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CelebritiesRe: Comedienne Emmanuella Celebrates Her 7th Birthday Today (Photos) by asumo12: 4:11pm On Jul 22, 2017
Augustap:
Ok but you have to help me
.
tongue
CelebritiesRe: Comedienne Emmanuella Celebrates Her 7th Birthday Today (Photos) by asumo12: 4:11pm On Jul 22, 2017
Joysmith2:
Stop taking alcohol, E no gud for ur body...wat re u even saying....
I'm only commenting am not saying!


Am I communicating?
CelebritiesRe: Comedienne Emmanuella Celebrates Her 7th Birthday Today (Photos) by asumo12: 4:01pm On Jul 22, 2017
muffyt05:
Just for you to wish a successful 7yr old girl a HBD,you came out with the most foolish and dumbest comment in the world all for 'likes'...chai,you are doomed.
Back to the matter,Emmanuella,HBD darling,may you continue to grow in knowledge,good health and prosperity. Pls don't mind the other bros commenting rubbish,I've scolded him for you
Don't allow your demons to take you to Hell, introduce them to Heaven
CelebritiesRe: Comedienne Emmanuella Celebrates Her 7th Birthday Today (Photos) by asumo12: 4:00pm On Jul 22, 2017
Augustap:
Asumo come lets discuss... Lets figure out how to tighten the loose screws in ur head grin
Don't allow your demons to take you to Hell, introduce them to Heaven
CelebritiesRe: Comedienne Emmanuella Celebrates Her 7th Birthday Today (Photos) by asumo12: 11:10am On Jul 22, 2017
I could have commented but I don't want to do that not that I dont want to comment but I Will comment when I think of something else to comment now that I have come to conclusion of what to comment I will have to comment very fast because I want to read other stories, mind you when you comment don't insult others that comment, thanks for reading my comment, now you can comment��.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Orders Unmarried Youths To Choose Each Other by asumo12: 1:00pm On Jul 21, 2017
angry angry
IslamRe: Being A Full Hijabite Plus A Footballer, Outter The Fold Of Islam? by asumo12: 12:34pm On Jul 21, 2017
me too!!!



https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03459/iranian-womens-foo_3459298k.jpg


maclatunji:
Your Fatwa is saying that playing football professionally is a sin. I just don't have evidence for that.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Gunned Down While Negotiating For Ransom In Abia State.Graphic Photos by asumo12: 10:37pm On Jul 20, 2017
I just need italianwine
CrimeRe: I Went Into Robbery To Prepare For My Baby’s Arrival – 22-yr-old Graduate by asumo12: 11:32am On Jul 19, 2017
Na lie
SportsRe: Tammy Abraham Buys Cars For His Parents (Photos) by asumo12: 11:27am On Jul 19, 2017
[b]Domestic punishment*

I offended my wife and she insisted a million sorries were not enough. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her to choose a punishment she considered satisfactory.

She said I should do all chores for one week. I quickly agreed.

That was the worst punishment I served in living memory.

If you think you have patience, wait till your wife leaves you with two kids and goes to gist with a neighbor for hours.
One hour seemed like one year. Yelling and commanding fell on deaf ears; it was as if the kids conspired with their mother to raise their disturbance to power 2.

I couldn't even take my calls; Facebook update was no-go area; the crying was loud and persistent.

What of the poopooing and peeing? And for someone easily disgusted, I was sooo beaten and alarmed.

The house cleaning, dish-washing were something else.
I learnt that one child can use 3 dresses/wears per day.

Preparing their meals was like Kachikwu and fuel. Preparing ordinary pap was like Buhari and 2016 budget.
I wasted a couple of dishfuls before I came close to getting it right.

Then, the feeding proper was like Fashola and electricity.
For every spoon each of them took, we had to run around for several minutes. I was furious but they were laughing and playful.

By the second day, I was completely humbled and asked for amnesty.
Processing the application was like Nigerian police doing crime investigation. Approving the application was like Nigerian military defeating Boko Haram in Sambisa forest.

In the end, to win a temporary amnesty, it took APC tactics on Nigerians; I made so many promises without thinking of how to fulfill any.
I just wanted to get off the punishment.

Mothers are something out of this world.

They're so special that it is only them that can be called Mothers.

*Thumbs up for all mothers out there. You're all too great.*
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*Who is a womanhuh??*

Woman has the most unique character like salt, her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless.

Pass it to all the lovely ladies...
Your Mother. Your Wife. Your daughter. Your sister and your friend.

Forward to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth.[/b]
SportsRe: Tammy Abraham Buys Cars For His Parents (Photos) by asumo12: 11:26am On Jul 19, 2017
cry

FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by asumo12: 8:43pm On Jul 18, 2017
Indomie and ewedu!







Ewedu and Agege bread!






