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illicit:
The last time, She was on the phone with her boyfriend in Bayelsa and she was speaking to him very slowly and coughing awkwardly.

She even put the phone on speaker.


Me I just kept doing my thing.

If I was d guy, I would know. But he didn't.

Bayelsa..
Na Hot people full that state

Skyfornia:
I experienced such years back when I was in the world...in my own case, I deliberately increased the tempo of the banging, to see if she will misyarn while on call.

As I was banging her radically, she was saying 'aww, eww, aah' while talking to her boyfriend, the guy asked her what she is doing and she answered she is eating a spicy food. So my abunna is spicy okwaya? Lols

She got married to the guy 5 months after.

I fear who no fear women

Daddysidhan:
The idiot governor that can't find lasting solutions to the killings in southern Kaduna is bragging about nothing.

Person wey no even dey reason solution you dey talk of lasting.
He's shown time and again that he's a religious bigot

You guys are making me scared!!

PharmaGirl:
Your opinion Reno.
If that's what you believe, then its fine.

But remember, they didn't impregnate themselves.

So while you're giving reasons on why you won't help 'deliberate single moms', don't you think it'd be nice if you also preached to the men who impregnated them?

Tell them to carry their cross honorably. Tell them to provide for their kids so their kids' moms will stop running to your TL, begging for money.

They didn't impregnate themselves but they opened their legs

GolDRoger:
alright sir

Seconded please
Elizamarvin@outlook.com

ivolt:
Where was the interview conducted from? In the safety of her house. Her incited mob are on the street killing, destroying and looting.

God give you brain to use am

GolDRoger:

After my suspicious grow about the state of our president, I have been digging and this morning I stumble upon this revelation. . . this country is really finished.

Modified:
I can't post video here wtf!!

Can you send to me privately?

moneyshop:
Imagine saying that his infidelity was in the past... Some guys sef. And some kids will start shouting simp as if they know it's meaning or as if they even know anything about relationship.

A guy spends on a girl they brand him a simp. A girl spends on same guy the kids will still call him a simp. Immature kids all over here.

A girl paid your house rent for two years, you cheated on her twice and yet you're setting her up with your friend... Some guys are shameless.

Nne, if Ebube is the father of your baby, forgive him and let it past. He should learn his lessons.

Lol.. You no understand
She never born for am..
She mean say when she been dey take care of am when him been lose him job

Mikehot:
What's your point

Aisha protested in Abuja.

Burns boy is still in London now

Davido protested in Abuja

P square are bonifide lagosians


The protest and burning didn't happen in Lagos alone, outside Lagos there was more chaos in enugu, anambra too.

Benin started the chaos first.


Can't believe a northern like you is spewing this hypocrisy, in the jihadist north killing, bombing, maiming,banditry has been going on systematically since 2010 but you don't see it as a problem because it's satisfy your jihad cause while syphoning Niger Delta money to "rehabilitate north"

You dey mind the mumu?

Imagine Lawan saying "That is for me to interpret "..
Why Was The tenure of the former truncated?

Iyoocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

This is a street guy. We don't think before making advances unlike that cowardly ozo.
When you should a girl how desperately you lust after her even after she told you she's not interested she immediately starts seeing you as a fool.
Ozo is a simp and a slowpoke at the same time, with all his education common sense is still very far away from that young man.
May God not punish us with a simp as a son!

100 likes for you

blingxx:
Ignoramus spotted.. The world is over millions of years old humanity only started documenting history in books and ancient scripts 6000yrs ago.. Stop bringing facts from your Bible sir, the ability to speak doesn't mean you are intelligent

No be Bible tell am that wan oga

Truthlord12:
Lies.

The world is not more than 6000years old

You know how old?

dangoteinlaw:
Everyone here is owing china 160k. Isn't that worse than a student loan.

Ofodirinwa:
Nnamdi Kanu wasted his chance to create something like this by becoming a jewish evangelist. IPOB was really destroyed by the ignorance of it's head.

Jewish evangelist

Rebuke:
Wow! I hope they won't attract the wrath of their grandfather like this.

Elrufai and Bubu hate this.


Fact is, if yhu keep pushing people to the wall, one day they will turn and face yhu.

The menace of fulani herdsmen has long been ignored by the government, even when their attrocities are obvious and visible to the blind, the government try to look away. Maybe this wouldn't have happened.

My prayer is that, this should not lead to serious war.

It should!! What are you even saying?
If Benue state and others reacted this way.. You for here herdsmen for news again.. We too dey fear and dem dey capitalize on that

DelTel:
We hope justice will be served to deter other stup4id big men.

