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Politics › Re: Amotekun Comment: South-West Governors Back Tinubu by Authoreety: 6:49am On Jan 23, 2020
I really don't want to comment
Politics › Re: Bala Mohammed: Ihedioha's Sacking Kept Me In Fear by Authoreety: 7:33am On Jan 22, 2020
My brother, the thing reach to fear o


But fear no for let them remove you unless they wanted to start a war
Politics › Re: Mike Ozekhome: Why Supreme Court Judgment On Imo Can't Be Reviewed by Authoreety: 6:36am On Jan 22, 2020
We still dey watch


Every labour get reward
Family › Re: I Am Ready To Breastfeed You Till The World Ends", Nigerian Lady To Her Man by Authoreety(op): 6:25am On Jan 22, 2020
bukatyne:
Ema binu tongue

If I were to interpret, it would be a very long read and I am considerate of Nokia Touch Light users. angry
grin
See this one...
Family › Re: I Am Ready To Breastfeed You Till The World Ends", Nigerian Lady To Her Man by Authoreety(op): 9:42pm On Jan 21, 2020
bukatyne:
Ema binu.
What's that?? huh
Family › Re: I Am Ready To Breastfeed You Till The World Ends", Nigerian Lady To Her Man by Authoreety(op): 8:53pm On Jan 21, 2020
bukatyne:
Stupidity in high places.

Do you need validation from us to appreciate your boyfriend's sexual prowess abi what is our business?

And this own has a family somewhere claiming they have a daughter. undecided cry
And you had to quote the entire post?

Do you know how hard it is for we those of us that use small torchlight phones to access nairaland?

Celebrities › Re: Oba Elegushi And Patoranking In New Lovely Pictures by Authoreety: 11:13am On Jan 21, 2020
Me likey
Family › Re: Woman Who Delivered Set Of Twin In March Delivers Another Set In December by Authoreety(op): 8:59am On Jan 21, 2020
How did they even cope with breastfeeding?
Family › Re: Woman Who Delivered Set Of Twin In March Delivers Another Set In December by Authoreety(op): 8:56am On Jan 21, 2020
Mizwisdom:
Single motherhuh
The matter tire me sef o
Family › Re: I Am Ready To Breastfeed You Till The World Ends", Nigerian Lady To Her Man by Authoreety(op): 8:53am On Jan 21, 2020
ashawopikin:
this girl again?
Is that why u quoted the whole post

Family › Re: I Am Ready To Breastfeed You Till The World Ends", Nigerian Lady To Her Man by Authoreety(op): 3:28pm On Jan 20, 2020
The guy don use money weave the gal brain


Odikwa risky
Travel › Re: Aerial Photos Of Ogbaru, Onitsha From Second Niger Bridge Site by Authoreety: 3:07pm On Jan 20, 2020
Na wa o
Nairaland General › Re: Huge Snake Killed In Sapele Delta State by Authoreety: 2:33pm On Jan 20, 2020
Singing ......



ooo lalala

Let's go dancing frontpage
Phones › Re: This Bluetooth Headset Has A Nigerian Accent! by Authoreety: 1:54pm On Jan 20, 2020
Lala is coming


But u should have spiced the post with a little lalacious snakey noodle maggi..

Only by that will it crawl to the desired land
Celebrities › Re: Daughter Congratulates Her Lesbian Parents For Staying Together For 32 Years. by Authoreety: 1:49pm On Jan 20, 2020
Sickening
Family › Re: I Am Ready To Breastfeed You Till The World Ends", Nigerian Lady To Her Man by Authoreety(op): 1:47pm On Jan 20, 2020
chii8:
Chaii...so girls now openly agree they are having sex...
End time children
Politics › Re: Ezinne Kalu Graduates With First Class In Law From UK University (Photos) by Authoreety: 1:36pm On Jan 20, 2020
Congrats to her
Family › Re: I Am Ready To Breastfeed You Till The World Ends", Nigerian Lady To Her Man by Authoreety(op): 1:06pm On Jan 20, 2020
Uwammebi
Family › Re: I Am Ready To Breastfeed You Till The World Ends", Nigerian Lady To Her Man by Authoreety(op): 1:04pm On Jan 20, 2020
TheGiftedOne:
R
Awon space booker
Family › Re: I Am Ready To Breastfeed You Till The World Ends", Nigerian Lady To Her Man by Authoreety(op): 1:04pm On Jan 20, 2020
Freestainworld:
this gal get mouth pass bobrisky.
Very loud one ...
Family › I Am Ready To Breastfeed You Till The World Ends", Nigerian Lady To Her Man by Authoreety(op): 12:59pm On Jan 20, 2020
A Nigerian Lady identified as Mercy Ada Jesus is currently trending on social media after she penned down a heartfelt message to celebrate her boyfriend.



