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Romance › Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Augustap(f): 9:52am On Nov 23, 2017

luminouz:
D feeling of running ur fingers over d beards n d way they tickle ur neck if a man nuzzles u...is pure heaven...
U need to try it!!! Might be ur so young u prefer clean shaven niggas

Did your woman tell you this or are you saying this cos you've been nuzzled?
Bia Luminouz my preferences is my business, don't lemme beat you this morning grin

TV/Movies › Re: World Television Day 2017: Share Your Best Movie by Augustap(f): 11:34am On Nov 22, 2017

Dimples129:
It's Julia Roberts again

"Eat Pray Love" here i come grin

TV/Movies › Re: World Television Day 2017: Share Your Best Movie by Augustap(f): 7:48am On Nov 22, 2017

Dimples129:
Omg! I have watched it over 100 times

My new guilty pleasure is: "Eat Pray Love"

Lol @over 100 times. I'll try to see "Eat Pray Love"

Romance › Re: I Was Defiled As A Kid, How Do I Tell My Fiance? by Augustap(f): 11:30pm On Nov 21, 2017

The same way you told us here

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TV/Movies › Re: World Television Day 2017: Share Your Best Movie by Augustap(f): 8:31pm On Nov 21, 2017

PRETTY WOMAN does it for me

Crime › Re: Okada Man Who Raises False Alarm Over Missing Joystick For Free Sex Arested.PICS by Augustap(f): 8:28pm On Nov 21, 2017

How does a joystick disappear? Is it only d eggs dt remain or it disappears with the sausage?
Look at the guy's face sef, like kulikuli

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Romance › Re: Let's See What Your English Name Means On Urban Dictionary by Augustap(f): 2:13pm On Nov 21, 2017

This is mine, not bad at all grin

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Romance › Re: 4 Types Of Ladies We Have In The 21st Century by Augustap(f): 5:05pm On Nov 20, 2017

BrainnewsNg:
i don't know oooooo

Romance › Re: 4 Types Of Ladies We Have In The 21st Century by Augustap(f): 5:04pm On Nov 20, 2017

BrainnewsNg:
i don't know oooooo

Romance › Re: 4 Types Of Ladies We Have In The 21st Century by Augustap(f): 2:23pm On Nov 20, 2017

BrainnewsNg:
Choose one

I think you're number 4 grin

Tell me if i'm wrong grin

Romance › Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Augustap(f): 8:33am On Nov 20, 2017

Kseafresh:
congratulations

Thank you oooh grin

Romance › Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Augustap(f): 8:33am On Nov 20, 2017

Chuzzyone:
topic different meal to different people. Lik ur comment

Romance › Re: She Lost Her Engagement Ring, What Should I Do by Augustap(f): 8:32am On Nov 20, 2017

Kassidy4luv:
she threw it away on my face before and I picked it up. She begged I should give it to her back, which I did. But this time I am quitting the relationship.

Bro I'm not trying to spoil anything, but i don't think the relationship is working out. Marriage is forever, i don't think you want to make a mistake. Decide wisely. I wish you happiness.

Romance › Re: "Universities Should Be For Males, While Polytechnic For Females" - Nigerian Guy by Augustap(f): 8:30am On Nov 20, 2017

Who is this mad person again? Inferiority complex has built a mansion in this one's brain. Leave the ladies alone and work harder next time. They're not the source of your problems

Romance › Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Augustap(f): 8:21am On Nov 20, 2017*

iamsirmichael1:
Oh lawwd??!!

How can you HATE a thing with PASSION??

You guys would not kill someone with laughs

What an English sentence

Passion here means hate bro. Check the definition of words b4 commenting.
I hate the chuck chuck dt comes with all those stupid beards. It makes guys look like they are carrying crown of thorns grin

Romance › Re: A Girl I Met 5 Weeks Ago Said She's Pregnant For Me by Augustap(f): 10:40pm On Nov 19, 2017

You can do the do, but you're not ready to father a child. Was your sperm on vacation when you met her? Better have sense and behave

Romance › Re: Will You Return The Gift? (photo) by Augustap(f): 10:36pm On Nov 19, 2017

makydebbie:
Una no go understand.