Victims should be compensated as well.

Justice for this country?! ��
Till today Wetin don happen to the slapping Senator

Rgade:
But why guys go dey open female accounts dey ask erotic questions about their own gender
Why would a guy want to listen to another guy's dick management routine
And don't tell me he's fishing for potential clients because that would be the dumbest thing to fall for.
Anyone that gets scammed on Nairaland has to be the dumbest of the dumb

...dick management routine

light099:
Alright son.
She's just a sex JJC or she's a sex-starved entity whose level of sexual mumu has been fueled by how the society around her falsely paints sex everyday, while in reality, sex is highly overrated.
Sex is just a cycle of bullcrap. Initially in life you feel alright but suddenly, you start feeling this sexual urge, until you pay a mumu debt of conji to feel alright again. The cycle repeats itself over and over.

These are the stages of sex:
Stage of innocence: When you're a kid and you're free as fck. No sex, no worries. All you do is enjoy every bit of life in it's pure state.
Stage of puberty: Your sex hormones come into the scene coupled with all the bullcraps you hear about sex, you're dying hard to have experience of it.
The first-time: Depending on your level of sheepleness, your first time might be disappointing or out of this world.
Stage of reality: You've had sex different times and now you see the reality about sex. This is the stage everyone realizes that sex is highly overrated, but if your mumu still no do at this state, it may never do again.
Stage of addiction: Even though you already know sex is just a cycle of bullcrap but you keep doing it as a dummy because it's a natural instinct.
Stage of brainwashing: If after all said and done, you still didn't realize that sex is highly overrated, it means your brain has been fried and your mumu may never do again. You've been sexually brainwashed.

Sex is overrated, the only reason why it has a hold on people is that, it's a natural instinct. If sex was a choice, i would trade sex for a chilled bottle of Zobo and balls of crispy doughnut, anytime anyday.
Assuming sex was a physical property, i for don dash person tey tey. In fact, there are more than 101 things in life, way more cooler than sex.

100 likes for you

Regardless:
Just as there are girls whose achievement in life is their v@gina, so there are boys like you whose whole achievement is their sexual prowess. Foolish boy, I hope you remember this thread when you start having daughters.

100 likes

Mbdovey:
And you don't even love her. If you do, why kiss and tell? Maybe someone will do the same to your future wife, sister or daughter.

If only girls knew d number of fvckboys around
..you can imagine her saying she'll need deliverance from him if her future husband is not skilled ....

She clearly knows she's not gonna end up with him but she still spreads her leg for him.

This generation is lost

Quality20:
I don't believe in spoiling holy religious girls. Pls these are girls who are trying to be clean and pure so as to worship their God. So why spoil them? If you cant be religious why deny others? Ur action just seem akin to the acts of the ppl of prophet Lut whose ppl accuse and persecuted for being clean and tried to bring them into dirty acts so as to be on d same dirty page.

Being religious and actually worshipping God are two different things bro

Quality20:
I don't believe in spoiling holy religious girls. Pls these are girls who are trying to be clean and pure so as to worship their God. So why spoil them? If you cant be religious why deny others? Ur action just seem akin to the acts of the ppl of prophet Lut whose ppl accuse and persecuted for being clean and tried to bring them into dirty acts so as to be on d same dirty page.

If she was holy, he wouldn't have even seen her unclothedness

olaboy33:
Who is Fg when ASUU is talking

Dude it's not funny

celebritiescrew:
Lol. You guys won't believe my friend was scammed too...after posting this.few hours ago.
She now chatted me up that she was also scammed...most annoying part is...this was someone I have been trying to help.
I invited her to my group which we teach people how to create an Android app for free and put it on play store so as she can earn from it...I asked ha to contribute whatever she had.. because our Target was to contribute any small amount of cash so as we can open a Google play console account to upload our app to play store for us to earn from our app we created..she said that she will try and contribute..
This is someone I know very well as a very good friend....she never cheated me up for 2 weeks...
Just yesterday she sent me a message telling she was scammed of 11,500.
She threw the money to those scammers......
So annoying..

Making money through Apps..
Hmmm
Is this Google Admob?

fykes:
D way Norwich and Brighton players will be diving at his leg, na injury holiday he come do for man city so

maiiilooo:
You're a monkey from Mozambique...
Nonsense

prodigyhenry:
The funny thing is that those people who hate Messi are now begging him to come to their team. Go on Twitter and see how man utd fans are screaming at Woodward to get him, even Chelsea fans and Madrid fans are begging him to consider him. No transfer has ever created this kinda buzz. Now who is truly the goat �. We all know who the goat is but sentiments no let us gree

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