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May 6th, Any mate?

Hi peeps, plz what r the do's and Dont's for an hbp patient? Thanks.

WaltherPPK:
This ice Prince guy is a pathetic liar and an .If he had said he was touched indecently, that would have been understandable.But for a thirteen year old male to say he was forced into sex, is bullshit.How could he have penetrated his so called aunt if he did not have an Attention?Even if he was being excited by the woman he could have run away or shouted for help.And what did he do after the incident? He thinks he is now a star a spew garbage to the public.This guy is just a fake as nigger.

Thank you Bro, U just wrote down ma mind here, He just wanna hav a story in da air, Silly story, he enjoyed it, he should hav screamed nd called for help, mmttsshheeww.

papadenzel:
U sure say no b your true life story u dey use crack joke 4 dis section? Abeg o, ritual riches does not pay. LWKMD

Na ur type go like blood money pass, i talk joke u come tranform am to true life matter, Bush meat!

tonyfred:
Wife: Hun, you see that guy drinking himself silly across the bar? 10years ago he was my boyfriend and i refused to marry him,
Husband: OMG! Lucky b.a.s.t.a.r.d, He's still celebrating.

NICE ONE BRO,

Your house is so small that when i am in your kitchen eating, my elbow pops out in your living room,

Yo Momma is so stupid that it takes her 2 hours to count 60 seconds,

plz who can help me with the price of flying from Nigeria to Dubai and Flying back to Nigeria, plz its urgent, help plzz. thanks.

rakel05:
sorry i don forget wetin i wan write

TOO MUCH MASTURBATION AFFECTS THE MEMORY, SO PLZ REDUCE THE WAY U MASTURBATE,

A Poor man was talking to his son.

Man: my father, ur grandfather was a very nice man, very peaceful but the only problems he had then was poverty, and i took this poverty from him.

Son: So how did he die

Man: He died after a brief illness,

Son: So u couldnt use him for money rituals to break this chain of poverty, u just allowed him waste like that,

Man: how could i hav used my own father for money making rituals??

Son: Well, that is ur own mistake, as for me, I will not allow u waste oh, u will not go like that, infact, im numbering ur days and waiting for the perfect time, i mean it oh,


Man: In tears, So u hav plan of using me for money making rituals.??
Son: I dont know why ur crying oh, my mind is already made up, try and understand, we realy hav to break this poverty chain, i dont want my children to suffer just like im suffering now, ok, sorry, clean ur tears, i will , i will extend the ritual date by 2 weekss

An Urhobo man invited his friends for his father's burial, after lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave. An Hausa man asked why? The Urhobo man smiled & said, ''According to our tradition, the dead man is going on a long journey & need all the food items. The Hausa man dropped £500 inside, and said ''When the food finish, buymore''. The Yoruba man also dropped £500. The Igbo man brought out his cheque book &
wrote a cheque of £1500 & took the £1000 notes as change. U wan try IGBO MAN?? I'M A PROUD ONE,

Old aunts used to come up to a young boy at weddings, poking him in the ribs, and cackling, telling him “You’re next.”
They stopped after he started doing the same thing to them at funerals.” : p

A man was dumbfounded to read his obit in a newspaper. He quickly phoned his best friend. “Did you see the papers?” asked the man. “They say I died!”
“Yes, I saw it!” replied the friend. “Where are you calling from?”

HUSBAND: what are you doing, dear?
WIFE: I am dying.

HUSBAND: (jumps for joy) Oh, dear, how will I live without you?
WIFE: Idiot, I am dying my hair!

HUSBAND: what are you doing, dear?

WIFE: I am dying.

HUSBAND: (jumps for joy) Oh, dear, how will I live without you?

WIFE: Idiot, I am dying my hair!

Bro she is just showing how much she luvs and doesnt want to loose u, Dont mind what some guys are saying here, deep down in their heart, they so wish a beautiful girl would feel insecure for them too, Wel, dont let it piss u off, its da price u got 2 pay for da strong feelings she has for u, all u need to do is always Re-assure wiv ur words nd promises, Im sure she wont complain so much when u get back, All da best!

Yeah, St. Paul said, HE WHO SINGS WELL PRAYS TWICE, so there is power in praises and worship, its something dat many people dont know, Worship is like a perfume in God's presence, a good worhip wiv total concentration draws God's attention faster than prayers, so plz keep worsipping nd spread the message,

Thanks Bro.

plz who knows??

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I never bought dat idea of making 180 a general cut off, at least they should hav bridged da different institutions , maybe 200 and above for universities, 180 - 199 for polythecnics and maybe 160 - 179 for college of education, everyone's jamb score would hav told u where to place ur concentration, but making 180 da general cutoff wil just push the pressure to the universities,

Futocomm.com ,

About 340,000 out of the 867, 000 candidates who met the 180 cut-off point in the recent Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination will not be admitted into any of the nation’s tertiary institutions this year, the Joint Admissions and Matriculation has said.

The Registrar of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, told journalists on Tuesday in Kaduna, Kaduna State, that the nations’ tertiary institutions could not absorb all the candidates because of “limited spaces.”

Ojerinde, who described admission into tertiary institutions this year as a “survival of the fittest,” stated that the space available for prospective students was about 527,000.

He also disclosed that most of the candidates did not choose many of the the privately-owned universities because of high tuition.

