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Politics › Re: Fear Of Protest Stops Military From Seizing Power From Civilians — Sowore by astonished: 9:12pm On Oct 19, 2025
Honestly, I was just shocking about the nonsense some people were yarning.

Most of Nigeria youth no nothing about politics in this country, they military can just take power & things we just go smooth like that & everyone will move on.

😂 😂 Some people don't know the rope that tied Nigeria together is already broken, but covered with clothes.

Even some northern oligarchy still think we are still living in 1970s, believe the can still repeat all the nonsense they did to Abiola & all others Yoruba leaders.

The politicians of southwest hold the key to unity of this country, if they said they want to leave, nothing any northern cabal can do


badoh:
When Buhari was damaging the country, the northern part of the country looked away and kept mute cos they were enjoying the movie, now that Tinubu is winning over opposition, the likes of El-Rufai and Atiku will be praying that the military should strike because they know that their chances keeps dwindling everyday. That is why as a president you should never entrust key sensitive military formations in the hands of those not from your region. I also know a particular section of the country is also praying for military takeover, they believe if they cant have it, then southwest should not have it, that was why they thwarted the ambition of MKO and supported the military government not to handover power to Abiola.
I'm not in total support of Asiwaju but you cant take the backdoor to seize over power from the southwest, it will definitely backfire and the protest that will follow may be difficult to bring under control. They have seen it is practically impossible to stop him through the ballot and now looking trying to use the military to usurp his government. The northerners better be patient until 2031 when it will be their turn instead of looking for short cut to take over power.
Phones › Re: Took Me 2 Years To Forgive Myself: Man Shares Danger Of Putting His Phone On DND by astonished: 7:43pm On Oct 09, 2025
They are not talking about poor people
Double0h7:
I’m not a doctor, I don’t know CPR, and I don’t have any money to give so please DND me! 🙏
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Patronising Prostitutes, I Need Help. by astonished: 5:11pm On Sep 27, 2025
Let me just tell you the truth, first of all you need spiritual cleansing.

Trust me, your demand for s*X every eke day is not ordinary.

I am talking from experience, you don jam different spirits & juju on their body as you dey sleep with them.

Even if you don't catch gonorrhea or other sex infection, trust me, you will catch spiritual virus from them.

You won't get yourself when you don't go there in a week, it's not ordinary.

My brother, go cele church for spiritual cleansing & thank me later
Politics › Re: Obasanjo did everything to get a third term but failed - Ex-NASS member, Bugaje by astonished: 5:22pm On Sep 22, 2025
This is some people best president ever has in Nigeria
Romance › Re: Man Used Lawyer To Recover His Money From A Lady After She Refused To Show Up by astonished: 3:43pm On Sep 22, 2025
😂 😂 but you go collect opueh na when she come, she must have calculated everything before she decides not to come

Ever8090:
Some people no just get joy shaa ...but this is commendable....if all men should decide to go this way lawyers no go hungry for this country and our judges won't even have time for other cases because almost all Nigerian girls are into this....

One collect my 5k as soon as she receive alert she no pick my call again till today.... grin...but I been plan to dash her transport back to her base and extra 15k but the craze never knew and settled for 5k .. grin
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Paid Me Surprise Visit With ‘Ghana Must Go’ Bag – Charly Boy by astonished: 2:34pm On Sep 19, 2025
See the IQ of people that want to rule Nigeria
Politics › Re: Zainab Adeshewa Shotayo Dies After Brief Illness by astonished: 1:41am On Aug 21, 2025
Unfortunately, this so many Nigerian doesn't know, it's evil people that are ruling them.

The political space are full of evil people, juju worshipper,
Culture › Re: Unbelievable Traditions In Lagos You Probably Never Knew Existed by astonished: 10:45pm On Jun 24, 2025
Most of our tradition & this idol worship are so barbaric, only few of them that don't hurt people.

Most people don't know that the reason why must Nigeria become Christian & want to die in church is because of negative impact of this our idol worshiping in our ancestral home.

All these things carry evil spirit with them & demand all sorts of sacrifices like animals & human.

