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DebbyCreamy Nice Work....
The Idea Is Good But The expression Is below Par, Nice Work

Nice Story You gat Going On Brotherly......
Ahde Your Back Like School Bag

Everything was just in appropriate order. Our G.s.t timetable was out and lectures commenced in earnest.
One chilly evening me and my brother sly was just inside when I got a call from Kate saying she was on our way towards college of health Sciences (chs) to see me!!
Shooou? I didn't remember telling this girl to visit me naw. I just brushed my teeth and strolled to meet her so we would come home together on my way I saw one of my guy like that going towards the same direction so we strolled together. On sighting Kate she just ran and hugged me she was with one of her friend called Esther our course mate I later learnt
Kate:Austin we have been waiting for you since oo
Me:Bae Sorry naw I was busy
Girls ehn me that prepared and came immediately she texted me am naw apologising for what I did not do. She suggested we should go and eat and I quietly agreed. On getting there I wanted to request for the usual doughnut and soya milk my Bae to be ordered for rice and meat! Chai see gbege yet o! I was just pondering on what to do is not that I don't have the money oo I do but I was thinking if I should spend this money on this two girls then I will definitely have explanation for my brother!!
My head started spinning and I was sweating in the A.c my mind was playing tricks on me.
Mind1:Guy u no go was lose this girl oo see as her face just innocent
Mind2:You Parkwell oo if u enjoy today 2moro nko
Mind1:Once there is life there is hope
Mind2:We the chop hope in? My guy do style as if u the make call make u pass ahead!! Forward ever o
I decided to run oo see me see this two Karashika sent girls!! Amai their fade to feed the make them clear way Jawe!!!!
As we where talking me and my two minds a call just came in my brother sly I just excused my self and went out!
Sly:Oga where you the?
Me: I the Goodnews Chapel we get fellowship but I do the come
Sly:Try come ooo yawa the
Me:Ok naw I the road
I jejely sneaked away from lady P restaurant and was on my way small time Kate was calling me I kept ignoring cus I never get jege to give her yet wen a text popped up Kate:where are you naw? Am going home o I just deleted it sharp sharp and just put my ear piece in my ear scrolled to my playlist and selected Sugarboy ft Kiss Daniel Kilamity!
On getting home I saw my brother in a foul mode
Me:Bro wetin happen naw?
Sly:Landlord show oo him say rent do expire oo I the call mummy she say next week
Sly is actually my mums elder brother only son. He was a police man but later died so his mum got married to another man in Benin so my mum and his own contribute to his schoolong
Me:That way no pure be that when landlord say him the come back
Sly:Him say make we pay am before weekend oo

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

Hehehehehehe! notorious prostitute kwa? more updates sweetie m

"Strolls into thread"! another bomb by InkPaperVodka i guess! favch come o

We arrived makurdi around 3pm, the place was just dusty and bizzare, we sha went inside and our bath's. We bought indomie boiled and ate! i turned onn my Lenovo a313 and went into one whatsapp group chat opened by some boys who were freshers like me. One raggedy girl came making noise.girl:i hate the useless boys inboxing me in this group Me:sango (god of thunder) fall on you there, i dont blame you all fresh:leave that girl august na mumu she be girl:i was not talkin to you two,stop stalking me erigga: wu be this girl naw? we kept cursing karma's daughter till she left! then my phone binged, itwas kate my babe to be sorry i didnt say it earlier one girl lhke that named tboss gave kate my number, kate actually was doing thermd course with me so we became friends even thou we had nt met CHAT kate:austin is that how you curse? TO BE CONTINUED

Yeeh!!! "Parol me" that was my cousin sylvanus, (parol me means a clappy handshake) it was a sight to behold to start with, i had just been admitted into Benue State University. My name is Augustine sylvanus Adamu! am tall dark with pink lips, that day i was admitted i was joyous, i even dashed my brother james 700! Let me start with proper intro! Am from a family of 5, 3 boys and 2 girls. After much hangings i finally went to school with my bro sly thats where my story began!!

So i will be starting a new story naw! hope you guys find fun all the way! ITS A REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE THOU! much also to learn from!! COPYWRIGT 2018! WHIZKIDEFE, favch, InkPaperVodka make una come

Cadec007:
bros you are violating my airspace.......stand down now or risk aerial bombardment.....*turns to soldier* prepare the missilles and wait for my order

F*ck the immature military brouhaha! that lady is epic, she is my type so stand down...! toungue out

Cadec007:
hey! She is mine stay clear!:-@

Tarr! says you who? are you her mouthpiece?

Hmmm! lets watch as the drama concludes! eerm inkpapevodka abi what is your mame again are you single and searching? *winks*

OP one shot of origin for you for that update!! and likai earlier said *bahdt gurl*!

InkPaperVodka:
I don't think wale ever had time to study Arin's pussy. Kiki had more curves, wale was probably thinking she gained extra weight for him to grab on. He probably thought she was tight during sex because they hadn't boned in a while.

Bahdt girlie! its obvious you know what you are doingg!! *winks*

*Panting* finally i met up buh wait o cant be any diffrence so that the dude can get to know its not his wife buh kiki! stuffs like diffrent bweast size, diffrent p**sy shape! cmon are they that alike??

Ikdbabie:
lolz plz dont kill me with laugh o.

TWO NKO?

WHIZKIDEFE:
Your mouth no good o. Lwkmd . You don jam anyone one-on-one before?

Them full o

Ikdbabie:
. Lolz early marriage is good o. So if u born early u rest early

LETS make three babies na

WHIZKIDEFE:
Ogbeni, if i dey vex, i dey know o.
Shuuo, which kine talk be dis na?
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Naso boys dey do abi? You try wel wel, dey there dey mis-yan until, ur eye go soon clear!
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For your informate, i be boy, i nor be boys,
so make you no dey generalise tins anyhow next time you hear?
*Lol
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ikdbabie, just assume you didn't see his mention, ok.
World people, na so dem dey do!
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temidayoslimsy, i sight you.
How are you doing?
*smiles

Oshare i no talk give u o! nairaland 2 get araka turn porsche abeg!

Ikdbabie:
. My guy what to do. When Efe always flatter me. It's a free world so therefore i g@ to blush.

NO born early o! naso boys the do o