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This country is making me sadder everyday.

hey tryp to put a better picture cause im sure it has some features that a future owner will want to see.


thanks ill send u an email.

sorry sir sorry sir, I was inside the toilet.

madam icekillu is warming up the peppersoup and nkowobi.

please let me take ur order, abeg make i wash hand first.

why who what where who grrrrrrrrr

I have one that is green white green. i fit dash u sef

u want ?

^^^Rukie whats urs naa??

me, my hands, according to the babes not sure wether thats a good thing or bad

ok,

let me get my bow tie and waist coat.

aah my ogas I just dey decode am so our women customers will not say this place na ashawo joint.

you guys sef u supposed dey fast with this kind thing. how i go give my chiar men left over food.

I fit organise u one correct takeaway pack, just call my number whenever u dey come, the ting go inside nylon bag for u

vipey baba

howfars, pls can u post pics of the engine and owner seat at the back inside. thanks.


pls post your email addy so I can email u directly.

American breed lol

like say u dey describe dog.

the shorties are in different corners having quiet conversations with men.


Pls I am looking for job. I would like to be a waiter in this bar.

I hope u guys give good tips o, no make i throw asun for ya head o.

KC is it the same babe who slept in another corpers house last https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=393143.msg5449787#msg5449787 or a different one??

na wa o u and this girl sha!!!!

nico gravity its ok, u have yapped the guy, the thing is going dry stale and bobo still de try ride on the hype of the diss.

go and do ur work jare.

about the time when Im 29 years old

aaaaaaaaaanyway back to the topic,

@poster
he is trying to be silly, the guy seems very confused he is probly young from that answer maybe 23-24. Im guessing he has very bad friends who pressured him to do it, and he is someone who cant think for himself. Ignore him and dont let his answer keep haunting u pls.

mama-gee:
She's more of the World's Most Renowned Slut!
Curvaceous my foot!

how? why? who has she slept with?? does she have xtapes out? tell us who u think is curvaceous

I think you should ERASE HER FROM MIND

hhhm there are many many variations to these tricks.

theres one that someone would come to you offering u super striker comic in texaco, i think they have stopped that now.
theres the one they would continue selling from okada, thats y they always like selling to okada before u, if ur not looking they just continue.
when someone offers chewing gum he might be distracting u.
when they start wiping your windscreen dont look at them, look at the meter
theres one that they manipulate the hose so nothing is coming out although the meter is running that one is the hardest and i think it happens in ap/oando stations.

^^^hehe I think that child belongs to someone called walestar he might be in the sexuality bar across the road.


ok ayettymama dont worry, u just sit down eh, jooooooo now no vex, eh pele my dearie pele.

Ok i will order fish for u, u wont leave our side today oooo.

barmaan please bring biiiaaar

ask mama iiicekilu to bring two fish, one nkwobi and pne asun, small stout and maltina plus smurnof ice for ayettymama. Pls bring water so she can wash her hands .

dude just try to take it easy.

think of better things and try to make ur mood better.

Its not going to be easy and will take time but work through it and u will come out a better man. Remember it could always be worse, imagine if she has like 2 of your kids then decides that she wants to leave u or go back to her ex that kind of thing is even harder.

take it easy and make sure u enjoy ur weekend.

check vipeybabas thread

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-337531.0.html

morning guys,

have serious hangover whats the best cure ?

Ayettymama pls dont leave the bar now, oya what do u want ill buy u drinks all of today, we like the peppersoup and fried meat u make for us. Come and sit down here
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eeer I was expecting insult.

I normally drink remy on a good day or star if wallet is empty.

tenxz sha i accept ur drink.


let me drop one bar joke sha what do u guys think.


two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender. "I'll have a glass of blood," said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "that'll be , one blood and one blood lite, "

nora problam nora problam intimaciestbabe

can i take u home now just joking


so what do u suggest I drink??