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Politics › Re: The Disastrous Negative Effect Of Obi/atiku's Anti-tinubu's Efforts On Nigeria by astonished: 9:38pm On Oct 05, 2023
Can anyone of Ob!diot place a bet that Tinubu will be removed
Career › Re: I Received The Greatest Disgrace Of My Life!!! by astonished: 9:30pm On Oct 05, 2023
Try and get a teaching job in private school, just start from teaching primary to secondary school, by then you will be used to facing crowd
Politics › Re: Timi Frank To US, EU, Others: Tell Tinubu To Vacate Office by astonished: 9:34pm On Oct 04, 2023
So many idiot in these country asking Tinubu to resign. I wonder why they think Tinubu is just a one man on the throne, man is represent the Yoruba and if anything happens to him, what happened in Rwanda will be child play.

Most of these Ob!diot don't have sense, after you divided the country with your bigotry and hatred, you still expect your fake messaih to be president of Nigeria,

Do you people think millions of Yoruba people you despise, hatred, insult their lineage will fold hand and allow your fake messaih to rule over them? Stop playing!.

Obi can't be Nigeria president, even in a dream, not a country where Yoruba people are citizens, he can only be a president of Biafra land.

How these Igbo think Tinubu will be removed and Obi will be president and Yoruba people will just fold their arms, Na play too much!

What happened in Rwanda will be child play, asked for breakup of the country, it's better as everyone can go to Thier region amicably, than Obi become president of Nigeria
Family › Re: He Wants To Marry Me, But He’s A Married Man!!! by astonished: 2:24pm On Oct 02, 2023
If you allow your parents ignorant to overwhelm you and married that beast, you will have yourself to blame.

There's reason God gave us brain and instinct to know what's good and bad, and to see danger coming.

Solution:
Just threatened your parent that if they insist you married him, you are ready to poison yourself and they should give your body to him to marry
Politics › Re: What's The Usefulness Of A University Certificate In The Presidential Election by astonished: 9:46am On Oct 02, 2023
Obidient need something that will console them so they just looking for something to talk about that will make them happy
Politics › Re: Jim Obazee Uncovers Fresh N3trillion COVID Loans & Others Mismanaged By Emefiele by astonished: 9:45am On Oct 02, 2023
COVID Nigeria is the biggest world SCAM ever pull successful.

Thanks to gullible Nigeria citizens that support Thier government
Romance › Re: Your First Time Of Visiting A Guy, And This Happens. What Would You Do? by astonished: 3:03pm On Sep 30, 2023
So it's your parents that would determine if your fiancee is wife material or not? That's nonsense.

So guy cannot know if their wife to be can cook or know how to do home chores until she proof it in thier parents home?

Smh
Politics › Re: I Asked Chatgpt If A Sitting Nigerian President Can Be Arrested 4 Forgery by astonished: 12:37pm On Sep 30, 2023
This Obidient' people are too funny

Most of them are living in a fool paradise, they are still dreaming of their messaih be president, president of Biafra.

They need to wake up their slumber, that they've cause more division in the land with their bullying and hatred campaign against the Yoruba trybes.

Obi can't become president of this country, it's not a ordinary mouth talk.

No one happy about the situation of Nigeria, but the way Igbo Obidient' unleashed vengeance on Yoruba people, for Igbo man to rule this country will be harder, not to talk of that Agulu fraud with empty brain
Celebrities › Re: Glo Unveils Kizz Daniel, Asake And Chike As Brand Ambassadors by astonished: 10:06am On Sep 30, 2023
It's called creativity, it's not necessary to follow the trendz.

That thing you called shitty was once in vogue just like blackberry

Decarbonisation:
Asake and him range of shokoto wey dey be like garri sack!

for him mind, e dey do fashion abi?

Smh.
Phones › Re: Teenagers Raid Iphone Store In Philadelphia - Cart Away Iphone 15s And Ipads by astonished: 4:43pm On Sep 28, 2023
1 million boys, thought they are only in Lagos, so they have branch in another country
Family › Re: Drilling In Ibadan Will Increase To 7500 - 8000 Per Meter By Next Week by astonished: 6:43pm On Sep 27, 2023
So they can find electric one, must everything remains same without people look out for other alternative.

Even free energy is possible, but my people still stick to old physics & technologies.

