pickup Hook Up Girls Get Erection? by astonished: 1:30pm On Oct 14, 2023
@OP and his supporters

You never see where guys they queue for ashana in brothel before? That sexy ashana that can Bleep well and do customer good very well.

And guy will wait for her, Incase he's with somebody already inside.

You need to go on tourist

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Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tinubu Certificate Forgery Exposed On American Television by astonished: 4:32am On Oct 13, 2023
Obidient are just fooling themselves around.

Igbo are setting themselves up for grand hostility in the future.


Igbo should start transform Thier region now to accommodate all of them in the future, because for every action there is a reaction.

They should know that they can't rule this country, they've already blown the opportunity and Nigeria is sitting on time bomb, can scatter anytime soon where everyone must go back to their papa land.

Their will be no more friendship or sportsmanship for easterners in the south west & Tinubu tribe will decide to pay back all the evil towards Yoruba people and their leaders
Politics / Re: The Disastrous Negative Effect Of Obi/atiku's Anti-tinubu's Efforts On Nigeria by astonished: 9:38pm On Oct 05, 2023
Can anyone of Ob!diot place a bet that Tinubu will be removed

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Career / Re: I Received The Greatest Disgrace Of My Life!!! by astonished: 9:30pm On Oct 05, 2023
Try and get a teaching job in private school, just start from teaching primary to secondary school, by then you will be used to facing crowd

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Politics / Re: Timi Frank To US, EU, Others: Tell Tinubu To Vacate Office by astonished: 9:34pm On Oct 04, 2023
So many idiot in these country asking Tinubu to resign. I wonder why they think Tinubu is just a one man on the throne, man is represent the Yoruba and if anything happens to him, what happened in Rwanda will be child play.

Most of these Ob!diot don't have sense, after you divided the country with your bigotry and hatred, you still expect your fake messaih to be president of Nigeria,

Do you people think millions of Yoruba people you despise, hatred, insult their lineage will fold hand and allow your fake messaih to rule over them? Stop playing!.

Obi can't be Nigeria president, even in a dream, not a country where Yoruba people are citizens, he can only be a president of Biafra land.

How these Igbo think Tinubu will be removed and Obi will be president and Yoruba people will just fold their arms, Na play too much!

What happened in Rwanda will be child play, asked for breakup of the country, it's better as everyone can go to Thier region amicably, than Obi become president of Nigeria

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Family / Re: He Wants To Marry Me, But He’s A Married Man!!! by astonished: 2:24pm On Oct 02, 2023
If you allow your parents ignorant to overwhelm you and married that beast, you will have yourself to blame.

There's reason God gave us brain and instinct to know what's good and bad, and to see danger coming.

Solution:
Just threatened your parent that if they insist you married him, you are ready to poison yourself and they should give your body to him to marry
Politics / Re: What's The Usefulness Of A University Certificate In The Presidential Election by astonished: 9:46am On Oct 02, 2023
Obidient need something that will console them so they just looking for something to talk about that will make them happy

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Politics / Re: Jim Obazee Uncovers Fresh N3trillion COVID Loans & Others Mismanaged By Emefiele by astonished: 9:45am On Oct 02, 2023
COVID Nigeria is the biggest world SCAM ever pull successful.

Thanks to gullible Nigeria citizens that support Thier government
Romance / Re: Your First Time Of Visiting A Guy, And This Happens. What Would You Do? by astonished: 3:03pm On Sep 30, 2023
So it's your parents that would determine if your fiancee is wife material or not? That's nonsense.

So guy cannot know if their wife to be can cook or know how to do home chores until she proof it in thier parents home?

Smh

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Politics / Re: I Asked Chatgpt If A Sitting Nigerian President Can Be Arrested 4 Forgery by astonished: 12:37pm On Sep 30, 2023
This Obidient' people are too funny

Most of them are living in a fool paradise, they are still dreaming of their messaih be president, president of Biafra.

