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Romance / Re: Jesus! Why Are Sierra Leonean Guys Fine Like This? WARNING breathtaking photos. by Authorsy: 7:20pm On Jul 07, 2022
SuRamzy:
Getat with those lazy bitches you uploaded.
this guys don't know what real struggle is.
bring one come here make im push wheel barrow for just 5 market, or okada job for 1 month, under nigeria weather.
before you judge or conclude nonsense.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Business / Re: Am I In Trouble, Will I Be Arrested For This? by Authorsy: 12:11pm On May 31, 2022
Please consult a good lawyer and explain the situation to them just as you have done here.

Don't go to the bank alone. Let your lawyers speak to them on your behalf and then sort out whatever issues.

If you go to the bank alone, you just might be picked up by the police and rot in jail (you already know how our legal system works here).

And if you decide to ignore the problem and just forget about the bank account, there might be warrants out for your arrest and one day when you're travelling out of the country or trying to do some other business, you'll get picked up by the police.

Also, don't forget we run a BVN system now. I am not sure but i believe once you have a problem with one bank, it will show up on your profile and affect your relationship with other banks.

So, don't ignore the problem but at the same time, don't approach it with naivety or timidity.

Good luck to you.
Business / Re: Kdp. Kindle Amazon Books And Corona Virus Profits Method by Authorsy: 6:30am On May 16, 2022
Hi Eliok, please can i DM yoù? I need your help with something.

Thanks a lot.
Business / Re: Fintech Business Ideas Needed by Authorsy: 9:08pm On May 11, 2022
I have some ideas actually.
Politics / Re: Cash Transfer: Some Nigerians Haven’t Seen ₦5,000 Before - Sadiya Farouk by Authorsy: 8:21am On Feb 18, 2022
Oro rirun
Family / Re: Is My Elder Brother Possessed Or An Occultic Man? by Authorsy: 3:08pm On Jan 08, 2022
ibechris:
If your brother sleeps with multiple women just like that and still ignores his immediate family,then i have so much doubt in his wealth seriously.

That's what i thought too. Probably audio money and the type that likes public admiration and attention so the little he has, he spends impressing the streets while his family bears the brunt at home.

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Travel / Re: Lagos Airport Extremely Corrupt – Sabbatical, American Vlogger (Video) by Authorsy: 1:08pm On Nov 08, 2021
Cousin9999:
1. The average American is an ídíot. Outside of the northeast, it's basically village people only while village people are uneducated, Americans are just stúpid.

2. The average American doesn't "understand" people outside their town or region, so there's no reason to believe most can grasp a different culture. And they confirm their ignorance every day regarding other cultures. Their cultural observations are garbage.

3. Oyinbos are deranged, racist m0r0ns. Their opinions on anyone who isn't white can't be trusted. It's like asking what an Arab thinks about Jews.

4. Americans are lazy af, and would rather do anything besides work to make money. That of course includes posting complete bs on YT.

5. It's common knowledge that people post bs on YT. And that people like that oyinbo will film for days or weeks to get the footage they want, and mangle the footage to make it more extreme. If that doesn't work, they'll pay people to fake it.

6. Many Americans are as insecure as they are stúpid. They love spreading lies (and consuming them) about virtually any foreign country, including every European country. It literally bothers them to think that someone will leave the US and enjoy their life, or that people in other countries are happy.

7. Yes, this problem exists. But it doesn't change the fact that oyinbos are notorious liars.

Are you dumb or just pretending to be dumb?

Since you've toured around the world and know America like the back of your palm, is this the way things are done there?

Are you harrased for bribe openly at their international airports?

You people go sit down in other people's countries talking crap and throwing a spanner in the wheel of things when people are trying to make changes here.

So cos America is filled with villages and illiterates (according to you), Nigeria should be allowed to continue to rot? When even the airports at smallet African countries like Republic of Benin and Ivory Coast have saner and more organised international airports than ours?

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Authorsy: 4:34pm On Sep 27, 2021
Cheat Brother

Rig Brother

Pere earned his spot!!!!

In a nation battling electoral fraud, you shouldn't be contributing to the problem. Especially on national television!!!

So you're trying to say it's okay for people's votes to not count

Allow Pere back in, he earned his spot!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Authorsy: 4:26pm On Sep 27, 2021
What is all this torture sef? This guy doesn't deserve this!!!

What the heck is wrong with Riggie?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Authorsy: 7:06pm On Sep 26, 2021
Ebuka, which kain rough play be that na?

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Authorsy: 10:48pm On Sep 24, 2021
Successintef:


It depends on the time you can dedicate to learning the language each day

I know.

What's the length of time and study hours per day that you can reasonably recommend if i engage your services as my tutor?
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Authorsy: 12:00pm On Sep 24, 2021
Successintef:
Are you looking for a French school with experience tutors who have written and passed TEF? Or a French school with students who have passed the exam?

