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Foreign Affairs › Re: The World Is Going Through A Global Reset by astonished: 11:35am On Oct 09
Nothing can work in this country, we must discuss how we want to live?

Can we survive living together? What's the solution to contradiction of our interest, ambition, culture, custom and tradition?

Lot of things must be settled before any idea can work in this country.

Remember, we are not one, but force to live as one.

Our problem is our difference, not all animal that can live together, not all human being that can live together.

We must visit & review the constitution that makes it by force to live together, something that was done out of someone greediness
Politics › Re: If Nigeria Were Your Company, Would You Make Tinubu The Manager? by astonished: 8:44am On Sep 19
Yes
Sports › Re: Men Are Not Smiling, 300 Naira To Win 13 Million Naira Ticket Almost Done by astonished: 11:22am On Aug 31
I want to dey bet, but I don't know much about football, cause I focus on something that gives me money.

I just need side hustle that can bring good money, I don't want all these small odd, but something millions winning that will be playing with small amounts.
Politics › Re: Update On Tinubu Drug Case: He Confirms A Criminal Past! by astonished: 1:11pm On Aug 29
So what happened next?

The Agulu clown fraudster become president?

Endnigeia
Foreign Affairs › Re: "In The End, Freedom And Truth Will Prevail" - Pavel Durov (Founder Of Telegram) by astonished: 7:46pm On Aug 25
Government needs to have level of control over all these social apps.

There are many loops in all those app that scammers & criminal are using to commit various crimes.

And security agencies will become helpless to help their citizens who are victims through all these app.

That's why it's necessary owner of these app should give government some level of control on thier social media app.

It has now becomes tools use by criminals to commit various crimes with millions of victims everyday.

If government is responsible for safety of their citizens, they should have some control over those app
Culture › Re: LASG Declares Today, Thursday August 20th, 2026, As Work Free Day To Mark Isese by astonished: 8:02am On Aug 20
Stop foooling yourself, are you a member?

No one cares about your rubbish, no one just wake up one day & call it evil spirit.

Because that's what it's

olaniyilukman:
it will never be well with you and your entire generation, na our culture and tradition be satanic abi but the brainwashed God given to you by white is clean abi
Romance › Re: Man Laments As Lady He Met On Facebook Disappears After Sending Her Money To Com by astonished: 5:31pm On Aug 13
You never tell us where you see your banny,

Just know say na luck you get, no be you smart pass, to see woman way no dey after money

Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
My gees,any banny born of a woman who demands money for transport before she can visit you is a Ghana-must-go bag full of red flags angry.

Just yesterday,I had a date with one. This banny came to my location and I was sitting where I sat , just observing if she'd pay the bike man that brought her. She paid him. After the bike man left,I asked her how much she paid,she said 1k. I gave her the money,but guess what,this banny rejected the money,Na once I use style put my money back for my back pocket cheesy. Na then I realize say true true not all naija bannies be scallywag like I dey normally dey reason Dem to be angry.

There's still hope for una wey be single guys cuz as it stands now,I don leave una bachelorship for una angry
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Sleeping With Another Man. Pls What Should I Do? by astonished: 5:19pm On Aug 07
She's not your wife & never belong to you.

She's free to have side dick, just like you are free to have side p*say.

You don't need to do anything stupid, because she's not your property & she doesn't do anything wrong.

It's just your own time on her, Abi you don tell her say you want marry her? Use your time & allow other to use their time until you are all ready to marry whoever God says it's your own
Science/Technology › Re: What You Should Know About The Bird Called Crow. by astonished: 10:02pm On Aug 05
Kaymansion:
shocked Crow is a very mysterious bird, if you eat or sell them, you will be a thief for rest of your life with no remedy
It's evil bird
I will kill it & nothing will happen,

I don't know much about the bird, but the only thing I know about it it's an evil bird,.

No, no one tell that, No I never read it to be evil on Any book.

I am just highly a spiritual person & I know evil things if I see one.