I am highly spiritual person & saying the fact here from experience, except we want to start deceiving ourselves online, then when we seat together offline we start discussing reality & experience of all these evils idol & wickedness of their practitioner or worshipper.

I remember still discussing about different evil event happening In oyo state yesterday with one girl from oyo that just came to Lagos, like horror film.

But on internet some people will whitewash all these Idol that's only for harm and nothing good to people


stevebond007:
What do you mean by 'hurt'?
Give an instance... Just sight an example
Car Talk › Re: 9 Japanese Men Who Shaped The Automobile Industry (Photo) by astonished: 7:38am On May 19, 2025
People like this are not human, they're angel in form of human come to earth to fulfill purpose

tafiya:
These are the legends that God used to make life much more easy..
Politics › Re: Buhari Never Wanted Tinubu To Be President - Buba Galadima by astonished: 1:24pm On Apr 11, 2025
😂 😂 are you not in this country?
YES, Buhari & his cabal frustrated him more than you can ever imagine, they throw every jab at him, but Tinubu being a stupid political genius, swallowed all they they throw at him.

I call him stupid, because Tinubu can do anything for politics & political power, even at the expense of people lives.

He's ready to sacrifice lives of yoruba people just for the political sake.

They throw everything at him & they expect him to react, he didn't & still show support for the Buhari cabal


helinues:
Take this to bank

Na pure bunkum dey inside the epistle

Former president Buhari is one of the few people who knew about President Tinubu's presidential ambition ahead but was kept secretly.

If Buhari never wanted Tinubu, he would have frustrated him out from the Apc
Celebrities › Re: “you Go Cry Bl##d, I Don Enter Your Business” – Cubana Chief Priest Sends Strong by astonished: 8:55am On Mar 30, 2025
😂 😂 I don't know why people think the guy gets money, person wey be hustler like all of us out there,

He started making money when he started roll with Davido, that's why he dey gum body.

I can bet it my life, Davido na him helper, he make most of his money from Davido.

Somebody wey dey shout "Fake it until you make it" before he meets Davido, now turn to Money na water

Bmaster:
pesin wey no get private jet dey talk say money na water.



I like chief priest,but money na water is a strong slogan for a hustler like him.
Politics › Re: Nigeria, Saudi Arabia Sign Pact To Tap Into $7.7 Trillion Halal Economy by astonished: 8:08pm On Feb 27, 2025
Trillion of dollars Nigeria government agreement and only full of northerner Muslims, the few southerner name mentions was absent & all represented by Northern Muslims
Politics › Re: David Hundeyin Blasts Legacy Media For Inventing The "Igbo Coup" Hoax by astonished: 7:42pm On Feb 22, 2025
How does it even sound in your ear, you cannot stay in your place, have to run to someone domain to experience meaning life, but you expect people that give you life in their domain to also run to your backwards sadeast, to do what exactly? 😂


For your information, just as you people see southwest as heaven & place your generation want to come for better life & survival, Yoruba people see UK, Netherlands, US, Germany etc as their heaven, that's the place every Yoruba which to run to for better life, go to all these places & see millions of Yoruba people.

Stop asking Yoruba people or expecting them to travel to your backwards regions, to do what? 😂 😂

We don't have the same mentality, mission & vision, even interest. It's lord lugard that causes the nonsense


mrvitalis:
Lost? Lmaooo my people are in your domain living like kings and Royalty... We are in the North living the same... But ur people are scared to move to the North or East... Yet the people who have mind to move around lost? Lmaooo
Politics › Re: Fashola Is The Only Indigene, That Has Ruled Lagos Since 1999, Rtd Gen, Olarenwa by astonished: 7:58am On Feb 21, 2025
Point of correction, his name is Patrick Chinedu Rhode, Gbadebo is adopted political name when he wants to contest.

He's from Anambra & IPOB member
SeverusSnape:
Ehn na. The same love that you couldn't show to Gbadebo. You were even among those that called him an Anambra man.
Tribalist boy. Gettat!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Blames Ukraine Over War With Russia, Saying It Could Have Made A Deal by astonished: 12:54pm On Feb 19, 2025
He doesn't really want to kill his people, as he doesn't have problems with people of Ukrainian, but the commendian president who is dancing to the tone of US/Biden.

