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Sanchez01:
Messi leaving the club will be the end of Bartomeu's political career and the move will cause a major shake up at the Camp Nou, from the board down to the players and possibly janitors and ball boys.

The Camp Nou politics runs very deep and it is riddled with corruption the size of our own government. Messi, seeking to play away from Barcelona is probably the best for him but it won't solve the issue at the club.

Anyways, I have to be thankful... I can't wait to see a Messiless Barcelona run around the field while Eibar and Osasuna show them.

You're in for a surprise dude.
I'm a Barca fan and I even want him to go...it's best for Barcelona's future

Shanklee:
No be runs girls dem be nah. Dem mama even dey d same area. And one mumu man go still marry dem las las. How I wish I was born in the late 60s or early 70s

Hmmm my brother not only you ooo!

Even d ones wey dey do churchy churchy dey nak come think of the other ones wey dey show openly say dem don tear eye

GeoandSonsHub:
Messi Messi Messi
I 8-2 say this but You are both Barca's problem and Solution, Not Abidal

If you leave, Automatically Barca turns to Spanish version of AC Milan

Shut DAT tin you call a mouth there

Stop saying what you are not sure of..
Although I smell resumption too especially when our HOD joined our WhatsApp group nd hinted something of that nature.

The entire Barcelona team needs an overhaul starting with the president..
I'm a Barcelona fan..I knew we can't beat Bayern...but this kind of scoreline?.
Utterly embarrassing

May God bless him immensely!
A good name is better than Silver and Gold..

I wish more news like this make headlines on major forums of the world so that gradually the terrible names given to us by the likes of Hushpuppi and the rest of them will be erased.

As for Hushpuppi..
E go rot for Oyibo prison.

sammysneh:
why would a person keep snake as pet..

My brodah
D tin taya me ooo

OP
E be like u wan mae swear for u dix early morning.
Where d date wey "FG finally announce" according to your heading now.

Imagine student wey been wan write exam before diz plague happen nd now person don sidan for house for over 2 months nw..see dix ur heading, con dey thank God ...only to open d thread see d rubbish wet u vomit put.

Mae una jux stop to dey mislead people jux to gain traffic to una blog e no funny again abeg..no be hustle be dat one...or else na xo person go mislead una from una destiny helper

AbdulAkpan:

I see what you doing
God bless you bro
Lingoafrica will reach places you never thought reachable

TheEffective:
"(He wasn't trying to have se3x with me ooo i watched him do it with my friend who is his girlfriend to believe it myself)"

This lady is a professional 3somer. I don't know why you kept beating round the bush to make a point blank lie.

I think say na only me observe

Lies lies lies

danduchi:
I once dated a barrister from Akwanga in Nassarawa state... Omo this girl sucked the living semen from my body. There was no break from sex even at 2am. I remembered one particular day she wanted us to do some thing naughty, she ordered for some wrapped weeds and we smoked while she was riding me. We both fell asleep while in action without cumming. We woke up very hungry and we were literally eating undone food. I had to run for my life when she wanted (jokingly but later meant it) asked for 3some (I asked if she was bringing her girlfriend, she replied no, I was to bring my friend). I knew she was meant for fun and not to be kept, I ran for my life.

Wahala dey oo

donbachi:
for donating ur Destiny to their kingdom.

Chai
Mad oo

Hmmmm dem for get mind oo

seanwilliam:
why you go understand ??

I get some here oo
Etisalat #200 5 pieces

seanwilliam:
see ehn, I no like your character on nairaland atall... but I completely agree with this post.. especially the emboldened..

You also buy already loaded recharge card?
I am not understanding

Intrepid01:
Guy listen, you see those guys consoling you, are your enemies and you will surely fall maga again, from all your comments I read. There’s a difference between helping a stranger and helping a lady you’re with.

Never in your life should you extend a hand of help to a lady you’re yet to confirm her loyalty 100%. Many of these girls are in it for the benefits, so you need to wise up.
Let me tell you, the highest I have given a lady is 5k, there’s nothing you wanna say in this world, it will never be more than that.

Let me share a personal story, there’s this lady I met when I wanted to acquire a landed property through all this agent companies advertising properties. The lady attended to me and saw how much I was dropping monthly for the instalmental payment. Although we’ve been friends before then, she got closer to me after then. This babe go dey stylishly ask me for money, we’ll hangout, ofcourse I’ll pay for everything but will not give her a dime. After a while she came out directly and ask me for money, I told her I don’t give anyone who is not my wife money, I am working for my future wife and children, anyone who isn’t part of that can’t have my money. She was shocked. But that’s the way it goes.