If I kill it, nothing will happen
Politics › Re: Joke Aside Which State Can Tinubu Get 50k Organic Votes In 2027 by astonished: 8:32pm On Aug 04
Go to APC secretariat in your state and ask for number of members they have?
Politics › Re: Breaking: Tinubu’s Primary, Secondary School Certificates Missing In Inec-publis by astonished: 6:19pm On Aug 01
So if someone misplaced his certificate, does that mean he doesn't go school?

Someone that Nigeria army raid his house to kill more than 4 times, they take away all his documents including pictures
Science/Technology › Re: Please What's The Name Of This TV Being Used For This Presentation by astonished: 5:58pm On Jul 26
Let me help you.

It's called: interactive board or interactive whiteboard.

An interactive board is a large touch-sensitive display device used for digital collaboration, teaching, and presentations. It allows users to write, touch, and control computer applications directly on screen.Key FeaturesMulti-Touch: Supports 10 to 20 simultaneous touch points so multiple people can write or draw at the same time.Wireless Sharing: Casts screens from laptops, tablets, and phones without using cables.Built-in OS: Runs systems like Android or Windows directly, offering app support for tools like Zoom and Microsoft 365.Common Use classrooms: Displaying interactive lessons, digital ink notes, and educational software.Meeting Rooms: Running video calls, brainstorming on digital canvases, and saving meeting notes instantly.For a quick guide on how to navigate and write on an interactive display: 3:19,

How to use an Interactive Whiteboard344K
Politics › Re: Seyi More Powerful Than Shettima Under Tinubu – Kwankwasiyya Spokesman, Mohammed by astonished: 10:56am On Jul 13
During Buhari tenure, cow are more important than many Nigerian.

Cow lives are more important than so many Nigerian citizens live
Politics › Re: Honestly APC Will Have To Rig %100 To Win..or by astonished: 10:00pm On Jun 14
Can you suggest person people should vote for? This coming presidential election
Politics › Re: Zekeri Umoru: How We Plotted To Access Presidential Villa To Capture Tinubu by astonished: 11:23am On May 23
Mathewrichard99:
From the names and quality of the coupists. Nigeria would be worse off than the current situation we are going through. It's even a sectional coup planned by some ex army officers, police etc and of course sponsored by ex governor of Bayelsa state, ex petroleum Minster...i tell you, these coupists would deal badly with Nigerians. Those officers are typical northern illiterates that believe in violent. They would definitely enjoy killing Nigerians that says anything against them.....
😂😂 Do you really think they'll last 24hours if they even succeed in the coup?

This is not 1964, no coup can't succeed in Nigeria of nowadays, when we already tired of our existence together.

They will just get a precise missile that will land in their bedroom from international community.

This is not 1970s
Politics › Re: Zekeri Umoru: How We Plotted To Access Presidential Villa To Capture Tinubu by astonished: 11:17am On May 23
Aleister:
Coup suspect, you people didn’t plan well. Nigerians would have been happy if your plan worked. Fuel for neva reach N1400 by now.
Nigeria will breakup if the coup is successful,

It's politicians that's holding this country together, if you kill their leader "Tinubu" the whole Yoruba politicians & non politicians will be mad & breakaway from Nigeria, even international community will support it.

I only pity people like you & other trybe like Ibo that will jubilate about the killing, because that will be the end of thier existence in all southwest state.

Like you live in my house, then assassin come to kill my father, then you are happy & jubilate 😲, even if I don't tell you, you should know you need to abandon your properties & run away for your live & never come back
Politics › Re: Olusegun Bolanle Gbeleyi Congratulates Yayi On His Adoption As APC Candidate by astonished: 2:51pm On Apr 14
Yayi 😂😂😂
Very useless man, the state is in trouble
Politics › Re: Ogun 2027: Olopade Aligns With Tinubu’s Youth Inclusion Agenda, Supports YAYI by astonished: 11:01pm On Mar 18
Another incompetent mofo supported by Tinubu to continue where the useless current governor stop
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Reprogram My Life, I'm Tired Of Patronising Prostitutes. by astonished: 5:24pm On Jan 17
Let me help you out.

