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I THINK THERE IS NEED TO ASK FOR FORGIVENESS OF OUR SINS BEFORE BRINGING OUR REQUEST TO HIM.. BECAUSE THE PRAYER OF A SINNER IS AN ABOMINATION TO GOD, SO THERE IS NEED TO SETTLE WITH GOD.. THANK YOU.

You should have a clue of what's happening around u in your office na.. have they been complaining about your job? Have u been queried lately? Do they commend you? Are they talking about expansion? All that should tell you what's cooking. All the best Man, meanwhile, Prayer is the key. Good luck in the outcome.

Please friends.. I need a website(s) where I can download full biblical sermons/teachings/ messages for free.. please help a brother to keep the word of God on the table of his Heart. Thank you.

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We are Super-Power in the spirit world, them wan try us??

Visit a rehabilitation centre first, after that.. u will develop the courage of breaking up with her, i can see ur the number one problem of urself.. Them beat u to death 3 years ago, u still dey browse, Na Patience Jonathan born u?? people just dey ressurect anyhow S.M.H.

If its Nigeria, the police will clap, salute and hail him.. ''Bobby the James Bond'' anything for your boys??

Its varies with the different types of kids, some need threats, some needs a gentle talk or advice, some need public disgrace to stop it, some need whip.. so first, study the child and know what scares him/her and this has to be done in his/her early stage of life (5-7 years) after this age, u will need to work harder to be able to correct them, for me.. after warning that child on same thing for 3 times, if it happens again, use ur whip..

Mine happened few months back, had to go on an emmergency trip, didnt prepare for it at all, i got to da airport, wanted to take a flight from Lagos to Abuja, when it got to my turn to check in, i totally forgot they ask people to remove shoes for the shoes to be scanned, and my black socks then had 3 holes and my 3 toes were out, have been wanting to get more black socks but procrastination wont let me, just kept forgetting... so that day, my heart-beat skipped when i was asked to take off my shoes, the picture of my 3 toes just flashed before my eyes and i was facing people that have checked in, See crowd, see my 3 toes saying hello.. hehehe i just ran to the other end and collected my shoe, wore it sharp sharp.. wanted to faint but i couldnt go unconscious.. i just gave myself a consolation smile, i started looking for someone i can give explanation that i have been forgetting to change my socks but no one seemed interested.. just sat down and started pressing rubbish on my phone..

The man dey chop and drink for dream, so no big deal..

Anytime i see Denrele, i just wonder how long it takes him to dress up.. Lady Gaga should be his soulmate, them go just born voltron.. hehehe

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Your husband should be the one handling this issue, not you.. I was waiting to hear u mention the part ur husband played in the whole story but u didnt even mention him, what is he doing about all these?? is he in town?? it seems he's cool with all that, then u got to fight for urself.. 1st, tell ur husband to warn her thief of a sister never to steal from u again, and tell him u will arrest her if she does it again, and if she steals from u, get her arrested, the family will be scared of u a little, even that ur husband, dont even know if he talks at all..

I wonder what he has been preaching to his congregation, PEACE or WAR.. Hmmmm, Lord have mercy.

Small pikin wey go tie him papa wrapper to do yanga, when heavy breez come, E go carry the pikin and the wrapper fly..

Hmmmm, i smell BLACKMAIL there.. since he is a pastor, they wanna blackmail him and maybe collect money from him, that so called elder sister maybe her fellow partner in crime aristo.. so If he is very sure he didnt go near her, then he should inform the police and let investigation, it will save him some respect if he reports first, but is it gets to other ears first, damages might be done before the truth comes out, so he better act fast.. if he is truely innocent.

I think that should not be a problem.. as far as you have your real genuine reasons, just state out your reasons and you both should talk about it.. then go your different ways.

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Please Poster.. dont get this twisted.. i fink your nephew's taste buds works in opposite direction.. i mean, it gives him the opposite taste of what goes into his mouth.. so bitter things seem to sweet to him and sweet thing r just tasteless or bitter to him.. well, i just pray he out-grows it or .. he will start importing veneger into Nigeria..lol.

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@DYT YOU ARE NEXT TO MONKEY, MY INCOME IS 5TIMES HER OWN SO DONT THING AM POOR AS THAT SHE DO IT TO SOME PPL TOO, SHE SLOW INTIM OF TAKING FAST AND CONCREATE DECISION, AM TRYING TO CHANGE HER IF I CAN

That doesnt mean she is slow, she is just loving you with all her heart nd u better appreciate and dont bother changing her, coz if u change her, u will surely pay for it if u settle down with her, then she wont borrow u no more    she will take it to the orphanage instead,

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@DYT YOU ARE NEXT TO MONKEY, MY INCOME IS 5TIMES HER OWN SO DONT THING AM POOR AS THAT SHE DO IT TO SOME PPL TOO, SHE SLOW INTIM OF TAKING FAST AND CONCREATE DECISION, AM TRYING TO CHANGE HER IF I CAN

That doesnt mean she is slow, she is just loving you with all her heart nd u better appreciate and dont bother changing her, coz if u change her, u will surely pay for it if u settle down with her, then she wont borrow u no more she will take it to the orphanage instead,

She seem a nice girl, thats the best answer u could ever get, so appreciate her for being real nd truthful, respect urself and ur heart ( dont know if its broken or not) and move on to the next girl, if u insist, i assure u, u wont like the season 2,

Its very Simple, since the man wanna act like a devil, u treat him like one, Put a call through to him, sound so soft and still beg him, Just trying making use of a nice phone that can record calls, while talking and recording your discussion, mention his name and beg him, and make him brag more and more about wanting to sleep with u, then u and ur husband can take it up from there, contact the police and get him arrested for sexual harrasment, he will be in Police Cell thinking about u while another supervisor approves it for u, SIMPLE!!!

