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Jesus will be angry if he finds out she wore his sandals.

Urmmm... I know how to compose suicide notes ranging from 1 paged to long notes.. All u need is to gimme her family history and tell me when she intends to die and of course my money.

Its to make you look stupid and also feel guilty. They want you to think they ain't cheap by giving it to you on the first day whilst some wee be claiming semi virgin "ayam shy" but you sha fit drown inside there o

Groundnutrohr:
Keep balling woman

please and please stop pushing your things to us... He is a MAN!!

Usu mia gi onu. the title is usu mia gi onu!

Chisaedhor:
Finally this olosho won wed

have you patronized her before

Her shadow in the third photo be looking like a d**k with a huge scrotum sac... a nam

Olude193:
How can people say this guy is Handsome...


Someone who always opens Gus mouth to allow air inside

E dey pain you oh

This thread go sweeeeeeet and e go looooooonng but sha lemme collect front sit fess

The thread for this post go long shaa... This guys wee now pour their frustrations out.. Lemme find space and keep my pure water for comment readers

God said i should tell you tha he didn't create any perfect being... Wherever your heart finds peace, make it your home ! but if you insist on your own perception....(in ghanian accent) Here is a pat of clay and a backet of water.... Mould him yaself

Well well well... Jokes on her! We are already in 2020 and she doesn't have an engagement ring yet

[color=#990000][/color] my dad's crush sha

She is an adult; a full blown one at that so if she pretends to sleep so she can watch your lovemaking saga... something she also indulges in as fornication sev then jokes on her!

Is this to create a new thread or what? We've had enough biko nu

Congratulobia! Mercy we are waiting shaa

Do you work at NAUTH? I was there 2018... had a case and was admitted.

Smartchoiice:
Then knock his forehead on a concrete slab or wall seven times while recording the sound on his phone

And makes sure he passes out so the brain installation and sense impartation can go smoothly without and interruption from any demons.

Well raise your hands up, like very high above your head and repeat after me... "Oh lord! am senseless, give me a brain and common sense too"

KingAzubuike:
It's not venomous but spits alot for defence?

Weytin he con dey spit then? Na saliva?

No! na showers of blessing wey dey add pain and blindness

ebenezary:
yes you are right. l met a lady when l first came to lagos and she is acting like a virgin and l asked her, are you a virgin when she said no sex till marriage? she replied that she lost her virginity when a brother pushed her and she fell on a concrete flour . OMG

Wish i could haha this post

Me that is thinking of saying no on the moon am i mad?

oshaosha2014:
I have said my own. Enjoy your day.

thats the same thing i did. Same to you dear

[quote author=oshaosha2014 post=85782353]You are not special. The earlier guys realise this the better for them. No human being with a hole under her is special. Boys, wake up.

I hope you realize you just made it knwn that your mama, wife, sisters, and daughters and well every female that comes through you ain't "special" in your words!

You can now decide if you want to eat before eating or eat after eating still, eat while eating....

iCauseTrouble:
No vex bro. I go free her but make she no cross my lane o

Uncle ayam not a man!

iCauseTrouble:
If you allow me vex, I go open your book of oloshoism on and off nairaland. Even that ur new maga wey dey shack you go pick raise when e see proofs and evidence of your hoeness.
Everybody on nairaland knows ur price. Just a food in a nice restaurant or a drink in a Behind bar, you go spread legs like blue band

No dey shake this table laidis nah! my alomo bitter wey i don mix hollandia yoghurt dey on top am shuu