Yes, Power generator without fuel is very possible, no one ready to invest
Politics › Re: Ganduje Receives NNPP Defectors, Removes Their Kwakwansiya Signature Cap (VIDEO) by astonished: 4:44pm On Sep 27, 2023
Honestfrend:
The same man caught on camera collecting dollar bribe nai become apc national chairman.. Nigeria my country
And who is more thief between the one that was caught on camera and the one that's never caught
Politics › Re: David Hundeyin: FBI Has 70,000 Pages On Tinubu. We Requested 2,500 by astonished: 3:21pm On Sep 26, 2023
Can all these nonsense remove him from power? The answer is big NO

Can all these nonsense reduce his supporters? the answer is big NO

Can all these nonsense reduce his power? th answer is big NO.

Can all these nonsense stop Yoruba from support and be on his back, the answer is big NO.

So can one tell me the essence of all the nonsense by Obidient?
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Academic Record: Resign Now, You Have Become A National Èmbarrassment by astonished: 6:40am On Sep 26, 2023
What is the problem exactly and why should he resigned?

Somebody should enlightenment me
Christianity Etc › Re: What Has The Incessant Leaks Of Sex And Nude Videos Taught Us? by astonished: 4:14pm On Sep 24, 2023
This nonsense is cause by monetization of social media, YouTube, Facebook and now Twitter pay user for engagement and suddenly everybody wants to collect Elon musk money and looking for engagement on their page.

It's not today sex video started to leak
Celebrities › Re: Mohbad: 'how Many Men Have We Sent To God?' - Naira Marley by astonished: 8:45pm On Sep 19, 2023
What people don't know is that, crime is not what the harden criminal does with a trace.

People don't commit crime and leave a trace, of course they know that may be their last crime, so they do the crime with professionalism.

Some idiot still exonerated this serial murderer harden criminal just because they said he's not around the country when Mohbad death, even with lots of evidence flying here and there,

They are thousands way to kill someone without directly involved, no one do crime openly for people to know he's the one.

Scammer scam anonymously and you expect harden criminal like Naira Marley & Sam Larry to openly perpetrated their evil with trace, so many way they can do it secretly, it's call clean job
Family › Re: After 37yrs In South Africa He Came Back To Drag Properties With My Father. by astonished: 6:42pm On Sep 19, 2023
Which kind of foolish tradition you people are displaying here, you people don't even ashamed to say it, just because somebody is a first son, he's automatically owner of their fathers property, what kind of rubbish tradition is that? So others sons and daughters are manicuine?

Huuum, try that nonsense with me, I will kpai you

sleek214:
Your dad wants to died on top properties that belonged to his elder brother. According to tradition, your uncle owns the properties since your grandfather didn't leave any will.
Phones › Re: If Your Iphone Is Not Type C, You Need To Work Harder - Payback by astonished: 12:26pm On Sep 18, 2023
This iPhone USB type C is different from my android phone type C,

What's sup?

who can explain
Politics › Re: CBN: Godwin Emefiele Resigned In August - Reuters by astonished: 2:42pm On Sep 17, 2023
That's the agreement he has with them to get a second tenure, do you really think it's just easy like that for non-notherner to take one of the highest juicy position in the country without replacing him with their Fulani.

Fowler of FIRS refused to play along & he was removed and replaced, Kemi too did not play along and they removed her

RenaissanceGuy:
Emefiele is a warning for every public official who serves the president instead of the public they were appointed to serve. He went to great lengths to please the northern oligarchy by dolling out trillions for northern farmers and Covid19 fund beneficiaries, and also billions of dollars sold to Northern henchmen at low prices, instead of the entirety of Nigerians. That was economic sabotage. If the current governor does the same, the next govt will show him pepper too.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: See Why My Oga Sacked Me This Morning. Did I Do Wrong? by astonished: 10:18am On Sep 16, 2023
OP, what as happened has happened, I don't want to put petrol to the fire you are receiving through the comments above.

Solutions:
Go and meet the person that gave you grass to cut, asked for his phone number and tell him you are available anytime he need such services.

Also tell him what happened to you after you collected grass cutting job for him,

Tell him how your formal boss sack you because he's not in good term with him and see it as danger if he continued working with him.

Asked the man if he can help you with any job, tell him you can do any job
Politics › Re: Democracy That Nurtures Insecurity, Unemployment Is A Failure – Obasanjo by astonished: 9:23am On Sep 16, 2023
When Nigerians cannot find anything tangible to point as an achievement of Obasanjo, they result to telecom, as if the infrastructure is built by the useless man.