Lol. Aiit dear. No mind am grin

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Romance › Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Augustap(f): 10:35pm On Nov 19, 2017

I hate beards with passion

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Romance › Re: Will You Return The Gift? (photo) by Augustap(f): 10:34pm On Nov 19, 2017

I won't even ride such a car, na to sell am be dt. But if my hubby says no entirely, I'm gonna return the car. I cannor come and lose better person cos of ex

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Romance › Re: Will You Return The Gift? (photo) by Augustap(f): 10:32pm On Nov 19, 2017

makydebbie:
If it's that my very stupid ex, then I'm sure there's juju in the car or he has an ulterior motive, so I'll not even wait for my hubby to tell me.

Jeez. Dimples129 come carry your sister grin

Debbie that ex really do you strong thing grin

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Romance › Re: She Lost Her Engagement Ring, What Should I Do by Augustap(f): 10:29pm On Nov 19, 2017

Op many things could have led to losing the ring. But one thing i know is that every woman loves and protects her engagement ring. So na she know how she take lose am.

Romance › Re: 4 Types Of Ladies We Have In The 21st Century by Augustap(f): 10:22pm On Nov 19, 2017

So op you're number what?

Events › Re: Little Boy Photobombs Couple's Traditional Wedding Picture, Disrupts It by Augustap(f): 10:01pm On Nov 19, 2017

New meme aff come grin

Celebrities › Re: Female Celebrities Outfits To Banky W & Adesua Etomi's Traditional Wedding (Pics by Augustap(f): 9:56pm On Nov 19, 2017

This is the real wedding party grin

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Romance › Re: Meet Nigerian Lady That Deliberately Loves To Wet Her Pant All The Time (photos) by Augustap(f): 12:25pm On Nov 19, 2017

makydebbie:
Me I can't too.
I'll just smoke and sleep before I start seeing things and hearing voices.

Kikikikikiki, as in eh grin

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Romance › Re: Meet Nigerian Lady That Deliberately Loves To Wet Her Pant All The Time (photos) by Augustap(f): 12:21pm On Nov 19, 2017

Dimples129:
One pull of that and you fit to see Jesus

I swear you'll see Him in His full regalia. That thing na killer grin

Romance › Re: Meet Nigerian Lady That Deliberately Loves To Wet Her Pant All The Time (photos) by Augustap(f): 9:11am On Nov 19, 2017

Dimples129:
Oya! How you know me so well! I Missed dat one but let me start the rotation

Babe if you take one roll of that thing, you go fit survive? grin

Makydebbie come see wetin big pass our head, this Dimples129 is crazy af grin

Romance › Re: She Lays in Bed, Eats All Day But Doesn't Shower by Augustap(f): 11:05pm On Nov 18, 2017

Take that goat to the slaughter house. She'll be good for goat meat pepper soup grin

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Romance › Re: Lady Catches Boyfriend In Bed With Her Bestie Kissing (Photos) by Augustap(f): 11:02pm On Nov 18, 2017

This one that looks irresponsible. Some ladies no just get choice. Anyway, she's dating her type

Celebrities › Re: Nabila Fash Dares Women To Join Her In Unfiltered, No Makeup Selfies by Augustap(f): 10:52pm On Nov 18, 2017

Female version of bob risky

Celebrities › Re: CDQ: "My Father Gave Me Condom At The Age Of 16!" by Augustap(f): 10:50pm On Nov 18, 2017

And then?

Romance › Re: How Guys Are Responsible For Increase Of Prostitutes In Nigeria - Lady Reveals by Augustap(f): 10:46pm On Nov 18, 2017

This one just tried so hard to justify and promote oloshoism but e no work grin

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