Here is one of our students' result. Come and be part of our testimony

To contact us, 07017362968

How long will it realistically take to sit and pass the exams and get enough grades to score the 50 extra points from ircc?
Family / Re: What Could He Be Doing Spending 4hours And More In The Bathroom? by Authorsy: 4:11pm On Sep 02, 2021
tuboi:
A lot of ppl actually think he’s into drugs, masturbating or ritual, but I think he’s been dealing with his health issues secretly..There are people who will smile with you but go into their closet to shed tears…He’s going through a lot. I pray he pulls through….

I mean!!!!

Poor child could have been in there writhing in pains or contemplating suicide.

I wish him and the family strength to pull through and make the best out of this.

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Family / Re: What Could He Be Doing Spending 4hours And More In The Bathroom? by Authorsy: 3:06pm On Sep 02, 2021
Chatting with his girlfriend? Watching porn?

You seem very nosey so i don't think it's abnormal that a teenager would want to seclude themselves to have some privacy especially when doing things that they think you might not approve of, or nag them about.

It doesn't necessarily mean that what they're doing is bad or outrageous. Dude could have just been in there chatting on WhatsApp or Telegram groups and trying to avoid talks like "you're always pressing your phone"

Or maybe your environment is loud or you watch movies he can't relate to so he is in there watching movie series or playing games he likes.

I could think of a thousand possibilities that are not related to any vices you have suggested.

And again, your tone doesn't sound like you are empathetic towards the plight of this young child that has to lose his limbs at such tender age. You seem to be blaming him for his predicament or trying to suggest that he brought this upon himself because of his bathroom habits.

I just hope you are nicer and more supportive of him in person.

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Business / Re: CBN To Launch E-Naira Soon, Drafts Guidelines by Authorsy: 1:26pm On Aug 30, 2021
No be only e-naira. You have proven to be unreliable and untrustworthy especially to the Nigerian tech business ecospace.

Anyone that trusts the FG enough to invest in the e-naira must have a lot of money to throw away.

Except you guys force it down our throats as usual of course.

And even at that, it still won't fly.

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Authorsy: 9:55pm On Jul 02, 2021
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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Authorsy: 8:36am On Jun 15, 2021
iphien:
Good morning house, please what’s the best way to pay for the Express Entry application fees?

Open a domiciliary account and get a dollar master card.

Change cash to dollars and pay it into your account.

Load your card with the funds and use it to pay.

Alternatively, use flutterwave's virtual dollar card.

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Authorsy: 12:53pm On Jun 14, 2021
cutebear:

Booked?? No o...scroll up. I just posted my TCF exam results some days ago grin
You can download TCF textbooks online using google search. There are many helpful websites for TCF exam practice also. Getting a tutor to correct your errors and your speaking would also be great. I spent about 3 months preparing for the exam with a brilliant tutor in Abuja. He was only used to TEF and I was his first ever TCF student but this man really helped me with EE & EO and always corrected my mistakes.
Congratulations on your success. I wish you a smooth and happy sail throughout the rest of your journey.

Please, can you share contact details of your tutor in Abuja?
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Authorsy: 7:29pm On Jun 08, 2021
ednut1:
they will not even reply you. There is no need to inform them as they wont reopen the file

It doesn't hurt to try. If they don't respond, then he would at least know he tried.

This is not asking them to reopen his file, this is just a general question about whether or not it's okay to move his funds to a separate account.

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Authorsy: 6:38pm On Jun 08, 2021
adaoyoyo:


Seniors, let me explain my predicament..... I have already submitted my application, eligibilty passed, now my question...

If i convert my existing pof to USD, do i need to inform IRCC even though eligibilty has been passed?

Send them a mail to ask them if it's okay to move your money to a different account still in your name and follow their instructions.

I think the ultimate goal is to ensure that you actually have the money. How and where you keep it shouldn't be a problem provided the money is still available and still in an account in your name.

Just ask them first before you do anything.
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Authorsy: 4:11pm On Jun 08, 2021
adaoyoyo:


Seniors wade in on this matter abeg...
What do you suggest one can do to protect their POF.
@Ednut, @Mamaron,@ graciouswords...what are you guys doing differently cos some of us are confused!
Why not change it to dollars, open a dorm account and deposit it there?
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Authorsy: 7:58pm On May 07, 2021
Hi Gracemama, please i need your help. I saw on a closed thread that you were looking for how to get your ijmb transcript from ABU zaria for WES.

I am in the same exact situation now and i need some help and guidance on how to go about it.

Please, i need your help and guidance. I just sent you a PM.

Thanks in advance.

Cc: Gracemama
Education / ABU Students/graduates Please Help!!!! by Authorsy: 2:23pm On May 03, 2021
Please guys, i need a phone number for the admin department or the IJMBE office in ABU.

