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Edward Onoja is a very stupid public officer, d very scum and worst of the igala: a man who God raised from nothing to something began to fight against his own kinsmen in the name of Yahaya Bello. ONOJA, we wil knock u and bello out, wit our voter cards very soon (that is if God does not strike u n bello wit death or madness before then)

what i see here is the spirit of konji at work in the life of men. both engaged in a social contract for mutual satisfaction of primary need, laced wit d prospects of side benefits. the problem however is that d girl n question is still a minor. d mum who should hav stood her ground only cautioned her with 'bedolo onwu ma ka wa joji: my igala brethren understand this), meaning 'do am small small oooh, no carry belle com meet me oooh

congrats. i tap into ur testimony. graduated 9 yrs ago, went ahead for MSc, PhD (Finance) in view, still trusting the Lord for one

OP, cast your bread upon the waters and after many days, it will return back to you. she has sowed seeds and it will surely be repaid. if u dont want to be d vessel used for the repayment of her seeds, flee odawise, you will accept her and find yourself relegating her to d status of side-chick after a while and you will never be able to completely trust her again

looks lyk they hav bin married before in their first world hence the striking resemblance. the only problem i see here is that she left him behind in her second coming, as he was not ready to com jst yet. however, after waiting endlessly for her in the world beyond abi na before, he coudnt hold konji any longer so came the second time only to discover that so much time had elapsed (as d concept of time no dey exist for spirit world). i wish them lots of luv and the happiness they both desire

OP, it can be done but be ready to spend some money to mk both programmes run smoothly. u cant do all assignments, tests, seminar presentations, etc, in addition to ur business or work at the same time. u wil hav to sort some persons to cover ur lapses.
I am wondering however why u should opt for both a BSc and and HND: i do not see any immediate benefits attached to such a venture. HND holders are discriminated against in d work place so why do it? a frend of mine wit HND n accounting in accounting, working in a bank went for a BSc in accounting and i was like, bro why do it since u already have it? his answer was bro, u wont understand. we are greatly discriminated against on d basis of degree and in d event of job loss, we will b d first to be pulled down. thats food for thought

[quote author=brainpulse post=58097021]Northerners earns my respect anytime than the easterners. No easterner can do that

na wah ooo. i resided in the middle belt for a significant number of years and had respect for the core north. but ever since i relocated to the north, two years ago, every atom of respect disappeared. i began to appreciate values of the south south, south west and south east i took for granted. #everyman#is#entitled#to#his#opinion

where dey CV dey mk we scrutinize am. i once edited the CV of a visiting professor applying for a lecturing appointment in my sch back then: saw lots of publications and hundreds of govt panel member jobs, in and outside d country, including working for foreign govts and etc. the prof schooled in canada and US - his CV wasnt this long. some CVs need to be thoroughly edited, irrelevant sections deleted

lookin lyk modern masquarades

alo friends, pls if i register for ICAN, wil i be given exemptions considering my degrees? BSc, Banking and Finance, MSc Banking and Finance, PhD in view, Finance.

[quote author=taiwo3489 post=58053205]Waiting for the OP to become a lepar :

i was invited to play d piano in a program at Christ Embassy in one branch at Kogi State during one of their programs. wetin i see no be here ooo. one young minister came to minister to the church via his stage dance christened 'angel dance'. after dancing wit his co-minister, a lady on stage, we were embarrassed that my guy's trouser began to show the 'great bulge' at the middle (due to the erotic nature of d dance). my guy had to stylishly cover his bulge by putting one hand in his pocket to cover the swell and using the other hand as a direct eye shield before he could leave the stage to his seat. i was like i am dreaming? such actions on my church alter? Dunamis go eat you raw bcoz na from there dem go pursue u go deliver u from that naughty spirit. lolz. any way, shits happen

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jaymejate:
THIS GUY is .... i'm sorry to say, is a fool.
you guys have totally forgotten that, the pastors are human being and not has perfect as Jesus u know.
they too always look for a way to get enlightened. so you too you are finding enlightenment that's why you're there.
teachings can never be perfect.
you are to take the ones that is useful to you and throw away the ones that are not.

the ministry of people is different. some is to teach holiness, some to teach on how to give, some is prosperity e.t.c.

and moreover, they didn't force you to give or did they point gun at you to give?
if they are not giving you what you want to hear, go to another place and stop making people feel like the church is diff.

MINISTRY OF EVERYONE IS DIFF.

you judging them, check Romans 2; 1-3

jaymejate:
THIS GUY is .... i'm sorry to say, is a fool.
you guys have totally forgotten that, the pastors are human being and not has perfect as Jesus u know.
they too always look for a way to get enlightened. so you too you are finding enlightenment that's why you're there.
teachings can never be perfect.
you are to take the ones that is useful to you and throw away the ones that are not.

the ministry of people is different. some is to teach holiness, some to teach on how to give, some is prosperity e.t.c.

and moreover, they didn't force you to give or did they point gun at you to give?
if they are not giving you what you want to hear, go to another place and stop making people feel like the church is diff.