The JAMB Registrar told journalists during the technical committee meeting on admission to degree-awarding institutions that except access to tertiary institutions was increased, “we will continue to have a lot of people waiting endlessly for admission.”

He added that the meeting, attended also by representatives of most of the higher institutions of learning in the country, was held to select the first set of candidates into the universities, polytechnics and colleges of education.

Ojerinde explained further that the chairman and secretary of the committee would meet on the admission lists to decide whether the candidates had met the set criteria for admission or not.

He said that once the candidates had met the set criteria, the names of such candidate would be displayed on the JAMB website and those of the universities, polytechnics and COEs chosen by them.

Ojerinde said, “With this 180 cut-off point, we have about 867,000 candidates who made 180 and above, and yet the available space is just about 527,000.

“So, the remaining 340,000 candidates will have no place to go. That is the point, except access to tertiary institutions is increased; we will continue to have lots of people waiting endlessly for admission.

“One of the beauties of this UTME is that we have brought them together and we are saying that they can go to any institution. If the university doesn’t work, college of education may work; if not, polytechnics or monotechnics may work.

“But I am not saying that it is to be for everybody because the space available is still not sufficient.”

The JAMB registrar also said that some of the candidates who failed to secure admission into their preferred institutions would be distributed to schools that had fewer number of applicants.

He, however, added that the University of Lagos, Obafemi Awolowo University, Ahmadu Bello University, Yaba College of Technology and Kaduna Polytechnic had the highest number of candidates seeking admissions.

Ojerinde said, “The schools without candidates to admit are mostly private institutions, but by the time candidates discover that they don’t have any other place to go, they will go to these private institutions because it is a matter of setting your priority right.

“I can’t give the names of these institutions now; they are so many. Some of them don’t have any candidate. The Institute of Management and Technology, Enugu is one of them. Mohammed Goni College of Legal and Islamic Studies, Maiduguri has only 13 candidates.

“Admission is not automatic because the space is not sufficient. You have to try again next time if you don’t get admitted this year. It is the survival of the fittest.”

http://www.futocomm.com/news/

1st. MR IBU (JOHN OKAFOR)- HE'S GOT A VERY FUNNY TALKING MANNER, LOOK, MOVEMENTS, EVERYTHING, HE IS DAMN FUNNY.
2nd. VICTOR OSUAGWU - HE'S GOT A FUNNY TALKING MANNER, VERY FUNNY MOVEMENT (XPECIALLY WHEN ACTING DRUNK).
3rd. NKEM OWOH - HE'S SO FUNNY WITH HIS WORDS, HAS VERY FUNNY ANSWERS FOR EVERY QUESTION.

I JUST WANNA ASSUME UR TRYING 2 GET PEOPLE'S ATTENTION, MAYBE UR OTHER POSTS DONT GET U COMMENTS AND NOW, U JUST WANNA FEEL AMONG, BUT IF TRUELY U SLAPPED UR DAD, IT CALLS FOR DELIVERANCE COZ DA SLAP CURSED U AUTHOMATICALLY, U ALSO GOT 2 DROP A VERY GOOD APPOLOGY WITH U LYING ON UR CHEST, IF NOT, HMM, UR KIDS WONT JUST SLAP U, THEY WIL BEAT U TO COMA.

I CANT ALSO TELL, MAYBE UR DAD ONCE SLAPPED HIS FATHER (UR GRANDFATHER), ITS BETTER U DONT CONTINUE THE GENERATIONAL SON-FATHER FIGHT, END IT NOW COZ UR MIGHT NOT SURVIVE DAT OF UR KIDS,

plz do anyone know wat Hot goat weed and yohimbe is?? and where can one get it in Lagos?? just making enquiries, thanks so much.

Please can some gave me a site where i can see the names and Offices of Nigerian politicians, like the ministers and their minitries, governors, and so on , thanks so much.

CHEATING ON ONE'S PARTNER AND CONFESSING LATER IS GETTING A LIL BIT COMMON LATELY. FOR ME I JUST CANT FIGURE OUT WHY U WOULD FORGET THE PROMISES U HAV MADE 2 UR PARTNER, THE LUV U BOTH SHARE, THE SACRIFICES HE OR SHE HAS MADE FOR U AND OTHER SWEET STUFFS BETWEEN DA BOTH OF U AND JUST GO OUT THERE AND HAV FUN WIV SOMEONE ELSE, THEN LATER U START FEELING SORRY WHICH I FINK MIGHT BE COZ DA PERSON HAS SATISFIED HIS OR HER SELFISH INTEREST, TO ME, I SEE IT AS TRASH, ITS BETTER U CHEAT AND TRY AS MUCH AS U CAN TO LIVE WIV THE GUILT ALL UR LIFE OR TRY AS MUCH AS U CAN TO INGORE ALL ENTICEMENTS AND REMAIN FAITHFUL. I BELIEVE U WOULD BE ABLE TO TURN DOWN ANY ATTRACTION FROM ANY ENTICING AGENT IF U WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL UR PARTNER U CHEATED, I BELIEVE THEY REQUIRE SAME EMMOTIONAL ENERGY , I KNOW THERE IS NO PERFECT HUMAN BUT WE GOT 2 GO XTRA MILE AND MAKE SO MANY SACRIFICES TO WORK TOWARDS PERFECTION. ( DATS IF U REALY WANT TO BE FAITHFUL)