The V.E.C version if the best, VECTOR did it, that guy is gooooddd.

Bro for me, i dont fink a real girl would ask for a surprise to show her u love her, moreover, u said u have don everything withing ur power to show her and she is asking for a surprise, Bro i see that word ''SURPRISE'' as a ''PRICE'' u have to pay for dating her, its also as good as a format, maybe she wants u to apply for a loan and buy her a car before she will believe u love her, Bro plz think smart, its good to impress ur girl but upgrading ur own life should be ur priority coz girl can come and go but ur life stays with u forever till God calls,

I agree i copied and pasted here, was just trying to pass a message i got too, wouldnt u rather spend 2 whole day reading what might help ur future?? No time is too much to get a knowledge on something/anything coz u dont know when u would be needing that idea badly, i wonder if u ever read ur textbooks in school,

In a relationship, married or not… You should read this, it, it might help u perfect ur marriage.

“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topiccalmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This
made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knewshe wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally shecried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now. The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn’t have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again. In the morning she presented
her divorce conditions: she didn’t want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn’t want to disrupt him with our broken marriage. This was agreeable to me. Butshe had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for themonth’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door
ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our lastdays together bearable I accepted her odd request. I told Jane about my wife’s
divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricksshe applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.
My wife and I hadn’t had any
body contact since my divorce
intention was explicitly
expressed. So when I carried her
out on the first day, we both
appeared clumsy. Our son
clapped behind us, daddy is
holding mommy in his arms. His
words brought me a sense of
pain. From the bedroom to the
sitting room, then to the door, I
walked over ten meters with her
in my arms. She closed her eyes
and said softly; don’t tell our son
about the divorce. I nodded,
feeling somewhat upset. I put
her down outside the door. She
went to wait for the bus to work.
I drove alone to the office.
On the second day, both of us
acted much more easily. She
leaned on my chest. I could smell
the fragrance of her blouse. I
realized that I hadn’t looked at
this woman carefully for a long
time. I realized she was not
young any more. There were fine
wrinkles on her face, her hair
was graying! Our marriage had
taken its toll on her. For a minute
I wondered what I had done to
her.
On the fourth day, when I lifted
her up, I felt a sense of intimacy
returning. This was the woman
who had given ten years of her
life to me. On the fifth and sixth
day, I realized that our sense of
intimacy was growing again. I
didn’t tell Jane about this. It
became easier to carry her as the
month slipped by. Perhaps the
everyday workout made me
stronger.
She was choosing what to wear
one morning. She tried on quite
a few dresses but could not find
a suitable one. Then she sighed,
all my dresses have grown
bigger. I suddenly realized that
she had grown so thin, that was
the reason why I could carry her
more easily.
Suddenly it hit me… she had
buried so much pain and
bitterness in her heart.
Subconsciously I reached out and
touched her head.
Our son came in at the moment
and said, Dad, it’s time to carry
mom out. To him, seeing his
father carrying his mother out
had become an essential part of
his life. My wife gestured to our
son to come closer and hugged
him tightly. I turned my face
away because I was afraid I
might change my mind at this
last minute. I then held her in my
arms, walking from the bedroom,
through the sitting room, to the
hallway. Her hand surrounded
my neck softly and naturally. I
held her body tightly; it was just
like our wedding day.
But her much lighter weight
made me sad. On the last day,
when I held her in my arms I
could hardly move a step. Our
son had gone to school. I held
her tightly and said, I hadn’t
noticed that our life lacked
intimacy. I drove to office….
jumped out of the car swiftly
without locking the door. I was
afraid any delay would make me
change my mind…I walked
upstairs. Jane opened the door
and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do
not want the divorce anymore.
She looked at me, astonished,
and then touched my forehead.
Do you have a fever? She said. I
moved her hand off my head.
Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce.
My marriage life was boring
probably because she and I
didn’t value the details of our
lives, not because we didn’t love
each other anymore. Now I
realize that since I carried her
into my home on our wedding
day I am supposed to hold her
until death do us apart. Jane
seemed to suddenly wake up.
She gave me a loud slap and then
slammed the door and burst into
tears. I walked downstairs and
drove away. At the floral shop on
the way, I ordered a bouquet of
flowers for my wife. The salesgirl
asked me what to write on the
card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll carry
you out every morning until
death do us apart.
That evening I arrived home,
flowers in my hands, a smile on
my face, I run up stairs, only to
find my wife in the bed – dead.
My wife had been fighting
CANCER for months and I was so
busy with Jane to even notice.
She knew that she would die
soon and she wanted to save me
from the whatever negative
reaction from our son, in case
we push through with the
divorce.— At least, in the eyes of
our son—- I’m a loving
husband….
The small details of your lives are
what really matter in a
relationship. It is not the
mansion, the car, property, the
money in the bank. These create
an environment conducive for
happiness but cannot give
happiness in themselves. So find
time to be your spouse’s friend
and do those little things for
each other that build intimacy. Do
have a real happy marriage!
If you don’t share this, nothing
will happen to you.
If you do, you just might save a
marriage. Many of life’s failures
are people who did not realize
how close they were to success
when they gave up.”

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