I did IJMB in a school in Kogi State but my certificate is from ABU.

Now i need the transcripts from ABU and i have never been to the school. I want to find out what i need to do and what it would cost hence i need an official phone number.

I have searched the internet and i didn't find any.

Please kindly help.

Thanks a lot.
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Authorsy: 1:26pm On May 02, 2021
Guys please i need help from anyone who did IJMB and has done WES evaluation.

My IJMB certificate is from ABU Zaria but i did the course and exam at Kogi State Polytechnic.

I need information on how to get my IJMB transcript.

OR

If anybody here graduated from ABU and has their admin office or IJMB office contact details, please kindly share with me. I have searched all over the internet without any concrete information.

Thank you very much.

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Politics / Re: Afe Babalola: "Extend Retirement Age Of Supreme Court Justices To 100 Years" by Authorsy: 9:36pm On Apr 14, 2021
100 years pere?

Two life terms is better jare.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: We Shot Down Nigerian Air Force Alpha Jet & Killed Pilots by Authorsy: 6:37pm On Apr 02, 2021
If these reports are anything to go by, then this is no longer just Boko haram.

Clearly, they've teamed up with other dangerous and more advanced militia group.

The reports about Al-Qaeda infiltrating Nigeria may be true.
Business / Re: Big Boys Ecomm: How To 6-7 Figures Monthly Selling Physical Products Online 2021 by Authorsy: 3:50pm On Feb 24, 2021
KingOfThePay:
Alrighhttttt Guys!!!!!!! Its the Return of the King!!!!! grin



It is with great pleasure i drop this update after serving a 3 days(which feels like 3 years) unjustified ban from the time i made my last comment. No lie; Aberrant developments like this goes a long way to  demotivate a good cause . But yet, the King is not shaken.

However,  i will also not hide my discontentment with the Moderators for absolute negligence. I was banned by the spam bot after making the Part 2 update(which was removed) on Sunday. Followers of the thread called on the Mods to relief me of the ban. Yet nothing was done. Nothing. What then is the essence of this Business section if an informative, educational, tutorial thread cannot be allowed to thrive. huh!


Finally,

I must say i am very impressed with you guys and so honored that i was able to start something that is making people out here see possibilities in achieving massive financial success with this business.. Oh yeah!!!

This thread has not dropped passed the first page of the business section since my last post.
You guys kept steady engagement. Thread already on its 3rd page shocked(and we are just getting started)
You showed commitment to implementing all you have learnt(and more to come) 

In this beautiful game of Chess, you are the Bishops. 

Alright. Lets get back Business. Heading to the Space station to get my Spaceship!!! Everything in check, no orbit decays!!! shocked grin

Now ya'all get ready to hop in...!!! 3...2...1.......

PART 2 UPDATE DROPPING BY 3:30PM ... Letssssssssss go!!!!!

Yayyyy. Our OP is back.

Mods, behave o
Business / Re: Big Boys Ecomm: How To 6-7 Figures Monthly Selling Physical Products Online 2021 by Authorsy: 10:21pm On Feb 22, 2021
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shiffynaani:
What's all these rubbish? Someone is sharing a valuable info and the next thing is to ban him. Mould or mod, are you ok at all?


Do you know how much I've spent buying useless informations? You better unblock OP now before I swear bitter swear for una

They've been doing it since January and i don't understand why. Someone was trying to share tips on cryptocurrency business in January ( way before the ban) and the mods kept banning the Op's account.

I don't understand the rationale behind it.

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Business / Re: Big Boys Ecomm: How To 6-7 Figures Monthly Selling Physical Products Online 2021 by Authorsy: 1:44pm On Feb 21, 2021
KingOfThePay:
Good engagement here guys! shocked

This is what I am talking about. No fun in an adventure when you are alone mehn.. Moreso, an Adventure for success!!!


And ehy! For everybody that has commented on the First page. I have a super gift for you when the entire training is complete... So anyone who have seen or following this thread and you haven't dropped a comment to bid commitment you might as well do it now.. tongue


Becuase however it goes, in a short future from now, you will definitely comment when you can no longer stay calm from the thrills.! grin
So why not do it now and win a free gift before we cross over huh!



Welcome to a new week. Blessings from the most high to you all. I know before the end of the week loads of people would have been able to start implementing and getting set to cash out big from this business long term.


PART 2 UPDATE dropping 12:30 PM straight up!

Spaceship reluanching in 3.2.1..... Let's gooooooooo!!!!

Thank you so much
Business / Re: Your Passive Income Goals + Making Money Online by Authorsy: 8:16pm On Feb 18, 2021
COURVOISier:


You're both alike. You just glance through without reading to comprehend.

What's there to comprehend? You're clearly being condescending even though you are giving good advice.

Learn how to make your criticisms constructive. You don't have to be rude because you wanna give advice.

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