They need to wake up their slumber, that they've cause more division in the land with their bullying and hatred campaign against the Yoruba trybes.

Obi can't become president of this country, it's not a ordinary mouth talk.

No one happy about the situation of Nigeria, but the way Igbo Obidient' unleashed vengeance on Yoruba people, for Igbo man to rule this country will be harder, not to talk of that Agulu fraud with empty brain

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Celebrities / Re: Glo Unveils Kizz Daniel, Asake And Chike As Brand Ambassadors by astonished: 10:06am On Sep 30, 2023
It's called creativity, it's not necessary to follow the trendz.

That thing you called shitty was once in vogue just like blackberry

Decarbonisation:
Asake and him range of shokoto wey dey be like garri sack!

for him mind, e dey do fashion abi?

Smh.
Phones / Re: Teenagers Raid Iphone Store In Philadelphia - Cart Away Iphone 15s And Ipads by astonished: 4:43pm On Sep 28, 2023
1 million boys, thought they are only in Lagos, so they have branch in another country
Family / Re: Drilling In Ibadan Will Increase To 7500 - 8000 Per Meter By Next Week by astonished: 6:43pm On Sep 27, 2023
So they can find electric one, must everything remains same without people look out for other alternative.

Even free energy is possible, but my people still stick to old physics & technologies.

Yes, Power generator without fuel is very possible, no one ready to invest

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Receives NNPP Defectors, Removes Their Kwakwansiya Signature Cap (VIDEO) by astonished: 4:44pm On Sep 27, 2023
Honestfrend:
The same man caught on camera collecting dollar bribe nai become apc national chairman.. Nigeria my country


And who is more thief between the one that was caught on camera and the one that's never caught
Politics / Re: David Hundeyin: FBI Has 70,000 Pages On Tinubu. We Requested 2,500 by astonished: 3:21pm On Sep 26, 2023
Can all these nonsense remove him from power? The answer is big NO

Can all these nonsense reduce his supporters? the answer is big NO

Can all these nonsense reduce his power? th answer is big NO.

Can all these nonsense stop Yoruba from support and be on his back, the answer is big NO.

So can one tell me the essence of all the nonsense by Obidient?

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Academic Record: Resign Now, You Have Become A National Èmbarrassment by astonished: 6:40am On Sep 26, 2023
What is the problem exactly and why should he resigned?

Somebody should enlightenment me

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Religion / Re: What Has The Incessant Leaks Of Sex And Nude Videos Taught Us? by astonished: 4:14pm On Sep 24, 2023
This nonsense is cause by monetization of social media, YouTube, Facebook and now Twitter pay user for engagement and suddenly everybody wants to collect Elon musk money and looking for engagement on their page.

It's not today sex video started to leak

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: 'how Many Men Have We Sent To God?' - Naira Marley by astonished: 8:45pm On Sep 19, 2023
What people don't know is that, crime is not what the harden criminal does with a trace.

People don't commit crime and leave a trace, of course they know that may be their last crime, so they do the crime with professionalism.

Some idiot still exonerated this serial murderer harden criminal just because they said he's not around the country when Mohbad death, even with lots of evidence flying here and there,

They are thousands way to kill someone without directly involved, no one do crime openly for people to know he's the one.

Scammer scam anonymously and you expect harden criminal like Naira Marley & Sam Larry to openly perpetrated their evil with trace, so many way they can do it secretly, it's call clean job
Family / Re: After 37yrs In South Africa He Came Back To Drag Properties With My Father. by astonished: 6:42pm On Sep 19, 2023
Which kind of foolish tradition you people are displaying here, you people don't even ashamed to say it, just because somebody is a first son, he's automatically owner of their fathers property, what kind of rubbish tradition is that? So others sons and daughters are manicuine?

Huuum, try that nonsense with me, I will kpai you

sleek214:
Your dad wants to died on top properties that belonged to his elder brother. According to tradition, your uncle owns the properties since your grandfather didn't leave any will.

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