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Food › Re: My Brother Killed This Wildpig Yesterday by astonished: 8:06pm On Mar 09, 2024
You must have make life enjoyable for the citizens to the extent kilo of meat will be sold for 500, and bag of rice 20k before you start making unnecessary law to protect animal God created for consumption

Goodday90:
If I was the president,I will make hunting Animals a punishable offence,especially those Animals that are about to go into extinction but you can eat the ones you reared
Phones › Re: Breaking News:Nigerian User Complain Over Redmi Phone, Redmi's Reacts by astonished: 8:10pm On Mar 08, 2024
Some Nigerian are crazy, so you expect someone to use phone of 500k before he's entitled to ordinary multitasking.

Ordinary multitasking? Some nairalander are mad,

Even some 2 gig ram can do multitask very well.

I have being using my Oukitel C5 for the past 5 years and I have no reason to complain for anything, phone is so rugged & don fall more than 40 times, just pick from the ground & continue using your phone.

Never experienced lagging
Politics › Re: 60% Of Metered Customers Bypass Meters, Says TCN by astonished: 7:03am On Mar 08, 2024
Even more, look at poster above claiming it's lie, dey there ma pant they wear you.

This is secret things, and it's not meant to let anyone know, yes people bypass well well, do you expect them to let third party know.

Even I know complex in Egbeda, that do many bypass
Celebrities › Re: Zlatan Gifts His Girlfriend, Davita A Benz As She Turns A Year Older by astonished: 6:56am On Mar 08, 2024
He never told you he's a gay now,

No be everybody like to fvck fellow guy yanch like you

LalastiklaIa:
Simp undecided

He has guys that are in better need of the funds
Phones › Re: What’s So Special About Using An Iphone 14 Pro Max?? by astonished: 7:03pm On Mar 07, 2024
You are asking android users different between iPhones 11 & 14,

You better go Instagram ooo, this forum belongs to Ajepako,
Technology Market › Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by astonished: 10:12pm On Feb 26, 2024
Original LG LED TV 43 Inches, wide angle view


Do you have
Technology Market › Re: Duravolt 12 Inch Fan Users. UPDATED by astonished: 9:41pm On Feb 19, 2024
To be frank with you, that brand was known & popular for inferior products,

I have not used their products before, but I like reading about products reviews on Internet and I take notes of those names that people regret buying.

I can't even buy Duravolt toothbrushes, cause I hate substandard products with passion and I don't joke with quality brand,

Trying to be browse about products and see their reviews before you buy them
Nairaland General › What's The Usefulness Of MTN Data Bonus by astonished(op): 7:50am On Feb 19, 2024
Pls can somebody tell me what is the usefulness of MTN data bonus?

I loaded 2000 Naira recharge card and was given bonus, but the bonus just there but can not use it to browse

Celebrities › Re: Tunde Ednut Welcomes Verydarkman In His UK Home In A Grand Style by astonished: 9:02pm On Feb 14, 2024
I think Tunde Ednut lives in US, so when is he move to UK?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by astonished: 10:59pm On Feb 11, 2024
The spirit of citizens who are in hardship will never allow Nigeria to win.

It's mocking of the poor citizens who is find it difficult to live, but the country want to jubilate
Career › Re: 400k Salary, but nothing. by astonished: 9:41pm On Jan 10, 2024
Devil advocate,

Should have millions of Naira in your account by now by your 2 odds.

GODWINLOWSKI:
I Will be helping you with 2 odds anytime dem pay you salary.
You go use am double the money and save 300k, and use 500k run things
What are friends for
Career › Re: 400k Salary, but nothing. by astonished: 9:39pm On Jan 10, 2024
You can use Piggivest, auto save, to automatically remove certain amount from your account, at define period, locking the account.

That's the best to discipline your self financially
Career › Re: 400k Salary, but nothing. by astonished: 9:32pm On Jan 10, 2024
No one is talking legal betting called forex that gulp his 2 million Naira.

Forex is like betting, and sports betting still better than forex, but people will like to defend nonsense.

So many advert here and there regarding FOREX which the government should ban.

