U don forget ur purse o! **trying to peep inside** all this ladies sef,u just can't imagine wat's in thier purse.

@ daylae
ole! ole!! barawo!!!
wetin u dey find inside my sista purse, abeg give me d purse jere (collected d purse and pocketed it)


@ayattymama
Abeg go and open ur own shop, i will b d first 2 patronize u
i will be payin u 4 ur services at d end of d month wen i collect my allawee

fishaboi:

una well don o!
barman giv me one gulder and half pot of fish peppersoup. i will pay with my Transcorp share certificate.

lol no make the barman knock your head o, the certificate will be good for serving suya.

is it too early to start drinking?

No, go ahead. . .

Good morning folks
Omo! Na HARP I dey drink oooh - I need to Help Alhaja Remove Pant

i forget my bunch of keys here yesterday and had to sleep elsewhere

oh there it is!

Barman gimme anything icey

anyone seen YETUNDE here today?

@sexybabes,

thank you jare,

ladies first, barmaaaan give intimacybabes one ribenna and one fish one pomo and one gala!!!

Thanx atilla, u such a gentleman . . .

Una good mornin.how ya all doing.thank God im off duty and Tonia don go her mama place.na beer get me till night.kpolli wetin dey?wetin u bring from abuja.who be that wey dey ask for ribena? This no be amusement park oo! barman dog meat dey?i mean original J5?if not give me fresh fish wit cold star make i use dey jolly.Arsenal suppose carry that Fabianski dash kwara united.wey the star now?

nora problam nora problam intimaciestbabe

can i take u home now just joking


so what do u suggest I drink??

bennygee:

.Arsenal suppose carry that Fabianski dash kwara united.wey the star now?

That Lucas Judas singlehandedly ruined Arsenal's game last nite

atilla:

nora problam nora problam intimaciestbabe

can i take u home now just joking


so what do u suggest I drink??

Well depends what kind of man u r, but i think Jack D on-the-rocks will b fine 4 u. . .
What do u say?

eeer I was expecting insult.

I normally drink remy on a good day or star if wallet is empty.

tenxz sha i accept ur drink.


let me drop one bar joke sha what do u guys think.


two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender. "I'll have a glass of blood," said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "that'll be , one blood and one blood lite, "

mermaid sorri barman

what do u have

i declare 1 bottle for everybody, just drink and quench

Abeg who is the owner of the black hummer blocking the entrance of the beer parlor ?
I suspect it belongs to either kpolli (dividends of Aso rock appointment) or for Ayettymama (to sabotage our bar )
any way come and remove your property make i fit pass .

multi million dollar bar is currently under construction

the exclusive opening will be graced by the presense of Nairalands top celebrities

Dress Brain Code; smart and sensible- no monkeys please Chuvanists and backwards people not allowed

To be added to the guest-list pls contact me

oi u return my purse

see how this man has spent all my money!


hummer aint mine, mine the black porsche cayenne parked ova there *points*

@ ayettymama,why do you wan2 open another bar just to take away kpolli's customers and the fun of this place.beta think abt it properly before your bar becomes like jayjay okocha's bar wey don run down. Kpolli wats up this one wey ur eye just dey follow moyola n.yash like compass reading.giv me cold star joo

I'm curious about where YETUNDE is getting all these money from?

But you still have a chance to think twice about opening another bar

btw
when are u coming home to ~see me?

morning guys,

have serious hangover whats the best cure ?

Ayettymama pls dont leave the bar now, oya what do u want ill buy u drinks all of today, we like the peppersoup and fried meat u make for us. Come and sit down here
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Guys abeg pass me d shayo make i flow too

Bar man abeg give me two chelsea bottle make i tak de cool ma spirit cos i don ova jolly and i get mission wit my babe dis night i nor fit shout.

adolfe bad:

I'm curious about where YETUNDE is getting all these money from?

But you still have a chance to think twice about opening another bar

btw
when are u coming home to ~see me?

i KNOW PEOPLE! BIG PEOPLE

think twice ke?? money has alreadu exchaned hands!

The date will be; neva;eva;neverland!

atilla drink cofee

do i look like a cook to you??

mscheew

Please minors are not allowed in this bar,by the way who get this pikin wey dey hold can of star. He is high like a kite.
Please dont allow human rights people come to start shouting here oh .

Kpolli a word is enough for the drunk oh ! Please give me a bottle of "33" for there !

^^^hehe I think that child belongs to someone called walestar he might be in the sexuality bar across the road.


ok ayettymama dont worry, u just sit down eh, jooooooo now no vex, eh pele my dearie pele.

Ok i will order fish for u, u wont leave our side today oooo.

barmaan please bring biiiaaar

ask mama iiicekilu to bring two fish, one nkwobi and pne asun, small stout and maltina plus smurnof ice for ayettymama. Pls bring water so she can wash her hands .

come who get dat pikin, mschew abeg barman find me gin tonic

This pikin still dey here oh ! Abeg time never reach to close from work. I dey go drunk break.

but people wicked oh na who come give am shack. , bar man give me armarula

I hail oooooooooo
Barman abeg gimme on Harp dia, una Nkwobi remain? Oya bring naaaa

So e don reach 1 carton now------ok put am for credit

Y dis bar com dey dull na , barman no fal my hand, put freemadnes make u ginger dis place na, and BTW gash me one bottle of legend make man high

lol too funny

Barman has deserted his post, Something must be done about it.
This is a breach of the section 17:59 of the B.P constitution.
He is being charged with abandonment of duty, gross neglect of the constitution-AWOL for days now.
Is it the wish of the house to declare him incapacitated?
Those in favor say ayeee!!
Those against say nay!!!
The ______ has it.
For the meantime we need to appoint ‘acting barman’

I need to know if I met my 17:59 appointment? Anybody here!