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Politics › Re: ‘Don’t Allow Your Morale Dwindle,’ Army Chief Urges Troops After Niger Ambush by astonished: 5:45pm On Aug 16, 2023
You mean those that was trained to flex muscle with innocent armless civilian and feel accomplished.

We don't really have military in this country, what we have are useless men in kaki.

Only when Nigerian people know what is really call military, it's more on intelligency than muscle, not to talk of corrupt, barbaric men with kaki we call military men. It comes with absolutely uprightness, discipline & smartness
Politics › Re: Helicopter Crash: Terrorist Release Video (Graphic) by astonished:
creativehubb:
It's war, casualties arise at both side. Those of you laughing the military or gloating at this are childish, rather appreciate those willing to give their life so you live free and safe. Don't be ingrates.
You dey ment
They deceived yourself, your useless army that's train to deal with armless civilian and nothing more.

What do you people know about military? your useless Nigeria military know nothing about military but corruption, embellishments, impunity and intimidation of armless civilian.

This is what will always happens, when you call yourself a military men and you only find solace in beating innocent armless civilian and you started feeling fly & accomplished
Politics › Re: What Will Happen If Presidential Tribunal Disqualifies Tinubu - Ex-aide To GEJ by astonished: 7:04pm On Aug 15, 2023
Nothing will happen than, Tinubu continue his government till court case reach supreme court, if supreme court favour other candidates apart from Tinubu, Tinubu shall call for referendum and Nigeria will need to decide if they want to stay together or go apart.

The southwest will demand for breaking apart as it's taboo for Igbo man to rule over them, then the country will amicably breakup and everyone govern his region
Politics › Re: PHCH Starts Distribution Of Hand Held Mobile Prepaid Meter by astonished: 6:40pm On Aug 14, 2023
Na WA ooo

This is just CIU (Customer Interface Unit) that's mean for recharge token number giving to you when you buy/pay for power unit.

It's not the main prepared meter, the prepared meter is outside, while this unit can communicate with the prepared meter install outside, just like you use your TV remote control to control your television.

It's common hear in Lagos, I have one here, more than a year now
Fashion › Re: Rat Runs Into A Girl's Wig Right On Her Head (Video) by astonished: 3:31pm On Aug 14, 2023
Onefornaija24:


DO Jiji ADS WORK for gadgets like phones and laptops?

Is the VIP advert package worth paying for on Jiji?
Is the VIP advert package worth paying for on Jiji?[/b][/quote]It's like you have money to waste, Jiji don cast already, go and subscribe and see by yourself.

Alaba seller do spoiled Jiji, they just shop your money and be calling you on phone to resubscribe
Fashion › Re: Rat Runs Into A Girl's Wig Right On Her Head (Video) by astonished: 3:30pm On Aug 14, 2023
Onefornaija24:


DO Jiji ADS WORK for gadgets like phones and laptops?

Is the VIP advert package worth paying for on Jiji?
It's like you have money to waste, Jiji don cast already, go and subscribe and see by yourself.

Alaba seller do spoiled Jiji, they just shop your money and be calling you on phone to resubscribe
Politics › Re: Investigator Probes CBN Staff, Consultants, NIBSS, NSPMC by astonished: 11:04am On Aug 14, 2023
The fraud and atrocities committed by the bald head man can never be overemphasize, that man practically ruin the CBN down with his greediness for power.

Though he was not appointed based on competency in the first place, but with political connection by GEJ, he was retain by Buhari because of his clueless & compromising abilities by Buhari cabal,

Buhari cabal retain him, since he has compromising agreement with them, he dance to their tune, they gave him back. This dude politicize the CBN and open the vault for everyone if the cabal.

I remember him and Tunde Fowler FIRS, Kemi adeosun-(former minister of finance) wanted to be replaced at the same time, having all occupied a very juicy position under Fulani man, and they all from south.

The cabal wanted to remove all of them and replace them with Fulani as usual, they play their usual game and only Emefiele compromise his position and they retain him. While others stand their ground and they have to create flimsy false corruption allegations with them & use their brother from EFCC to remove them from power
Investment › Re: Don't Be Selfish, Seun (nairaland Owner) by astonished: 7:24am On Aug 14, 2023
Stjims:
That's not true, Seun is cashing out real big everyday. He's just a quite type. Nothing to read about him. I think he should give back to the society, that will go a long way.
Where is he making the money? Nairaland?