Telecommunications, companies or investors all over the world look out for country they can invest to expand their business for more profit, the same Glo Nigeria is in Ghana and other African countries,

MTN as that time comes to Nigeria with all their equipment, infrastructure to expand their business and make away billions of dollars as a profit from us. How is that Obasanjo's wonder of the world that some people praise him for.

If anybody apart from him is in government that time, we'll still have telecom by now

happney65:
You use your phone to use the internet today
Massive employment was caused by the telecommunications industry which was brought by Obasanjo himself for the first time in Nigeria

A minister of telecommunications under Abacha once said telephone isn't for the poor isn't it?

The only President that increased minimum wage thrice. The first 3500 in 1999. The Nigerian middle class grew massively under him

You can accuse him of being an election rigger and a dictator. But he did excellently well Economy wise.

Nobody,I repeat Nobody can or has done 1/3 of what he did ever since he left government in 2007
Culture › Re: I Was Flogged By A Masquerade by astonished: 4:41pm On Sep 15, 2023
I can see some people supporting this barbaric act on in the name of culture, some even say it as it is normal thing and the right of these useless masquerade people to flog an innocent person.

The day I will have marchet with me and they come to flog me, do you know how they butcher cow in Abbatoir, that's exactly the way I will butcher each of them
Politics › Re: Throwback: When Atiku Abubakar Was Received Into The APC (Picture) by astonished: 9:27pm On Sep 13, 2023
All the politicians in your LG, Constituency, state and your political hero all have what you attached to Tinubu, but you cannot see them because of biased, trybalist & bigotry.

No politicians Is Saint in this country, all what you listed are one of the prerequisites to be Nigeria politicians

franchasofficia:
Atiku is really an unfortunate politician without direction or wisdom.


Imagine helping to crown your enemies and still hope to become king thereafter.



Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a very rugged politician, my only problem with Tinubu is that he is a corrupt criminal, a forger and identity theft Specialist. Aside these things I don't have issues with Tinubu
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The $ 10 Million Worth Industry Many Nigerians Still See As A Wrong Thing !!! by astonished: 9:12pm On Sep 13, 2023
OP, you are not updated at all,
This kind of SCAM don cast very long time, I mean very long time, because so many people fall for it that time.

It was called info- marketing then and very popular packaging SCAM scheme, OP, where were you then?

So try another format, this format is outdated, everybody knows about affiliated marketing and it's not a rocket science to start.

We've all gone through the series of SCAM scheme and we all know how they were package
Politics › Re: Imagine If It Was Obi That Is Disgracing Tinubu In US Court? by astonished: 9:06pm On Sep 13, 2023
The fooolishness of you people is out of these world

Politics › Re: Imagine If It Was Obi That Is Disgracing Tinubu In US Court? by astonished: 8:54pm On Sep 13, 2023
I am very sure Tinubu doesn't give a fvck anymore and he just face his government.

If I am Tinubu, I will not answer anyone and just focus on my governance, the power is in his hand already and recognised by world leaders.

No man born or institution or group can remove the Nigeria president.

What's the outcome of Buhari certificate? Guy. Man spent his 8 years complete. Tinubu should just focus on his government and leave all you to continue grumble in pain and looking for papper in Chicago, who care.

You better go and find work to do, people have more thing important to do than your painful grumble election lose tear, just ready to cry for 8 years, everyone has move on and busy with their business.

Stop living in foool paradise, only you and your looser in same WhatsApp group are in mourning period looking for certificate paper,

Entertainment is what's trending now and people back to track.

Do your mourning alone & while the rest focus on better future Nigeria

MrEverest:
I have heard about these people's perennial fear of Fulanis. I have seen it first hand how they always hide whenever Fulanis confront them. But the way these people are so afraid to call out Atiku or Fulanis has become quite ridiculous and shameful.

Atiku demanded that Tinubu should provide his university academic record. When he refused, Atiku sued him in a Chicago court and that action has opened a Pandora box that is bringing unmitigated shame on Tinubu and unfortunately, to Nigeria as well since he is parading as our president. This Atiku vs. CSU vs. Tinubu case in United States has become the most embarrassing of all to Tinubu. Yet in all these, I'm yet to see a single thread condemning Atiku!

