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AND THIS SHIT MADE FRONT PAGE?

fhranciz:
Hi there fellow NL,

I could not help but laugh as I have been thinking of what my girlfriend just told me.
Well she just got a new job, which onw keeps her occupied, so she just told me that we would only have sex once in two weeks. I tot in my head r u the only girl who just got a job, although I didn't say anything but laugh it out.

So fellow NL what would ur reaction be if ur girlfriend or wife fixes a timetable for sex, and ladies can you fix a time table for sex for ur man.

Your girl friend ...FORNICATOR!! better repent or else demons go use ur prick hang u for hell faya.

cbrass:
I don't think the oba could have said that. they must have lied against him

Me too

amzee:
A flier titled: ‘The evils of the broom
government against Ndigbo in Lagos
state’ has been circulating over
social media for the past few hours.

The flier- which was made by
proponents of the PDP governorship
candidate in Lagos, Jimi Agbaje, -
seeks to create division and enmity
between the Igbos and Yorubas in the
state.

Agbaje has been on the receiving end
of a lot of criticism since the flier
surfaced, it is, however, not clear if he
was aware of its creation or not.


See flier below:

No,No,No...this is so wrong..chai!! tears in my heart.

amzee:
A flier titled: ‘The evils of the broom
government against Ndigbo in Lagos
state’ has been circulating over
social media for the past few hours.

The flier- which was made by
proponents of the PDP governorship
candidate in Lagos, Jimi Agbaje, -
seeks to create division and enmity
between the Igbos and Yorubas in the
state.

Agbaje has been on the receiving end
of a lot of criticism since the flier
surfaced, it is, however, not clear if he
was aware of its creation or not.


See flier below:

No,No,No...this is so wrong..chai!! tears in my heart.

irunoobo:



I don't know why the igbos are hell bent on disobeying this Great king. They should remember that he who the gods want to kill will first run mad. Igbos should be grateful to the Yoruba for accomodating them and their businesses. They should not take our silence for cowardice. Be warned

that means its d Oba of Lagos dat d gods wanna kill...coz no person in his right mind would make such a statement in this critical time..

Geez! see gap.. LOL

08181545213

When poverty comes in through the door,Love flies out of the Window.

CHUDDY K shiuldve sang -This world is going Crazy!!!

CHELSEA WORSE...CHOIII ALUTA DON KILL ME.MY MONEY DON BURN..

valmunich:
what's sexual about this

Amebo ppl

E taya me oo..pple ehn

NemzySeries:
Hmmmmmmmm...humans atimes do tinz dat even a bull wunt do to a female caf..#SMH



Ur dick shall rise no more till 2095

Lol

I dont believe ....its not from Jesus. #Fact!!

Una believe this kind shit!!? Nawa 4 Nigerians Oo!!

Go to wikipaedia and
search "Abuja declaration 1987"

gab264:
Let the prayer of parrallel government be answerd by God and all his twenty four elders amen....and i pledge to biafra my country to be faithful.....

Look @ dis man..do you know wat youre saying.?

Ehyaaa..hmmm

Hehehe una dey get ,100 my own na 500

Raiders:
whats so special about her cooking in the kitchen

My brother I wonder oo..

Her Home would be greener now... congratulations to the Bellos Her Home would be greener now... congratulations to the Bellos

Went to change my teller to reciept yesterday @ d office of d finance officer for the dprtment of engineering. . .MEHN! engineering studnts make una brace well o..the distance from the main campus to the permanent site where d engineering stdnts are lctd no be small waka o..Any engineering that miss the school bus would have to spnd #300 to and fro + the school bus may dvelop fault and engine stdnts may have to sponsor dmselves to D permanent site. . .

NINE DAYS TO RESUMPTION!!!!!! HUH!!!!!!!!!

miss yuzedo or watever you are cald. . .dem use odomlodolondo or d nunsenz do YOU!

learnt a lot.

johnwizey: How do u want me to believe u are not among

'laffing out laff' u really are sick.!

I was in school today to change my teller to reciept. . .and was told to come bk wen school resumes. . .

Rueben thank you....May you never lack a helping hand in Jesus name

please someone should tell me d requirements for screening o o o o o o

Chukkasy: it can b done anytime, but the earlier the beta

Arghhhhhh sigh of relieve.......I will never leave the thread again!

please who knows when screening will start

really inspiring. . . . .you wil never find pple in this kind of post 0o. . if it's "whats d meaning of eminado,wizkid throws money at fans,tonto dikeh reveals her busts. . .etc you'll find traffic.