With shitty AD which some of them are from scammer, the forum is not generate any tangible revenue,

How many people click on paid AD on the forum.

He should bring back nairalist if he wants to make money, Jiji is cashing out big time without competition
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Just Bought Iphone 14 For Me by astonished: 6:45am On Aug 14, 2023
Notorioustroll:
Get lost! You sell yourself for just an iPhone and you celebrate? SMH
Is she your sister? How is that your headache?

So many bitter soul in this forum, same you people condemned Nigeria women for many things here, even though your gender committed the most crime.

We all know must of you here are kids with phone and possessed with spirit of hatred, bitterness and downfall
Investment › Re: Don't Be Selfish, Seun (nairaland Owner) by astonished: 8:50pm On Aug 13, 2023
You are free to sell any product here and make money, or which money do you want from seun?

Don't tell me Elomusk like money to Twitter user, if yes, your name must be a joke, because you can even richer than seun himself.

Somebody that is on Twitter 247, constituting neusance everywhere, forget Nairaland oo, you need to follow him on Twitter to know who he is, is an average Joe out there still hustle, he doesn't have brain to turn around things, you may even smarter than him
Celebrities › Re: You Have To Perform Ritual To Make It, Portable Brag Calls Himself Kanayo by astonished: 8:35pm On Aug 13, 2023
This Fuji artist that be was package as Nigeria hip-hop artists and Cash out
Christianity Etc › Re: The Uncontrollable Spread Of Sexual Lust by astonished: 12:41pm On Aug 13, 2023
Huuuuuuuuuumn,
You just make absolutely sense, that's why you see anywhere their is sex trade you hardly see people or men fighting, even if there is lots of criminal or tout there, everyone come for toto.

You will hardly see fight break up in brothel, despite kind of many humans character there like tout, criminal etc, because everyone just come to drink, listen to music, fvck, even the one without money come to feed thier eye by looking at all those ashawo in a scanty nude dress.



MuMuOnBail:
Na wa ooo


The day you preachers here on NL can convince me that sex and sexual lust is the world major problem then I will become a converted Jesusian.

Does people like Tunibu, Putin, Buhari, Biden etc look like people that care or have sexual lust or desires?. I can bet that this men can't sustain an erection outside when urinating, But look at how wicked they are.

You guys should preach LOVE not all this shit.
Sexual lust and fornication is not the one causing civil war, building nuclear weapons, economic meltdown, world war, inflation, Electoral fraud etc.

If they is more sex, I bet the world will have more peace, because after sex you will end up sleeping instead of planning how to do evil.


HEADLINE: Naira Land turn to sex blog on Sunday's undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It True That Witches Use Trees As Their Covens? by astonished: 11:13am On Aug 13, 2023
Onefornaija23:


DO Jiji ADS WORK for gadgets like phones and laptops?

Is the VIP advert package worth paying for on Jiji?
Onefornaija23:


DO Jiji ADS WORK for gadgets like phones and laptops?

Is the VIP advert package worth paying for on Jiji?
Don't waste your money, Jiji already casted and trust me, you will just waste your money, if what you want to sell is not much, just use there free service and refresh your AD every two days.

Go join group on Facebook or telegram and post your stuff,

Jiji is another DSTV/GOTV in this country that's shopping our money without any value because there's no competition
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It True That Witches Use Trees As Their Covens? by astonished: 11:12am On Aug 13, 2023
Onefornaija23:


DO Jiji ADS WORK for gadgets like phones and laptops?

Is the VIP advert package worth paying for on Jiji?
Don't waste your money, Jiji already casted and trust me, you will just waste your money, if what you want to sell is not much, just use there free service and refresh your AD every two days.

Go join group on Facebook or telegram and post your stuff,

Jiji is another DSTV/GOTV in this country that's shopping our money without any value because there's no competition
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Tajudeen Ibikunle Baruwa, President Of NURTW by astonished: 8:35pm On Aug 12, 2023
They control billions of Naira, those guy you underrate are billionaire.
After oil, transport is the next cash cow in this country, due to our huge population, but government put in the hand of wrong people

Godsonkemz:
These are the cabals who feed on the lion share.
The day I saw NURTW motorpark managers counting bulky monies stucked in a 'ghana must go' bag, which was just one day proceed, was when I stopped seeing them as touts but big boys.. This is just a small fraction from the state, how much more nationwide.
Crime › Re: Save Our Souls: Petition Against Pastor Enoch Adeboye & Pastor Leke Adeboye by astonished: 7:29pm On Aug 12, 2023
I won't be surprised if this is really true.