The lady who is obviously head over heels in love with her man shared loved-up photos and wrote an epistle that contained both deep and hilarious sentences.

Sharing the photos, she wrote;

“You have made me to stop wearing pants. U just keep on tearing my pants and destroying my bras. You are nothing but
My womb shifter
My pant remover
My waist bender
My pu**y general manager
My pu**y key holder and unlock

Ur d**k is my life ❤��. May u live long. My Indonesian Boyfriend. Am ready to breast feed u till world ends my heartbeat.

Pls if e pain u, go and hug transformer.”



In another post, she wrote;

“I don’t know why I love u so much, until I find the reason I will never stop loving u. But I wish never to have any reason for loving u.

I don’t care if u destroy all my pants and bras, cause I just find out u like tearing my pants and bras each time u want to enter the promised land u paid visa for. Keep on tearing my pants and bras na u buy am is ur money, since ur favourite food is sucking breast I will forever breastfeed u, suck them with no mercy. I just love the way u always separate my two tiny mosquito legs, one for lagos other one to Kaduna. �� chai uwa bu nke Chukwu

My pant remover
My pu**y general manager
My waist bender
My womb shifter
My account creditor
My pu**y key holder and unlock
My Indonesian boyfriend ❤❤

E pain u? �.”



Source: gistreel.com

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Things You Should Never Say In A Job Interview by Authoreety: 12:06pm On Jan 20, 2020
Ok,
Phones › Re: Were You Compensated By MTN For Slow Data Speed? by Authoreety: 7:23am On Jan 20, 2020
MTN can not compensate
Travel › Re: Another Petrol Tanker Fire In Onitsha Yesterday (Photos) by Authoreety: 5:48pm On Jan 19, 2020
Onitcha is too congested without serious safety measures
Travel › Re: Another Petrol Tanker Fire In Onitsha Yesterday (Photos) by Authoreety: 5:46pm On Jan 19, 2020
Onitcha is too congested without serious safety measures
Politics › Re: What Happened To Trader Money? by Authoreety: 5:37pm On Jan 19, 2020
No campaign after election


Nigerians will always be gullible!

That stupid suya seller can never show face on a thread like this... anuofia

Crime › Re: Professor Chikaodinaka Nwankpa Arrested For Spending $185,000 Grant On Strippers by Authoreety: 5:33pm On Jan 19, 2020
BuhariLooter:
No more amotekun angry
Mechie onu gi dia
Crime › Re: Professor Chikaodinaka Nwankpa Arrested For Spending $185,000 Grant On Strippers by Authoreety: 5:32pm On Jan 19, 2020
He only tried to develop the strippers


No be I'm fault, he no sweat for the money
Christianity Etc › Re: Here’s Why Senior Catholic Figures Are Cautioning Father Mbaka (By Naptu2) by Authoreety: 3:10pm On Jan 19, 2020
Austineva:
then, go and caution him. Rubbish!
Oya collect am

Christianity Etc › Re: Here’s Why Senior Catholic Figures Are Cautioning Father Mbaka (By Naptu2) by Authoreety: 12:31pm On Jan 19, 2020
The guy seriously need to be cautioned
Politics › Re: Gowon: No Regrets Fighting Civil War by Authoreety: 8:53pm On Jan 18, 2020
Stupid man
Family › Re: Woman Who Delivered Set Of Twin In March Delivers Another Set In December by Authoreety(op): 11:16am On Jan 17, 2020
Single mother O... shocked


I wonder who dey do am ds kain thing

The 2 of them no get patience at all

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