If anyone tells you it's ordinary, pls ignore the person,

What you are going through is call spiritual konji, it's disease you will catch when you are patronizing brothel.

I was in your shoe before, your soul will not rest, until you patronize them & cum, and the circle continues, you won't be able to focus on anything tangible in life.

This is because most of those girls you sleep with are not ordinary, some of them has done juju in their p*say & any man that climb them must come back to patronize.

Others are jezebel spirits on their own that use man climbing them for their power.

Some spirit will be following you & control your mind, it's not small things.

But gen-z who read this won't understand

Solution:
You need very strong spiritual cleansing from pastor or spiritualist who have clean spiritual powers, not all these babalawo or alfa, pastor that do juju secretly.

After you have the cleansing successful, you will notice the urge will disappear & the thought will disappear, but you will still need to help yourself to stay away from them, by avoid watching porn & any other material that will arouse you.

Because surely, those spirits it's casting away from your body will be visiting you sometimes & you will need to fortify yourself to conquer them.

Try to get a girlfriend, get something that will get you too busy & lastly, give your life to Christ by fasting, going to church & go vigil.



KiNg0G:
Just this year alone, I have had sex with over 20
prostitutes. It's almost like I am cursed or swear for with this kind of lifestyle.

While people were in church Jan 1st I broke my resolution before the year even started, had marathon sex that night and one would think it will be enough but it never is.

Before then I have been trying to change the whole last weeks of December, even on Christmas eve and the 25th I was still holding myself, the urge to patronise them kept calling but I kept my cool was adamant on my resolution but on new year eve I lost it all and the relapse is so bad that I haven't rested since Jan 1.

From one brothel to another, different spots carrying daybreak, short time. I have lost a huge amount of weight within this 2weeks but I can't just stopped it's almost like I am jazzed... like a reflex action that I don't even think, it just happens..

I know it's the price I got to pay for starting with prostitute in my teenage days and it became a habit but now it's getting worse and I'm starting to think this isn't normal, they've gotten to me.

If I know anyone to go tomorrow to get a permanent solution even if it means paying for it I will. I met a pharmacist sometime last year if there's any medication I can take to kill my sex drive. He didn't give me a reasonable response, I just need help on how to reprogram my life, my brain to live like a normal human being with purpose and focus in life other than patronising prostitutes..it gets so bad that I take loans from friends and app to expense this lifestyle. I can't watch 2026 passed me by yet again with this kind of living. Now I am sober but give me 24hrs time especially tomorrow Sunday, I'm back to the same ways.

I need help.
Crime › Re: Soldier Kills Teenager For Challenging Him For Making Sexual Advances At His Sis by astonished: 4:41am On Jan 06
If this soldier is sentenced to death, two precious life's would have been lost because of lack of discipline and anger.

Do you read the post at all? And what's precious about life of useless Nigerian soldiers whose only mentality is to maim, brutalized, threaten innocent civilians before they can all feel accomplished as a soldier.

NICOGRAVITY:
No matter how brave and courageous you are, don't ever fight a man with a gun. A man with a gun is a majority.
Don't ever allow a witch to kill you and later confess and ask God for forgiveness.
Be wise, act like a fool for the sake of your life. Life doesn't have duplicate.
Always fight from the place of safety and as you fight, apply wisdom.
If this soldier is sentenced to death, two precious life's would have been lost because of lack of discipline and anger.
Crime › Re: Soldier Kills Teenager For Challenging Him For Making Sexual Advances At His Sis by astonished: 4:38am On Jan 06
Where are the useless Nigeria youth "if soldier slap you crew". Bunch of stupid nigerian youth who thinks live of useless Nigerian soldiers are more important than any civilian.

