₦airaland Forum

Jidibia:
Both you and those liking your post are maniacs.

Lawlahdey:
Lol.. I ain't a saint ma

By the way, is this Audray timms?

jonbellion:
lol they actually believe all the animals in the world entered a wooden boat made by 8 unskilled people and that only two animals can propagate an entire species

SalomonKane:
Well who wouldn't? It's nicer than Vanilla Ice Cream, I'm sure you know this.

SalomonKane:
Sometimes I wonder how you'll sound when you're being given that Australian Kiss.

You do sound more like a mourner, than a screamer.

Jidibia:
Please learn how to capitalize the 'G' when writing God.

UIA04:
Why would the sorry state of another man's drilled ass be my worry?
He should just stay where he is accepted

naijacentric:
u sef no dey inside church

Lawlahdey:
I weep

The way your stupid ass will fry in hell ehn

UIA04:
Yea love wins...



In whatever country he is living in

He should just not step into Nigeria because if we cacth him..

#proud homophobic#
Say no to yansh drilling

joseph1832ng:
LOL. Is that the face you put on when someone is giving you the Australian Kiss?

joseph1832ng:
Why do I get the feeling all you've been saying thus far is just sarcasm.

Beamborla:
Yes, ma'am. Spaghetti now sell for #200 from #60
How do you conduct your service?

So you are also entitled to a volcano of beer and a factory of male strippers

Beamborla:
Oh yes!

So the monster sent spaghetti to pleasure my taste bud, aye. Yet, I still buy it with money, even the price is not stable, it gets affected by fuel price and a common man seem not to be able to afford it anymore... Above all, why can't the spaghetti taste good on its own?


And that picture up there is no proof that your god exist or has been in existence

4everGod1:
well Pasta aka FSM has the tendency to deteriorate when ingested so Pooping is the next viable option...Or did FSM make you unable to poop?

Abeg my comedy break is over. Business beckons....

Lunch today would be FSM with a drumstick on the side and washed down with some ice cold Pepsi... Can't wait.

Flying Spaghetti Bolonaise.

4everGod1:
Open up what? My mouth? Thats the only place he is going in and has always gone in.

Mouth is entry...could be exit if he upsets my insides

The poop shoot is solely exit.


can I eat FSM with okro? experimenting with a new recipe.

4everGod1:
well the only pushing I do with it is when I sit on my white throne in my toilet and push it out...I feel so relieved when he pops out and gets flushed.

4everGod1:
I guess your priesthood isnt as effective as it is supposed to be. Audray seems to be wrongfully informed. lol

4everGod1:
Oh so Pastafarinism is limited to People? I thought FSM was an alien? I guess you did not get the memo. Ask your high priest.

4everGod1:
Oh yes eat more spaghetti so strenght will be your portion...Hey while at it make sure you ride the pink unicorn to the store to pick up the next supply of FSMs.

hopefullandlurd:
we can only spread this gospel, keep preaching to them, telling them the message of Love FSM sent us to

I know its difficult for them because there are principalities and powers like Yahweh and other lesser gods known as "Impasta" in the holy book

let's pray that FSM opens their eyes

I was once like them, fighting and rejecting my creator

let's not give up on their soul

may FSM continue to give us the strength to keep up this good work

R'Amem

4everGod1:
Denying? who is denying? certainly not me....My toilet cannot deny, my dog cannot deny, my septic tank cannot deny so yes there are a few pastafarians in the world....Hope those I just listed top your list.

4everGod1:
Does FSM have a son named Indomie noodles? I hear it does.....How true is this?