He doesn't make sense, the idiot president is hidden somewhere & that's what Putin wants

Hezzyluv:
After this war, I'm not sure Putin would invade any country again. He's tired of it already.
Celebrities › Re: Speed Darlington Regains Freedom After Two Months In Detention by astonished: 8:43pm On Jan 21, 2025
bluefilm:
He will still do another diss song aimed at that baby oil guy
Because that's what you expect of him, and when hand touched him again, you will still remains in your papa house sleep on the bed, while he sleeps in cell
Politics › Re: 2027: Igbo Leaders Back Seyi Tinubu, Slam Primate Ayodele by astonished: 12:09am On Jan 18, 2025
😂😂😂 all these IPOB nitwit shouting Seyi Tinubu up & down,

No be said we don't know what you were doing ooo, we are just use to your fooooooolishiness,

Continue your beer parlour campaign for someone who don't even know you exist, you will still same person for following his father everywhere.

Must you all push your beer parlour talk to the public forum
Politics › Re: US Returns $52.88m Linked To Diezani Madueke by astonished: 4:23pm On Jan 10, 2025
Same with Buhari & Buhari own was worst, he's only eat, drink & sleep, while his cabal control 100% affair of this country

DeLaRue:
It is laughable when I hear some people suggesting Mr Jonathan should contest again.

Probably the most ineffectual elected President in the history of Nigeria.

He was in power, but not in control.
Politics › Re: The Eyesore On Bourdillon Road - Abimbola Adelakun by astonished: 8:13am On Jan 02, 2025
Honestly, something like this just cross my mind recently, exactly how the writer put it.

Tinubu is confirmed Evil & bad leader, I was just thinking about this thing last week & put myself in his shoes, has what I will have done to solve those people problem permanently without them rely on begging in their Life, having see kind of influences this man has.

Omo, Awolowo was the last Yoruba leader, what we have now are just evil, heartless leaders, who find joy in impoverished our people
Crime › Re: US-Based Nigerian & Accomplice Bag 40 Years Jail Term For Drug Trafficking by astonished: 1:52pm On Dec 20, 2024
😂 where is the link, source to the news

Drug offender of that magnitude can only be Igbo
Crime › Re: Update: Lady Stole Visually-Impaired Anambra Widow’s ATM Card, Emptied Account by astonished: 10:05am On Dec 20, 2024
She can be identified quickly through her dress
Sleekfingers:
Her picture is not clear.....it will be difficult to identify her. She might not even be living in that state. Which makes it more difficult
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 2 Suspected Ritualists, Uncover Human Remains In Ogun (Photo) by astonished: 5:37pm On Dec 18, 2024
That's why I have problems with those that promote isese-traditional worshipper,

They're menace and dangerous to our society

ogolemati:
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed just imagine it there is no Christianity in the west.we would have a special kind of headless humans in that state. Church is scam church is scam . mining skull is what you guys want
Politics › Re: Kemi UK: I Don't Really Want To Say This About VP Shettima But ... by astonished: 5:23am On Dec 17, 2024
You are just an idi ot, see the nonsense you are yarning.

Millions of us will do more than what Kemi did & said.

Infact, if I were Kemi, I will use my position to breakup the useless barbaric country by lugard.

If I am the new leader of Yorubaland by chance, I will eliminate millions of people like you that rule Nigeria

MaiDeribe:
Kemi Was Completely Out of Line

Let’s set the record straight: VP Shettima had every right to call Kemi out. His position as a Vice President and holder of the GCON title obligates him to defend Nigeria against baseless attacks, especially from someone who ought to know better.

1. Kemi’s Actions Were Unnecessary and Disrespectful
• Kemi exercised her rights, yes, but with rights come responsibility. Criticism of Nigeria is valid when constructive; hers was neither. She chose to disparage the country in a manner that adds nothing to meaningful dialogue. This isn’t “free speech”—it’s self-serving drivel masquerading as activism.
• If Kemi had a real grievance, she could have addressed it respectfully or through a forum where her opinions might foster solutions—not global embarrassment.