Baba Ijebu is far reliable than.forex
Politics › Re: POWA Behind Demolition At Computer Village Not LASG - Gbenga Omotoso by astonished: 1:22am On Jan 01, 2024
The stupidity of you people should be study in university of Oxford.

The level of your hypocrisy & zombiesm should be given special words of encyclopaedia & dictionary.

You nitwit
warrifinest1985:
computer village is among the identity of lagos state, no sane human being or goverment will want to demolish computer village. Why didn't lagos state governor stopped the demolision even though he didn't ordered it?
Romance › Re: See My Convo With A Girl On Michat by astonished: 3:23pm On Dec 30, 2023
You mean you support a man spend 500k to 1M just because of sex of how many minutes?

What's the annual salary of most graduates, civil servants and factory workers in this country?, and you mean kpetus worth that kind of amount?

How much is karat of gold or diamond? and you think man should pay such amount just to fvck pussi.

Funny
Nazgul:
I don't get this.

8k to sleep with a total stranger when she has a fiance she's living with and who's probably shouldering all her financial responsibilities.

Like what is 8k and what exactly can such amount of money do for her in this economy?

If the money the op was offering was like 500k - 1m, I would have understood. But 8k? Haba, that girl is nothing but a parasite.
Politics › Re: Rotimi Akeredolu, Other Governors Who Died In Office by astonished: 3:42pm On Dec 27, 2023
Your comment is absolutely truth that most us don't want to accept.

I still believe deaths is better than people who are in various ailments with pain in various hospitals, and some health condition.

If one die sudden death without going through much pain, we should thank God for them.

Except people that their soul were hunted by wicked people of the world

EmperorCaesar:
cool

I have always maintained that death isnt a negative occurence and so no need to pity the dead

We only grieve cause the dead person is a big loss to his people and they will sure miss him, since he's been in one way or the other, involved in their everyday life

The dead dont even know they are dead, and what they experience is total shift in consciousness and eternal peace like we all felt in the year 1800 when we all arent aware of whats happening around us

What if the other side is actually lively and great, then our mourning is useless and a disservice to the dead person
Properties › Re: Nigerchin, Kabelmetal And Coleman Cables, by astonished: 8:43am On Dec 09, 2023
Do you have 1.5mm 4 core, amour or PVC cable.

To be used in outdoor for project?

Politics › Re: Sanusi To Tinubu: The President Shouldn’t Be The Petroleum Minister by astonished: 7:42am On Dec 08, 2023
Don't worry yourself, all because your Agulu messaih lost election.
The spirit of Yorubas is behind Tinubu & nothing can shake him.

You can constantly have a nightmare, that's your problem.

The country Nigeria is now sitting on the fence, it's definitely not like before, so forget your military bahaha, military can't keep Nigeria as one, of anything happens to Tinubu, it's automatic ended for Nigeria as one.

And the Igbo trybes that's been wishing him death will fully collect the consequences which would be term "Igbo must go" in all southwest.

Make na dey play

ogbonti:
what else is Tinubu forging right now using the seal of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria which will bring shame and dishonor to Nigeria and her citizens in many years to come ?

what criminal act is he committing with the office of President of Nigeria ? Is he using the Presidential plane to ferry drugs for his cartel ?

What blackmail is Tinubu under right now making him a puppet of someone who knows too much about his past with rock solid evidence ?

Who is he using Nigeria’s wealth to buy their silence right now ?

hmmmm - these are the things I think about more than the circus our media and National Assembly is creating with press men and legislators being active clowns in service

Whatever is going on with Tinubu- I know for sure it’s not for the good of the common man in Nigeria 🇳🇬 Kaduna Nzeogwu spirit, please possess a few in the military right now 😡
Politics › Re: Edo 2024: LP Aspirant, Omorodion Plans Economic Stimulation Through Agriculture by astonished: 7:14am On Dec 08, 2023
epainos:
Nigeria won't work. The best way around this issue is to split the nation. If this is not done, it will keep getting worse. I can say with all assurance that Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, and Fulani cannot live together and achieve anything tangible in this life in the same nation. However, I see them as good partners when they have parted ways.
Splitting Nigeria has being the only Nigeria solution, but because of greediness everyone shy away from it, it's now when Igbo lose the chance of being a president and when Hausa/Fulani just finished the country for good 8 years, that some people just realized that it's breakup is the solution.