MINISTRY OF EVERYONE IS DIFF.

you judging them, check Romans 2; 1-3

jaymejate:
THIS GUY is .... i'm sorry to say, is a fool.
you guys have totally forgotten that, the pastors are human being and not has perfect as Jesus u know.
they too always look for a way to get enlightened. so you too you are finding enlightenment that's why you're there.
teachings can never be perfect.
you are to take the ones that is useful to you and throw away the ones that are not.

the ministry of people is different. some is to teach holiness, some to teach on how to give, some is prosperity e.t.c.

and moreover, they didn't force you to give or did they point gun at you to give?
if they are not giving you what you want to hear, go to another place and stop making people feel like the church is diff.

MINISTRY OF EVERYONE IS DIFF.

you judging them, check Romans 2; 1-3

pls lets maintain decorum while addressing issues.
on d issue of different ministries, we nid to note that the ministries may be different, however, they are complementary and not opposed to each oda.
many Christians are naive when it comes to the issue of judgment: the bible tells us to test all spirits- yes test all spirits. to test is to check and judge the actions of these spirits via a human being (church leader, choir director, worship leader, etc) to see if they conform to biblical standards.
Apostle was happy when he preached to the Buerians (i am not sure of the right spelling pls) and they left and cross-checked (they went and judged all he taught on the standard of d bible) all they heard by reading and understanding the scriptures themselves. He was happy to call them WISE. some pastors who are not worthy to untie Apostle Paul's foot wear today will be forming i know it all. if i preach, do not crosscheck or judge it- coz it is directly from God. SMH

it is easier to sch abroad and get better grades than in Nigeria: God seekers will easily pass interviews of foreigners than that of Nigerians. easier to secure jobs and be successful abroad than in Nigeria. pray and work hard- someday, God will bless your hussle

OP, u should b glad she didnt deny u- she affirmed that u are in a relationship wit her (to someone she respects, her pastor) and u are sad. if u had chats indicating 'olosho' tendencies, u'l b here ranting about girls and fake luv. she luvs u

let me sum up the whole analogy using statistics
dating a naija girl= {Financial Standard, Prospects of Wealth}
where the endogenous variable is characterized by
a) intelligence
b) being well-informed
c) not totally ignorant

but OP forgot to add the error term where error consist of, but is not limited to;
a) love
b) patience
c) compatibility
d) faithfulness
e) being nice and caring
f) till death do us apart mentality

Problems Noted
a) the sample size is very small to accurately represent the average dating naija girl
b) the F statistics is up to no good. the overall model is statistically unfit
c) the OP needs to carry out a stationarity test on time series data collected on both the endogenous and exogenous variables in order to mk the analysis meaningful for govt policy making
Note Below
Naija has few rich women, the richest being Mrs Alakija. using OP's model, i wonder why Alakija did not take steps to win an equally successful Dangote, being the richest man in Naija, as both of dem will encourage themselves to strive harder and be successful. hmmmmm. my first comment on NAIRALAND

a masters degree is worth d stress. i see 'made' men cruising to sch to tk lectures all the time. they really do not need these postgraduate certificates for a pay rise or promotion. they are after something much better - knowledge. the more knowledge u acquire, d more distinguished and 'set-apart' you are from the crowd and its only a matter of time: what u know will someday translate into cash. a PhD in any field is really a Put-hunger-Down.

Economics will pay u better than Business Admin: Economics is the mother of all courses in the Administrative and Mgt Sciences. you could do an undergraduate degree in Economics and cross over to a postgraduate (MSc) in Business Admin but it is practically impossible study Bus Admin (BSc) and switch to Econs (masters). u WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COPE. moreover, most of the business courses u will com across in sch have economic undertones/aspects studied by econs students

i remember being urged by a pretty female marketer in a Nigerian bank to open a fixed deposit account; she spelt out all d advantages, not knowing that i am a finance person. when she was done, i asked - what is d rate of interest? upon which she replied 5%. all d lectures on investments, portfolio mgt n practice of banking i taught to my undergraduate students began to mk me go crazy at these institutional financial thieves.- banks will keep on ripping off those without financial intelligence

OP. pls take up the issue with the HM of dat sch. pupils do not study current affairs in primary 2. the way ur kid's teacher responded to ur inquiry shows u how disrespectful he is and d sort of attribute n lyf style he will impact into d little kids in his care. education is concerned wit good morals, a well-groomed character and lastly, learning. pls insist on seeing d sch curriculum of primary 2 and d connection linking Evans to ur child, lolz

a selfie to d other world, RIP. NB: situations of anguish, pain and tears are being used to tk snap shots for online post and garnering of lyks.

choosing an inanimate doll over his wife: he needs psychological help, even as d situation is traumatic for his wife

living wit another guy while holding unto u? eating her cake and having it? lucky geh. u know wat to do. its either u get hurt emotionally or she does. pls send her packing