2. VP Shettima’s Role

• VP Shettima didn’t respond as a private citizen throwing a tantrum. He acted as a defender of national dignity. It’s his duty to protect Nigeria’s image on all fronts. Criticizing him for doing what his office demands is misguided.
• His response is a reminder that leadership doesn’t mean tolerating every baseless attack in silence. Nationalism isn’t a crime; it’s a virtue, especially when representing a country like Nigeria, often unfairly maligned on global platforms.

3. National Pride Isn’t a Joke
• Using an analogy “If someone urinated on your sick mother, would you smile or fight for her dignity?”. Kemi didn’t merely criticize policies—she insulted the essence of her own country while benefiting from the privilege of being associated with it. If that doesn’t anger you, your sense of national pride is questionable.
• Patriotism demands that we hold our leaders accountable while also defending our country. Kemi failed on both counts. Instead of raising valid concerns, she chose to demean.

4. Tribal and Feminist Excuses Are Baseless
• The anti-feminism claim is an attempt to deflect from the real issue: Kemi’s actions, not her gender, were inappropriate. If Shettima asked her to drop her Yoruba name,she should disassociate herself without urinating on Nigerians willy nilly. Even that still pales in comparison to her public insults to Nigeria. Stop making strawman arguments to distract from her disrespect.

5. What About Other Countries?
• If Kemi were from the USA and disparaged it with such venom, a leader like Trump wouldn’t let her breathe without a public takedown. Yet because it’s Shettima—a leader known for his measured approach—you question his response. Hypocrisy much?
• Nigeria, like every country, deserves to be defended. Shettima’s critics often conflate patriotism with authoritarianism, which is intellectually dishonest.

6. Kemi’s “Worst Association With Nigeria”
• The sheer disappointment in her behavior. People who benefit from Nigeria’s identity, directly or indirectly, have an obligation to protect it—not tear it apart for cheap clout. She represents the worst kind of national betrayal: one driven by ignorance and self-importance.


• Your questions about why Shettima is upset reveal a lack of understanding of leadership responsibilities. He isn’t “pissed off” for personal reasons—he’s defending Nigeria’s image on the world stage. Kemi’s actions warrant criticism, not indulgence.
• Instead of whining about Shettima’s response, ask yourself why Kemi felt entitled to insult her homeland while hiding behind foreign privileges. That’s the real issue.



Kemi was wrong—entirely. VP Shettima was right to call her out, any Nigerian with national honors should follow suit. Criticism of a country should build, not destroy. Kemi’s actions achieved nothing but ridicule, and VP Shettima’s response was justified, necessary, and, frankly, overdue.

I hope this answers your questions.
An insult to One is an insult to All.


Look at the attachment below, Kemi has been reported by her own staff to being a bully and 3 of her staff quit because of her inappropriateness at her workplace. Shettima has a fulfilling career in the banking sector, as governor and now VP. He is not the one known for bullying and work place toxicity.
Sports › Re: Saudi Arabia To Host 2034 World Cup by astonished: 9:50am On Dec 12, 2024
That's fo*olish excuse you all gave yourself, because you want the status quo remain, as you're one way or the other benefits from the rotten country.

You'll all quickly to mention US, Russia & China as if we share same history together,

Are those countries colonized & force together against their will? Are they of different ethnic group, people and nations from different geographic places and forcefully joined together to become country?

So many countries that's breaking up into pieces from Europe, American because of different in ideology & these smaller countries are doing very fine.

You are all continue deceiving yourself because of Selfishness, greediness & wickedness.

The country problem is nothing but forceful amalgamation of different people, nations who don't share anything in common & are force to live together by force.



Basicend:
That's not really an excuse sir.

USA, Russia, China have more population than us. They also have oil reserves. It's a peculiar lack of planning, greed and corruption of our people, that's the issue.

Have you seen the multi-duplex estate being built by a govt official in Abuja recently? Can you count the units in there. Someone that is supposed to plan and control the monetary policy of the nation.