Bread and coconut oil...




Endless list
TravelRe: Overspeeding Causes Ghastly Accident In Ibadan, Oyo State. Photos by asumo12: 3:17pm On Jul 18, 2017
EOD


NA END OF DISCUSSION SO...













































NO STORY...


NO DISCUSSION...


KOSORO...



END

grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: Panic As Vehicle Goes Up In Flames On Lagos Highway. Photos by asumo12: 11:50am On Jul 18, 2017
cheesy




https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/gc.gif

johnwizey:
Yes, i'm thinking what you are thinking that it is only a 1st class fool, a good for nothing idiot of the first order and a total waste of sperm with a cloudy brain which i believe you are not, that will sell his/her kidney when he/she is able bodied and can work.
CelebritiesRe: Skales Accused Of Hating Wizkid For Not Wishing Him Happy Birthday As He Redacts by asumo12: 8:17pm On Jul 17, 2017
Which lane be that??

CelebritiesRe: Eki Osagie Transformed Into Sam Loco (Late) By Hakeem Effect by asumo12: 8:11pm On Jul 17, 2017
cry angry

CelebritiesRe: Fola Falana Is Engaged. Falz' Sister Set To Marry (Photos) by asumo12: 9:59am On Jul 17, 2017
ElectronicsGuy:
1kva inverter for sale..
With LCD display monitor..
Working perfectly!!

N15000
0811-9387235
Kileleyi
CrimeRe: Fake Soldier Arrested While Osinbajo Was Inspecting Mokwa-Jebba Bridge (pics) by asumo12: 9:08am On Jul 17, 2017
This man! I know him well well with that black corolla, I dey jam am for car wash for area na! I thought as much that why a whole colonel no go dey waka with provost Marsha!!!




So oga Ibrahim na fake colonel! shocked shocked shocked



Did you know that Facebook will never allow you to write "most beautiful girl in the world" as a commentor post. Try it.
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Doctor And A Nurse by asumo12: 6:14pm On Jul 13, 2017
tohpahz:
I know this. But I'm married already na.
When?




Where?





Who?





Why?





shocked
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Doctor And A Nurse by asumo12: 6:12pm On Jul 13, 2017
ggrin:
bro

Alaaye mi asumo grin
Oganla ggrin
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Doctor And A Nurse by asumo12: 12:11am On Jul 13, 2017
KingTom:
and the yansh cry
shocked

Oh lawd!



That yansh!



Tohpahz just allow oga na...





Even if na from back!
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Doctor And A Nurse by asumo12: 10:35pm On Jul 12, 2017
tohpahz:
Lol grin
u can do it,u just lack d confidence!
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Doctor And A Nurse by asumo12: 10:34pm On Jul 12, 2017
KingTom:
grin lipsrsealed
t

Ogami! Èyan ggrin
CrimeRe: Man Tries To Sell His Father’s House After Hot Sex With Calabar Woman by asumo12: 4:57pm On Jul 12, 2017
Alaba
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Saraki Swearing In Ademola Adeleke As Osun-west Senator by asumo12: 4:56pm On Jul 12, 2017
Ochasky23:
O
Oya judge yourself, do you have sense?
Na chijioke ooo
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Doctor And A Nurse by asumo12: 4:50pm On Jul 12, 2017
This could be kingtom and tohpahz






But...
































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lipsrsealed
Car TalkRe: Reasons Why Your Car Consume Much Fuel by asumo12: 4:41pm On Jul 12, 2017
Am guilty of last one
BusinessRe: Dangote To Own 50,000 Cows, Produce 500m Litres Of Milk By 2019 by asumo12: 11:48am On Jul 12, 2017
That *disgusting moment* when you are
*kissing* your partner and you notice some
*rice particles*
*in his/her mouth*
And you asked
*"Honey Did You Just Finished Eating??"*
and your partner says
*"No dear..I just finished vomiting"*.
Fada laud, I'm ready now.
Take My Soul.!!!
wetin u go do
Technology MarketRe: Protect your phone with new Shockproof Transparent Casing For Iphones, Samsung. by asumo12: 2:35pm On Jul 11, 2017
do u have phone Samsung S6 EDGE+
CrimeRe: Student Crushed To Death In Imo While Being Chased By Masquerade (Graphic Photos by asumo12: 12:38pm On Jul 11, 2017
Wey the masquerade
RomanceRe: 6 Winning Tips To Get Your Partner Back by asumo12: 12:32pm On Jul 11, 2017
maxiuc:
Owo ni koko

Money changes many things
And money no dey fall from heaven!
RomanceRe: 6 Winning Tips To Get Your Partner Back by asumo12: 12:30pm On Jul 11, 2017
And never go broke!
























Else











Break up fall on you...
angry angry angry

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