₦airaland Forum

Jennyclay:
This short failed actor abi comedian should shut up Biko!! He talks too much.

He even failed In marriage sef . Capital failure!!

What’s his business If we don’t wear bra anymore. Why his he always looking at lady’s breast . Honestly men are pervert oo

Bunch of perverts!!!

Nedu touched a nerve...coded Olosho😂

Dshocker:
In aboard, you must work in other to pay your bills, nobody is ready to shoulder or accommodate you, not even your siblings.

Everybody is busy and occupied with work, both male and female.

The girls over there are earning pretty well that they can afford their basic life necessity, so using money to woo them will not work, unlike here where there is no source of income, that is why Nigerian girls has to compromise by selling their body.

Places like Canada or England, do you think you can afford to pay the services of a prostitute?.... When you can barely save more than $2,000 in a month.

You can ask new migrants whatsup with their sex life.... Some stay as much as 1-3yrs without sex.

More than 80% of girls into hookup/prostitution/runs or what ever you call it are not happy with the hustle, but are doing it because they have bills to pay.

80% are not happy with the hustle? Oga, stop this rubbish. There are lots of work to do, online and offline. These ladies are lazy and entitled, so they believe they should be paid for having sex with them. They're happy with the nonsense they're doing.

sweetveek:
please how can I d.m you? I need you to put me through on this airdrop thing

Nothing special. Just join DCCryptoC on telegram. Close the spaces.

$Farb on Arbitrum, is currently minting money like $PEPE. Be careful if you wanna invest. Still not up to 10m cap though.

helinues:
Mynd44
Seun
Oamj4

Rule 2

Cry cry baby. I want to see your mother.

helinues:
Oya tell us where Igbo was mentioned in the article except if you want to revalidated what we have been saying that LP is a regional party

It's written all over the post. Pray and ask God for sense. You lack it.

genius43:
You are currently on Android 11. This update takes you to Android 12.

Notice the first letter changed from R to S

Senior man, I hail.
Ever since I bought my current phone, I've never updated it. It's stuck in 12.5 miui and android 11.
Recently, whenever I perform a security scan on my phone, it says payment security risk. It suggests that I need to update the phone to the current software.
I've heard about problems with certain updates from here and because of that, I've never bothered to try.
Any suggestions on what to do? I use a Redmi note 10s.

Kennyflyair:
Jumia specs is not always correct. It's 6.71 according to gsmarena

Thank you. I just want to confirm make I no go carry gbege.

I ordered this phone from jumia some minutes ago, but I just realized that the screen of Redmi 10c is not 6.53 but 6.71.
Is this a mistake from the heading or is there a second Redmi 10c I don't know about?
Guys, I need answers. I no want to order chinko.

1950Mack:
See am... hehehehehe... abeg go chop goat sh.it with bread... then run to Sudan... dem need worthless maggots like you there

You type like a kid. How old are you?

1950Mack:
Which same line abi your brain don hook rather... sapa na bas.tard... e dey cause brain damage

It's not a pissing contest. Run along.

1950Mack:
All these 10k salary fuel attendant sef.... I sure say you don try yawu+ but e no work... because poverty is ur household title... akushe... poverty can't make you identify real dow even when you see one... poor lackeys always been beefing those atop the food chain... and they keep getting poorer... suffer on pit swine

Still regurgitating the same line? Try something else broke boy.

1950Mack:
Werey never know yet say na him broke... when you jump enter la.goon tell me... fi.sh br.ain... lazy Nigerian yut

All these erratic behaviour, just because I fished out your fake ass? Cry wella😭

1950Mack:
Hehehehe... I don de expect your irresponsible and lousy response since... but I kon realize say your 100naira data don finish... na because of me you subscribe another 100naira data... cheap a.ni.mal... bas.tard son of a stinking pauper... I go feed all your family... indeed I am empty because I am not Dangote yet... my ambition is to displace Alhaji as richest blackman... am sure you don't have any goal in life so you can't appreciate those who do... soured loser... you don chop today so... because oyinbo say - an angry man is a hungry man... no be me be Buhari o... so carry your frustration to aso rock.... wretched scally beggar

Ramblings of a broke guy.

He's still in pain over his loss. He knows he's not gonna win any elected position in Igboland, even if Tinubu makes him the INEC chairman.

favor914:
What truth, that Peter Obi hid money in Panama to avoid paying taxes in Nigeria?