Another babe on WhatsApp was asking me last week to buy her a chop chop platter worth 12k , she knows I can afford it, I laughed at her, she asked why, I said you’ll eat it and take the energy to go to your boyfriends house baa...I don’t do such business.


Another thing is you people should stop doing as if you can’t do without sex, ladies are using sex as a weapon to get guys. You will not die if you don’t have sex. The estate agent lady was always shocked whenever she came to my house and I wouldn’t even make any attempt to touch her, yes I didn’t touch her cos I knew her game plan, I’ll touch her and then she says she needs money before she’ll allow me. But as a guy man, naaa I don’t fall for such trap, we see the end of the game from the beginning.

How in the world would you send 60k to one random girl all in the name of girlfriend, to even think you were planning to send additional 40k, whattt, forget all those rubbish you dey talk say you be nice person, you acted mugu.

You might be wondering if I ever sent money to a lady, yes I once did, but you know what I had already cut ties with the lady and the mother was sick, also her mum, who is a Pastor, had once helped me out on some spiritual issues before. So when I heard she had accident and needed money for operation, I sent 20k to the mum’s account. I and the mum still talk on the fone till today, but for the girl naaa, even when she called to thank me for the money I gave to her mum, I didn’t pick the call. I needed to give an impression that I didn’t give her cos of you, not at all and never will I.

So guy, WISE UP!!!!

You seem to be a pro in d game
Please mentor me

Kingosytex:
You back up dating a Nigerian girl by dating another Nigerian girl...

Na him be say you don prepare to turn sim card cos na so so so so back up u go dey back up.

No be lie.
Cloud storage things

kaili:
LOL!!! My first day on Nairaland and this is what I see!?

You ain't seen nuffin yet

penisilin:
Like someone said - it has been flogged very very well but women matter will continue to flog men as long as them still get yansh and bleast cool.

One of my many mumuness.

It was 2000, I was very young (after SSCE) and had a girl crushing on me but for reasons known to only God & devil, I just no send the babe.

But for the mumuness in me, I was seriously pursuing one yeye girl because of her yansh so tey in my bid to win her favor, I took a family cherished flask and made a sumptuous chocolate beverage with bread and sardine (from money I fapped from my sister) for her on a rainy day.
I told her from our balcony that I was coming with the goodies and she beckoned on me to come quickly. Only for me to reach her house, she asked to carry the flask follow her until we reach her boyfriend house angry. She jumped on him and said "Thank you Ola, shebi you have given me the flask" and they shut the door while I was standing there and smiling like Ganduje.

Anger no gree me sleep for 2 days

Your mumuness Na follow come

rosy1992:
pls dont quote me again.

aunty wetin happen

dukeprince50:
same person, two monikers.
Time registered, 1st April 2020

Na u get sense 4 here pass bros

I been just dey wait to see who go first observe d scam

kelvinrhs:
You did not mention how to summon him

I remember how I summoned Bloody Mary upon all the myth, legends and superstitions

I paid for it dearly but didn't die.

And I believe what doesn't kill me will make me stronger haqhaqhaqhaq

For real?
Can u tell us about it ?

Dybala11:
They are doing you from the village, ion have a landlord right now sef. Will you be my landlord??

How will you have?
You don tease the wife of your last landlord
E con give you quit notice..
Tell me how will you have?
And No..I don't want to continue being teased by a fellow man..
So I'll pass....besides are you sure the Corona DAT is affecting d REAL Dybala is not doing you something too
Thank you

Luv9jawomen:
Girl 4.

Highs: Young, Innocent face, pretty, chocolate skin, moderate boobs, moderate ass, slim.

Lows: Not thick, not curvy, no big boobs, no big ass.

Finally something Real.

Luv9jawomen:
Girl 3.

Highs: Thick, Big buttocks, Slim, dark skin, pretty face.

Lows: Flat chest.

Fake ass.
Together with dah number one..Fake Ass nd boobs

Dybala11:
Just teasing ya!

Go and Tease your landlord's daughter
Werey teaser

Tajbol4splend:
I know her

Hmmm Mr Knower is here

Kingsteve:
Most guys won't feel comfortable dating her, but would rather be chopping her behind closed doors.

And na these kin ugly girls dey sweet well well.

Lol guy you dey sure?

To me I feel say na the beautiful dey make d tin sweet pass ooh.
Imagine drilling DAT well and hearing d sweet moans ..
While seeing her face in DAT almost crying state as your drill string goes in and out..hehehe
Guy u fit nut in seconds if you no strong oo