Like it's soldiers right to kill innocent civilians
Politics › Re: New Tax Laws Will Commence On January 1, 2026 As Planned - Tinubu by astonished: 7:26pm On Dec 30, 2025
You people won't stop amazing us with your stupidity.

Who you want to gaslight?

Even as a Yoruba man who don't like Tinubu, forget it, he should continue instead of your useless Obi
Brendaniel:
The Islamic north will learn the hard way, they think Igbos are their major enemies, shebi they are following Tinubu to do Muslim Muslim ticket, no wahala, next time even if they see Igbos picking MNK for president if they like they should not click follow...

Igbos abeg when the fireworks start, na to sit down dey look them, we have no hand in the nonsense they brought upon themselves thinking they were trying to teach Igbos a lesson
Politics › Re: Lagos Governor Sanwo-olu Swears In Speaker Obasa's Son As Agege Chairman by astonished: 1:04am On Dec 23, 2025
😂 😂 😂 The day you people can differentiate between politics, politicians & ethnic group is the day you all have a function brain & will understand problems of this country.

Political party & politicians are not ethnic groups, they don't represent ethnic groups, they're just small groups of people, doing their things the in their own way


Dalohad:
The truth is Yorubas do not practice proper democracy. They are monarchical in nature and monarchical people cannot claim to be democrats, throw Islam to the mix and you have feudalism disguised as democracy.


This is why when some people say they want to leave Nigeria, some Yorubas think it is absurd not to bow and worship your fellow man in political dependency.

When you study some people, you will know why they think they way they do..

Democracy and Yoruba should be almost two opposite words.

I give say that it is either good or bad.. Just stating facts..
Politics › Re: Former Lagos Deputy Governor Orelope-adefulire Loses Only Son After Dubai Surger by astonished: 7:48am On Dec 12, 2025
So what is our business with that?

If she likes, make she losses all families, is that concern us 😔.


Orelope families; very wicked, greedy, selfish heartless, corrupt & evil families

Wickedness, heartlessness run in that family, I mean all of them, very inhuman
Celebrities › Re: KWAM 1: Wasiu Ayinde Wants To Be The Next Awujale Of Ijebuland by astonished: 8:25pm On Dec 05, 2025
😂 😂 😂 he will not be the first tout, thug to be a king in yorubaland, we have many of them already all over the southwest, especially Lagos.

Just know Tinubu personally, be a member of APC, that's just the qualifications to be Oba/Ki ng in yorubaland nowadays


wallrichy:
Imagine, a tout wanna be a king in Ogun State....godforbid bad thing.....even ijebu people would resist this creature with all the juju in their custody.....this is sad that Yoruba thrones is being degraded daily .....Yorubas has Yahoo Yahoo HRH, Fraudster has HRH, 419 Has HRH and Druggy has HRH also.....
Science/Technology › Re: Chinese Astronauts Successfully Back On Earth After Debris Scare (Video) by astonished: 7:23pm On Nov 16, 2025
😂 😂 😂 wetin dem dey find up & down are the reason why you are able to use your phone to communicate with someone else in another city, state & countries all over the world.

They're not their to play, they're their to discover more way of satellite communication, GPS.

nepapole:
Wetin dem dey find upandan sef? Human being wahala too much. Stay one place, u no gree ... hian!
Politics › Re: Dangote Begins Crude Oil Production Soon by astonished: 2:44pm On Oct 28, 2025
Continue deceiving yourself.
Man is using Nigerian resources to enrich himself

Patriotic9ja:
Overcoming challenges. Nice one Dangote. The man who refuses to bow to obstacles. He is debottlenecking every bottleneck

Give it to this man. He keeps turning problems into opportunities. While others are lamenting, seeing problems everywhere. Not knowing that the other side of a problem is opportunities. Same coin with two sides. Even if you dont like him for whatever lazy reasons your dad told you. But try respect his principles, results, doggedness, and consistency. What we need as people is to appreciate and learn from this man who is now an INSTITUTION

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