Same money he challenged the Nigerian security agencies to probe?
Same Pandora papers your principal was named in too? Nobody talks about Tinubu's name in Pandora papers, because he's involved in much bigger crimes.
People who live in glass houses don't throw stones.

lhordspy:
You can continue hiding on a faceless forum and be feeling confident to type nonsense.

Hand go touch you too, one day.

Likewise you.
The hatred you vomit here will catch up with you one day.

lhordspy:
Stup!dity will be end of some of you.

You think it is everyone that take nonsense like Buhari and Tinubu. Ask Chude what he is going through now. In his next life, he will never engage in defamation or character criminalisation all in the name of internet cruise again

If people were jailed for their stupidity, you would be serving a maximum sentence for that.
I blame Nairaland for keeping bigots like you around, just for engagements.

Take naturesfield vitamin c, omega 3 fish oil and zinc tab 1000mg.
Alternatively, you can go for original immunace from UK, not India own o! Your immune system will go bunkers. Be ready to eat though, cos it'll make you hungry.

1950Mack:
See werey... you think say na everybody poor like you... poor men always thinking others are also poor... same way a madman sees everyone else as mad.... see your prayer request for my hand... all your generation go work for just a quarter of those papers I held... otondo... werey think say na people wey fat dem de call big man... I like my athletic stature... church rat

Empty vessels makes the loudest noise. If you get, you get. Athletic stature indeed. That's exactly what I expect from a hungry poser like you.

1950Mack:
No be you go tell me my level... 3 companies are registered with me as the only person with significant control... now what does that make me... my annual gain is several people's life dream... the pictures below is my heavy duty diagnostic tool... bought for $1,600... I have 2 other lesser truck scanners with the least costing $600... Samsung Galaxy Fold 3 is priced at $500 or $800 max... I can afford it if I want... so na you make you de your level, thanks

Dey deceive yourself. Those hungry legs cannot afford anything.
No be today we dey see mallam with kettle. Like I said earlier, dey your level.

henry007:
The cheapest I am seeing after a quick search is N699K on Justfones but they're likely out of stock. I can see N725K on Konga tho. Perhaps it'd be cheaper in other local stores.

Nigerians don't buy new Samsung flagship phones or iPhones. He's talking about open box or UK used.

1950Mack:
if dem dash me tecno, infinix, redmi etc I go just sell am or dash another person... since I begin use Samsung I kon realize say phone pass phone... and those ones na toy... I can only use Samsung or Apple

Modified

I just saw the price and my head explode... kilode... shey the phone de browse future ni... as in shey I fit download my future from the phone.... na 2plot of land be dat o... I rather buy Samsung Galaxy Fold 3 instead... I discover say na MD and CEO de use am pass... me too wan show off like oga boss wey I be

Showimg off like MD and CEO is not the same as being one. Dey your level.

tsdarkside:
keep lyin to yourselves....fact remains you are mostly everywhere else than in your region....

question is....:
why....??

you leave your rich region to go live in poor regions....
accordin to una logic....

issue is not braggin,but always insultin others while braggin is foolishness....

Anybody who answers this stupid question is a fóôl.

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Legend of the simp.

Saga16:
Hmm.

But 8k still voted him sha.

In every twelve...

Saga16:
APC still dey beat Labour for Imo state.



A 29 year old for that matter.

Na even Cantab.

Choi!!

Uche ogbuagu was given a chance before, because he was a known comedian with poor background. He got in and started misbehaving, even insulting people in his own constituency. He knew he was gonna lose, so he jumped into the LP wagon, hoping he'll win with Peter Obi popularity. Thing is, Igbos no dey forget foolish behaviour and they also hate tyranny with passion.
So, they voted his stupid ass out.

🧱

femisplash:
Because it is having a negative impact on the economy, the indigenes of Kaduna are engaging in trade by barter. As we speak, your parents at home are suffering and sleeping in hunger because they can't get cash.

Good person. People like you are the reason why we have somebody like Buhari as president.
Voting from one calamity to another.
God will hear our prayers for a better Nigeria.

Solofresh2:
You are the affected one here not El rufai
El rufai can get the new notes if he wants but you, how many new notes have you got

We only need it for buying minor things in the market.
Elrufai and Agbado needs it in order to win election. The difference is clear.

Peter Obi is the man to beat.