Nigerians should pause a little and imagine it was Obi that is doing this to Tinubu. His ronu bigots would have cried blue murder. They would have blackmailed, threatened, and accused Obi and even Igbos of attacking the Yoruba race. They would have cried that Obi is such a bitter man that he had to hit below the belt against Tinubu. They would have said all manner of nonsense but now it's Atiku, a Fulani, they've all gone cold turkey!

Love them or hate them, Igbos are not like this. They're not afraid to call out anyone. Be you Hausa, Yoruba, Fulani, Ijaw or even Igbos themselves! They say things the way it is without minding whose ox is gored.

Nigerians are watching and taking notes!
Politics › Re: Imagine If It Was Obi That Is Disgracing Tinubu In US Court? by astonished: 8:47pm On Sep 13, 2023
You people are just looking for something to make yourself happy, "Artificial happiness".

The Tinubu you all want to kill yourself over doesn't even know you people exist, I don't think Tinubu know about all these certificates or no certificate you people dragging yourself over, someone that's already got the power, so what else?

Who is that man, institution, organisation or group of people that want to remove sitting president in Nigeria?.

One thing I know is that even if video of Tinubu leak online now doing ritual, kill someone, forge certificate or rape someone, name the crime, no one on earth can remove him as a president,

All these noise here and there is just for social media content creation for people to discuss, masturbate on, to feel alright & nothing more
Politics › Re: Opening Bola Ahmed Tinubu Cans Of Worms by astonished: 5:52pm On Sep 13, 2023
OP Na mumu oo,

No man born alive or institution in this world can remove Tinubu as Nigeria president.

You people are just wasting your time, hurting your soul, nothing will come out of all these nonsense, what did you do to Buhari certificate saga, his 8 years complete.

You Obidient people don't have sense at all, the person you people want to kill yourself over doesn't give a Bleep, he got the power already and nothing anyone or institution can do.

Listen, if Tinubu was ritualist with evidence, no man on this earth or institution can remove him from the seat, the sword is in his hand and he can do & undo to anybody or Institution.

Try and get sense and find something meaningful to do in life, no one on earth can stop this man 8 years, stop playing
Politics › Re: "You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself" - Umahi Slams Contractor Over Shoddy Job by astonished: 3:57pm On Sep 12, 2023
How come doing business in remote areas make one detribalized, doing business outside your region is for your own survival, it has nothing to with detribalized, just like people leave Thier country to other countries looking for opportunities for job & make money, how does that change them from who they are,

Take it or not, Igbo are the most trybalist ethnic groups in this country, with staunch evidence, don't use the wrong yardstick to judge that

Supremos:
Tell us those that are detribalized in your region.

Igbos remains the Most detribalized sets Nigerians ever.

There's no remoty part of the country they are not doing their business and contributing their qouta towards developing the area, via tax and infrastructure. Tell us where you come from and how detribalized your people are.

The incident with the jamb girl shouldn't be the yardstick to say Igbo leaders are not detribalized. The defense of the girl is more about her being minor than being igbo
Politics › Re: Lets Hope And Pray Tinubu Doesnt Get Disgraced From Office. by astonished: 2:54pm On Sep 12, 2023
We too have mumu, zombies in this forum.

Who have that power to remove Nigeria president?

Some of you Obidient are still living in fool paradise, nobody or institution have that power to remove sitting president of Nigeria.

Obidient know this, no one or institution will remove sitting president for you because of your emotion or imaginary fake and bigotry messaih.

Who dare to remove Buhari even with no certificate.

I am just speechless at the level delusional & zombiesm you people are.

All these drug case, school results buhaha is just for you to have something to masturbate for 8 years so you won't commit suicide as a result of election outcome.

Common sense is no no for people to know that the person you are fighting, God is %100 with him
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Was My Classmate In Chicago State University, by astonished: 2:28pm On Sep 12, 2023
Enemiesmasquera:
Lol... Una go explain tire. Las las Tinubu will finally ask to leave Aso rock all by himself
Huummmn, so some of you people still believe that thier is somebody somewhere or some institution somewhere or some reason some where have a power to remove sitting Nigeria president?

You people are too dullard, zombie, mumu & truely headless mob, you people are living in foool paradise.

No anybody or Institution in the world can remove a sitting president in Nigeria, you people don't know how powerful Nigeria president is, everyone and institutions answer to him.

That man you see there will spend complete 8 years unshakenly, learn to accept the reality and stopped deceiving yourself and live in foool paradise.

Even Buhari with all the noise, incompetency & no certificate spent his 8 year, who dare to remove him

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