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RomanceRe: Have U Ever Dated Your Coursemates,pls Share Your Experience by austinepreshyus(m): 12:41am On Jul 28, 2014
ednut1: how old are u guys. 18-22huh if in dat category he go fuk u and dumped u with 98% probability. a wise babe shud nt date students. dat working and matured
what were trying to say? That girls should only date working class? Dats a wrong mindset babe!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians To Experience A Week Of Blackout by austinepreshyus(m): 9:57am On Nov 04, 2013
Ruq: One week and you're telling us, i feel honoured mtcheeeww.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians To Experience A Week Of Blackout by austinepreshyus(m): 9:47am On Nov 04, 2013
Ruq: One week and you're telling us, i feel honoured mtcheeeww.
Abi o! Wen peeps have survived witout power supply 4 months nd years alike? How does this change d price of beans in d mrkt?
@ least, dey made an announcement. That s encouraging bt d million dollar question is.. will dey continue dis way?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians To Experience A Week Of Blackout by austinepreshyus(m): 9:45am On Nov 04, 2013
Ruq: One week and you're telling us, i feel honoured mtcheeeww.
Abi o! Wen peeps have survived witout power supply 4 months nd years alike? @ least, dey made an announcement. That s encouraging bt d million dollar question is.. will dey continue dis way?
SportsRe: 25 Private Universities Set For NPUGA Games by austinepreshyus(m): 10:26pm On Nov 02, 2013
With ASUU on strike nd Federal Schls nt beign able to resume........
Cn sum1 tell me hw
dis changes d price of garri in d markethuh?? *goes bck to listening amanda by don williams...........*
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Orders Deployment Of Troops To Nasarawa State by austinepreshyus(m): 9:52am On Sep 19, 2013
At least actions r taken. Against d morons
PoliticsRe: Delta Kidnap-Kingpin Gives Jonathan A 60-day Ultimatum by austinepreshyus(m): 9:20am On Sep 19, 2013
mekaboy: Jonathan don suffer for this him people. A mans greatest enemy are from his own home. The north on one hand jonathan pple on the other hand.

Amnesty for kidnappers? Wonders shall never end. Wetin prostitutes dey wait to demand amnesty or else they spread HIV and AIDS anyhow.

This oil has become a curse.
NB: a mans greatest enemy is frm his own people........
Abeg no spoil my day
RomanceRe: Can You Share A Bed With Your Ex For A Night Without Anything Happening? by austinepreshyus(m): 9:15am On Sep 19, 2013
U see, it depends on how hot my ex is....or beta still I flee totally...... All of una wen go gree dey d same bed!!! Kudos wen u go D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dream say u Dey inside am, only 4 u to wake up to a reality of her giving u d ride of ya life......... CUM to tink of t one round no bad sha. #returns to chopping my fufu nd bitter leaf soup. Choi!
PropertiesRe: 3-Storey Building Collapses In Kaduna, over 50 trapped. by austinepreshyus(m): 10:15pm On Jul 12, 2013
Thats quite old....... its even older than some human beings o, shuwo!!!!!!! grin . Anyways hope it doesnt take any life with it as it kicks the Jerry can?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Zambian Man Bites Python That Tried To Kill Him by austinepreshyus(m): 6:45pm On Jul 11, 2013
Shuwo..... Dem dis Zambies see pampers for my nyashhuh?? Where d hell did d python drop from?....plus was he on excavator or in d excavator..... Smh do pythons live in excavators! Abeg go sell ur rubbish 4 anoda market.
FashionRe: Best Dressed Lady At Miss Nigeria 2013? by austinepreshyus(m): 6:25pm On Jul 11, 2013
Pics 4 in my POV is quite amazing............ Fell in love with d monochrome almost as soon as I viewed.
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by austinepreshyus(m): 7:55am On Jun 04, 2013
alaric saltzman: Nawa ooo...wia una go hide nah??

1. There is one word that stands the test of time and
holds fast to the center of everything. Though
everyone will try at least once in their life to move
around this word, but in fact, unknowingly, they use
it every moment of the day. Young or old, awake or in sleep, human or animal, this word stands fast. It
belongs to everyone, to all living things, but no one
can master it. The word is?

2. I met an old man on London bridge,
As the sun set on the ridge,
He tipped his hat and drew his name,
And cheated at the guessing game.
What was the man's name?
simple too simple....
1. Ans is time
2. Ans is shadow
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by austinepreshyus(m): 7:52am On Jun 04, 2013
alaric saltzman: Nawa ooo...wia una go hide nah??

Very simple too simple......
1. Ans is time
2. Ans is shadow

1. There is one word that stands the test of time and
holds fast to the center of everything. Though
everyone will try at least once in their life to move
around this word, but in fact, unknowingly, they use
it every moment of the day. Young or old, awake or in sleep, human or animal, this word stands fast. It
belongs to everyone, to all living things, but no one
can master it. The word is?

2. I met an old man on London bridge,
As the sun set on the ridge,
He tipped his hat and drew his name,
And cheated at the guessing game.
What was the man's name?
CelebritiesRe: Highest Paid Nigerian Actresses & Their Fees Per Movie by austinepreshyus(m): 12:21pm On Apr 09, 2013
Please can someone explain to ♍Ƹ y I find it so difficult believe dis ish? Cause I № Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ wetin dem D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ aact ƒøЯ dia predictable-end-from-begining movies O °˚˚˚°! Sorry plays. huhPlease can someone explain to ♍Ƹ y I find it so difficult believe dis ish? Cause I № Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ wetin dem D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ aact ƒøЯ dia predictable-end-from-begining movies O °˚˚˚°! Sorry plays.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Deputy-Governor Funmilayo Olayinka Is Dead by austinepreshyus(m): 6:55am On Apr 07, 2013
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vanstanzy: RIP! My sweet heroin. embarassed embarassed embarassed

But the way the Yoruba folks on this forum disregard the dead is alarming. shocked shocked Imagine whats going on in the Chinua Achebe thread, despite the man is dead. Na wa o!
. Oga vantasy the two people are incomparable nw, please dnt make such quotes again undecided . Any which way I greive wit d family too ova dia loss may she rest in d bossom of our lord in perfect peace. *dozes off*
RomanceRe: 7 Things Men Do If They Are Seriously Into You by austinepreshyus(m): 10:48am On Apr 06, 2013
Mtcheeew
PoliticsRe: FG Discovers Another N3.2tr Abacha Loot by austinepreshyus(m): 10:25am On Apr 06, 2013
*chopping my beans nd ogede* no time for story e.. After all his wife said nd I quote "I cant be as poor as dangote". I stand corrected sha.
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by austinepreshyus(m): 10:13am On Apr 06, 2013
Omo game of thrones 4 live . Nice script keeps u on your toes while watching...........moreso I love d semi-British accent all d gloot stop nd d very formal lingua......
FamilyRe: Which Kids Are Naughtier? Naija Kids Or Kids Living Abroad. by austinepreshyus(m): 3:35pm On Apr 05, 2013
cpa-cash:
is this because you grew up in a village?
Abeg help me tell am o. origo villager
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Acquires A White Rolls Royce by austinepreshyus(m): 3:16pm On Apr 05, 2013
undecided the guy dey enjoy him money jor carry on grin. prince ojue: But, congrate anyway.
angry

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