Note: China & India have 1.4 billion people, yet they rank 18th and 37th respectively in global standard of living index. China even ranked better than Saudi Arabia. So let's stop using population as excuse.
Politics › Re: Atiku Criticizes Calls For Northern Patience Until 2031 Presidential Bid by astonished: 1:20am On Dec 10, 2024
This is really good.
Anything that will break Nigeria apart quickly.


Honestly, God really wants to use Atiku to answer our prayer of breaking up Nigeria.

Happy that, he did not respect rotation of power between the South & north, not knowing that what's keeping Nigeria as one is that unconstitutional arrangement

And Nigeria already sitting on the fence as the oness of Nigeria is shaking, Atiku believe in using force & military to keep Nigeria as one 😂😂😂

Not knowing that, it's just politicians from region that's supporting one Nigeria because of Thier turn to be in power.

The moment it's taken from them by north, all southern politicians will start supporting breakup secretly & that's definitely breakup Nigeria
Health › Re: How My Neighbor’s Only Child Died Mysteriously by astonished: 1:06am On Dec 10, 2024
Yes, he may be attacked, this is Nigeria and nothing impossible.

I have seen one that her mama takes travel to village after the husband mysterious death, and this boy turn to warward, professional thief. After they comes back from Thier father village

😂 😂 Junior that's very smart, intelligent, computer savvy suddenly become warward and professional pilfery who clandestine remove all engines/Coil inside 5KVA steriliser and package the box, then sold it to Malam.

You will know it's not ordinary eye

LordBiden:
Everything is spiritual attack to a Nigerian man.

They will soon blame innocent stepmother or grandmother or neighbors.

They wont even factor causes of having high bp like being overweight,hereditary traits,eating or drinking habits.

The church going ones among them will soon be here to call me a "carnally minded man" sad
Celebrities › Re: Verydarkman Provides Update On Speed Darlington’s Rearrest by astonished: 8:35am On Dec 09, 2024
He be like say you dey enjoy his contents very well, while he defame & degrade people reputation they built for so many years.

Don't worry yourself, he will be given phone & ring light in prison to continue is comedy skit, but you can subscribe to it so that he can get money to free himself.

Nonsense, see wetin person they yarn from mouth?

Burna should have used one of his cultist to trace him track him & k*ll, by now you will be planning candle night.

You slowpoke wants to twist freedom of speech, while spoil people reputation they built for many years with hard work, mumu see it has just skit content creator.

MadPolitician:
I don't have any time this Monday for any emotional wreck. You lack the mental capacity to understand the plank of my argument, so you have to shift ahbegi. Not every topic should be dragged to golgotha, and not every topic must lead to crude village insults. We are dealing with the legality of Speeds action at this stage, and not the morality of such.

All I was saying is that as far as i know, there are no legal basis to convict a man for merely asking questions. Speed Darlington framed his "attack" on Burna Boy like questions. "Is it true bla bla bla, were you ... bla bla bla".

You are going to send him to prison because of that? You're going to convict him because of that? That means if you as Tinubu "is it true you were convicted of drug offences in America"? Fiiiiiiaaaaam you should be sent to prison! Do understand the judicial presidence about to be set with that?
Politics › Re: Army Chief, Oluyede, Visits Shehu Of Borno, Seeks Support To End Insurgency by astonished: 6:41pm On Dec 08, 2024
Why are you all pain Tinubu uses his trybes men as security chiefs? Do you people really have interior motives to kill him?

As he should have used Fulani man or Igbo man, so they can quickly kill him.

Jonathan & Buhari did samething & it's understanding why president always chooses trusted person from their trybes, due to political coup that has happened in this country.

Why are you people so pain about this is what I don't understand

spiSeyi:
No be Idi-Amin be this the man looks like Idi-Amin shocked .. This is how Obote in Uganda brought in Idi-Amin bcs he was his tribe man and guess what Idi-Amin dislodged him. PBAT might have burned his hand like Obote bcs of Emilokan but this will history will be kind to this new COAS if he can pull the Idi-Amin stint by sending APC packing angry

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