It will have being better if Nigeria demand for it when Buhari was ruining the country down, but everyone chicken
Politics › Re: Fubara: I Won’t Surrender My Mandate To Sabotage, Intimidation, Blackmail by astonished: 7:10am On Dec 08, 2023
Definitely you are sick, so you need to visit hospital urgently, don't use herbal

goodnessme1:
Yoruba Muslims are coming for you.


I don't know why they hate yoruba Christians and every christian.



Be ready to be called Omo Igbo because they are taught from kids to hate Omo Igbo,so anyone they hate including yorubas Christians na Omo Igbo.
Politics › Re: FG To Expel Prison Controllers ‘taking Bribe To Lock Up Poor People’ by astonished: 11:53pm On Nov 22, 2023
I think that one is still okay, and Nigeria will pray more of that to happen.

Afterall, it's police man that was, not a human being

FuckSilly:
grin

FG needs to start sacking and punishing all those Soldier bosses too when their stupìd boys misbehave.

IMAGINE SOLDIERS INVADING A POLICE STATION, KILLING A POLICE OFFICER AND NO ARREST HAVE BEEN MADE SO FAR...

IT'S COMPLETELY SHAMEFUL.
Phones › Re: Itel Wins Most Outstanding Phone Brand In Consumer Engagement At Brandcom 2023 by astonished: 8:11am On Nov 08, 2023
Itel phone, a phone with expiry date!
Don't waste your money buy Intel products, their part come with expiry date.

Phone will just developed headache, stomach pain, ulcer, eczema without no reason.

I have been using Oukitel C25 now everyday for 5 years and still dey strong gidigba, phone don drop so many time, but the rubber pouch protection is on another level.

I never spend one Naira on the phone for anything
Christianity Etc › Re: My Parents Dont Want Me To Marry Her Because She Is Yoruba by astonished: 10:09am On Nov 05, 2023
I can bet it with my life that this was concocted by IPOD/Obidient.

This is one of their usual written episode of what that never happened and they start and they started masturbate on it.

Before I started reading, my mind told me it's one of them and it's because of the Chinedu Gbadebo saga
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Silence Treatment Of Reno Is Deafening by astonished: 7:14pm On Oct 28, 2023
#TaberShaker

The father of the father of the father of Igbo people

The father of the grandfather of father the father of Ob!diot.

The only man on earth that know Igbo so well & always take them to cleaning house of thier foolishness.

Honestly, all Nigerian on social media should follow @RenoOmokri, to know more about the evil trybe call Igbo in Nigeria & thier shenanigans, bigotry, hatred, hypocrite etc.

They will learn a lot of things about these people,

Learn the history of thier forefathers & Thier evil towards other ethnic groups in this Country.

Reno should be sponsor by government or private organization, the guy is good in history and always exposed hypocrisy, bigotry & evil of Igbo people and thier forefathers.

Those criminal trybes are not the one any body should accommodate.

Thanks to Reno, for letting Yoruba knows the evil people that surrounds their environment and still wish them bad.
Computers › Re: Dell Inspiron N5050 Core I3 @65,000 by astonished: 3:02am On Oct 15, 2023
Is it still available
Romance › Re: How Do People Who Pickup Hook Up Girls Get Erection? by astonished: 1:30pm On Oct 14, 2023
@OP and his supporters

You never see where guys they queue for ashana in brothel before? That sexy ashana that can Bleep well and do customer good very well.

And guy will wait for her, Incase he's with somebody already inside.

You need to go on tourist
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tinubu Certificate Forgery Exposed On American Television by astonished: 4:32am On Oct 13, 2023
Obidient are just fooling themselves around.

Igbo are setting themselves up for grand hostility in the future.


Igbo should start transform Thier region now to accommodate all of them in the future, because for every action there is a reaction.

They should know that they can't rule this country, they've already blown the opportunity and Nigeria is sitting on time bomb, can scatter anytime soon where everyone must go back to their papa land.

Their will be no more friendship or sportsmanship for easterners in the south west & Tinubu tribe will decide to pay back all the evil towards Yoruba people and their leaders

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