Because most respected influencer in society in Nigeria are always demon if you close to them.

It's people that close to them that know them very well, yet the society will see them as saint, meanwhile they are evil
Romance › Re: This Is What The Rich Folks Don't Want You To Know About Hookup Girls by astonished: 7:11pm On Aug 12, 2023
infogenius:
Unfortunately, many of the readers won’t understand what op was trying to say.

All he said In a simple sentence is instead of going into long relationships because of sex, having it with hook ups is far cheaper and saves time.
Stop deceiving yourself, it's not any cheaper and not even comparable, this is nurture that some of you use to console yourself.

You will never enjoy sex life if you depends on hookup, you think hookup is cheap? May be to millionaire and billionaire who have good business or company running, not definitely salary earner even if you work in Sheveron or MTN, or small business owners.

It's not necessary you date an eye open jobless slay queen with ashawo vibe, we have more women than men in this country, so still plenty of them with different mentality.

Hookup will drain you financially and you will regret your life, after addiction, can you imagine, konji is natural and to ease yourself from the konji you need to check your bank account and part away with 10K or more depending on the hookup level. And three days after Konji catch you again.

Some of you don't want to accept the reality that women to always as sexual urge "konji" but they have to endure it, if you are truly in relationships you will know there's nothing like paying your girlfriend for sex, because she demand for it most time, they are human too
Romance › Re: This Is What The Rich Folks Don't Want You To Know About Hookup Girls by astonished:
I am very sure OP is a leaner, he doesn't have experience in what he wrote about.

Come and asked us that are engaged in this game for long, and we've experience in both the girlfriend and hookup/ashawo thing.

I can tell you, there's nothing compared to having your girlfriend, I am talking from reality, having experience all for many years.

Getting a girlfriend is far and far better than engaged in hookup 1000%, all the things you wrote their about buying this and buying that for girlfriend is just lame excuse by some guy that cannot woo a woman and have to come with that excuse & assumption and every guy like them now accept it.

It's truly some Nigeria girl see dating as money making scheme, but am telling you the percentage is very low, it's you that want to date jobless slay queen with ashawo vibe.

women need to be taken care of normally, but you can compare how much you spend on hookup up,

Remember if you entangled in hookup, it will be your default way of ease yourself sexual whenever you have the urge, no girlfriend to call, loneliness will kill you.

Don't be deceived by guy just about Carrying a hookup girl, most of us are regretting underneath, hook-up is not cheap at all and konji is not a respectal of anybody.

Between someone that have girlfriend and someone that carry hookup girl, who do you think enjoy sex more?

That's why I respect "Player" some guy they call player, who can sweet mouth girl and girl follow them like fly, this are professional cunny guy, to this kind of guy, it's taboo for them to pay for sex, they can approach any ladies with thier short knicker even if you are Genevieve or tiwa, they are shameless, na women they take care of them, you should all under the kind of guy I am describe here, though. This guy fvck different girls anytime they want,. just because of their confidence and mentality.

Guy who carry hookup are dieing in silence, but they can't tell you, you won't imagine anytime a man have a urge for sex and he have to part away with anything less than 10K that's local place hookup oo. And man have no control of when sexual urge come, some have it twice a week, some thrice a week, while some every two day, so you will just browse your phone for hookup girl and part away with that amount and in the next three day konji catch you again.

Man no go there, don't even compare girlfriend to hookup girl, by the time you calculate how much you've spent in a month, in a year and how much money entered your hand, you will swear for creator of hook-up business to our ladies.

I don't want to talk about disease, emotional damage that comes with it.

So rest
Crime › Re: Slayqueen Caught On CCTV Stealing Hair At A Shop (pics/video) by astonished: 8:19am On Aug 11, 2023
There is EAS anti-shopliften that can detect any goods hidden in your body,

CCTV is just for recording purpose and to view past events
Politics › Re: Niger: Gap Between Leaders And Followers Is Africa’s Problem – Sam Adeyemi by astonished: 7:11am On Aug 11, 2023
For those shouting Yoruba divide the country, Yoruba supported Thier own, Yoruba are the enemy bla bla bla BLA!!!,

Yoruba defend BAT because of the way Obiot play politics, we don't play politics of bitterness and hatred, but you people can't differentiate between politicians, party members and the trybes they belong to, you Insult thier whole trybe because of hatred you have for particular politicians.

