₦airaland Forum

Omo, na to begin carve alusi apiri api o....



Wat a busines

Make una sofri o.... they may b a couple....

Dont beliv it at ur own peril

Christ was poor that we might be rich by his grace

Bros relax, the masses aint part of tha govt, na only govt office holders be govt for we naija o...


The masses have cum to realise that...

So chill smalll... my felow nairalanders jst have to chanel dia anoyance towds sometin nd I think buhari realy fits in...


Evrione to his own

Quadranoo:
Are u sure u are normal? Na Buhari wey assume post in 2015 finished your life wey Don dey spoil since 1990s Abi? Was it mentioned from the post that it was their government that created it. Can u just point how you yourself has contributed tremendously to the progress of this nation? Some people just love to always attribute their misfortune to the Government. Some even expect the FG to serve them their meals while they are still on the bed. Many people use the excuse of Nigeria not having resources as an excuse of not being innovative/inventive, whereas if they want to use Italian leather, Gucci, and other imported stuffs, they will know how to order it from abroad or find a means of getting it.
Note : I ain't defending Buhari, my own problem is just with how people find it easily to always associate everything to the Government ( whereas , we are also part of what constitutes the term Government)

Those guys above me, make una chill small



Let buhari be o...

Uneasy lies d head that wears the crown

Freeze shld hide his head in shame


Make ah catch u first

G

My career shall fetch me cheques like this in Jesus name






AMEN!

Pls belp us sieze it o

PierreDeFermath:
its better to have baby mama than to marry guys. if you don't want to die untimely,just have a baby mama to have your babies or surrogate mother and keep living your bachelor life. Organized marriage is a scam and imprisonment,it shatters life. marriage is nonsense

U get mouth

Kenzico:


Why would a sane human destroy a Precious Sex Doll....Can you just imagine! Its just like taking a teddy bear from a Child and destroying it....Too bad...Na to break up with her sharp sharp!!!

#TeamSexDolls

So u are still decieving urself

Dem try wella

Its always benz or bmw for mua

Politics and drama na same tin

Who him dey tell and how e take concern me?

As in music?

Seat

Wehdon sa

Whch kain tin b ds na



Police no gree hear word

lekejob:
Then do it

Its very simple joor

When are they hanging them

Neoteny:
Ok. But don't spill it on the floor

Lolz.. naughty u

bettercreature:
There is nothing like sex! Football is not even close but sex can wait on a good day

I hear u bro

I had ds galfrnd that will always beat me up weneva I wanted to walk out on a situation cos she jad the notion that I cldnt lay my hands on a lady....

It persisted until the day I turned d table!



Since then, I dont give a sh*t...



I give it to u in ur exact measure!




Mind u, I still hate hurting my ladies

Im cumin

This simple thing?

It will froil

I stand with Adeboye and the work of God done by the solomon of our time...


All those against should go and chop nail...

An American man asked me "why Nigerians will lock dia car key thru remote and hear the lock sound and still check the door to be sure"?



I just told him we needed to be 120% sure. Our village people might have just played the lock sound in our ear





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I have notin 2 say ....

Make dem dey reduce

Seriously?