You all pretend to be Saint but are worst than the people in power you insult everyday.

Is it IGBO people who don't respect other people's opinion and choices, who don't respect other people's culture and traditions you want to give power to?

They would do worse if given power, Jonathan give them power we know what they use with it, you don't give power to emotional imbalance people
Politics › Re: Motion To Divide Nigeria Emerges by astonished: 3:22pm On Aug 10, 2023
Huuuuuuuuuumn

The country solution in disguise,

I still believe the only solution to this country that will attract fast development is breakup.

We can breakup on agreement and see everyone compete to develop his region, no one will look few men to sabotage their region and amazed wealth that's for them.
Business › Re: Special International Passport Production and Consultant Services 24hr by astonished: 1:32pm On Aug 10, 2023
How much is renewal?
Politics › Re: Why Is Festus Keyamo Looking So Sober Here (pics) by astonished: 9:49am On Aug 10, 2023
Normally he's not supposed to be nominated for minister in this government, having serve the previous government.

But Obidient wouldn't allow someone rest and they were mocking him up and down, left and right, that despite his support for BAT he's not nominated for minister post, this might have trigger PBAT to give him the post so his enemy mouth can be shut down once and for all.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Must Go - Nigerians Call For Military Intervention by astonished: 6:21pm On Aug 09, 2023
Any military intervention will see an end to Nigeria.

We already sitting on the fence and rope that's holding this country already cut to tining and can loose any moment from now.

I see better Nigeria in breakup, but it's what Nigerians are shying away from
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Introduces Screen Sharing For Video Calls by astonished: 5:17pm On Aug 09, 2023
Whatsapp have business already, which is WhatsApp business

EleventhWeirdo:
And that's a problem. We need WhatsApp to remain social and not used by companies to chase their employees about on deliverables. Even if WhatsApp should support business, it should support only social-powered businesses alone like home services, beauty products, etc
Politics › Re: Government, Cleric Warn MURIC Against Causing Religious War In Osun by astonished: 11:17am On Aug 09, 2023
Why they live this MURIC causing problem is what I don't understand.

Where are my Yorubas in government.

The Yorubas elite don't know the consequences of the rubbish this MURIC will cause in the future,

Religion war is a very bad one, a trybe that live happily irrespective of our religion and everybody watching this MURIC man.

If I had opportunity to be in government, the head of MURIC and his members would have be dead for long time.

And would make sure no group of such come out again
Politics › Re: Customs, 62 MDAs To Stop Direct Tax Collection, FIRS To Take Charge - Oyedele by astonished: 11:06am On Aug 09, 2023
Very simple solution, if they fight back, sack all thier bosses and trace all thier I'll goten wealth, then procecute them
miceroms:
There will be push-backs from these agencies. This is because they all get additional money for collecting these taxes. They will use the National Assembly to frustrate whatever is to be proposed. Even an executive order won’t do much in this regard.
Politics › Re: Captain Bitrus Sini Shot Dead By Nkiru Okonkwo (Female Soldier) In Adamawa by astonished: 8:14pm On Aug 08, 2023
You people like defend rubbish without using your brain, your brain can't think that the governor who announced curfew will also exclude some essential workers, am sure he must have announced it just like every government does, hence the reason all this essential workers leave there house.

You people don't even know the importance of essential workers. you think life will be functioning well if some infrastructure are shutting down as no one to attend to them, not to talk of medical feed

felucci:
We don't have the whole story yet. What if the soldier was acting in the line of duty?

There was an official reason for this as the governor had imposed a curfew and she was enforcing it. You may be surprised she may go free afterwards.

She was given an instruction and she tried to obey it but who knows if the victim was warned before moving forward and he resisted before being shot? The simple instruction was that no movement should be as there was a curfew but as Nigerians, we like to disobey rules.
She may have shot the man in self defence or perceived him as a threat.

I feel sorry for the loss of live but one should know that it's not safe to approach anyone holding a gun. The soldier should not be entirely blamed for the event Sha.
Education › Re: Sexual Harassment From Lecturer by astonished: 12:07pm On Aug 08, 2023
Just go on Twitter and asked for help, so many Nigerians and organization are interested in this kind of things, well do individual, organization.

They will take up as their own, just go on Twitter and tag most of this popular influencer with plenty followers and they will help you to post it, even the VC of that institution may collect, if you see caliber people that will want to take it up
Education › Re: Sexual Harassment From Lecturer by astonished: 12:07pm On Aug 08, 2023
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